Chapter 246: You lied to my dad like this, didn't you?

Carrying Father Wan back to the bed with difficulty, seeing that he showed no signs of vomiting, Ji Yun turned around and left with peace of mind.

Several people went back to their rooms to rest, and the air in the living room was still filled with a slight smell of alcohol.

The lights outside the window are bright, and the lights illuminate the night.

Yanjing had a rule two years ago that fireworks were not allowed to be set off in the fifth ring road, but Ji Yun's family was outside the sixth ring road, so naturally there were not so many restrictions.

Although Xiaonian is not as lively as Chinese New Year's Eve, there are always a few families standing on the balcony and scurrying monkeys.

It's a little bit of a New Year's flavor.

Ji Yun was about to open the window and smoke a cigarette to sober up.

At a glance, the old Ji Tou was also squatting under the window and swallowing the clouds.

"Okay, you smoke secretly, I'll give my mother a small report!"

"You kid only allows the governor to set fires and doesn't allow the people to light lamps, you are so addicted to smoking, we care about you, you can steal the fun, and you will be trained to me."

"I'm under a lot of pressure."

"Why is there so much pressure on you little brat, I don't have so much to do with you in the two senior classes here." Old Ji Tou patted Ji Yun and pouted towards the room where Father Wan was resting, "Send it back?" ”

"Well, he's already asleep, he should be a little out of shape."

"Nonsense, people just got off the plane, and the car reversed for so long, and you let a young man sneak attack, can you be in good shape?" Lao Jitou said angrily, "Let's talk about you, your father-in-law came all the way, and he didn't even let people decorate their homes with a B, but they actually set up people." ”

"Dad, why do you spit dirty words in your mouth, it's not good to be a teacher like this."

"Nonsense, see if you're not angry." Lao Ji gave him a blank look, "When I chased your mother, I didn't work as hard as you did, and I had to go out to help you open the conversation." ”

Ji Yun muttered in a low voice: "At that time, you were simple, and you didn't get on the bus first and then make up the ticket." ”

"What are you muttering there?"

"I mean, I can't catch up with the bright and majestic Teacher Ji, and I'm a big step behind in terms of human feelings."

"It's been a long time since I've given you a lesson, looking at your uncompetitive appearance, I have to make up for you today."

Old Ji Tou also drank some wine, and was between being unhappy and unable to sleep, and wanted to make up for Ji Yun as soon as he was interested.

Two maza were taken out of the utility room, two bottles of beer were taken out of the refrigerator, and there were still peanuts left on the table.

Put the peanuts on the ground, and the two of them started the second meal.

"How are your two classes?"

"It's not good, they know that my son is a big star, and they are also thinking about going to the art school, and several little girls are not serious about studying, and they fiddle with those broken hairs every day."

Ji Yun smiled, no matter what era it is, it is the same.

"Ugh." Old Ji Tou suddenly sighed, "You have indeed changed a little bit since you embarked on this line of work. ”

He raised his head, as if reminiscing, "It seems that when you just came back from filming Tianlong Babu, I felt that you were completely different from the original." ”

Ji Yun's heart suddenly slammed.

Old Ji Tou shook his head and chuckled, dispelling the distracting thoughts in Ji Yun's heart, "You have grown up, it's good." ”

"Hmm."

"When I was as old as you, the truth was in front of me, and I didn't want to contact it, but then I entered the society, and he forced you to understand those big truths."

Lao Jitou was a little embarrassed, swallowed two peanuts, and he regained his expression.

"Far away, I'll teach you how to fool... Let's please my father-in-law. ”

Ji Yunwan smiled, "How did Grandpa let you take it?" ”

"Sweet mouth, eyesight, diligent."

Lao Jitou analyzed one by one, "The sweetness of the mouth is a lot of praise, and he is held until his calves are weak." ”

"That's too much..."

Ji Yun, an old single dog, he was ugly and had no object in his last life, and once he issued an SSR in this life, he really didn't have much experience in dealing with his father-in-law.

"Thousands of wears, sycophants don't wear, of course, this praise must be praised. You have to praise your mother-in-law, if you are good-looking, you will say that Wan Qian looks like her mother, and if she is not good-looking, she will say that Wan Qian's character will follow her mother. ”

"Then what if you don't look good, your personality is not good?"

Lao Jitou glanced at him, revealing an unteachable expression: "Then you praise her for being human?" Do I have to list everything in front of you and draw a table for you? You don't draw inferences yourself, do you? ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Secondly, a little eyesight, you see that he can't drink and still pour, you are your father-in-law's buffalo into sperm?"

"I haven't drunk much."

"Come on, I'll give you a trick at the bottom of the box."

"You say, I'll listen."

Lao Jitou smiled, "The next time you want to see that he can't drink, you will run to the bathroom hard, and after running three or two times, he will persuade you not to drink if you can't drink." He saved face, and you won't be ashamed to get off the donkey down the slope. ”

"High! It's really high! Ji Yun couldn't wait to high-five and applaud, "Are you an empirical theory or a theoretical theory?" ”

"Nonsense, of course, after doing the investigation and practice." Suddenly realizing that something was wrong, Lao Jitou raised his voice and said: "Don't you separate me from your mother, we are both first loves." ”

"Are you so handsome that you really have no emotional experience?"

Ji Yun was a little unconvinced, his ability to practice true knowledge was not like his first love.

"Go and go, and still learn or not."

"Learn!"

"The third point is diligence."

Lao Jitou found the feeling in class, that is, the lack of a blackboard made him a little uncomfortable.

"To be diligent is not to let yourself be idle, to leave a good impression on others." Lao Jitou drank a glass of beer happily, and said quite smugly: "When I went to your grandfather's house for the first time, your grandfather had a painting hanging on the wall, and a nail was lost, which I replaced."

I went to five hardware stores at that time to find the matching nails and put them back on, and your grandfather was very happy at that time, and he didn't embarrass me again. ”

Ji Yun nodded in admiration, "Be diligent!" I made a note of it. ”

"Ahem, of course, sometimes you have to use a little trick."

"Huh? Deceitful? ”

"Huh! How can that be called a lie, that's..."Lao Jitou, who has been working as a teacher for so many years, was a little short of words for a while, "Forget it, it's a lie!" ”

"At that time, I drank and never drank your grandfather, so I went to the toilet with the wine in my mouth, and when I got to the ground, I vomited two bottles. I pried off that nail while your grandfather was in the toilet and hid it in my pocket, and then I went around outside for half a circle and smoked half a box of cigarettes before going back. ”

Eh, Ji Yungang wanted to praise, his eyes drifted, sweat instantly appeared on his head, and he snapped his eyes and said, "Dad, you should have made it up to teach me." ”

The complacent old Ji Tou didn't pay attention to Ji Yun's hint at all, "To tell the truth, I have been hiding this glorious deed for more than 20 years, and if I hold it back, I will have to hold it back." ”

He was looking relaxed and happy, and suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

In the next second, a cold voice came from behind him.

"You lied to my dad like that, didn't you?"