Ji Yun can be regarded as hitting the muzzle of the gun.

After the holiday, Lao Ji Tou put down his burden, but the vigorous educational mentality took root in Ji Yun again.

"Look hard and study hard, and if you study well, I will take you to the college entrance examination."

"Dad, I'm almost thirty."

"You know you're almost thirty? I don't even have a child, and the hard work I put into you has been cultivated into a semi-finished product, so you practice your hands, and I will train my grandson. ”

As he spoke, Lao Jitou smoked a cigarette, "That is, your father and I became teachers, and when I was young, I had a heavy workload and had little time... What do you young people say now? Practice the trumpet. ”

Ji Yun wiped the cold sweat on his head, "You have more than enough heart but not enough strength, I understand." ”

"You know, your grandmother has a leg, you know."

The way men communicate can't be said too straightforwardly, and Ji Yun is guilty of this taboo.

It's like a guy who points to his nose and says, "You can't." ”

The other party must be fried, and I can't wait to give you a piece of golden bell jar iron gear to prove that you are very good.

But if you tell him that I can't do it, he will slowly light a cigarette, then put his arm around your neck, and let out a long breath: "Alas, in fact, I can't do it for a long time." ”

Then the two hugged their heads and cried, and they were both happy.

In fact, Ji Yun knows Lao Ji Tou very well, he has been a teacher for more than 20 years, and he knows how to teach students every day, and he can't talk to the director of teaching, and he stumbles with a professional title.

As soon as he got married, he was forced to quit smoking, and during the college entrance examination, the students were under pressure to smoke, so he could only smoke second-hand smoke next to the master's house to relieve stress, and after he was done, he jumped out of the wall and patted the back of the students' heads.

There is not much pocket money, and it has been hidden in the globe for more than ten years, until the globe has lost color, and then it was sold by Yun's mother for five yuan to collect scrap.

He still had to smile and say that he earned it, and this globe was given for nothing.

Ji Yun felt that he didn't need to read these history books, and the old Ji Tou was a living Sima Yi.

He was too tolerant.

"I've read so many books, but I haven't seen the title of Tsukasa Tiger?"

Lao Jitou pushed his glasses, "Tsukasa Hu and Youlin are made up by descendants, and they don't say that together with Wolong and Phoenix." ”

Immediately, he patted his head, "As soon as you say this, I remember, you are not a regular historical drama, and the stereotypical historical image in the history books may not be conducive to your free play." ”

Ji Yun slammed the book down, "Dad!" You've finally reacted. ”

Lao Jitou nodded thoughtfully: "So I'll have to buy you reviews and folk chowder later." ”

......

"Boss Wan, you're back."

Ji Yun looked at Wan Qian's figure at the door, and tears almost flowed out.

"Well, my role over there is almost over, this drama is the heroine, and the actor Huang Xuan is also a lot more idle over there." Wan Qian took off her shoes, caught a glimpse of Ji Yun with a crying face, and asked curiously, "What's wrong?" ”

Old Ji Tou glanced at Ji Yun, and patiently explained to Wan Qian: "Wandering in the ocean of knowledge, happy." ”

As he spoke, he turned around and asked Ji Yun's opinion: "Are you happy?" ”

"Happy!"

"Hahahaha." Wan Qian smiled very gracelessly, especially when Ji Yun was frustrated, she always struggled on the front line of schadenfreude.

Hanging the scarf wrapped around her neck, she took off her coat and said: "Let the bullets fly and the box office reputation has taken off, and it has not been half a month, and it has already won more than 500 million." ”

"Expected."

"Wen Dong just called me, and he said that you should go with you for the promotion of Xiangjiang."

As soon as Ji Yun had a happy look on his face, he was facing the old face of the old Ji Tou, and he could only pretend to say in a disgusted tone: "Why are you looking for me, I'm studying, I really don't want to go..."

As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows vigorously and winked.

Boss Wan, help me!

The ocean of knowledge is calm on the surface, but there are undercurrents underneath.

Lao Jitou's book reserves are really good, and the paper yellow looks like the cheeks that have just been opened.

I will be able to understand Baba in classical Chinese, but this special Zizhi Tongjian does not even have punctuation, and I can't even understand the broken sentences.

This book is older than me, and they all say that old age is good, why does this book become more torturous the older you get.

Wan Qian smiled, how could she not know what Ji Yun was thinking, "Director Jiang Wen was reluctant to go to Xiangjiang, and he was uncomfortable when the reporters asked him. ”

He doesn't know Cantonese very well, and he speaks a foreign language with a Beijing accent, let alone Cantonese.

Jiang Wen's Cantonese pronunciation is almost like this...

Goeng once, man four times.

Friends who don't know Cantonese may not understand it very well, just listen to it as an anus.

That's what he thinks himself, anyway.

"He said that you can attract more topics if you go, so that he can talk less and put on a show more."

"That's fine." Ji Yun immediately nodded.

"Why don't we leave now?"

Old Ji Tou rolled his eyes, "What's the hurry?" Let me ask you, Cao Cao recruited Sima Yi..."

Ji Yun opened his mouth and replied, "Sima Yi said that he had wind paralysis and refused to enter the office. Wei Wu sent people to stab him at night, and the emperor lay still. ”

"It's okay, I haven't seen it in vain in the past two days."

As he spoke, his face straightened up again, "He has endured Cao Cao, Cao Pi, and Cao Ei, he can really bear it." I don't know much about acting, but I know that such a traceable role is not very difficult, and as long as you read through the literature, you will definitely gain something. You have watched it for so many days, and you must have gained something, he can endure it for a lifetime, can't you endure it for a while? ”

Ji Yun paused.

"Don't lose your awe, have you reached the level of Bao Guoan?"

"Do you have a character that lasts for ten years?"

"Can you brand your own label on any character?"

After three consecutive tortures, Ji Yun was directly nailed to the spot.

It's kind of floating.

The prophetic foresight of the traverser allowed him to go too smoothly, but fortunately, there was a glorious people's teacher who controlled the final line.

"I'm not going, I'm going to watch."

Lao Jitou smiled with relief for a second, and was accurately captured by Wan Qian.

Restrained his smile for a moment, and had to be tapped twice, "Go, look at your reluctant appearance, take the book." ”

The principle of combining work and rest that he understands may also be the reason why he is struggling on the road of mixed titles.

After all, no serious teacher will take students who are approaching the college entrance examination to go out to collect style.

A punishment every three years is about to become the scenery of the school.

If it weren't for his own strength, he would have been swept away by the school a long time ago.

"Make dumplings for the two of you at night, go early and return early, finish filming early, get married early, and have children early."

Ji Yun opened his mouth, and was just about to come out of his mouth, but he was glared back by a look from Lao Ji Tou.

I'm still going to wait for Wang Banbi to grab headlines with him when he releases a new song...