Chapter 395: If you trumpet again, I'll castrate you
Unfortunate things are like ginger slices in a dish, always holding back their strength and wanting to sneak attack poor Yu's head.
People say that a long illness becomes a good doctor, but Yu's head shows no signs of healing at all.
Maybe he's too optimistic.
Every time I fail, I always think that I can turn over next time.
"So I can't turn over this time."
Yu Min's self-confidence is a little damaged, it stands to reason that at his age, he is already well versed in the world and knows the gap between himself and those well-known directors.
There are some things that cannot be caught up with hard work and faith.
For example, Kong Sheng in front of him.
also has a head circumference similar to Boss Wan's waistline, but the knowledge reserve in it is not the same.
"People are filled with knowledge in their heads, and you are filled with cement."
Yu Min's mentality is quite young, if a person who thinks that he has some ability, some prestige, some experience and a little arrogance sits opposite Ji Yun, how could he not bury the other party like this.
"I'll learn."
"You've been learning from Zhang Dabeard for so long, haven't you learned anything?"
Yu Min shook his head, "This is different, every director has his own personality, and the things he shoots are different." β
Ji Yun sighed and put the Zizhi Tongjian in his hand into Yu Min's hand.
"You'd better read more books." He patted his head and recalled, "What did you say about that sentence in Shawshank's Redemption?" Right! The way of salvation is in it. β
"Then what is the use of me thinking this, I might as well watch "Compulsory Course for Directors"."
Ji Yun glanced at him, "Then go and see, don't be annoying." β
Yu Min was frustrated and tired again and again, and their group of people was also a little tired.
From the beginning of "sweet words" has turned into the current "bad words".
Isn't he still alive and well after so many blows, and it's nothing to spray two more sentences.
He just doesn't have a fart to find a fart, the director of the thief has gone to the sea, and he has a lot of things to do if he has three or five films like playing.
The shooting of the Military Division Alliance is about to start, and he has no leisure to fool around with him.
"You've changed a lot of books."
asked him to go to the director's compulsory course, and he picked up the script of the Military Division Alliance.
"I didn't expect you as a director to ask such a low question, who would believe you if you said you weren't stunned and hiccuped?"
"I'm still a more traditional person."
"Then why don't you grow your hair long? Then why don't you marry three or four concubines? β
Yu Min muttered, "You think I don't want to?" β
"Fart, I want to..."
"Ji Yun, what are you talking about?"
Ji Yun was just halfway through speaking, when he suddenly felt the cold wind blowing in his back.
I forgot that Boss Wan was also there.
"I want to give you a punch, filming!"
......
There are indeed a lot of changes in the Military Division Alliance, so it's no wonder that Yu Min was surprised.
The scene that came up is an adaptation, and it can be said that the whole story is based on the adaptation.
This is a topic that cannot be avoided.
After all, the values of the ancients and the present are different.
Stories like lying on the ice and begging for carp, raising the case and raising eyebrows, etc., modern people must criticize it when they see it.
But this drama has a big conflict with the story line of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
For example, Hua Tuo's name is included in the edict, and the scene of Hua Tuo's cranial opening for Cao Cao was advanced, and even the section of scraping bones to cure poison could not be carried out.
Anyway, in order to increase the conflict, didn't the Romance of the Three Kingdoms also add the far-fetched movement route of passing five levels and killing six generals in order to highlight Guan Yu's courage.
Just shoot it and look good.
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Boss Wan was lying on the couch, the bed board was a little hard, but it was as consistent as possible with historical facts.
She was in a trance when she was filmed in these two films, and in the last film, the two got married in the play, and this drama directly fast-forwarded to giving birth.
According to this progress, the two of them can be directly announced in the next play.
Yes, we have one child.
"Sima Yi, you get in for me!"
Wan Qian's voice is still loud, maybe this is called liberating nature.
Ji Yun has always been well aware of a truth, acting skills are not learned, but brought out.
If you're engaged, you'll be able to react in the most reasonable and appropriate way based on your lines and situation.
Acting is the same thing as playing a game, if you take it seriously, it's real.
So with Boss Wan's voice, Ji Yun immediately jumped out and rushed to the front of the camera.
"I'm coming!"
The servant next to him immediately stopped him, "Young Master, why are you going?" β
"Madame called me."
"I can't enter the blood room, what if she breathes a loose breath?"
"I'll accompany her!"
It took a lot of effort for the two of them to press him down.
Several people were tearing, and the actor Zhang Zhizhong, who played Sima Yi's father, Sima Fang, walked in at the door and stretched out his hand, "Doctor Hua is here." β
The actor who plays Hua Tuo is Mr. Xu Huanshan, who is the Zhuang Mohan who celebrated more than one year, and the one who made Fan Xian vomit blood.
The old gentleman has a fairy temperament, and he is even more dignified in white.
Walking into the atrium, he unloaded the medical box and washed his hands: "Madam, please drink the hemp boiling, right?" β
As he spoke, he pulled out two knives.
Yu Min, who was watching from the sidelines, pursed his lips and became even more nonsense.
This is to cut the maternity ah.
"Shibo, what are you doing with a knife?"
"Give the lady a caesarean section and take out the child. Don't you believe me in the three chapters of the covenant we are talking about? Please! β
Ji Yun gritted his teeth fiercely, glanced at the delivery room from afar, and turned to leave.
"Okay, Ka!"
Kong Sheng's time was very accurate, and when he saw Ji Yun painting, he immediately shouted the card.
"It started off well."
Ji Yun wiped the sweat on his head, although the weather is cool now, but under the ancient costume, he put on two cotton clothes, and he was naturally a little sweaty after exercising.
He is really glad that the audience who is talking about the full restoration of ancient costumes is the wave of people who don't know the most about ancient costumes, otherwise if he really wants to wear the costumes of the Three Kingdoms era, he will basically die socially.
For example, there is such a passage in Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin: Ke is not the governor, leans on the pillar and laughs, and scolds.
Keiju is to open his legs, and at that time he wore open crotch pants...
The Three Kingdoms period was also the same.
"Hua Tuo's obstetrics and gynecology has advanced the process of the motherland's medical career by a thousand years."
Yu Min is now an old unlucky guy standing at the bottom of the pit, and he wants to pull others to the bottom of the pit to cool off with him.
So when he saw Ji Yun coming down, he took two steps up and began to spew cool words.
However, Ji Yun did not show the slightest shame, but looked directly at him with an illiterate gaze.
"Don't you know about Hua Tuo's skull opening for Cao Cao? Isn't it much easier to cut obstetrics and gynecology than to have a craniotomy? What's there to squirt about? β
"Didn't he get his head open instead of being opened by Cao Cao? Who knows if what he said is true. β
It's okay, Yu Min still has some historical and literary skills.
"There is a record of the method of gelding in the green capsule book, which shows that he has systematic surgical skills, and caesarean section can be regarded as deification."
In other words, don't fight with me now, I'm a cultural person.
I was so forced by the old season that I even learned how to knock pigs, and if you horn again, I will castrate you.