Xiao Yue can't take over the stubble, and there are a lot of such problems in Xiaoyuanzi's performances in the past, but they are not so targeted.

Now he is 24 years old, and his experience with Ji Yun, an old goblin, is obviously not comparable.

Seeing that he was embarrassed, Ji Yun could only open his mouth to divert the topic.

"I have a bit of a harem, let's talk about the main palace."

"That's right!" Xiao Yue hurriedly handed over the words before the audience, and stretched out a thumbs up, "Wan Qian." ”

"Yes."

Ji Yun nodded, and when he was offstage, he also said that he was nervous, and he didn't even have a fixed number of what to say.

Now that I am on stage, my eyes are bright, I am not in a hurry to work, and I have to take advantage of it first.

There is not a good person in this gang of cross talkers.

"Everyone may not know how Ji Yun met Wan Qian."

"Tell us about it."

"When the two of them came out on a date, Ji Yun wanted to take his daughter-in-law out to listen to cross talk." Xiao Yue's signature style is cute, his hands are clenched into fists and he covers his mouth and says in surprise: "My God, it's the first time I've heard of falling in love and listening to cross talk." ”

Ji Yun's old face flushed, and he covered up: "It's not unusual. ”

"I'm not talking nonsense, listen to cross talk, two people, lovers..."

"That's it!" Ji Yun gave him a snort.

"You've been with Wan Qian for a long time."

Ji Yun nodded, "Yes, it's been a long time." ”

"Then why not get married?"

Ji Yun stretched out his hand to the audience and pointed to the two spectators who were joining in the fun just now: "The two of us don't want to." ”

"Hahahaha."

The scene was full of laughter.

"You're kind of a cover-up when you say that." He spread his hands and said to the audience: "Everyone knows that there is no rice pot that does not touch the stove." ”

"It's normal for the little couple to quarrel."

"By the way, once they quarreled, and the quarrel was quite fierce."

"It's true that there are always some stumbles in life."

Ji Yun sighed secretly, this is preparing to break blindly again, I hope Boss Wan will not be demonized too seriously.

"Once Wan Qian checked his mobile phone, and coldly flipped through his address book, there was a 39M on it."

Ji Yun frowned and said suspiciously: "39M? ”

Xiao Yue continued: "Wan Qianhuo will come up as soon as possible, this name must be a code left behind!" 39M？ 39-year-old sister..."

"Thirty-nine or sister?"

"The sister of the thirty-nine-twenty-seven-year-old, the sister who was born on the ninth of March, the sister who met on the ninth of March, the sister of the three-nine dermatitis flat..."

"you!"

"I can't help but think about life, this thought, Boss Wan suddenly jumped three corpses and five spirits were arrogant, bent over and stride, hey!"

Ji Yun was stunned, "What's the matter?" ”

"I just opened the toilet."

"Wow!"

Holding the toilet with both hands, he rushed towards Ji Yun, one step, two steps, hey! Boom jumped. ”

Ji Yun scratched his head and wondered, "Why do you still run two steps?" ”

Xiao Yue said seriously: "Take three steps to foul." ”

"Good guy, what about you playing basketball?"

A strong slap poured Ji Yun's head up, opened the toilet lid, and exposed his head. Xiao Yue pointed in front of him, "Say!" Who is 39M? ”

A series of burdens were thrown, wave after wave, making the audience laugh and lean back together.

Ji Yun secretly praised him in his heart.

"Ji Yun is more innocent, and he still speaks with a sound of water, I don't know."

Ji Yun's lips turned out, and he muttered in his mouth, "I don't know about it!" ”

Not only did the audience laugh uncontrollably, but even Xiao Yue next to him laughed.

The whole person was lying on the table, "Hahahaha." ”

Ji Yun hurriedly pulled him, "Hurry up and solve the case, who is 39M?" ”

"At this time, the phone rang, and it happened to be the 39M."

"Pick it up."

Ji Yun shook the water on his face, pressed the hands-free, and the movement on the other side sounded: Hey, I'm your third aunt.

"Hahahahaha."

When the audience was almost laughing, Ji Yun looked innocent: "This 39M is the third aunt?" ”

"That's right." Xiao Yue nodded, "39M third aunt, 2961 is the second uncle and grandfather, trying to save trouble, did you forget it in the end." ”

"Good guy, I'm trying to save trouble with my toilet."

...

"These two guys have a really good rhythm."

In the background, Lao Guo looked at the high-spirited Xiao Yue with a smile.

He really had the feeling of grabbing a piece of jade, although Xiao Yue looked a little stupid on the outside, but after he came on stage, he was really likable.

"Ji Yun is also good."

Yu Qian shook his head and chuckled, he also agreed with Ji Yun's truth: stage art is the art of performance.

The better your acting skills, the better the laughter you will present.

Just like the part where he imitates the sound of water, he has his own plot in his head.

"This time it's really a big favor, he helped dig it out, and he has to praise Xiao Yue when he comes to power, and he will definitely be remembered for his good when he becomes popular in the future."

Guo Degang shook his head and sighed, he didn't pay as much to Xiao Yue as Ji Yun.

"Harm, eating tens of millions of bowls of rice at home is not as good as giving alms to others, Xiaoyue, this child is sincere, and he knows how to drink water and think about the source."

"Indeed."

Lao Guo nodded, and his eyes returned to the stage.

"Let's sing a song to everyone."

Xiao Yue cleared his throat, the emotion of the performance he had just performed was relatively high, and he didn't know how much he could come up with.

"Five rings! Five rings! ”

The audience cheered the song of the five rings, and since Xiaoyue appeared on this show, the audience has never tired of listening to this song.

He was a little annoyed to hear it.

Singing is definitely able to sing, but he knows what the audience thinks, they want to hear Ji Yunkai sing this song.

But Ji Yun understands what voice conditions he understands, the song of the five rings is adapted from the song of the peony, and he can't sing it if it is turned up.

"Let's have a peaceful lyric."

"Okay." Ji Yun nodded directly, "I can still sing along with this, your song of the five rings..."

"Hey, hey! What's wrong? Xiao Yue's eyes widened, expecting to receive Ji Yun's compliment.

"What the hell!"

"Hahaha."

The audience also knows that the song of the five rings is not in the horse's mouth, but it can't stand it, it's interesting and catchy.

"Okay, okay, let's sing two Taiping lyrics, this is our cross talk singing, ordinary people won't."

As he spoke, he looked at Ji Yun with disdain, obviously what he wanted to show was that you wouldn't, right?

"Eh, I will, I also sang it when I was on stage at the Deyun Club."

"Really?" Xiao Yue was stunned for a moment, and his eyes began to drift, looking a little weak-hearted. "In this way, let's sing a Zhuang Gong leisurely tour, also called persuasion, this section is long, and he has never heard of it for ordinary cross talk lovers."

Xiao Yue laughed, laughing cluelessly, but it poked the audience's laughter just right.

"That Zhuang Gong is wandering..."

As soon as he was halfway through the song, Ji Yun directly picked up, "I went out to the west of the city, and when I saw that person riding a horse, I rode a donkey." ”