The old man on the opposite side looked angry, and after setting up the table, he opened the previous board wrapped in black cloth, only to see that it was an old wooden board, on which a few lines of words were written in a regular manner with a brush:

Daoist Zhang went out of the mountain to tell fortunes, Chrysostom Yuyan, fate in the phase, knowing the future, knowing the future, measuring good fortune and evil, blessing and misfortune, and asking about marriage - the most noteworthy thing is the last sentence:

If you can't count it accurately, the signboard will be smashed into powder!

Just by looking at his old and smooth wooden plank that has been touched, you can think of this person's skills, if you don't have real skills, how dare you put such a big talk? The wooden board has already been smashed into powder, and he must have been wandering the rivers and lakes for many years, and he has never miscalculated!

The old man leaned the plank in front of the platform, walked to the back of the stage, took out an old fan, and shouted while fanning slowly:

"Look at the fortune telling, look at the fortune telling, pounce on a hexagram to eliminate illness and eliminate disasters, the whole family is safe, pounce on the two trigrams to know the future, don't take a detour, this Taoist priest personally went out of the mountain, fortune telling, fate and fate, if you can't calculate it accurately, the signboard is smashed into powder——"

Leng Banxian saw him shouting, he must have gone crazy, right?

There are few people on the street early in the morning, dare to make such wild remarks, must be deliberately trying to get off my stage? I think I don't dare to be so flamboyant for decades, since ancient times, the pot is full of springs without sounding, and the half pot rings to see how long you can last?

He didn't squeak, he set up his desk quietly, thinking that I would not tell my fortune today, only see a doctor, and sell herbs - let you run rampant!

So he put a large bag of herbs on the table, what yellow lotus, piercing chest, red-headed stones, wild chrysanthemums, honeysuckle, and Du seed coats、、、、、、 all of which were dry materials, exuding the medicinal fragrance of wild grass, covering the words of fortune-telling. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

As the minutes passed, the old man on the opposite side was still unabated, and when he saw that there were more and more people on the street, he shouted louder and louder.

There were two young women, wearing long tunic skirts and lightly painted rouge, who at first glance looked like ladies of rich and noble families, one master and one servant, stopped in front of his stage, and then sat down next to the old man.

The old man was serious, looked at his face, and then took the young lady's jade hand to look at it, and then talked endlessly, half an hour later, the young lady smiled, stood up, and put a few copper plates in the old man's calloused black hand, and the two girls laughed and walked lightly.

The old man put the money away, put it in his arms, and squinted at Leng Banxian opposite from the corner of his eye. Seeing that Leng Bansentai was empty and no one cared, he was sitting upright behind the stage, closing his eyes and recuperating, as if he was asleep, completely ignoring the noise around him.

He was secretly proud in his heart, thinking that with me, you can just sit quietly.

He continued to shout and shout, but after a while, another old woman came, with a wooden stick, and an empty blue seed, and a few old green cabbage leaves in it, and her clothes were plain, with patches, and her face was full of sadness, and she looked sickly.

Standing in front of his stage, he said that he only asked about the good and the bad?

bargained for a long time, and finally the old man promised to accept five copper plates and give her a hexagram -

Then he closed his eyes again, pinched his fingers, and said a lot of them, and quickly finished-

Widening his eyes again, he saw the old woman take out a cloth bag from her arms, three layers inside, and three layers of outer layers opened, picked out a few copper plates with her old hand, and put them in the old man's hand.

After earning five more copper plates, the old man was even more proud, and when it was almost noon, he shouted at the noodle shop opposite:

"Boss, two taels of soju, two taels of wontons, and a plate of peanut jade! As soon as possible!" the hall inside also replied to him loudly, "Okay!"

Soon in less than a quarter of an hour, the noodle restaurant official came out with a tray with what he ordered, walked over and put it in front of him, the old man smiled, picked up the chopsticks, and took a big gulp, the voice was whirring, for fear that Leng Banxian on the other side would not hear it.

Leng Banxian was still seated, and when he was sufficient, he read the book, completely ignoring the secret fight of the old man opposite.

After the old man finished eating, drinking, and was full of wine and food, he began to shout again, and then he slowly asked the noodle restaurant Xiao Er to cook two taels of clear soup noodles for him!

In the afternoon, two young men, one fat and one thin, came to the old man's platform, dressed in short cloth clothes, dirty and old, full of alcohol, giggling and laughing. Leng Banxian knew that these two people were famous pimpies in the neighborhood, and they often fought everywhere and caused trouble, so they tried to give money every time they met and sent them away!

Hearing the old man shouting loudly, one of the thin men stepped forward,

"Yo, old man, what did you just call? Call it again!" asked the thin man with a grinning face.

When the old man saw these two sloppy guys, he knew that he was not a good person, and his heart became nervous, knowing that nothing good would happen if he met these guys. With a smile on his face,

"Hehe, talking about playing, talking about playing! Eating together, little brother is not surprised, not strange!"

"What are you screaming, you screaming?" the fat man roared with glaring.

"It's not called anything? It's not all written here--mixed food, little brother, don't be weird, don't be weird, hehe"

"We don't know how to read big characters, can you read them?"

When the old man saw that he couldn't get out of this situation, he couldn't get out! So he shouted again, and just after calling the thin man laughed,

"******, the ability is not small, and the material is like a god?

"Yes, yes, let's do the math?" the fat man made do, and then squatted down and sat down on the old man's table.

Unexpectedly, the fake table made of bamboo frames was sat on by him for 200 pounds, and it collapsed to the ground, and the fat man fell down!

This was repaid, but I saw that his fat face sank, got up, grabbed the old man's collar, and scolded:

"What the are you cheating? fake, fake to the heads of the guys-do you want to die? huh?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's the old man who doesn't know the rules when he first comes, and he still hopes that the little brother has a lot of them--not on purpose, really not intentionally--I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" the old man saluted again and again.

"Forget the fat man, spare him this time, let him do the math for us, and see if it is really a spirit, and if it doesn't work, clean him up again!" said the thin man.

"Did you hear it, count it well, you can't count it, I skinned you!" the fat man grabbed his hand by the collar, let go of it fiercely, and shouted loudly.

The old man was frightened, his face turned blue, he stood on the side, and his heart was suddenly in chaos, does it count?

At this time, there were many people around, all of whom were joining in the fun, all looking joyful, with a pair of curious eyes, vying to witness the special functions of this Daoist Zhang.

Leng Banxian on the other side also saw it in his eyes, and he was afraid and happy in his heart! I was afraid that these two pimps would come over and trouble him again in a while?

So, he simply put away the fortune-telling tablecloth, and today he didn't tell his fortune, and only sold medicine.

"I don't know what kind of situation do you want to occupy the two little brothers? Is it the past and present life, or the family, career, or marriage?"

The old man suddenly calmed down, simply sat on a small wooden bench, and asked calmly. He knew that he couldn't dodge, so it was better to just give it a go.

"Count how old I am this year?" How many people are in the family-" The fat man was anxious before he could finish speaking, and the thin man next to him quickly interjected and interrupted: "Go, go, go, count me first, count mine!" The fat man had to take a step back and stand aside to watch.

"How about my marriage, when will I be promoted and get rich?" said the thin man with a smile.

The old man listened to the conversation between the two and thought that although this thin man was thin and old, he was pressed with fat people everywhere. As long as you can get him, the fat man will be easy to do!

It is estimated that he has a good background, and his left leg is a little lame when he walks, so what kind of injury should he have suffered? This shows that he is bold, has a flexible brain, and is a smart man, so he should not worry about finding a woman.

So he asked the thin man to stretch out his left hand and look, and saw that the career line and the marriage line were straight and vigorous, and then he said something in his mouth, pretending to pinch his fingers, and said:

"Hehe, congratulations, congratulations, little brother, you have a good life, you are so blessed! Look at your shiny Yintang, big nose and wide mouth, you must be a person of great fortune and great fortune! You were very prosperous in your early years! You were very hard in your early years, you suffered a lot, you experienced a lot of things, you are a big man who will not die in great calamity, and you will definitely have a good fortune!"

As soon as this sentence came out, it seemed that the thin man was empty in the spot, thinking yes, he had suffered a lot since he was a child, he had suffered a lot, he had suffered a lot, he went to fight, and in order to save the fat man, he almost didn't come back to life-

suddenly became interested, and asked the fat man to borrow the stool of the bamboo seller next to him to sit down, and let the old man talk in detail.

The old man saw that he was happy, and he had a bottom in his heart, so he borrowed words to speak, took out the old routine of his breaking into the rivers and lakes, asked the other party and answered, and talked about the other party's heart everywhere, even boasting and praising it, and then suggested that he should wait for the support of nobles, or do business, or practice martial arts, and he will definitely have a grand plan and dominate the party!

The thin man who said it danced with his eyebrows and laughed heartily.

At this time, the fat man standing on the side could not hold back for a long time, and he was very unwilling to hear that the thin man's fate was so good.

I'm also interested.,Before, the wine seemed to be sober.,I think this is really a fairy.,There are immortals to guide you.,Then how many brothers are still worried about eating, drinking and having fun?

He kept interrupting their conversation, shouting "It's my turn, it's my turn!"

finally waited for the other party to finish talking, and finally it was the fat man's turn, and he also listened attentively, hoping that the old man's auspicious words and beautiful words could ignite his dull brain like a fairy!

Unexpectedly, the old man took his rough hand, closed his eyes and calculated, and immediately made him angry, and before he finished speaking, he was so angry that he raised his thick legs, kicked the old man backwards, and rolled and crawled, rolling to a foot away-

The crowd of onlookers was shocked!

"You ****** kill the old man, talk nonsense, see if I don't beat you to death-" After speaking, he was about to rush forward and ask the old man for his life. Fortunately, he was grabbed by the thin man next to him and pulled back.

"Hey, fatty, don't be rude! the big man can bend and stretch, and it has nothing to do with him!" the thin man shouted angrily.

"He M, Lao Tzu was an orphan since he was a child, his parents never met, he grew up eating a hundred family meals, and he also asked Lao Tzu's parents how long they lived? Lao Tzu has become like this now, and said that Lao Tzu has had a few wives before and after? There are women for Lao Tzu, can Lao Tzu do it now? Ah? Can it be done?" Speaking of this, the fat man couldn't help choking in his throat, his eyes were soaked with tears, and he continued to scold,

"Why are other people's lives so good, Lao Tzu's life is so cheap, why, why?" After speaking, he picked up the bamboo basket on the ground and smashed it at the old man,

"Lao Tzu has been abolished, it has been abolished, it's useless, he's M, you go die, go die-"

The old man quickly got up from the ground and explained loudly,

"Old man, I just said that you should have it in your life, but I didn't say that you have it in reality, you have it in your life, you have it in your life-"

"Say it again—" The fat man saw the old man arguing, picked up a fist-sized rock on the ground and was about to smash it.

Frightened, the old man picked up the satchel on the ground, held it in his arms, squeaked, took advantage of the unpreparedness, turned around and got into the crowd, and ran away.

When the fat man saw that the old man had run away, he left the wooden sign and fell to the ground, so he picked it up, stepped on it, and smashed it with stones, and smashed it to pieces, but he was still angry.

Leng Banxian was blocked out of the crowd and couldn't see what was going on inside, but when he heard the noise, he knew that the old man was in a lot of trouble, so he thought I should leave quickly.

So he couldn't sit still, and got up, ready to clean up the table—

At this moment, suddenly a pair of big hands pressed his tablecloth, and he immediately looked up, and saw a big man eight feet tall, with his hands crossed on his waist, stout Huaiwu, angry eyes, fierce and vicious, standing in front of the stage like a squatting god statue.

Suddenly, a bad omen swept through the whole body.