"Royin in Watt Alheim":

The first day in the armament department: quarantined for "carrying too many pathogens." Eight hours later, I was allowed to put on my hazmat suit and walk out of the isolation cell.

Day 2: The weather is not visible underground, and the warm glow turns out to be an explosion. Vice Principal: I was wrong.

Day 3: Vice Principal I was really wrong. He was assigned to a research group by Deputy Director Carl, and the main direction was alchemy dragon breath.

Day 4: The Dragon's Breath bottle equipped with volcanic nitrate and mercury blew up seven times a day. I want to go home.

Day 5: Grill hot dog sausages with a small dragon's breath for the researchers. I had to do something more meaningful.

Day 6: Grilled sausages. Fried hamburger meat. It's fun, it's enjoyable.

Day 7: Grilled sausages, fried hamburgers, laser-cooked noodles, popcorn.

Day 8: Matur's new bomb experiment fails, and it's sad. But after eating the Dragon's Breath burger, he cheered up.

Day 9: The blast test area collapsed, and everyone sat around the reactor stove to make beef cheeseburgers and garlic fried chicken. The equipment department is a nice place.

Day 10: Learn how to make mobile phone bombs and toothbrush bombs, it's fun.

Day 11: Craft lighter bombs, headphone-shaped electrostatic bombs, Star Wars lightsaber bombs. Playful.

Day 12: Team building of the equipment department. Watch Gundam SEED in the morning, EVA in the afternoon, and The Legend of Zelda and Pokemon Emerald in the evening. The Equipment Department, this is a place where men are eternally young, and every good boy here wants to build a Gundam. This dream will come true.

Day 13: Go to the basic alchemy project team to learn mold design and manufacturing.

......

"Luo Yin! Come here. ”

"Hello Deputy Director." Deputy Director Karl was dressed in slender black and wore a homemade mask of the Dark Monarch Vader.

"This is your senior sister Olivia, from the Department of Alchemy Engineering, who is preparing to work in the Equipment Department after graduation. In the second half month, you will go to Director Abdullah's project to learn together. Follow me to visit the great Director Abdullah. ”

Luo Yin's eyes lit up when he saw Olivia. This was the first time he had seen a three-dimensional female human in half a month. The other party was dressed in a plain white robe, with a slender figure, long light red hair tied in a simple single ponytail on the back of his head, and bright and deep sea blue eyes.

Bloodline B level, the spirit of words is a celestial performance that greatly enhances computing power. It's a great fit for engineering.

"Class 07 Luo Yin, who is about to enroll, happens to be studying at Watt Alheim. It's a long story. ”

Olivia was slightly surprised.

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The armament department is a place that advocates explosions, firepower is romance, and the roar of bombs is the soul. The selection of the leaders of the armament department has never been arranged by the school director, and these crazy people only believe in their own choice, whoever makes the best bomb will be the king of the dwarven country.

For example, Matur, one of the younger generation of researchers, is known as the "new star of explosions" because his main direction is deep-sea sulfur bombs, which aim to create explosions that can kill and injure second-generation species in any marine environment.

As for Abdullah, the two projects he researched were the strongest bombs: the alchemical warhead storm torpedo, and the ultra-long-range missile with a highly toxic warhead, and the lethality was developed according to the imaginary first generation.

In contrast, Deputy Director Karl represents the weapon aesthetic of another faction of the Equipment Department, small but refined one-man alchemy equipment. Detection and jamming equipment, dragon breath bottles used by individual soldiers, oversized alchemy revolvers, special bullets, etc.

The director has his own independent big office, and he usually shrinks into it and bursts his liver, and he can insist on not showing up for a week.

Karl pushed the door open, and Abdullah was facing the wall.

Lightning strikes on the screen. A normal person would never put a urinal on the wall of an office.

There was a lot of incense in the office, but it still couldn't hide the smell of a middle-aged caveman.

Abdullah waved back in greeting, staring at his crotch:

"Cheer up! Perk! Xiaoqiang, don't be discouraged! You can't die yet! If the world is destroyed one day, it will depend on you to pass on the genes and fire of mankind! ”

Olivia: What should I do, I want to escape.

Deputy Director Carl seems to have gotten used to it. He waved his hand to cheer the director on.

"Stand up! Stand up, Dwarven King! ”

Sure enough, there are no normal people in the equipment department.

Luo Yin and Olivia endured a strong sense of discomfort and a desire to escape, and came face to face with the Arabs.

Did he wash his hands? Did you really wash it?

The director didn't pay much attention to the situation just now.

"It's nothing, it's just that I've used it too few times lately, and I can recover with more exercise."

Your theory of use and waste has been obsolete for hundreds of years, hey!

You're an Erectile Dysfunction, aren't you? If you go to see an old Chinese medicine doctor early, you may be saved.

"Tomorrow there will be a test explosion of a new alchemy warhead, it will be spectacular. Come and have a visit. You can go to each research group to experience the atmosphere of research and experiments. ”

After escaping the office, Carl wanders the floors with Olivia and Roin.

"This is a bomb group, that is, a big bomb group. Two bombs, three bombs... This is a group of alchemy machinery, and I'm in charge here. The field logistics team is doing some inconsequential gadgets.

Oh, here, the Hominids. In these years, I still play with swords, bows and crossbows, and I have a little bit of that. ”

The three of them walked along, and all the researchers had their eyes on the pretty Olivia.

Watching the whole thing with the eyes of a cherished animal, Olivia felt offended.

"Ignore them, they'll be a little distorted if you stay underground for a long time, especially since the male purity of the equipment department is 100% - before you come." Luo Yin explained. "As long as you can cook with dragon's breath and lasers, eat burgers, watch old anime, and have a blast, the cavemen will see you as their kind."

Olivia: It feels even worse.

For dinner, we had an American-style three-tiered burger with tough guy fries and iced cola. Sven Girl from Boston, who eats half of it, loses the battle, after all, she usually only eats a bowl of salad at night.

And the researcher next to him is still frantically advocating the hamburger, fried chicken and cola health food theory, these are the future of human food.

Next.

The perimeter of the blast test site was crowded with visitors. According to the director, the alloy structure of this new type of alchemy warhead can cut through the body of the next generation species at the moment of explosion, and the huge amount of mercury and sulfur will form an umbrella-like attack on the dragon like a torrential rain.

Mounted on a massive weapon such as the Storm Torpedo, it can inflict a physical fatal blow and deal toxic damage, while destroying the dragon's mental realm.

Abdullah stood on the podium, dancing with excitement.

"I'll tell you a secret." The deputy director in black held a drawing of the warhead.

"There is an error in the amount of explosives in the initiation structure, and there is a bit of a problem with the angle calculation of the filling part of the second layer."

Olivia and Luo Yin both stiffened when they heard this.

"What would that lead to?"

"The detonation may be slightly earlier, and the scope of the explosion may not be as concentrated as expected."

Luo Yin wanted to ask why Abdullah was not reminded, but the truth was already obvious.

Deputy Director Karl made a silent gesture. Deputy Director, I also have dreams.

The Armament Department has been ruled by bomb maniacs for too long.

Abdullah, who was on the high platform, excitedly shouted, "Ignition! reciprocal, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3..."

Rumble!

Exploded.

Alloy shrapnel catapulted wildly to form a storm of metal, huge amounts of sulfur escaped from the dark yellow fog of hell, and extremely dense liquid and gaseous mercury rained down silver rain in mid-air.

The blast wind and shrapnel hit the surrounding multi-layer explosion-proof glass, and many places began to crack in an instant.

The violent wind swept over the façade and knocked Abdullah off, stumbling to the ground and rolling around.

The deputy director pouted, it's a pity.

"Don't be stunned! Go and save the director!

Stand up, director, the equipment department can't live without you, the human race can't live without you, and the future fire still needs you to pass on! ”

The King of Watt Alheim rose from the ground with a bone, "Help me up, I'm going to blow it up again!" ”

Olivia, Luo Yin: The equipment department is so scary, I want to go home.

From afternoon to evening, the interns were in a severe explosive PTSD.

The researchers were fine, and some of them even accosted Olivia, but in a unique way. For example, ask her what she thinks of EVA, which is cuter Ayanami Rei or Asuka, the fiercest and most handsome body of Gundam, and which Pokémon IV Gosan family likes to choose......

This equipment department can't stay any longer.

"Senior sister, seriously, do you want to come to my alchemy workshop after you go out? Although it is still in the initial stage. ”

Olivia: You?

Luo Yin took out a few documents and photos. "These are my works, and there will be more in the future."

The young engineer looked at the photo introduction, and his eyes became a little excited.