In the evening, the tavern is as hot as ever, and the smell of wine fills the air, clinking glasses from time to time, and everyone from mercenaries to farmers relaxes their mood for the day. At this time www.biquge.info everyone was quiet, listening to a bard talking there.

"Our protagonist Rex smiled coldly, 'Ant-like people dare to calculate me?' you're done, you'll regret what you did today!'" The bard said impassionedly, and most of the people in the tavern listened attentively, and this is undoubtedly the climax of the plot. Only a man in a white robe in the corner sneered again and again.

"The enemy laughed, 'You lowly person, it seems that no one has taught you what power is for a long time! Eat me a move, forbidden spell? Frozen for 100 million miles! The people on the side were shocked, this person actually used 100 million miles of ice? Even the Holy Demon Master can't use it, this kind of strong man has not appeared for thousands of years, this person must be finished. ”

"Heh, the onlookers weren't frozen to death by the ice of hundreds of millions of miles?" the man in white in the corner said coldly, and the tavern couldn't help laughing.

"What do you know?" glared the bard, "the mystery of true magic, which can be sent and received by the heart, and the scope can be controlled as you like. Between the common people and the protagonist, it happens to be the border of 100 million miles of ice, the people are on this side, and the 100 million miles of ice is pushed from the border to the other side, pushing hundreds of millions of miles, what's the problem?"

The tavern fell silent, and everyone seemed to agree with him, but the man in white smiled but did not answer. The bard glared at him again: "Sometimes you can't talk nonsense, you must first be learned." Otherwise, it will only make people laugh. Hmph!"

"Let's move on," said the bard, "and the protagonist jumped lightly, and flashed to the side of the common people. The people were shocked, he actually dodged it? Then the protagonist Rex roared, the sky and the earth changed color, the dark clouds rolled, he just punched plainly, and the other party felt the strong wind blowing in his face, which seemed to be more fierce than any forbidden spell. ”

"The people who were watching were shocked, 'It is actually the grandfather of the grandfather of the legendary creator of the creation of the creation god, the grandfather of the grandfather of the creation god, the strongest divine fist used!

Inside the tavern: "......"

"The enemy fell, with an incredible look in his eyes, a little downcast...... Cough...... Alcoholic, he usually just likes to drink in taverns, and he doesn't have any achievements to be proud of, why is this man so strong?" the bard was passionate.

This sentence has obviously been recognized by a lot in the tavern, and everyone seems to think that this protagonist is himself.

"Our protagonist sneered at the corpse of the enemy 'This is what happens to you despising me, hahahaha'!" The bard suddenly changed his tone, "but it's not over yet, soon, the enemy's father is here!"

He hugged his son's corpse and cried, and suddenly looked angrily at the protagonist, 'You lowly person...... (N omitted)...... Eat me with a move, super forbidden spells, hundreds of millions of miles of ice!' The people on the side were shocked...... (N omitted)...... His father fell, with an incredulous look in his eyes...... (N omitted)...... The protagonist sneered, 'This is what happened to your son despising me!'"

"But the matter is not over, the enemy's grandfather is coming...... Eat me with one move, super super forbidden spell? Hundreds of millions of miles of ice! The people on the side were shocked...... Grandpa fell...... The protagonist sneered, 'This is what happens to your grandson who despises me'"

"But the matter is not over, the enemy family is here...... Eat me a trick and unite the super forbidden spell The whole continent is frozen! The common people are horrified!" The bard seemed to suddenly remember something, and hurriedly followed, "Ahem, it is the frozen ice of a few people left on the whole continent! The common people are shocked...... The whole family fell...... The protagonist sneered, 'This is what happened to one of you's grandson despising me!'"

"But it's not over yet......"

"It's not over yet?" the man in white said, "There are only a few ordinary people in the whole continent, what is left?"

"Hehe, what do you know?" the bard sneered, "In my people, there is also the divine realm, and this battle has already alarmed the gods. The white light fell from the sky, and one by one the gods descended to earth, and when they saw the protagonist, he shouted, 'You actually killed the person I sheltered, and ate me, and the gods cursed......?

"Can't make up a few tricks anymore and start making up words?" the voice in the corner sounded again.

The bard ignored it and forcibly explained: "The people are horrified, but it is actually ...... God fell, and killed God...... The protagonist sneered, 'This is what happened to a certain grandson under your protection who despised me!'"

"God in God appeared...... God on God, God on God......" The bard spat and told everyone about a grand world, a world so big that half a mortal could not imagine in this life.

"Finally, our protagonist is completely invincible, invincible! Hahaha!" There was a sensation in the tavern, and everyone was very excited and chattered.

"It's a fart!" the man in white in the corner suddenly snapped up, and the tavern fell silent for a moment. This scene is not uncommon, and people who mix taverns all year round understand that it is most likely a bard smashing the field. In order to stay in a tavern, each bard usually uses some means, the simplest of course, is to scold the other party in a public situation, and even hide his face and flee. This is usually everyone's favorite part of the scene.

"Huh, what? this is my story," the bard replied calmly, "This happened in the Otherworldly Continent, and although it is similar to ours, it is not exactly the same. Anything can happen, only your humble mind can't imagine it. ”

"Hahaha!" the man in white laughed, "Do you think I'm going to fight you in the world you've set up? It's meaningless, I want to ask, what spirit are you trying to express by telling this story here? As a bard, you have the accusation of spreading light and peace, what is the light you are spreading?"

"Of course!" replied the bard, "I am talking about the indomitable spirit of the protagonist, who, through constant efforts, finally learned the rank of god and became invincible in the world. ”

"You mean, you are teaching everyone present to work hard and develop towards the invincible world, right?" asked the man in white.

"Of course! Only the world is invincible, then there will be no one to order him, no one will threaten him, the whole world will be subjugated to his feet, the supreme power, of course everyone should pursue it!"

"Fart!"

"Give me a little respect!" the bard frowned and retorted.

"What is invincible in the world? There is only one person in the world who can become invincible in the world, and all the others who pursue the invincible in the world will either die at the hands of the invincible in the world, or eventually give up the pursuit of invincible in the world. The survival rate is only 1%. Today, the average life expectancy in China is 60 years old, and more than 50% of ordinary people can live to be more than 70 years old. They have no power, and a large group of people can command them, but at least they can be fed and clothed every day. And you train crazy for the sake of being invincible, and then you frantically challenge other people who are invincible for the world, and you only have a 1% or less chance of surviving? And you teach others to be invincible in the world? Are you killing someone?" the man in white pointed at the other person's nose.

The bard forcibly justified: "Life is too short, and it is worth dying for the sake of being invincible in the world." No matter how long an ignorant farmer lives, it doesn't make much sense!"

"Joke! You're in your thirties yourself, can you beat the ignorant farmer? You yourself can only rely on one mouth to blow nonsense, and actually encourage others to become invincible in the world?"

The bard instantly sweated on his forehead: "You, you ......"

"Hmph, if you train hard for twenty or thirty years to be invincible in the world, you will never lose confidence in beating farmers. You hypocrite full of lies, your story is just an adaptation of the famous novel "The Legend of Rex", in which there is no real excellence, but only the scene of the protagonist's battle is excerpted. The man in white gushed.

"Originally, the enemy said, 'You are a lowly nobleman,' and you changed it to a lowly person in order to cater to the drunkards here. Originally, when you fell, you said that "a down-and-out nobleman can actually ......", but when you came to you, it was directly changed to "a down-and-out drunkard"? You not only plagiarized other people's novels, but also tampered with them without authorization. I really want to ask, do you have the blood of the beast clan Kodo, your skin is thicker than their hooves!"

"You, you, you ......" The bard blushed, and suddenly thought about it, it is estimated that no one here has seen "The Biography of Rex", so he should be able to mess around for a while, and immediately straightened up again, "You just fart!" "The Biography of Rex" was originally written by me, and I have never changed anything. It's ridiculous that you're so senselessly slandered. ”

"Hehe, okay, then, can you win against the farmer?" the man in white turned the topic back again, "There should be a lot of farmers here, why don't you try it on the spot?" As he spoke, many of the farmers really rolled up their sleeves, their thick arms and calloused hands, and the bard was secretly shocked in his heart.

"I ......"

The man in white had already continued: "Originally, "The Legend of Rex was just a novel for the nobles to read, just for entertainment. If you tamper with it like this, even the entertainment will be gone. Many of the people present have considerable experience, and many mercenaries often go in and out of treacherous places, licking blood with swords. Do you really think that only such stories can arouse the pleasure of your hearts, and that only such bards are worthy of your prize tips?"

There was a lot of discussion in the tavern for a while, and for a long time, the drunkards who have been similar to jokes here have obviously not been able to change their minds in a few words, but at least they have caused a lot of shock. The bard was already at a loss.

"Who are you, show your badge!" enraged the bard, the badge was a testament to each registered minstrel with their own name on it. You must wear it every time you give a public speech, which is also responsible for your own speech. However, the other party was just listening, so there was no need to wear it.

"It doesn't matter who I am!" replied the man in white, "and you change the subject, in itself to avoid my topic!

"That's right!" an old man on the side stood up directly, rolled up his sleeves, "Hehe! What does that Liangchen Ritian Fist you are talking about look like? ”

"Don't, don't ......," the bard involuntarily took a step back, and could only reply, "as soon as my joke is entertaining, everyone will be happy." Don't take it too seriously. ”

"Since it's for pleasure," the man in white laughed, "why don't you tell a yellow joke?"

"You, you ......"

"Everyone said, do you want to hear the yellow joke, or do you want to hear the legend of Rex?" asked the man in white. There was a sudden coaxing in the tavern: "Huang Duanzi, we want to listen to Huang Duan!"

"You, you ......" the bard was speechless.

"As a bard, you have to be eloquent first, and you're still a stammer. How can you be a bard!" The man in white waved his hand, "Don't you want me to go?" There was another commotion in the tavern, and the atmosphere was much more enthusiastic when watching the scolding battle.

"Okay, you wait!" said the bard, blushing, turned around and ran out of the tavern. However, the defeated person, no one would pay attention to him, and everyone suddenly focused their eyes on the new man in white. The man's outfit was undoubtedly a bard's attire, but he didn't wear a badge.

"Come on, buddy, tell us a yellow joke!" there was a burst of laughter in the tavern, and everyone's expressions were evil.

The man in white just smiled: "I'm sorry, I didn't bring a badge today." According to the regulations, you can't speak in public, I just watched the person in front of me fart all over his mouth, and I couldn't help but squirt him away. ”

"Alas!" there was a sudden sound of disappointment in the tavern, but it was not convenient to force it.

The man in white then reassured: "It's not too early, next time! The next time I have a chance, I will definitely tell you a magnificent ...... Yellow jokes. ”

"Hahaha!" There was a burst of laughter in the tavern, and many people picked up their glasses and shook their glasses at him, expressing great anticipation.

The bartender took a silver coin and handed it to the man in white: "This was originally the tip of the person just now, and now I will give it to you." ”

"Thank you. The man in white took it calmly and put it in his pocket.

"Ready to stay on site? Our tavern welcomes talented minstrels. "A warm invitation from the bartender.

"No, I'm a wandering bard. The man in white just shook his head, "I'll leave tomorrow, or I won't risk offending the local bard." ”

"I see," the bartender laughed, "and I want to say that the man who has known a lot of nobles here just now, and it is no good to offend him." It seems that it is not necessary now. But it's a shame that your level is so high that you can't stay permanently. ”

The man in white just shook his head: "Don't think I'm so high, in fact, he said it well." It's a good fit for these people in the tavern, but I'm just short of money, and I happen to be leaving tomorrow, so I jumped out. From a certain point of view, in fact, I was not kind, and jumped out to rob others of the money for a meal. However, the bards compete for the tavern, and everyone has to eat, and I can't help it. ”

The bartender was a little dazed and seemed to have trouble understanding what he was saying.

"Don't you understand? If you don't understand, at least you can listen to Rex for quite a long time. The man in white turned around with a smile and walked towards the door, "Bye-bye!"

"Bard, at least you should leave your name. The bartender hurriedly asked.

As if he hadn't heard, the man in white pushed the door open and disappeared into the night.