"It's not like you have nothing, at least you still have the face to come back."

Since Ji Yun's mother failed to urge the two to get married and have a baby for the third time, there has been one more ban in this family.

Ji Yun and Ji Yun's cat are not allowed to enter.

Because one of them has an egg and the other has no egg.

It's useless anyway.

But Ji Yun still licked his face and came back, standing at the door, glancing at the old Ji Tou who was trying to reduce his sense of existence through the crack in the door.

"Ahem, it's all here, you just let him in."

Thanks to Lao Ji Tou's words, otherwise Ji Yun would have to review it at the door.

"Where's my daughter?"

Yun's mother poked Ji Yun's head, secretly scolded him for being useless, and then asked about Wan Qian's itinerary.

"She was rehearsing in the theater recently, and she was a little late after work, so I told her to come straight after work."

"Two people are outside all day and night, how can they have time to do business, I won't live for many years, then you can bring my grandson to visit me at my grave."

Ji Yun said, "Maybe it's a granddaughter?" ”

Yun's mother pinched her waist, "What do you care about your grandchildren?" It's good if you bring a Monkey King, even if you bring one. ”

Lao Ji stepped forward and carried Ji Yun's luggage, "Let's say a few words, it's not easy for children, flying everywhere in the south and north, this age is career-oriented, and I finally came back to rest and let you have an education." ”

"You'll make excuses for him." Yun's mother glanced at the two of them, and pointed at Ji Yun angrily, "When your father is your age, you will pee and mud." ”

Ji Yun touched his nose and said stiffly: "Then when I was as old as my father..."

"What?" Old Ji's eyebrows were raised, and Ji Yun immediately died down.

After all, this is his only ally at home, and his eldest brother on Boss Wan's side is even more useless.

"I was 29 when I was your age."

"What? Are you proud of your birthday? ”

"Hehe, you can just get the child back before we both die."

......

"You came back directly from the crew?"

Ji Yun took a sip of water and moistened his throat, "Yes, isn't this missing you two." ”

Yun's mother was clanging in the kitchen, as if she was venting the resentment in her heart, and when she heard Ji Yun's words, she immediately became angry, "That's good, are you lazy to cook and come here to eat?" ”

"There's a reason for that, too."

Lao Jitou pursed his mouth and said in a low voice: "Your mother has been angry with your neighbors and aunts playing mahjong in the past two days, don't mess with her now." ”

Ji Yun touched his nose, "Alas! Why don't you let her quit mahjong? ”

Lao Jitou suddenly hated iron and steel: "You are really not a person, can't you bring a child back to make your mother have a long face?" ”

Ji Yun scratched the back of his head suspiciously, "What is there to have a child to grow face?" They all look like giant pandas. ”

Yun Ma's ears are indeed spirits, and as soon as Ji Yun finished saying this, he saw the figure standing up to the sky at the kitchen door.

She crossed her arms, her eyes seemed to be gushing with anger, she waved the spoon in her hand, and said word by word: "I don't ask you to be a giant panda, I hope that you are a praying mantis now, and after you get married, you will directly ask my daughter to give you neng." ”

"Where did we have such a big feud?"

"You killed my grandson, this revenge is not big?"

Forehead...

It seems that there is no way to refute it.

"Ji Yun..."

As soon as Ji Yun heard her read out her full name, he reflexively shuddered.

"If you do any more harm to my grandson, I will do it to your father."

？

Lao Jitou, who was drinking tea, almost squirted out a mouthful of water, and said in a low voice: "Not really..."

"Knock knock."

Yun Ma was stunned, and the two were silent, for fear of igniting her gas canister again, when a knock on the door broke the silence.

"Open the door!"

Ji Yun hurriedly stood up and respectfully went to open the door.

"Daughter-in-law, you're finally here."

Wan Qian raised her eyebrows, looking at Ji Yun's aggrieved expression, who couldn't imagine what was happening in the house, and immediately laughed deliciously, "Did you make your mother angry again?" ”

Before Ji Yun could speak, Yun's mother squeezed him behind her, "Girl, come in, you know that you have no eyesight at the door, so hurry up and get the slippers." ”

"It's okay Mom, I'll just do it myself."

Yun Ma's face was like a weather forecast, and the storm and the clear sky were only in her thoughts.

Suddenly, a smile appeared like a spring breeze, "My daughter is tired, go into the house to rest, what do you want to eat, my mother will cook it for you." Do you eat ribs? Or eat fish..."

"I can do it all, I love whatever you do."

"My girl's mouth is so sweet." Yun Ma turned around, and when she saw Ji Yun, her face suddenly became gloomy again, and she gave him a warning look.

took Wan Qian to sit down, and Ji Yun began to knock melon seeds heartlessly.

This kind of thing hurts twice and annoys twice, and there is no reaction after three or four times.

If there are more lice, it will not itch, and if there are more debts, it will not be worried.

......

"Mom, the ribs are delicious."

At the dinner table, Ji Yun also tried to salvage the increasingly fragile relationship between himself and his mother.

Yun Ma had a smirk on her face, "This dish has a meaning." ”

Ji Yun suddenly felt bad, but he could only follow her words and ask, "What does it mean?" ”

"It's called skinny."

"Uh... Hehehehe, mom, you're really literate. Ji Yun wiped the sweat from his head, and looked at the pot of chicken soup again, "This chicken soup is also delicious." ”

"This dish is linked to egg custard."

Ji Yun was a little helpless, her old man had enriched so much knowledge in order to scold herself.

"What linkage?"

"It's called killing chickens and taking eggs."

...

Ji Yunqiang raised a smile, "Mom, you don't have to say anything about this fish, do you?" ”

This plate of fish looks like she has carefully prepared it, two fish plates on one plate, and it is also garnished with green onions and coriander.

It must be the advice given to her by Lao Jitou, Yu Yu Qingqing homonym fish kiss.

Ji Yun didn't eat much fish originally, but at this time, he also put a big chopstick in order to pat his ass.

However, he did a lot of calculations, but he still didn't expect Yun Ma to play cards according to the routine at all, "Do you know why it's two?" ”

Ji Yun shook his head, why, two fish on such a plate are almost unstable.

"Because you're fishy."

Wan Qian smiled happily while eating, probably feeling that her gloating appearance was a little not good.

She put up her rice bowl to block her smiling face, but her trembling shoulders seemed to be silently laughing at Ji Yun, who was embarrassed at this time.

"Qianqian, you also eat fish, this meaning is good, eat more mandarin fish, more than rich."

Yun Ma just wanted to tear open the belly of the fish and pick up the fish meat, but the yellow and clear fish roe under the fish's belly was revealed.

She paused, and suddenly sighed, "Alas..."

The two of them were speechless, and suddenly felt that they were connotated.