I looked down and found three red marks the size of rice bowls on the ground, I squatted on one of them, touched them with my hand, sniffed them again, looked up and asked, "This looks like cinnabar." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Old Xu's eyes widened, and his mouth was wide open, and after a while, he stammered: "You... How do you know that?"

"I've read some Taoist books and read a lot of supernatural novels, so I know a little bit about it. I said proudly.

"Then let me ask you: I put seven charms on the roof and three cinnabar bricks on the ground, what is the point of that?" asked me the old Xu Tou.

I shook my head, indicating I didn't know.

Old Xu Tou smiled and said disdainfully: "You, you have read a few novels and turned a few pages of Taoist books, but you only know a little bit of skin." I tell you: There is a soul in a person's body, and there are three souls, one is the heavenly soul, the second is the earth soul, and the third is the life soul. There are seven spirits, one is the sky, two are the wisdom, three are the qi, four are the force, five are the center, six are the essence, and the seven are the Ying. When a person dies, his soul is gone. But some people are dead, and some souls remain in their bodies and do not want to dissipate, and if this happens, it will form a corpse. ”

"Oh, I see, you put seven charms on the roof and three cinnabar bricks on the ground, this is to subdue and drive away the three souls and seven spirits. I interjected.

"That's right. You see, the seven charms on my roof and the three cinnabar bricks on the ground are not casually pasted or inlaid casually, but I have set up a demon exorcism array. Old Xu touched his chin and said proudly.

"Ah!" I deliberately pretended to admire, and gave a thumbs up to Lao Xu's head and said, "You are really a man of God." ”

Since Lao Xu Tou has set up a ghost exorcism array, I am sitting in this formation, and I am naturally not afraid of the ghost of the headless male corpse attached to me. So, I begged, "Uncle Xu, please save me." ”

"Hmph, I know if you don't say it, it's that guy's ghost that has possessed you, right?" asked Old Xu Tou faintly.

"Yes. The night before, I fell for the guy and he asked me to pluck one of his chest hairs, and he made me blow and talk to them, and that chest hair turned into a worm and got through my big fingers. I said mournfully.

"Where did you get in?" asked Old Xu.

I stretched out my right hand, pointed at the big mu, and said, "This is from here." Now, this ghost still speaks in my stomach, and he knows my every move. I said sadly.

Lao Xu nodded and said he understood. He frowned, thought for a while, sighed and said, "I have a way to get this yin spirit out of your body, but ......"

As soon as I heard that Lao Xu Tou had a way to get the Yin Soul out, I stopped talking, and thought to myself: Could it be that Old Xu Tou wants to ask me for a reward and take the opportunity to knock on my bamboo pole? So, I said, "Uncle Xu, as long as you can save me, no matter what conditions you put forward, I can agree." ”

"!" Old Xu Tou glared at me and said, "Speak reliably, don't talk big." ”

"Uncle Xu, what I said is sincere. I said sincerely.

"Can you agree to any conditions I make?" asked Lao Xu in a gloomy voice.

"Of course. I replied categorically.

"You kid is too categorical to leave no room for it. Okay, then I'll let you marry Qu Hui, can you agree?" asked Lao Xu Tou, looking at me.

"Qu Hui she... She has a husband, how can I marry her?" I never dreamed that Lao Xu Tou would make such a nonsensical request.

"Although Qu Hui now has a husband, as long as she is divorced, won't she have no husband? I heard that now the divorce by agreement only costs a few yuan for a photocopying fee, and it can be done in ten minutes. To put it bluntly, isn't it just to get a piece of paper? Lao Xu Tou said lightly that in his eyes, divorce is simpler than buying vegetables in the vegetable market.

"Uncle Xu, Qu Hui and Liu Xiong are a very happy couple, why do you want them to divorce?" I blocked the mouth of the old Xu Tou.

"Hmph, who said they had a good relationship?" asked Old Xu, glaring at me.

"I heard Liu Xiong say, he said that he and Qu Hui are as good as a person. I exaggerated.

"Fuck your shit!" scolded Old Xu with a wide eyebrow.

"You... Don't swear, I'm telling the truth. "I've grown so big, and no one has ever abused me to my face, which hurts my pride so much.

"It's polite to scold you, if you fart again, Lao Tzu will beat you away with a stick!" said Lao Xu Tou angrily.

I saw that Lao Xu Tou was really angry, so I hurriedly lowered my head and said, "I... I made a mistake and apologize to you. "To be honest, if I hadn't asked Lao Xu Tou for advice, I would have slapped my ass and left. However, I have a request for Lao Xutou, don't scold, even if I beat him with a stick, I will also rely on it.

"Let me ask you again: If Qu Hui is divorced, are you willing to marry her?" asked Old Xu Tou aggressively.

As soon as I heard it, it was over. I can't agree to Lao Xutou's condition. If I agreed, Lao Xu Tou would immediately tell Qu Hui, and when Qu Hui heard it, she fell into her arms, and maybe immediately proposed to divorce Liu Xiong. In doing so, I was ruined. Besides, I am now in love with Miao Siyu, how can I still marry Qu Hui.

If I didn't agree to this condition of Old Xu Tou, he wouldn't tell me the way to get rid of the Yin Spirit.

What should I do? For a moment, I was in a dilemma.

I thought nervously, thinking: I must think of a foolproof plan, so I must stabilize Lao Xu's head first. Suddenly, an idea came to me. Then he said to the old Xu Tou: "Uncle Xu, when I had lunch with Qu Hui at noon today, I saw that she was nauseous, and you said: Will she be pregnant?"

In fact, when Qu Hui ate lunch, not only was he not nauseous, but he also ate deliciously.

I thought to myself: Implying that Qu Hui is pregnant will make Lao Xu Tou dispel the idea of letting me marry Qu Hui.

Sure enough, it worked. When Lao Xu heard this, he hurriedly asked, "Did Qu Hui vomit badly?"

I added fuel and vinegar and said, "I vomited three times in one meal, and even bitter bile water came out." In the end, the net vomit is green water. ”

"Is it?" Old Xu Tou pondered for a while, and said to himself: "Eighty percent is pregnant." ”

Lao Xu Tou sighed and said wistfully: "If Qu Hui is pregnant, it is not suitable for divorce." Lucky boy, I'm not going to force you. Qu Hui is really, why did she get pregnant as soon as she got married?"

I hid the joy in my heart, looked at Lao Xutou, and thought: If you old guy wants to fight with me, I'm afraid it's still a fire. I'm not a bully.