"Don't." Ji Yun conditional launch shook his head.

Lao Guo is a person who only respects the old and does not love the young.

If he goes on stage with him, he will designate himself to be an offensive champion, and he will take advantage of Ji Yun by turning a corner.

"Don't panic young master, I was also standing in the table before, how many teases I held, I controlled the rhythm, you can say whatever you want."

Ji Yun said: "I'm not worried about this..."

Yu Qianhaha smiled, "He was worried about taking advantage of you." ”

Guo Degang raised his eyebrows and said: "What's the matter, our industry earns this money, and the job we do, there is no size on the stage, you can take advantage of it casually." Teacher Yu asked me to take advantage of so much and didn't complain, and when I talked about it on stage, I called him dad in the audience, and he didn't agree. ”

Yu Qiandao: "Then you should scream." ”

"Go!" Guo Degang said slowly: "Young master with a relaxed heart, just say it, I'll find it for you, and you can just give it a look." ”

The two were discussing when the little apprentice at the waiting door rushed over, "Master, it's time for you to play." ”

"Let's go, young master."

"Done." Ji Yun stood up, "You have to let me order." ”

"It's okay, relax."

Ji Yun was still a little awkward and said, "I'm not very good at taking advantage." ”

Qiao Shan looked at Ji Yun's hypocritical face from the side, and almost found a crack in the ground to get into.

said that he was not good at cross talk, but he never fell behind in taking advantage.

"What's the name of this one?"

The actress at the curtain asked at the backstage door.

Guo Degang looked at Ji Yun and motioned for him to say something.

Ji Yun pondered for a while: "Let's call it King Guo Wen." ”

The actress looked surprised and confirmed again, "That's the name?" ”

"That's right." Ji Yun nodded.

"Just follow this newspaper."

Guo Degang nodded, he hadn't heard of this book, but it didn't prevent the two of them from playing.

He knows that the audience is wide-minded, just for Ji Yun, as long as he can play, it doesn't matter if he is cross talk.

Although Ji Yun is unruly, he is better than having new ideas, which makes people laugh, and he can't use the rules of cross talk to circle Ji Yun's play.

"Okay."

The announcer walked on the stage and said loudly: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk, "Guo Wen Wang Ba", performing Ji Yun and Guo Degang!" ”

A drop of cold sweat dripped from Ji Yun's head in the audience, it turned out that she had heard it, or how could she have confirmed it.

But there's nothing wrong with reporting that.

Walking onto the stage with applause, the two stood still in front of the microphone.

Another group of people walked to the front of the stage to deliver flowers, and Ji Yun hurriedly stepped forward to continue.

"Thank you, this place is a bit crowded, hard work."

The front of the stage is not empty, and there are a group of people who can't buy tickets and can only sit on the ground in the open space in front of the stage.

Those who came up to lay flowers had to walk around them.

Twisting and turning, the flower presenter seems to be walking a rough path.

Seeing that a little chubby girl was staggering, Ji Yun hurriedly commanded: "Go to the left, go a little further to the left, eh!" Stepped on! ”

"Bang bang bang!"

Guo Degang reacted quickly, and suddenly realized that this was a burden, and hurriedly applauded in the back.

Ji Yun accepted the flowers, ran back to the microphone owedly, and made a gesture.

"Hahaha."

"It's been a long time since I've seen Ji Yun so lively."

"It's worth the trip!"

As soon as everyone saw Ji Yun standing still in the position of teasing, they immediately became much more enthusiastic.

Readjusting the microphone, Ji Yun and Guo Degang glanced at each other, indicating that they had entered the rhythm, "The last performance was good, and the next one is for our master and apprentice to perform for everyone." ”

"I'm a master!"

Guo Degang shouted out in his voice, as if he was afraid of being taken advantage of.

"Okay, you're the master." Ji Yun seemed to be a little unable to stand Guo Degang's startled energy, "Since we are on the stage of cross talk, we have to make a simple self-introduction, I am Ji Yun, a primary school student in the cross talk world." ”

"You are modest, compared with some of your peers, you are also a junior high school graduate."

pointed to Guo Degang beside him, "This is Mr. Guo Degang, a preschool child in the cross talk world." ”

"Hahaha."

"You can wait." Guo Degang hurriedly stopped, "Why am I still a preschooler?" ”

"You're not your average preschooler."

"That's..."

"You're a preschooler with a good prenatal education!"

"Hey! That's still preschool. ”

Pinching the rhythm, the audience in the stands laughed almost, and Ji Yun began to read the words again, "Let's tell you a paragraph." ”

"Well, I'll get you one."

"Actually, take me as an example, I'm not a professional cross talk actor, so I've been on stage two or three times."

Guo Degang said: "Yes." ”

"This time has passed, and it is not forgiving at all! The last time I took the stage seemed like half an hour ago. ”

"Yes, time flies."

"At that time, the development was not so good, and there were not so many people, good guy, I looked at it today, and there were still people lying at my feet."

"Don't say our audience is a toad!"

It is taboo to take the audience as a burden, but Guo Degang saw that the audience under the stage was full of interest, especially the audience sitting on the ground in the front row.

Hearing Ji Yun mention them, not only was he not angry, but he was proud.

Immediately mentioned it, turning Ji Yun's somewhat deviant words into a burden.

Sure enough, the audience laughed constantly, obviously not taking this sentence to heart.

"It's not easy to sit on the ground."

Ji Yun showed concern on his face, "Tired to ask, don't you have the money to buy a ticket?" ”

"Go!" Guo Degang shook Ji Yun, "How can you speak." ”

"Hahahahaha."

The audience laughed with joy and was not offended in the slightest.

"In fact, when it comes to cross talk, everyone may think that this is an old object, an old form."

Guo Degang nodded, "It's really a bit old." ”

"Young people like us don't like this old art form."

When Guo Degang heard this, he laughed out loud as if he was cramping, "Yes, I don't like to hear it either." ”

"You're not like them."

"Isn't it different?"

"People are young people who don't like to listen to cross talk, you are an old man, and you don't like to listen to cross talk."

"Okay, I'll be a preschool child and an elderly person, and my life span is too fast."

Ji Yun continued: "What do young people like? Pop songs. ”

"Oh————"

The audience resounded with earth-shattering cheers.

Since the disbandment of the Star Band, they have never heard Ji Yun open his mouth to sing, is he going to sing this time?

"So, I'm going to open my voice today and show you..."

"I haven't heard Ji Yun sing, and the audience who came today is blessed."

Guo De had just picked up a sentence, and Ji Yun continued: "Show you Peking Opera!" ”

"Hey! Why don't you sing what are you doing so much foreshadowing, besides, the years of Peking Opera are earlier than cross talk. ”

"Isn't that something different?" Ji Yun glanced at him, revealing a disgusted look, "Didn't I want to sing pop songs to steal the limelight for you, I have to do something you won't." ”

"Good!" Guo Degang gave a thumbs up.

"Okay?"

"Good! Which one are you going to sing? ”

"I'll simply come up with a beheading case, this beheading case..."

"Wait, wait, wait!" Guo Degang hurriedly stopped him, "Listen to me Sun Zei, that word is Nianquan!" The beauty case! ”