"Where are you going to hunt? In the wilderness, where the prey is born. ”

"yes."

Guo Degang has a lot of stage experience, and seeing Ji Yun's form and movements changing repeatedly, he knew that this cross talk was about to come to an end, so he hurriedly stared, for fear of losing the bottom.

"But accidents are easy to happen in this wilderness, and it's really not okay not to pay attention." Ji Yun pointed his finger, "That time his father encountered a snake, it's not an ordinary snake, a cobra!" ”

"Vipers."

"If this snake touches it, it will die, and if it touches it, it will die."

"Yo, that's dangerous."

Suddenly raised his voice, attracting everyone's attention: "This snake has a sense of territory, and when he saw the old man coming over, he stood up and stuck out his tongue at his father. ”

Ji Yun stood up straight, his tongue swallowed quickly, and at the same time made a sound: "Slightly slightly~"

"Hahaha."

Guo Degang covered his face, and he also laughed a little. "Why are the animals in your story so cheap?"

"His father pinched the gate and supported the ground on one leg, and the good fellow dared to despise me, and drew his big bow and shot an arrow, and snapped this arrow... The snake dodged. ”

is not only verbally described, Ji Yun is still performing hard.

Just like Xinjiang dance, the shoulders do not move, the neck and the head move horizontally to the left.

Moving his head wasn't enough, he squinted his eyes and stared straight in front of him with a look of contempt.

"Smack, another arrow!"

Ji Yun's head moved to the right side again.

Guo Degang really couldn't stand it, "This is still a Xinjiang snake." ”

"His father looked angry, but he didn't panic, and there was a goshawk standing on his shoulder?"

"Yes." Guo Degang also remembered this stubble, "Eagles eat snakes." ”

"As soon as his father patted his shoulder, the eagle buzzed~ and went out, and a toad got up next to him, and poof~ ate the eagle."

Ji Yun staggered on the spot, probably thinking that his description was too ridiculous, and coughed to hide his embarrassment.

"Hahahahaha."

A series of cannon-like performances combined with lines made the audience laugh one by one.

Guo Degang stood on the stage, speechless.

After holding it for a long time, he opened his mouth sneeringly, "I didn't understand it." ”

patted Ji Yun on the shoulder, "Come on, kid, start your quibble, you explain to me how a toad jumped out and ate the eagle." ”

Ji Yun slapped his thigh, "I saw it wrong, it was the snake that bit the eagle to death!" ”

"Oh-" Guo Degang's sudden realization can no longer be hypocritical, "The snake can be seen as a toad, which is understandable, you continue to make it up." ”

"That's not easy to do now, this body's ability has made it dodge."

"Don't deal with it, let's run."

Ji Yun said in a loud voice: "Can you outrun it?" Fly on the grass. Besides, if the snake bites an object, doesn't that mean it must have been bitten? ”

"My dad smashed his daughter-in-law's glass with a slingshot."

"Your dad has a way."

Guo Degang was surprised: "Is there any way to do this?" The eagles were all eaten by toads. ”

"Don't worry, your dad slowly picks up a stick. Slowly, don't alarm it. Slowly, aim for the snake's head, snap! That's it. ”

"What's wrong?"

"Knocked out its glasses!"

"you!"

This bottom was turned over, the two glanced at each other, made sure that there was no follow-up, bowed to the audience who applauded the audience, and walked off the stage together.

Walking off the stage, he was greeted by Yu Qian with a smile on his face.

"That's right, young master."

Ji Yun wiped the sweat on his head, "I'm tired to death, thanks to Mr. Guo helping me stretch it." ”

In the past, I performed in front of the camera, and if I didn't perform well, I could shout the card.

There was no chance to repeat this performance, and he devoted himself to it, for fear that something would go wrong.

The twenty minutes on stage were less than the duration of a scene when acting, but it made his tired neck sweat.

After getting off the stage, this cold wind stirred up, which made him feel agitated and sobered up a lot.

"You've got a good story."

Guo Degang took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "When you came on stage, I thought you had no bottom in your heart, but when you took advantage of it on stage, wasn't it quite smooth." ”

"Take care of me." Ji Yun confessed.

"Don't take it to heart, there is no size on stage, not to mention that you are not a professional cross talk actor."

Qiao Shan handed Ji Yun hot tea on the side, "Boss, it's really good." ”

Ji Yun raised his eyebrows, "Is it amazing?" ”

"That's amazing!"

Ji Yun took a sip of water, "Is there a problem if you are allowed to perform on this stage?" ”

Qiao Shan nodded: "No problem." ”

"Okay, I'll give you a chance later."

Qiao Shan's eyes lit up, "I'm going to talk about cross talk too?" ”

"It's not cross talk." Ji Yun didn't bother to explain to him, "I'll tell you when I go back." ”

"Okay." Qiao Shan retreated happily.

Yu Qian squinted at Qiao Shan, suddenly remembered something, patted his head and said, "Look at my memory, I almost forgot about business." ”

"What's wrong?" Guo Degang raised his eyebrows and asked.

Yu Qian pointed at Qiao Shan, "This kid is going to host a talk show, didn't he invite me to come this time." ”

"Oh, I drank too much because of this stubble."

"Yes." Yu Qian smiled and nodded, "I promised Ji Yun to come, if he plays, I will bring you to the show." ”

"Ho!" Guo Degang yelled at Ji Yun: "You are planning to wipe out our old brothers." ”

Ji Yun said: "Isn't this a chance for you to speak out." ”

Guo Degang nodded, and after thinking about it carefully, this was indeed the case.

Although the audience is a fan of this and that all day long, when something happens in this circle, they will each play fifty boards at the end of the conversation.

It doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong, it is not uncommon for something to happen in the entertainment industry.

It's as if the circle is already dirty.

Well, Guo Degang almost thinks so...

But he's different!

He is in the cross talk circle, or is he in the cross talk circle.

The kind of marginal elements that are not tolerated by the mainstream cross talk circle.

If his peers don't support him, the audience likes to watch this kind of warrior dragon fight.

But he can't lose the audience's reputation and wind direction.

Wang Wenlin and Xu Deliang had to talk about why they left Deyun Club, and now they are worried that there is no channel for it.

Ji Yun is sending a pillow.

"Okay, I just don't have anything to do, I'm more slippery with the teacher."

Yu Qianshu smiled and said, "You are treating me like a dog, and you are still slipping me." ”

Ji Yun said: "Mr. Guo, it's not just this, our previous comedy competition plan is not over." ”

Guo Degang took a sip of tea, "Isn't it almost the same as that?" I don't know what was going on behind the scenes. ”

"It's not like that, we lack a host."

Yu Qiandao: "Then you have to find a respected host." ”

Later, it was Guo Degang who was more suitable for this position, but he is now fighting with his peers, and he does not have so many years of accumulation, and he can't bear the word "respect".

Guo Degang said seriously: "It's best if you don't have much contact with the contestants, don't be biased." ”

Ji Yun rolled his eyes, when you were the host later, you changed into a coat and went on stage to pull the shelf, and now you are talking about decency.

I still don't know that the needle didn't stick to my body.

Yu Qian's eyes lit up: "What do you think of Chen Peisi?" ”