Chapter 308: An hour and a half of brain teasers

One cup after another, the two had a good conversation.

Meng Hetang was in a cold sweat, he wanted to persuade, but he couldn't persuade him.

From eleven o'clock, the two drank all the way to four o'clock in the afternoon.

The more I drank, the more I drank, the empty cups on the table were collected one after another, but I didn't see the two of them having the desire to stop fighting.

Two, four, six, eight... Eighteen cups.

The two of them had poured in eighteen cups of draft beer.

Buffalo didn't do that, did they?

If it was in the past, he would have persuaded him a little, and Yu Qian would have already pressed the cup to concentrate on eating.

But today, the relationship between the two is really strong.

When Ji Yun got engaged, he didn't go to any big hotel for a big banquet, nor did he invite his peers to be there. Instead, he went directly to Mr. Yu's house, what kind of friendship is this?

He is really soft-spoken, and he can't be persuaded to do so.

He hoped that these two people could still stay sober and stop drinking and going crazy on stage.

But at a glance, the two were drunk, and they were obviously on top.

"Uncle, it's past four o'clock, and it's almost time to start over there."

Yu Qian waved his hand, "Don't worry, isn't there still two hours left." ”

"But we're still more than half an hour's drive on the road!"

Yu Qian turned a deaf ear and looked at Ji Yun, he lifted the wine glass again, "I have seven or eight glasses after drinking this." ”

Meng Hetang was about to cry, and said continuously: "Uncle, eighteen cups, it's time." ”

"Exactly!" Yu Qian's hands were unstable, the wine glass swayed, and the wine inside was scattered on the table, "Let's make up an auspicious number, twenty glasses!" ”

"Tons and tons ... Ha! ”

A wine burp came out, and Yu Qian was refreshed. "Waiter, six more glasses, don't get drunk and don't go home!"

Qiao Shan couldn't look at it a little, and hurriedly tugged on Ji Yun's sleeve, "Boss, I'm afraid I won't be able to stand on my feet if I drink any more." ”

Ji Yun also drank high, and a smirk of unknown meaning began to hang on his face.

As soon as he heard Qiao Shan's words, his mind suddenly cleared up for a moment, glanced at his watch, and secretly said that it was bad.

If you continue to drink like this, don't go to the theater, just go to the hospital for gastric lavage.

"Teacher Yu, we can't drink anymore, we will have something to do later."

"Oh!" Yu Qianhou patted her head consciously, "I still have to perform." ”

He turned around and asked the anxious Meng Hetang, "Who is our first game?" ”

"Cooking Cakes' "Lantern Riddles."

Hearing that Yu Qian's tongue was bigger, Meng Hetang was even more anxious.

Now his state is definitely not going to play, and he can only count on letting him go backstage to sober up first.

"The car is already waiting outside, let's hurry over."

"Done!" Ji Yun didn't say a thousand words, and directly draped his clothes on his body. "Let's drink it another day, and we'll be here today. Tang'er, you hold your Uncle Yu. ”

"Okay!"

The two of them finally finished drinking, which really relieved Meng Hetang.

Yu Qian was dead now, and when he heard that he had finished drinking, he almost fell directly on the wine table.

Meng Hetang took a deep breath and held up, but Yu Qian didn't move at all.

Ji Yun was also a little unstable, but he had not lost his ability to move, and directly beckoned Qiao Shan: "You go to help, even if you have to put Teacher Yu in the theater." ”

One left and one right, the two finally set up Yu Qian.

"I'll tell you Yunzi, I'm happy today."

He can still speak neatly now, but let the stone in Meng Hetang's heart put down a little.

Forced him out of the hotel, which was terrible.

As soon as he saw the wind, Yu Qian floated up like leaves, his feet couldn't touch the ground, and he was supported by two people.

"It's over!"

Meng Hetang felt that the problems he had encountered in his life were not as serious as they are today.

The few phone calls that Guo Degang gave him just now had already made him in a dilemma, on the one hand, he had to persuade Yu Qianshao to drink, and on the other hand, he had to appease Guo Degang's mind.

On the phone, he packed the ticket and said that Teacher Yu would definitely be able to go on stage, who knew that when he saw the wind, Teacher Yu almost fainted.

Seeing that the initiator next to him couldn't walk in a straight line, he sighed slightly.

What is this called?

......

Backstage of the Tianqiao Theater, Guo Degang looked at the stage, and his brows never opened.

It's already half past five, and Yu Qian hasn't waited yet.

The cookcake in front has already taken the stage, and he is performing a lantern riddle with his partner.

How long can this work? That's half an hour of content.

If you don't come again, this time it's really going to be smashed.

was worried, only to hear a shout from the backstage door.

"Let's order the door, help, and put Teacher Yu in."

Here it comes?

Guo Degang couldn't sit still anymore, and hurriedly got up to meet him.

Suddenly!

What a big smell of alcohol!

"What's going on?" Guo Degang asked with a straight face.

Looking at Guo Degang's posture, Meng Hetang said with a sad face: "Master, Teacher Yu and Ji Yun are drinking, I didn't stop it." ”

Guo Degang glared at him, "Put Teacher Yu on the chair." ”

Seeing Yu Qian sitting on a chair, his body was like a puddle of mud, and his face was almost wringing out of water.

stepped forward to stretch Yu Qian's eyelids, "How is it?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay."

In a daze, Yu Qian barely regained a trace of reason.

This is okay fart, if he hadn't supported Yu Qian's eyelids, he would have been able to sleep until tomorrow morning.

Turning around to look at Ji Yun's state, he was also leaning against the wall and squinting, his face was red, obviously the strength of the wine was also up.

"Ji Yun, how are you doing?"

"It's okay, it's just a bit ghosted, I'll just breathe."

Ji Yun had already agreed to Yu Qian's performance on stage, and at this time, reason prevailed, propped on Qiao Shan's arm, and was about to go to the toilet.

"Wait a minute, I'll pick it too."

Meng Hetang carried Yu Qian and also rushed to the toilet.

Looking at the back of the two leaving, Guo Degang sat down again.

He was really angry and couldn't speak, didn't Yu Qian drink so much just for him.

Alas!

He let out a long sigh, "Let the two of them insist more." ”

"Huh?" Luan Yunping said: "How long do you last?" ”

"Persist until Teacher Yu and Ji Yun sober up." Guo Degang said angrily, "No, I have to go and see." ”

The two drank too much, but the two on the field suffered.

I guessed the lantern riddle for more than an hour, and still persisted.

The cooker on the stage laughed: "Why do frogs fly?" ”

Partner Xiaosi replied: "I don't know, you tell me." ”

"Because the frog ate the magic cookie."

"Oh! Do you still have a fantasy color in this lantern riddle? ”

Cookcake squinted his eyes and smiled, "No, then ask, why do snakes fly?" ”

Xiao Si picked up: "I will, because the snake also eats magic cookies." ”

"Wrong, because the snake ate the frog."

"Oh, I forgot about it, if you ask again, I'll be sure to answer."

"If I ask you one more, you won't be able to answer."

The two of them not only searched their stomachs and searched out all the brain teasers, but also enriched the mat words to the extreme.

"Why do eagles fly?"

"Because the eagle ate the serpent!" Xiao Si slapped it on the table, "Isn't that right!" ”

"Eagles are supposed to fly!"

"Hahahaha."

"Phew!" Luan Yunping in the audience snorted, the audience is also really righteous, what a burden!

Luan Yunping felt broken, and the two people on the stage also felt broken.

Teacher Yu, hurry up and come to the stage, we really can't hold on!