After waiting for an hour, the people who went out also came back one after another, but when I saw the so-called Eight King Kongs, I was dumbfounded. Aren't these eight old men with sticks and hoes on their backs? You don't say that they are the Eight King Kongs, I thought they were the "stick soldiers" around the Chongqing Railway Station......

Dai Gaopeng took out a few lotus roots from the bag, cut them into sections with a knife, and then compared the missing parts of the corpse to build a similar shape, and placed them on the corpse.

In Taoism, there is a technique called lotus root stand-in, which is used to replace the mutilated pieces of the corpse. There is such a paragraph in "Fengshen List", after Nezha's death, his master Taiyi Zhenren used lotus root to save him and reshape his body, and the lotus root described in the ancient Taoist method of nine holes is spiritual, and the vein of the lotus root is similar to the human body.

It is said that the undertaker who has a little ability to come from a background will have a craft called sewing the corpse, that is, to sew the incomplete body of the deceased, one of which is also to replace the lost part with lotus root, but now the mortuary understands this hand is relatively few, more than 100 years ago there was a profession that was more proficient in this, at that time it was called a work, and he was both responsible for burial and inspection.

After Dai Gaopeng finished trimming the lotus root, Wang Wenwen took out a few runes and pasted them on the lotus, reached out and took a brush dipped in cinnabar and depicted it on the blank rune paper, and Li Lao's mutilated parts were vividly presented. I and everyone present were dumbfounded.

……

"Don't enter the living, lonely souls and wild ghosts can't stand in the way!"

Early in the morning, Wang Wenwen pulled his sharp voice, carried a spirit banner on his shoulder, scattered paper money, and eight old men carried the coffin and shouted while following behind.

"It's very slippery!"

"Hey, go steady!"

After the coffin, there was a small and pitiful funeral procession, and there were only five or six people plus me and Dai Gaopeng.

"It's very slippery!"

"Hey, the road is up!"

After leaving Yuelai Town, the funeral procession carried all the way to a mountain in the west of the suburbs, where Wang Wenwen was already optimistic about a piece of land.

"One stop at Qiaotou, life and death are gone."

The team marched to a bridge, and Wang Wenwen turned back and shouted at the people behind: "The juniors come forward, bow three times and send the ancestors across the bridge between the sun!" ”

The bald man held the portrait and the second, third, and fourth sisters who followed behind him, as well as Li Huanhuan, all saluted and bowed three times in the direction of the bridge.

After bowing three times, Wang Wenwen shook the spirit flag, pulled his neck and continued to shout: "Don't enter the living, lonely souls and wild ghosts don't stand in the way!" ”

……

After a while, Wang Wenwen led the team up the hillside, where a grave had already been dug, and turned around and said, "Carry the coffin and sit in the hall!" ”

At this time, there was a cry in the funeral procession, and several bald men saw that Li Huanhuan was crying silently, so they also howled, and forced out a few tears.

I looked at the surrounding environment and said, how can Wang Wenwen see if the feng shui here is good or not? I don't think it's any different.

"Immortals go...... What for?! ”

I interrupted Wang Wenwen, who was shouting by the neck: "Senior brother, what do you think of the feng shui here?" ”

He glanced at me impatiently and scolded, "You're a pig, don't you see I'm busy!" I don't care about you! ”

Seeing this scene, Dai Gaopeng led me to the side, and I glared at the guy unhappily, and scolded in my heart, "You stinky stupid X!" ”

Dai Gaopeng smiled and said: "He has such a temper, and now there are many charlatans, so you don't ask questions when doing things, it seems that you are very unprofessional and easy to be regarded as a liar." After speaking, he handed me a cigarette, and then slowly said some knowledge about Feng Shui.

1. The burial site must have sufficient sunlight, and the sunny place is generally more yang. Although the deceased thought that it was a yin spirit, it also needed the nourishment of yang energy to achieve a balance between yin and yang, otherwise the yin energy would be too heavy, which would be extremely unfavorable to the luck of future generations. Therefore, the location of the burial must have good lighting conditions.

Saying that, Dai Gaopeng pointed around: "You see it's not very lit here." ”

2. It is best to have a water flow at the burial site, but it should be noted that the speed of the water flow should not be too fast. Because the speed of the water flow is too fast, it will wash away the qi luck of the place, so that the feng shui of the place is disordered, and it is not suitable for the Tibetan wind to accept the qi. In general, the treasure land of feng shui in feng shui has a good effect of storing wind and absorbing qi, and if the water flows too fast, it will take away the luck. The slow flow of water can play a role in ventilation.

As he spoke, he pointed to the river we had just crossed.

3. The place of burial must be relied on, and the so-called reliance refers to the backer. Therefore, most of the cemeteries are on the mountainside, and it should be noted here that it must be on the mountainside, and it is not good to be too low or too high. If it's too high, the wind is strong, it's not good for the Tibetan wind, if it's too low, the lighting is not good, and the yin is too heavy...

"So it's best to be on the mountainside, understand?"

I nodded, and said in my heart, "No wonder the ancestral tombs in my hometown are all built halfway up the mountain."

When I erected the tombstone, I noticed that Wang Wenwen used realgar powder as his head to decorate his body, and then recited the mantra of transcendence: "The edict of the Taishang, the lonely soul of Chaoyou, the ghost of everything, the four lives are entrusted, the head is super, the headless is born, the gun is killed, the diving rope is suspended, the light death is dark, the unjust is surrendered, the creditor is wronged, the son of the son, kneeling in front of the stage, the gossip is shining, Zhan Ru is gone, the other party is a man and a woman, and he bears his own responsibility, rich and poor, and you call himself." Waiting for the crowd, in a hurry to overlive. Waiting for the crowd, in a hurry to overlive. ”

That's it?

I've always felt that this ending is a bit too sloppy, and you don't have to take a compass or pinch your fingers like in the movies.

Wang Wenwen said to the bald man: "Although the coffin has been buried, but in view of what happened last night, so you had better ask the old man for another ritual, and recite the sutra for a few days to suppress his anger, although you are fine, but he may have to drag you a dream or something, is it scary?" ”

Wang Wenwen twisted his fingers impatiently, and the bald man asked in surprise, "Who are you?" ”

"Give money! Do you work for nothing? ”

Wang Wenwen rolled his eyes, the bald man let out an "oh", and said shamefully: "I'm sorry, forget about this, or you wait first, I don't have any cash on me now, I'll ask the fourth sister to send it to you tomorrow?" ”

Wang Wenwen took out his mobile phone: "I have a QR code, a total of 100,000." ”

The fourth sister said: "Ten ...... Lakh?! No...... Didn't you say 20,000? ”

"Yes, it's 20,000. The normal price is 20,000 yuan, but you all saw what happened last night, right? ”

Wang Wenwen dragged me to him and said, "Was my junior brother beaten by you last night?" I was almost killed by your old man, so why do I have to add another 80,000? I haven't counted the money for the repair of the corpses. ”

I said in my heart, "This guy's heart is black enough."

The bald man, as well as the second, third, and fourth sisters, all took turns scanning the QR code with their faces. After receiving the money, Wang Wenwen smiled with satisfaction, and then stopped his eyes on Li Huanhuan, I said in my heart, this guy doesn't want other little girls to give money, right......

Who knew that he slowly stepped forward with a wicked smile on his face and said, "Little sister, add a WeChat." ”

"Huh?"

In an instant, everyone present was shocked by his words, Nima is not ashamed of this guy, and he said that he was afraid that I would be embarrassed......

The little girl was flushed by him, looked back at her father, as if asking for permission, and nodded her head, and then took out her mobile phone.

Tick, it's added.

Wang Wenwen smiled and said thank you, then turned around and tinkered for a while.

Di ~ The transfer is successful, 80,000.

"Huh? This? ”

Li Huanhuan looked at Wang Wenwen in surprise, Wang Wenwen smiled and said: "The 80,000 yuan is yours, you need this money to go to college, you must study hard in the future." ”

Only then did I realize that this guy added other people's girls' WeChat to support the girl's college.

At that moment, my impression of this guy was a little better......

He patted the dust on his clothes, and said to the four brothers and sisters of the Li family: "I can tell you, half of Elder Li's death is in the sky, and half is in you. Li Lao loved Li Huanhuan the most during his lifetime, so be kind to the girl, otherwise Pingdao has a way to diagnose and treat you. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

……

It was almost noon when we left Yuelai Town and returned to Shuwang County, and after we found a random restaurant at the foot of Baihe Mountain to fill our stomachs, Dai Gaopeng drove back to work.

I looked at Wang Wenwen and asked, "Senior brother, are you interesting to other little girls?" ”

He took a sip of Coke before saying, "!" To do this kind of thing, it is not appropriate for me to collect too much money, no matter how much people give, I can't take it, take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, how much money to eliminate disasters, and Li Lao's matter is worth 20,000 yuan. ”

I pouted and said, "Yo~ I didn't see it, you're quite principled." ”

He said: "This is not a question of principle or unprinciple, this is the rule of the Daomen, do you understand the rules?" ”

He suddenly thought of something and asked, "By the way, how did you feel when you used the Divine Fire Talisman?" ”

"I don't feel anything."

He wondered, "That's weird." ”

I looked at Wang Wenwen for a while, and this guy seemed to be about the same age as me, so I asked, "Senior brother, do you have a girlfriend?" ”

He was stunned for a moment: "Huh? Me? Forehead...... There is no ......"

"Why don't you find one?"

"Uh...... I'm a person...... Because ......"

At this time, the phone on the table rang suddenly, Wang Wenwen glanced at the caller ID and pressed the answer button: "Hey, Master Yunji...... What......? ”

His brow suddenly furrowed: "Okay...... We're right down the hill and will be right back......"

When he hung up, I asked, "What's wrong?" ”

He looked at me and said in a deep voice, "Something is wrong." ”