Chapter 237: The boss drinks water and I brake, and the boss calls my father and I call my brother
"Ji Yun is singing, my youth is back!"
"Ji Yun's singing is still so ugly, my youth is back!"
"The two of them in a group sang and collapsed, which highlights Huang Bo's singing skills."
Nowadays, the public's voice is still mainly clear and bright, and any smoke and unclear words will become the object of verbal criticism. As soon as the video was uploaded to the Internet, Ji Yun's singing immediately attracted a lot of ridicule.
"Qiao Shan is too miserable!"
"Don't allow Ji Yun to bully our mountain baby!"
"Ji Yun is really a villain!"
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Originally, it was just an entertainment annual meeting, but I didn't expect that after being edited into a video and uploaded, it made Qiao Shan's popularity soar.
"The odds of winning the lottery are 1 in 20 million, and you don't even have 500 tickets in this box, don't bother."
Sitting in the office, browsing through the comments of the video, Ji Yun leaned back on the office chair, looked at Qiao Shan opposite and said helplessly one by one.
"What if I get hit?"
"I can't hit it."
Qiao Shan raised his eyebrows, "Boss, why are you so unlucky!" Able! ”
Ji Yun sighed, "If you win, you won't be able to redeem the prize." ”
Qiao Shan was stunned, "Why?" ”
"This is last year's lottery ticket.,Xiao Wang is lazy.,When purchasing, I used the ticket stubs I bought to make up the numbers."
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"Boss, you've done this to the end."
Ji Yun was not ashamed, and persuaded him in a fake way: "Let's still work down-to-earth, don't keep thinking about one step to the sky." ”
Qiao Shan still couldn't accept this fact, "Boss, you really don't do anything at all!" ”
Stepping on so much shit for nothing this morning.
"Didn't you pay back the money you paid for the lottery, and you still have so much resentment."
Ji Yun rolled his eyes, why don't these employees know how much effort I have put into making them down-to-earth!
Qiao Shan said aggrievedly: "I just feel sorry for my shoes." ”
Also, it won't be his turn to win the lottery with Ji Yun's urine.
"Okay, let's get down to business, you're popular now, how do you want to develop in the future?"
There are a total of four artists in the company, and Tian Yu has a unit that doesn't have to worry about it.
Wang Zhi has a background in martial arts, and in her previous life, she was reduced to a marginal person because she had no resources, and now there is a company to drain her, and if it is operated properly, Xiaohuo will not be a problem.
Huang Xuan has an ascetic male protagonist face, and he can resist the big screen after a few years.
Qiao Shan's shortcomings are too obvious, the drama road is narrow, he can only act in comedy, his acting skills are not as good as Huang Bo, and the audience popularity cannot catch up with Shen Teng, so it is even more difficult to get involved.
He went quite right in his previous life, on the Spring Festival Gala, he harvested middle-aged and elderly audiences, gained popularity, and then starred in more funny and eye-catching supporting roles.
Anyway, the comedy circle is getting smaller and smaller, as long as he stays healthy and persists for decades longer than those who are plagued by depression, he can always mix up to the level of a comedy performance artist.
But if Ji Yun wants to sign him and let him go the old way, it won't be too interesting.
Just seize this opportunity to ask him what he thinks.
Qiao Shan blinked, "It's all up to the boss." ”
"Okay, I'll propose two paths for you to choose."
Ji Yun stretched out his finger, "The first way, now that you are hot, you will directly start to go all over the country, hurry up and realize these heats, make a wave and run, anyway, there will be no such opportunity in the future." ”
Ji Yun pointed to the door, Qiao Shan looked in the direction of his finger, and what fell into sight was a running camera.
"See the camera? After you finish earning the first wave, you will also edit and upload the paragraph we are talking about now, and the company will smash millions of publicity to ensure that you become popular again, and then go to the national acupuncture points, weddings, funerals, weddings, weddings, and weddings, and don't let go of those who can make money. ”
"And what about this wave of earnings?"
"Done earned? After earning it, go home directly, and the money you will run down in two waves will be enough for you to scratch the lottery ticket at home every day in the future. ”
Qiao Shan's eyes widened and he protested, "Isn't this a dead end?" ”
Ji Yun raised his eyebrows: "What did you go to acting school for?" ”
"In order to play a good role, I will leave a name in history!"
"Bah, don't you just see that this line of work is fast?"
Qiao Shan shrunk his neck, "Hehe, there's nothing wrong with saying that." ”
"Then you're doing it in one step, and you're still a fart name."
Qiao Shan's eyes rolled slightly, and he was embarrassed: "Boss, I can't accept this way." ”
"Well, count you as acquaintances."
"Huh?" Qiao Shan was puzzled: "Boss, then you just tested me?" ”
Ji Yun didn't bother to explain to him that there were so many of these people who made quick money that they first hyped one thing into a hot spot on the Internet.
What ghost animals, short videos, and hot searches take turns to fry the protagonist.
The next thing is live broadcasting, bringing goods, and disappearing after realization.
After two years, I will make a comeback with my feelings, reciting the original classic quotations, and then live broadcast and bring goods.
Before the audience reacts, squeeze the surplus value out of this person's body.
"Then listen to the second way, and you move on to comedy."
Qiao Shan's face was distorted, "Boss, I still act in comedy." ”
"What's wrong? Isn't it difficult? ”
"No, I think comedy is very restrictive, once a character is eye-catching and leaves an impression on the audience, the audience will play when they see my other plays."
Ji Yundao: "Then what do you want to play?" ”
Qiao Shan narrowed his small eyes, raised his face obliquely, and said cheaply: "Do you say that I can act in literary films?" It's the kind that doesn't pass the trial very well. ”
"Huh."
Ji Yun's laughter had already given him the answer.
Just kidding, I don't even have a chance to act in those films now, and I can still take advantage of you?
"Don't blame the road for being uneven, it's still not okay, it's still your own problem for the audience to play."
Seeing that Qiao Shan was a little unconvinced, Ji Yun said again: "You know Yuan Qiongdan, right?" ”
"Old comedian, how can I not know."
"Did you watch the Yin Shi Niang in her "Fengshen List", do you watch the play?"
Qiao Shan was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head.
"yes, I think you have a lot of potential, so you can continue to act in comedy. We can't lose our strengths, I've written all the books. ”
Ji Yun opened the drawer and handed out a thin booklet.
Qiao Shan took it and looked at it.
"Dick Silk Man"?" Qiao Shan turned the page and saw the bottom, "Just one page?" ”
"Unit drama, fill it with laughter, you can do it, I'll leave it to you! With your ability, it's okay to make thirty or fifty episodes. ”
"Boss, I always feel like you're fooling me."
"Huh! This is a mistake, this is leading you to the right path, can I still harm you? ”