Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Ghost Is Scary
Pascal remembered that when Deborah was seriously injured in a jousting contest in the mountains, he once asked Olivia: why were they all right, but they turned out to be wrong? Olivia couldn't answer at the time, and he didn't think of an answer, but now he finally had an explanation—perhaps because the rules were wrong in the first place. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Do you have any plans?" asked Deborah, seeing that Pascal was about to stop talking.
Pascal was afraid that Deborah would misunderstand her as an outsider, so he hurriedly said, "It's not that I won't tell you, but ...... I'm afraid you'll laugh at ......"
"Joke?" Deborah furrowed, not knowing what he could do.
"I'm going to scare them by playing ghosts!"
Deborah was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but smile, heard Pascal shake his head and sigh, and hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, I—I don't think this idea is funny...... It's just that I didn't expect Pascal to come up with such a method as old-fashioned and old-fashioned. ”
"Alas, I don't want to, but I can't always fight openly and openly bully others. "There is another reason why Pascal insists on taking back the downstairs, and that is that he somehow regards Fontainebleau as a symbol, and if it is so unpleasant or even taken away from him in the first place, he feels very unlucky, as if Fontainebleau is not destined to end well.
Deborah bit her lip and couldn't help laughing: "That'...... Have you figured out how to pretend to be a ghost to scare them?"
"We dressed up and ran to the window to scare them when they went to bed at night, not two nights a night, two nights three nights...... There is always a day when you are scared!" Pascal looked at the footsteps of the wooden nerd and others, and they didn't seem to have a stunt, and the Tao was deep, and his gestures were inevitably revealed, like a jade unicorn walking his body almost fluttering lightly from the ground, and it was estimated that the soles of his feet were not covered with dust.
"Do you want my help? In the story, female ghosts often appear to scare people!"
"This ...... Then don't tell anyone about it!"
"Don't worry, don't say, don't say. Deborah smiled, she didn't expect Pascal to be so childish.
Pascal rarely saw Deborah smile so heartily, and just wanted to take the opportunity to talk about the martial arts competition in the mountains, but after thinking about it, it was better to forget it, it was rare to make her smile, and don't let her feel heavy again.
That night, the two quietly met on the boulevard, and Pascal was dressed in black as usual, but Deborah was carefully prepared: a garnet-red floor-length dress, her hair was draped behind her back, her face was as white as the moonlight, her eyes were black, and her lips were as red as blood. Pascal was frightened at the first sight of the paper knife.
Seeing Pascal's reaction, Deborah obviously had some effect on this costume, and smiled and snatched the paper knife: "Paper magic is your unique skill, or hide all the pages behind the holly, don't show your feet carelessly." ”
"It makes sense, it makes sense. When Deborah saw Pascal agree, she helped him shake out the pages and stuff them behind the holly, counted the first holly from Luci's head and wrote it down, and then said, "Your dress is too unprofessional, I'll help you put on makeup!"
"What is this?"
"It's the green dye I painted, and when the demons and monsters appear on TV, aren't their faces all green?"
"That's right, rub more, if there is any red, come to me. ”
"Yes, yes!" Deborah carried all the seven colors of dye on her body, and rubbed it vigorously for Pascal, and when she thought it was funny, she picked up her paintbrush and dotted red and drew two lines under her eyes, and when she looked in the mirror, she almost didn't recognize it at first glance, and couldn't help but giggle: "This is the statement I thought of!" We are a pair of ghost mandarin ducks, you are a mason who was mistakenly buried in the building when building a small building, and I am a thin-life woman who was abandoned by people from the beginning to the end, the small building just jumped off the top, the two of us died unexpectedly, and the ghost of the resentment is difficult to dissipate, so I made a pair of ghost mandarin ducks in the small building, focusing on harming people for fun. You can dress up as a flying ghost in black, and I have a white dress under my red skirt that can change around to scare them. ”
Pascal gave a thumbs up, then frowned: "You said that we are so professional, will we frighten them and kill people?"
"No...... No, they are also people who have studied magic, even if they are timid, their physique is still much stronger than ordinary people. ”
"That's good, let's keep it, don't show it at the beginning!" Pascal raised his hand, and a dark shadow rose from the ground to wrap around the two of them, "Fontainebleau, the ghost is coming-"
A few people from the reading club in Fontainebleau were sitting in a circle and were happily barbecuing and eating wine: "I didn't expect our reading club to have today, sure enough, my Catherine has an extraordinary vision! Why hasn't that nerd come out for a long time, bald, you go and call him, otherwise the barbecue will be eaten up by you!"
"How many times have I said it, I'm called bald, not bald!"
"Aren't they all the same?"
"How can it be the same? Bald people are born and can't be children, and bald heads are their own willing. The bald head said this, his eyes staring directly at the barbecue, where he was willing to move his buttocks.
It turned out that the nerd had been rushed to the bath by Catherine, and it was the third time that he had a bad smell on him, and he was not worthy of such a beautiful resort as Fontainebleau.
"If you lose the lottery, you have to take a shower three times a day, and if you win, you still have to take a shower three times a day, alas, my life is so miserable—ah!" The wooden nerd rubbed his body and was about to walk out, when he suddenly saw a red shadow flashing outside, he almost screamed, and quickly patted his chest to suppress the shock, and said that Catherine was afraid that he would be lazy, so he hurriedly went back and rushed up and down again, and then shook his head and came out.
The bald man saw the nerd come out and asked, "Idiot, this Fontainebleau was made by them, do you want to change it?"
"Why should we change such a poetic name?"
"That's right, you brag about how many books you've read all day long, why didn't you think of such a beautiful name?"
"How did we have our own den before?" said the nerd and took the barbecue handed by Catherine, "I said that I took a serious bath, so I will naturally take a serious bath, and you still don't worry, and you still peek?"
"Peeking, peeking at what, peeking at you taking a shower?"
"Why wasn't that person you just now?"
"Who?"
"Don't pretend, who else is wearing a red dress but you?"
"Stupid, she's been here just now, and besides, although Catherine is a bit of a man, she is a woman after all, how can she peek at you taking a bath. ”
"Ahh
"Shut up!" Catherine grabbed a skewer of barbecue and stuffed it into the nerd's mouth, "I don't believe that there are any ghosts or monsters in the world, maybe you are dazzled!
"Yes, yes, the ancient books say that looking up is worthy of the sky, and looking down on the earth, have we ever done anything bad in our lives, what demons and monsters are we afraid of, Catherine, don't you say?"
"This ...... Eat yours!" the nerd had just pulled out the skewers when Catherine grabbed them and shoved them in.
"Haha, stupid, I think you want to scare us!" The bald head said and reached out to pull the meat skewers in the nerd's mouth, but was slapped away by Catherine, chirped his lips, and licked his fingers one by one: "Don't worry, my bald head is bigger than my head, and I am known as the unparallel......ed in the world! I can't ask for a bald head, maybe I will fall down ...... all at once."
The wooden nerd and his party listened to the bald braggadocio and laughed, where they were chewing slowly and enjoying the taste of barbecue, and were slapped on the forehead by Catherine: "Have you finished eating...... You have to clean up before you finish eating!" several people were urged to clean up.
The bald head cried and said with a sad face: "Don't they all say that women are diligent, why don't you women do more and don't do less, don't do it at all! Alas, do you still have the face to call women?"
"Don't you call a woman, you call a man?"
Pascal was lying outside with Deborah at this time, and he couldn't help but laugh when he heard this: "Go and cut off the electricity in the small building first!" Deborah nodded and walked quietly behind Pascal.
The wooden nerd in the small building muttered back to his room, and as soon as he took off his T-shirt, he saw Catherine swooping in, and exclaimed in fright: "Ah-"
"Idiot, what's the matter, you saw the ghost in red again?" someone shouted outside.
"No, it's nothing, I was shocked when I saw that this bed was so big!" The wooden nerd lowered his voice, "Catherine, what are you doing here? Could it be that you can't help but confess to me at last? This bed is so big, it sleeps two people......"
"Sleep on your head!" Catherine slapped the nerd on the forehead again, looked sneakily left and right, and whispered, "I have something to come to you." ”
"It's not to confess to me, what is it at the middle of the night?"
"You just said that you haven't done anything wrong, so you don't have to be afraid of demons and monsters?"
"Yes, the ancient books say that people who have not done anything bad will naturally have a righteous qi gushing out of their bodies, and the ghosts will be knocked out with a bang when they get close!
"What if you do something wrong?"
The wooden nerd said seriously: "Catherine, it is not a shame to come to my room in the middle of the night to confess to me!"
"Idiot, I mean daytime! I remember when I asked you to draw the east one, it's actually because I secretly saw the length of the two sticks!"
"Ah, Catherine, how can you do such a thing, sin and sin!
"Don't talk nonsense, what the hell, it's probably a power outage!"
"I didn't say hell, you're fooling...... Oops!"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Catherine jumped onto the bed, "Idiot, you keep the door...... No, stay by the bedside!"
"Why, you're not going back to your room?"
"Idiot, are you cursing me to death? I don't know that in horror movies, people will **** as soon as they are separated...... Did you hear anything, dumbfounded...... Son, you you, you you...... Behind—"
"Catherine, you, you, you...... Beside him—"
"Ahh
"Ahh
The wooden nerd turned around and saw a woman in red with blood and tears, her long nails scratching at herself, whimpering in her ears, and she fell straight to the ground with a scream. Catherine was still cowering back when she heard the window shake, and turned her head to see a green head hanging there, almost hitting her in the face, and her body fell to the ground.
It was probably because the two of them had a preconceived idea that they were so easily frightened and fainted, and Pascal and Deborah were surprised and clapped their hands in celebration. As Deborah still whimpered quietly, Pascal's big sleeves fluttered in the breeze, wrapped the two of them and went upstairs, followed by a scream that tore through the night sky. Needless to say, the bald head that boasts of iron courage is unparalleled in the world, when I saw the miserable white head of the female ghost in white, there was a green and shiny head on her head, and she jumped out through the window before she had time to lift her pants, and screamed when she landed.
"I'm so lonely, stay with me—" Deborah crouched against the window, clenching her throat as if crying.
"I'm not alone, I'm not a good person, I like men, you can find a nerd-" The bald head jumped and jumped, screaming all the way away, "There are ghosts, there are ghosts, there are - oops, ghosts hitting the wall? Mom, help-"
Deborah pressed the edge of the window to see the bald headless fly flying like a fly, and couldn't help but laugh so much, probably never so happy since she was born. Pascal watched quietly, as if admiring a painting, and Deborah noticed that Pascal was looking at her, and then remembered that his face was still ghostly, and quickly took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and wiped it.
Pascal also noticed the gaffe, turned around and couldn't help but secretly look, although Deborah's facial features were not beautiful, but her body was delicate, like a slender flower branch bent by dew, and she couldn't help but win the meaning of pity and pity at first sight. "Will we be punished for doing this?" Pascal had never teased anyone, and he was terrified as if he had done something bad for the first time.
"No...... No way...... We're not killing people and setting fires, and besides, you've heard it, they were the ones who cheated first. ”
"That's good. In fact, Pascal comforted himself in the same way, but he just wanted to hear Deborah say it again to make himself feel at ease.
After the two washed up, they tiptoed out of the small building, and did not forget to push the electric switch up, and trotted back to the holly bush. Pascal plunged in: "Hey, why is it gone?"
Deborah was stunned for a moment, and began to count from the west: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, yes, it's this one, how could it be gone? Could it be ......" When she thought of playing tricks on the wooden nerd and the others just now, there might be a flickering shadow behind her to tease them, and a chill suddenly swished on her back, and she blinked and scattered all over her body.
Pascal also gasped: "How can you disappear out of thin air when you have the pages here?" Standing side by side with Deborah, looking at the holly bushes, looking at each other, there was a look of horror in the other party's eyes.
"Are you looking for this?" Suddenly, a cold voice sounded from behind the two of them.