Chapter 248: Xia Li can also adjust the seat
"The profession of goalkeeper, the older you get, the more demonic it becomes, and I don't know which leader of your team is in the vast sea of people, and I fell in love with my old goblin at a glance.
Although I am thirty-seven, due to my late development, I am currently at the peak of my body, coupled with my young mentality, I am confident that I will play until I am 60 years old, which is also in line with our legal retirement age. ”
The camera pulls out, the picture gradually expands from Ji Yun's face, and the point of view moves back, and he is sitting upright on a bench.
The upper body is a slightly smaller suit, and the lower body is a suit pants that do not fit the legs, shaking his head and shaking his head, and his expression is really exaggerated.
A few wrinkles and a fluffy hairstyle deeply sealed his appearance, like an old bachelor.
He was familiar with this kind of makeup, and it was the same in the steel piano.
Zhang Meng likes to shoot stories of older people, which fits well with his own anxious face.
The camera slammed his face again, but this time it was Sister Jin who was aimed at.
For Ji Yun's invitation, she didn't have any baggage, and rushed to the crew for filming in light clothes.
Face to face, she sighed, "This dish is not cold yet, do you want to eat some?" ”
There was a resentment on her face, and her tone of voice seemed to be provocative, but the figure stood up.
The second wife in the original film is a kind old man, and the second wife played by Sister Jin is an image of a poisonous mouth.
Coupled with the makeup that deliberately scandalizes and pretends to be old, as soon as Zhang Meng turns on the camera, four or five ideas that can be mined flashed in his mind.
"You're welcome, I'll just deal with it!"
Sister Jin's performance was smooth, but Ji Yun was very unsurprised.
In this day and age, most of her labels in people's hearts are dance performance artists.
Few people know that she has actually acted in movies, such as the villain Madame Rose in "Tom Yum Gong".
One more thing, she is acting as her true self.
The heart is straightforward and fast-talking, and he speaks with a sense of loss, but he has a good heart.
"Wang Duoyu, in fact, I know you very well."
"Oh."
"You've been playing for 20 years, you've been in the third division for a long time, and you were banned for two years for biting people in a game."
The bite meme is actually from the star of the football world, Suarez.
I haven't bitten yet, but I will definitely in the future.
It's a shame that he doesn't bite with such good teeth.
When this stalk is out, this film can also become a new type of film like Wuji - a prophecy film.
"In those two years, you played women's football, worked as a Japanese chef, and even went to work as a mannequin. To the extent that the law allows, you develop your body to the extreme. ”
"What you said are my hobbies, not enough to prove my strength." Ji Yun showed embarrassment on his face, "It seems that it is time for me to show the solid basic skills of an excellent goalkeeper." ”
Ji Yun took off his suit and threw a tennis ball at the edge of the wall.
"Whew!"
Ji Yun made a leap and made a dashing rescue in the air.
The props team threw the tennis ball again and hit Ji Yun's face inappropriately.
"Poof!"
He fell to the ground with a bang, followed by a burst of laughter.
"Hahahaha..."
There was a lot of laughter on the set, and even Sister Jin, who was playing the opposite scene, couldn't hold back her smile.
"Click!"
Zhang Meng couldn't hold back his smile and shouted helplessly to stop. "It's good, let's take a break."
It can't be helped, comedy laughter is a common thing.
The most dazzling laugh was Qiao Shan.
He was already fat, and in order to film this drama, he even made himself look like a big belly, and when he laughed, his fat body was trembling, and Shen Teng next to him was a little dizzy.
"You're going to have stretch marks, you fat."
Shen Teng is now in the stage of a handsome little guy, and his body shape is very well-proportioned, if it is ten years later, he will definitely not be able to say such things.
"This is called obesity marks, not stretch marks, don't talk nonsense about so many people!"
Qiao Shan's expression was a little dissatisfied, "I'm contributing to the movie, which is called dedication." ”
"Yo! is also dedicated, he sleeps after eating every day, and he doesn't know what kind of business you respect. ”
"Oops!" Qiao Shan was energetic, "You don't know that those foods have been turned into nutrients, so that knowledge can be better integrated into my mind, chicken legs, make my thighs more powerful, duck heads, make my mind smarter, chicken buttocks, make my body lines more upright, bear eyes, wolf speed, leopard strength..."
"What do you do with form?"
"Harm! We have to pass on the wisdom of the older generation. ”
"Johnson!" Zhang Meng shouted out in his voice, interrupting Qiao Shan's boasting, "What's the horn there?" Hurry up and put on makeup and filming. ”
"It's coming! Director. ”
Before leaving, Qiao Shan didn't forget to leave a sentence: "Teng, today's knife is a butt, I'll let you open your eyes!" I didn't eat four meals a day in the past two months! ”
......
"Qiao Shan, I think you're an idiot!"
Zhang Meng threw the script to the ground, "How can you eat like this!" ”
Qiao Shan looked embarrassed, "Director, didn't you ask me to keep my body shape a little longer." ”
"I'm letting you keep it, not letting you develop, you're one grandson away from the elephant now, you know?"
Zhang Meng looked at this Roshan and felt a dizziness in his mind.
He was so big that he couldn't even sit in the Xiali.
"Director, let's change the car."
Zhang Meng glanced at him, it's time to find him a cheap and spacious car.
"If you don't change cars, you lose weight."
Qiao Shan's face was miserable, "Director, this is all filming, how can I reduce it." ”
"There's a football scene in the back, can you run with more than 200 pounds of meat on your back?"
Qiao Shan nodded helplessly, "Then what should I do with this scene now?" ”
Zhang Meng clapped his hands, "Come on a few people, stuff Qiao Shan in." ”
"Okay!"
Ji Yun sat in the co-pilot, grinning at this extremely impactful picture.
A lump of flesh seemed to be in a liquid state, and as soon as I sat down, the fat on my chest wrapped the steering wheel that came into contact with it.
"Brothers, work hard, it's just one leg away!"
"1, 2, hey!"
"1, 2, work hard!"
"Boss, you help pull his pants, and the groove is exposed."
After five minutes of busy work, Qiao Shan was stuffed into the main driver.
He wasn't easy either, sweating profusely, as if he was dehydrated.
looked at Ji Yun, who was full of interest next to him, and suddenly cried and complained: "Boss, I'm so bitter." ”
Ji Yun nodded, "Well, indeed." ”
He scratched his head again and added, "Do you have a driver's license?" ”
Qiao Shan felt that this small space made him a little breathless, "Yes, it would be difficult to shoot the scene if you don't wait for the driving." ”
"Oh." Ji Yun nodded, and said coldly, "What, you don't have to work so hard, Xia Li can also adjust the seat." ”