Chapter 002: Mysterious Female Ghost
I was so scared that I was about to die, and every hideous-looking goblin looked in my direction as I walked, and several times in the middle of the way, the goblins came in my direction, but fortunately, they were all reprimanded by Yin Si and returned to the team.
Oh my God!
In the future, even if I lend 10,000 guts, I won't dare to go out in the middle of July. But the question is, why was it okay to wander around outside in the past seven and a half months, but today I won the lottery?
I feel like I'm incontinent, but I can't do that much, just dive into the dirt and pout and wait for them to finish......
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Every second seemed like years to me, I don't know how long it has been, I don't know what time it is. It wasn't until the world was quiet again, and there was no longer the shouting of "Hundred ghosts walk at night, Yang people avoid" in my ears, that I tentatively and slowly pulled my head out of the soil.
Several times I even wanted to just bury my head in the dirt and wait for dawn, but at least I was safe for the minute.
I just want to go home now! I just want to go home!
So she ran wildly down the empty street for half an hour, and at last I had no strength. Because of the fierce running, his throat was dry and he gasped heavily, and he threw up to death when he hugged a garbage can on the side of the road.
"Wait! Wrong! β
Suddenly, this trash can felt familiar, and I quickly went through it in my head. Right! I had already passed this trash can ten minutes ago. Thinking of thisγScared me to sit on the ground again.,It's over.γThis must be the legendary "ghost hitting the wall" and didn't run away.γ But when I think about it, the garbage cans on the street are almost the same length, who knows if it's the one just now?
So I took a breath, adjusted my mentality, and ran forward for more than ten minutes. The result was disappointing, and I saw the trash can again, and in order to make sure it was correct, I deliberately looked to see if there was any vomit in it.
I rubbed my temples and said to myself, "This must have been vomited by someone else!"
So I ran for another ten minutes, and the result was still the same garbage can, the same vomit.
"!!"
I kicked the damn trash can to the ground in a fit of rage, forget it, don't run, I can't run anymore, just stay here and wait for dawn.
Just as I was about to cry, there were eight or nine figures on the other side of the road, walking strangely and wearing strange clothes, but I didn't think much of it, because I couldn't express the feeling of meeting other people at this moment.
Wait a minute! I know what's strange, they're wearing shrouds, they're clothes for the dead. And they walk on tiptoe.
I wanted to run, but as soon as I turned around, a terrifying face came into view. What kind of face is that? I saw that its face was sallow, its eyes seemed to burst out, and the most terrible thing was that it had no chin and a blood-red tongue on its chest.
My legs felt like they were growing on the ground, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't move.
"Ahh Help me!! β
There was no other way but to call for help, and then I found that their number seemed to have increased, just now there were only a few people wearing shrouds, and now there are dozens of women wearing cheongsams, and even men with Qing Dynasty braids. They are like conjuring up in the sky, more and more, more and more, and in less than ten seconds, they are no longer in sight. They all had fierce faces and strange laughs, as excited as wild beasts when they saw food.
I wanted to keep shouting for help, but no matter how hard I tried to open my mouth wide, I couldn't make a sound in my throat. Faces of horror were getting closer and closer to me, fear, helplessness, despair, and I knelt on the ground and let out a silent roar.
"You wait for the rats to be bold! How dare you act recklessly here! Don't go back quickly! β
At this moment, a distant and ethereal female voice came from nowhere, and the demons surrounding me were all stunned when they heard this voice.
Bang!!
There was a thunderclap in the sky, followed by a black mist falling from the sky and slowly falling in front of me.
"Roll !!"
It was a long, ethereal female voice, but it seemed to come from the black mist in front of me.
Black Mist can actually speak??
Before I could react to what was going on with this black fog, something even more shocking happened.
The countless demons that surrounded me disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye! As many as three or four hundred evil ghosts disappeared in a second! They come and go silently, why is that?
Could it be that just because of the black fog in front of them, "Get out~", are they really rolling? ?
I'm sure I've been saved, but I can't seem to be happy, God knows what kind of monster this black mist is, will it eat me? But he didn't dare to run, so he could only choose "The enemy doesn't move, I don't move!" Watch and see what happens! β
Whoosh~
The black fog quickly dissipated, and a figure gradually became visible.
I looked at it and saw that this person was wearing a pair of dark blue slim iron leaf armor, a blue beast-faced belt around his waist, and a pair of blue slank leather straddle boots on his feet. The dragon-shaped stripes on the armor show the imperial spirit, and the long antique-style ponytail and all-over blue close-fitting armor reflect the perfect body silhouette, which is obviously an ancient female general. But I can't remember a dynasty where the armor was so brightly colored that it looked like a Smurf from a distance. But these are not my concerns, and I don't care who this female general is, but I know that she must be a ghost, and she must be not small.
She kept her back to me and I didn't know what she looked like. I shrunk my head and took a few tentative steps back, seeing that she had no intention of turning around, but I didn't dare to run, I didn't think I could escape from the palm of her hand. I said in my heart, "Ghost grandma, why don't you say a few words, this suddenly appeared to save me, and now I don't say a word, do you want to let me go, or do you want to kill me slowly?"
I was going crazy like this, and I couldn't hold back anymore and asked, "Ghost grandma?" This little student is polite, dare to ask if you can let it go? β
She still didn't turn around, but she finally spoke after a dozen seconds.
"Take off your clothes and use urine to dissolve this situation."
"What???" I was confused......
I understood when I took off my clothes, but I didn't understand a word about the rest of the words. I said to myself, "Why do you want me to take off my clothes as soon as you come up?" This can't be a pervert, right?
She repeated what she had just said: "Take off your clothes and use urine to dissolve this situation." β
I was worried that I would anger her and have no good fruit to eat if I asked more, so I said: "Oh~understand~"
Whoosh~
She turned into the black mist she had just seen and disappeared into the dark night sky.
I looked at the night sky and shouted, "Thank you Grandma Ghost for rescuing, thank you Grandma Ghost for not killing!" After I go back, I will be a good man, and burn a few handsome paper figures to serve you! β
Only then did I react, my legs and feet could move, and my mouth could make sounds. Suddenly, a surge of urine hit, and there was no one around anyway, so he opened his trouser chain and took out his weapon and shot at it.
As soon as I lifted my pants, I saw a faint light flickering in the distance. And I said to myself, What kind of monster is this? Don't let people live? Why is it endless?
Tick Tick!
When I heard the familiar sound of the horn, my whole person was not good, a stream of heat gushed out of my eyes, and I looked up to the sky and shouted: "Finally come out!" β
I was afraid that this life-saving car would just go, so I didn't even think about it, and rushed directly to the middle of the road and put a big font!
Ji~
A taxi braked sharply in front of me, and a bald driver got out of the car and scolded me: "Fuck your mother! You're a turtle son?! β
I know in my heart that I am one of my kind. I was still uneasy and reached out and touched his chin. The bald driver scolded angrily again: "! There's something wrong with you, isn't there?! β
I hugged him, snorted and tearfully said, "Big brother! I'm so glad you showed up! β
He said with a look of disgust: "Fuck! You stink, fuck off! β
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In this way, I gave the bald driver more than 500 yuan to get into his car, in fact, it is not far from my house, thirty or forty yuan is fine, but I have dirt and and urine on the crotch of my pants, so I have no choice but to give it together with the car washing money.
I got out of the car downstairs and went to the shop across the street to buy a bag of peanuts and two beers to celebrate my escape.
When I walked into the corridor downstairs of my house, I always felt that someone seemed to be following me behind me, and I didn't know if it was an illusion, I always felt that the alley was much colder than usual, but I looked back three or four times in a row and didn't find anyone, and finally I couldn't help but laugh that I was too nervous, how could there be so many ghosts. Shaking his head secretly, he didn't think much about it and went up the stairs.
I climbed to the door of my house on the seventh floor in one breath, and when I took out the key to open the door, I found that there were dense black handprints on the white security door of my house, just like an X-ray perspective view, and I really didn't pay attention to it if I didn't look closely.
In an instant, I had a feeling of a dog in the middle of the day, whose unlucky child did it? It's really boring to paint on my door for no reason to play tricks on Lao Tzu. It was the middle of the night, and I resisted the urge to scold the street, opened the door, and went home.
Today is really lucky, I may be the first person in the world to escape from the hands of a hundred ghosts, and I am in a particularly good mood. So I drank a little more without controlling it, and I fell asleep on the sofa in a daze. I don't know how long it took, but I suddenly heard the "bang" of the security door, and I was immediately awakened.
At that time, my first reaction was that someone's unlucky child came again, but I don't know what's going on, I don't have any strength in my body, my limbs seem to be suppressed, I can't get up at all, I can't even open my eyes, I don't know if it's an illusion, I always feel that the surroundings are very cold, cold and cold, drilling into people's bones, making me goosebumps all over my body.
Ghost Press! These three words popped up in my head for the first time, and although I couldn't open my eyes, my mind was still active.