Eight dishes, one pot of soup.

As soon as Xu Jiao's little beauty came, Boss Wan really did his best.

"Eat more, now is the time to grow your body."

Wan Qian put the small mountain stacked in Xu Jiao's bowl, and Qiao Shan, who saw it, swallowed for a while.

"My sister-in-law really likes children."

Wan Qian smiled, "Jiaojiao looks cute." ”

Qiao Shan and Ji Yun touched their glasses and praised: "Auntie is really good-looking." ”

After three rounds of drinking, Ji Yun and Qiao Shan lost the relationship between their bosses and employees, and called them brothers.

Qiao Shan is a lot harder, although the seniority has gone down, but the career is brighter!

Let me shoot two more dramas, my name is Grandma Xu Jiao!

"Sister-in-law, if you like children so much, just have one with Brother Yun, anyway, the time you two are together is not short."

Wan Qian sighed, poked the rice with chopsticks, and glanced at Ji Yun resentfully: "You ask him." ”

It's because of him that he always says that it's difficult to take care of children, he doesn't have time to sleep every day, and changing diapers can make you a yellow-faced woman, and after giving birth, the body shape can't be controlled, and she is a little scared.

Qiao Shan seemed to understand something, and nodded stunned.

Quietly poked Ji Yun beside him, and whispered in his ear: "What's the matter, brother?" You can't do it, huh? ”

"If we can't speak, just hold back, and it doesn't hurt to eat more."

Qiao Shan drank a little too much, and thought that Ji Yun was a little unable to wipe his face. Drunkenly holding the wine glass, he put one hand around Ji Yun's shoulder.

"Dude! When you say that, you're meeting your mountain brother! If you have any difficulties, tell my brother, and assign it to you to understand! I know several specialists, each of whom has decades of clinical experience..."

"Fuck your uncle!"

Ji Yun really wanted to behave like a kind elder in front of Xu Jiao, but Qiao Shan was really a little inappropriate.

A whip leg, soon! Swept directly to the stool under Qiao Shan's buttocks.

In the next second, Qiao Shan sat on the ground in embarrassment.

A pain surged up from the tail vertebrae, which instantly made Qiao Shan wake up.

"What's wrong Shanzi?"

Wan Qian didn't see Ji Yun's small movements, so she quickly stood up and asked.

Qiao Shan glanced at Ji Yun and said embarrassedly: "It's okay sister-in-law, I didn't sit still." ”

When he said this, he felt a wave of slander in his heart.

This time it was a sneak attack, I was careless, and there was no flash.

Besides, I want to help you solve the problem of happiness, how can you repay the favor!

"I'll change your stool, this one is a bit unsturdy."

Wan Qian stood up and moved over a more resistant kick.

"Thank you, sister-in-law."

Qiao Shan sat down with a smile and also reacted.

After all, this matter is relatively difficult to talk about, and what he just said so explicit may have poked Ji Yun's fragile nerves.

Okay, I'll suffer a lot and help him find a good specialist in the future.

Sitting down again, Qiao Shan changed his way of speaking, and all the good things had to be said.

"Brother Yun, do you and your sister-in-law have any arrangements for the past two days?"

"Nope."

Ji Yun is idle every day, but he really doesn't have much work.

All publicity and entertainment before the Olympics had to give way, and this year, the talent show shrank across the board, and it wasn't until 12 years of The Voice that the glory of Supergirl in '05 was restored.

The steel piano has to be put there after the film is cut, and it will definitely not be publicized before August 8th.

"That's right, if you two are free, come and make a cameo appearance in my play."

"Which scene?"

Dick Silk Man is completely a collection of jokes, since he is stained with the word Dick Silk, he is naturally inseparable from vulgar labels such as shit, pee, and fart.

It's obviously impossible to be in it, just to be less ashamed.

"On the third and seventh paragraphs." Qiao Shan smiled.

"The third and seventh paragraphs?"

Ji Yun sighed, the third paragraph is okay, it is the story of the protagonist going to the foot washing city to wash his feet, and then smoked the technician to death.

But the seventh paragraph describes a man and a woman, and the woman is a little bit of a man, which leads to a less harmonious relationship.

Then the two swapped identities and made jokes.

There is no problem with Ji Yun and the two actors, the key is that the male actors in this section must wear women's clothes.

"No, the seventh paragraph, the third paragraph."

Pinch Qiao Shan's feet, no problem.

After all, it's a funny joke, just deduct his salary when the time comes.

But it's not necessary to wear women's clothes!

Wan Qian wondered: "What's wrong with the seventh paragraph?" ”

Qiao Shan laughed, "In the seventh paragraph, Brother Yun has to wear women's clothes to appear on the camera. ”

"That's good!" Wan Qian and Xu Jiao both applauded excitedly, "I want to watch this paragraph." ”

Ji Yun knocked on the heads of the two, "What do you think, no way." ”

"Cut." For Ji Yun to be unable to wear women's clothes, Wan Qian is particularly regrettable.

But it doesn't matter, wait for the day to exchange with him at the same price, let him wear a women's dress in front of him.

Seeing Wan Qian's self-conscious smirk, and he didn't say anything to persuade him, Qiao Shan was in a hurry, so he pointed to the topic of Ji Yun's women's clothing to make a big publicity.

"Brother Yun, you are an idol, the burden is too heavy, and an actor like you who is both powerful and idol should break the shackles and show the audience another side of himself. Besides, the audience likes to watch this kind of hunting... Well, my eyes lit up. ”

No matter what he said, Ji Yun was still expressionless.

"Boss~ This kind of thing is not something that people like you should do, you are so handsome, even the is fragrant."

"Can you stop saying such disgusting things while eating?"

Qiao Shan smiled embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I'll punish myself." ”

A glass of beer slipped through the cracks, and Qiao Shan's bladder was a little unbearable.

"Boss, think about it again, I'll go to the toilet, I've drunk too much urine and drank a lot."

Turning around and going straight to the toilet, Qiao Shan squatted on the toilet lid, still thinking about how to talk about Ji Yun.

This boss doesn't get in, the first episode of this kind of online video basically set the tone for a whole season, if there is no title of Jiyun women's clothing to attract the audience, it is really difficult to make a name for yourself.

Worry about!

Qiao Shan lit a cigarette and "snapped".

He also drank a little too much, and his hands and feet were a little difficult at this time. Before he could swallow the clouds, the lighter slipped from his fingertips.

"Dangdang!"

The lighter bounced on the ground several times, and finally fell into the hole of the floor drain under Qiao Shan's shocked gaze.

Qiao Shan was stunned for a second, and stretched out two thick hands to point into the ripple-shaped floor drain pattern.

This bite is too small!

Qiao Shan was sweating so hard that he didn't put his fingers in.

This won't work! I blocked the boss's house in the water when I came, isn't this a slap on the horse's feet?

Huh! Why don't you just find something a little more detailed?

Qiao Shan stood up, leaned out, and stared at the chopstick cage in the kitchen at a glance.

Rubbing lightly towards the kitchen.

......

"Why did Qiao Shan take so long to go to the toilet?"

Ji Yun put down his chopsticks helplessly, "It should be that I can't stand up after drinking too much, I'll go take a look." ”

Standing up, as soon as he took two steps, Ji Yun saw the tiptoeing figure.

Qiao Shan was carrying a pair of chopsticks into the bathroom.

？？？

Ji Yun's face was full of question marks, and his mind suddenly ran at high speed, recalling the words Qiao Shan said at the dinner table.

"A handsome guy like you, even is fragrant!"

In order to get himself out of the mountain, this kid actually plans to eat Mingzhi!

Ji Yun was inexplicably moved, and shouted into the toilet, "Don't eat it!" I promised you! ”