Chapter 405 Hook male essence
The brothers and sisters were dumbfounded and speechless. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
But Goldfish Thirteen was obsessed and disdainfully said, "I don't believe it!"
The baby thought a lot, and couldn't help but say: "Goldfish Thirteen, it's your own business to believe or not." Your relationship has been recognized, and you should be considerate of everyone as well. MONOCULUS has been with me for many years, and I have never broken it by mistake, so you better take Prince Charming away!"
The goldfish thirteen was gray and slippery, and there was no stage to get off: "Just go! Prince Charming is mine; sisters, don't beat his idea." Prince Charming isn't safe here either, I'm not at ease. ”
The goldfish spirit was disgusted by Goldfish Thirteen's words and said, "Why are you talking so much nonsense?" Do you think everyone is like you, and you treat the ugly monster as Prince Charming?"
Goldfish Thirteen still wanted to say a few words, "Dad, I haven't seen Prince Charming a roe deer brain rat-billed rabbit, and I haven't seen him pick flowers, I don't believe it!"
"Are you stupid? Will the flower thief pick flowers in front of you? It will change, it will be invisible, it will sneak in, and no one will see it. Someday you'll find out. ”
Goldfish Thirteen was furious, shook his head, and flew away with Prince Charming. The brothers and sisters were talking. The baby was worried and said, "Children, in the future, I can't do anything to keep you safe." ”
Goldfish Er immediately thought of himself: "I'm still a virgin, what if the flower thief stealthily sneaks into my room?"
The conference room was in a panic for a moment, and said everything.
The goldfish essence was even more frightened, muttering, "No safety measures!" baby, you have to think of ways to keep the children safe. ”
Considering the interests of the entire big demon room, the baby asked: "Demon Eye, how to ensure the safety of the big demon room?"
The magic eye flew up, turned around, landed beside the baby, and observed with the magic eye: "The safety of the big magic room must be protected by monitoring equipment. ”
Goldfish Essence is worried: "In case the flower thief is discovered by the surveillance equipment, the baby kills it, won't the Goldfish Thirteen become a widow?"
MONOCULUS didn't react.
According to the situation reflected by the goldfish essence, the baby asked, "MONOCULUS, what should I do?"
The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said in an old-fashioned tone: "At present, no other flower thieves have been found to have entered the big demon house. Killing the roe brain, the rabbit means that Goldfish Thirteen is widowed, and Goldfish Thirteen will come back if he can't stay outside. ”
Goldfish Essence is still very worried: "What if Goldfish Thirteen can't find it?"
Honghong said, "My dad will use magic to retrieve her." ”
The baby still had questions, and looked at the magic eye: "How to install the monitoring equipment in the compound, I haven't installed it!"
The rectangular magic eye moved its body and flew into the air: "I'll install it now." In a flash, he flew out of the conference room.
The baby and the people present are attracted by the magic eye and hurriedly fly out of the conference room. The goldfish came to the baby and said, "Now it's all right, the children are safe." ”
The magic eye was in the air, sometimes high and sometimes low, and it circled along the big room and flew back to the baby: "The installation is complete." ”
The goldfish spirit looked closely, but there was nothing, and asked, "Where is it? Why can't you see it?"
MONOCULUS didn't react.
The baby knows that it is an invisible device, and ordinary people can't see it. The baby can only see with his yin eyes, and says, "I see, there are monitoring devices everywhere." ”
Honghong said, "I didn't see it either, and the big demon room is the same as before?"
Goldfish II didn't believe in installing the equipment: "Where is it? There is equipment, it should be seen." ”
The baby said, "Are you stupid? The monitoring equipment is invisible, do people dare to come when they see it?"
The rectangular magic eye moved its body, flew up in the air, and said very loudly, "I can only let you take a look, and you are not allowed to leak the news, and once Prince Charming knows, he will not dare to come." ”
The goldfish spirit wanted to say something, but the words came to his lips and he couldn't say it.
Honghong was eager to see what the monitoring equipment looked like, and said, "One glance is enough." ”
The rectangular magic eye moves its body and flies into the air: the monitoring around the big magic room is displayed, and it disappears in a few flashes. MONOCULUS spun around and returned to the baby.
The baby asked: "In addition to monitoring the flower thief, can the monitoring equipment monitor the hook male essence?"
Honghong smiled: "What is a hook man? It's the first time I've heard of it?"
Goldfish carefully understood that Director Hua was hooked by himself, but he couldn't tell the children.
Baby's explanation of Honghong's question: "The so-called hooking of male spirits refers to female goblins, who enter the man's bedroom late at night and seduce them.
Honghong asked, "Demon Eye, can the monitoring equipment monitor the hook male essence?"
The rectangular magic eye moved its body, spun around and said, "Not installed yet." ”
Considering various reasons, the baby asked: "Can it be installed, including all aspects of monitoring." ”
The rectangular magic eye flew into the air, circled along the big magic room, and came back and said, "The installation is complete." ”
Goldfish Er smiled: "Goldfish Eighteen, it's okay now, you don't need the magic eye to stealth to your room to protect it, as soon as the hook male spirit comes, it will be dealt with when the baby finds out." ”
Goldfish Eighteen had palpitations and said, "My heart is still not steady. ”
Remembering that today's meeting hadn't gotten to the point, Baby said, "Kids, let's go into the conference room." Baby beckoned into the conference room, sat down in the main seat, and said, "It's time to check on Goldfish Nineteen." ”
Goldfish Nineteen has been preparing for a long time, and he has thought about it, and thinks that it is no problem, so he comes to the baby generously.
Baby observed Goldfish Nineteen's expression and said, "It's time to check, are you ready?"
Goldfish Nineteen nodded and said, "Ready?"
With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic eye flew in from the compound, circled around the goldfish nineteen, radiating a strong golden light, carefully inspected, suddenly retracted, moved his body and said, "The goldfish nineteen is a man, but not a virgin?"
The goldfish muttered carefully: "Could it be that Goldfish Nineteen also has a problem?"
Baby asked, "Why?"
The rectangular magic eye moved his body and said in an old-fashioned tone: "The hook male spirit that Goldfish Nineteen met is the same person as Goldfish Eighteen. ”
Honghong was very depressed: "What do you mean, the wild dog elephant attacked two men at the same time." ”
The Demon Eye flew into the air, spun around, and flew back: "The wild dog elephant is a female goblin, and she is interested in the men she sees. Goldfish Eighteen and Goldfish Nineteen live in the same room, how can Goldfish Nineteen be spared?"
Goldfish Eighteen showed an incomprehensible expression and said: "Goldfish Nineteen, you can pretend, it turns out that the beauty has been with you a long time ago, and I am stupid to believe that you are pure." ”
Goldfish Nineteen was secretive and speechless.
The baby waved his hand and asked, "Magic Eye, is Goldfish Nineteen pregnant?"
"No, just an affair. ”
Goldfish Nineteen thought to himself, "Thank God, great!"
The baby knew that he was not pregnant, and the problem was basically solved, and said, "Goldfish Nineteen, congratulations!
Honghong looked around: "Goldfish Twenty, where is it?"
Twenty goldfish squatted in the crowd, grinding to his feet, his face black and blue, very ugly.
Baby asked, "Goldfish Twenty, are you not feeling well?"
"My stomach hurts, I don't know what's going on, I'm dying?"
The baby said, "Hurry up and let the magic eye check it, and Auntie will help you." Goldfish two, help goldfish twenty over. ”
Goldfish 2 lined up the crowd and came to Goldfish 20. Goldfish Twenty fell on the second shoulder of Goldfish, unable to move a step for a long time, and looked very sick.
The magic eye automatically bounced up, flew to the top of the goldfish twenty heads, shot a strong light from the magic eye, flashed a halo, scanned the whole body of the goldfish twenty, flew back to the baby and said: "The goldfish twenty is a woman, and the evil disease causes relapse pain."
Baby asked, "What is evil?"
The rectangular magic eye moved the body, and said in the tone of Mr. Feng Shui: "The so-called evil disease is that evil enters the body and causes illness. ”
The goldfish spirit knew that there were many kinds of evil when he thought of it, and asked, "What kind of evil enters the body?"
MONOCULUS does not react.
Honghong was very confused and asked, "Demon Eye, what evil is in the twenty goldfish?"
"Among women, there are male evils, and there are male evils in the belly of goldfish. ”
The baby was very interested and asked, "Can you see the male evil in the belly of the goldfish with the magic eye?"
"I can't see it, it's an invisible shadow, attached to the stomach, one will be big, the other will be small, and it will make the evil man miserable. ”
"How do I get rid of male evil?"
"You can only take it, and the operation is useless?"
"How to collect it, and with what to receive it?"
The rectangular magic eye moved its body, flew around and came back and said, "Collect it from below, use the magic eye to collect it." ”
"Did you take it?"
The brothers and sisters all opened their eyes wide to see how the magic eye was subdued.
The rectangular MONOCULUS flew into the air, spun around, and flew out of the conference room, followed by Twenty Goldfish. Everyone in the conference room was dumbfounded and flew out. Red red at the front. The baby didn't dare to slack off and followed closely.
The magic eye flew into the air, grabbed a white cloud to cover the goldfish twenty, the magic eye circled around the white cloud, and a golden light hand flew out of the demon eye, stretched into the white cloud, and immediately came the goldfish twenty frightened screams, after a while, the scream stopped, the white cloud flew away, and the golden light hand grabbed a pitch-black thing, and kept shaking.
Baby shouted, "MONOCULUS, what's that?"
The magic eye spun around, flew back to the baby and said, "This is a male evil, and he can only appear in the hands of the golden light." ”
Baby asked, "How's Goldfish Twenty?"
The magic eye moved, and the goldfish twenty descended from the air; his face was normal, and his stomach didn't hurt anymore, and he said: "The male evil grabbed my stomach and didn't want to come out, so the golden light hand lifted its evil spell and took it out smoothly." ”
The goldfish spirit flew over and asked, "What are you calling in the white clouds?"
"Dad, I'm scared! That evil man came out and wanted to go back. Jin Guang's hand clung to it, and it couldn't help it. ”
Baby asked, "Demon Eye, how to deal with male evil?"
MONOCULUS said: "This is a very tricky problem, as soon as the golden light is released, the male evil will soon return to the goldfish's belly." ”
Baby asked, "What is the male evil doing when he comes back to someone's belly?"
"Conceive and reproduce. ”
"What should I do?"
The rectangular MONOCULUS flew up and down, flying around in the air, very anxious, and even the goldfish spirit saw it and said, "The MONOCULUS is trying to figure out a way." The rectangular magic eye suddenly flew up to the baby and said, "There it is!"
"What's that?"
"Be a sun, put the male evil in the sun, and it will melt in a while. ”
"The sun is big, how?"
"Use magic to gather the sunshine of heaven and earth into a circle, put the male evil in the hand of the golden light, and it will soon dissolve; ”
Baby was skeptical: "Shall I do it?"
"Do it once, and you'll do it later. ”
The baby no longer argued: "With a wave of magic, search for sunlight in the sky, and after a while, wisps of sunlight appeared in the air and turned into a circle, and the sunlight became more and more, accumulating thicker and thicker in the circle, radiating strong light,
It was so hot that those present were sweating. The baby uses magic to raise the sun, and wisps of sunlight enter, and the light and heat become very intense. I can only go up further, just to the hand of the golden light, and the golden hand reaches into the sun with the red light of the sun,
There was a terrifying howl of the man's painful wail, and it took a while for the sound to stop. The golden light hand was taken out of the sun, and the demon was not seen fleeing. With a wave of magic, the sun disappears.
As soon as the magic eye was closed, the golden light hand was hidden. The baby beckoned the children into the conference room, sat down in the main seat, and said, "The goldfish twenty is finished, and there is still some time to have lunch." Now to the goldfish twenty-one; ”
Goldfish Twenty-One was worried about the favor, squeezed to the front and stood beside the baby, facing everyone and secretly wondering if there was a problem in the inspection, and he was not sure in his heart.
Baby saw that Goldfish Twenty-One was worried and asked, "Are you ready?"
Goldfish black-o'clock.
The baby waved his hand, the magic eye flew in from the compound, idled around, shot a strong light at the goldfish twenty-one, flashed a halo from the light, and circled along the goldfish twenty-one, and a minute later, the magic eye bounced down on the baby's side, saying, "Goldfish twenty-one is a pure virgin." ”
Goldfish Twenty-One's face showed a blush, which was red until the heel of his ears, and he bowed his head and said nothing.
The baby was very happy and smiled: "Goldfish twenty-one congratulations, you are still a virgin, go down." ”
The red brothers stared at Goldfish Twenty-One with their eyes, and Goldfish Twenty-one felt it, covered his face with his hands, and walked out of the crowd. Huang Huang was in a hurry and shouted: "Goldfish Twenty-One, I love you!"
Goldfish Twenty face is even redder, dare not look at Huang Huang, head lower.
Gu Gu saw that Goldfish Twenty-One was very shy and said, "Don't be embarrassed Goldfish Twenty-One, will you marry me?"
Goldfish Twenty-One shook his head, not daring to speak.
Ren Ren was also anxious, afraid that others would snatch the goldfish twenty-one away, and said: "I can't help it anymore, there are many women in the goldfish family, and there are few who are truly pure." Goldfish Twenty-One, don't lock the door, I'll come to you later!"
Goldfish Twenty-One lowered his head and shook his hand, not glancing.
Baby smiled: "It seems that virgins are the most popular, they haven't been checked before, and the red brothers have concerns." Now that I know my identity, some people are tempted. Goldfish Twenty-One, if you fancy anyone, tell your aunt, I will officiate the wedding for you, and together with the red and red, you can also get a brand new suite. Now it's goldfish twenty-two. Where are you? Come on?"
Twenty-two goldfish did not move, his whole body tensed, looked around, turned around and flew out of the conference room.
The baby was puzzled: "Honghong, call back the goldfish twenty-two." ”
The goldfish spirit scolded: "Something that has no interest! Why don't you just check it? If you want to slip away, how can you slip away?"
With a wave of magic, Honghong searched the compound, and Goldfish Twenty-Two flew to stand in front of the baby.