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Unexpectedly, a year later, the "living mute" suddenly returned, and it was puzzling that when the "living mute" returned to the village, he was holding a newborn baby girl in his arms.

The baby girl was also strange, with a pimple on her face, like the skin of a toad. What's even stranger is that when the girl grows up, she walks on two legs like a human during the day, but when it gets dark, she crawls on all fours like a toad.

The villagers gave the girl a nickname: "Toad Girl".

"Ahh

The villagers speculated that after the mute man entered the cave, he was taken by the toad spirit, so they did not kill him. The toad spirit and the living mute had sex together and gave birth to this toad girl. Uncle Xu said.

"Ahh I'm a little bit less convinced, though. I said confusedly.

"No one can say whether this is true or not, but from now on, the living mute can go into the cave once a month to collect medicine. This living mute has a good heart, and every month when he enters the cave, he will bring the villagers with him. As a result, the villagers took advantage of the opportunity to enter the cave once a month to pick a lot of medicinal herbs. As a result, more than a dozen families in this village have become rich. In order to thank this toad spirit, the villagers changed the name of the village to Toad Village. ”

"Uncle Xu, I see, you want this dumb man to take us into the cave and find the other half of the picture, right?" I said smartly.

"You're half right. Uncle Xu smiled.

I asked, confused, "What's that half?"

"Xiao Zhang, I haven't finished my sentence yet. This living mute can enter the hole once a month, however, the toad girl is different, she can enter the hole whenever and wherever she wants. Uncle Xu uncovered the mystery.

"Ahh

"I guess the toad girl is sixteen years old. Xiao Zhang, think about it: The living dumb can only enter the cave once a month, can it meet our needs to visit the tomb? Obviously not. So, I want the toad girl to take us into the hole. Uncle Xu grinned.

I said eagerly: "Uncle Xu, since someone has taken us into the toad cave, let's hurry up." ”

"Xiao Zhang, this time I can't just go to the map, I have to find a few helpers. Uncle Xu beckoned to his wife and explained, "You go and call the dog's nose and the fart bug." ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help laughing and said, "Uncle Xu, you are so funny, why did you find these two strange things?"

"Xiao Zhang, these two people are unusual. Let me tell you: the dog nose has a special function, not only can smell the smell of the ancient tomb, but also smell the smell of ghosts, with him, we can avoid danger in advance and find the treasure as soon as possible. As for that fart bug, although he likes to spank farts, his strength is surprisingly great, and he is worthy of a good horse. In the future, we will have to rely on him to carry all our instruments and food. Uncle Xu introduced.

"Wow! I didn't think there were such capable people in your village. I said admiringly.

"Well, it's better to find another helper with an active head and a bit of cleverness. Uncle Xu frowned and said.

I thought about it for a while and said, "Uncle Xu, I recommend a person, this person not only has a good brain, but also is good at improvisation, and is a rare good helper." ”

"Okay, wow, you let him come, let's prepare, and strive to leave tomorrow. Uncle Xu said happily.

I immediately called the thin monkey: "Hey, you hurry up to Uncle Xu's house in Xujiawan." ”

I had just finished calling the skinny monkey when the fart bugs and the dog's nose came.

As soon as the dog nose entered the door, he shrugged his nose and asked, "Uncle Xu, this distinguished guest of your family seems to have just come out of the ancient tomb." ”

When I heard this, I was startled and thought: Mom, this guy's nose is so smart, it's like a precision instrument.

"Haha... Dog nose, do you want to show off your skills in front of the guests?" Uncle Xu asked with a smile.

......As soon as the fart bug entered the house, it released a series of stinky farts.

"Haha... Fart worm, do you want to show off too?" Uncle Xu asked with a frown.

"I... I really can't hold it back, otherwise, I wouldn't have farted in front of the guests. The spanking blushed and argued.

"You two bring a few changes of clothes and come with me to rob the tomb. If something is stolen, each person will get a share. If you can't steal it, you will be paid 100 yuan per person per day. Uncle Xu said.

"Good Luo!" said Butt Bug and Dognose in unison.

The thin monkey came in a hurry, and as soon as he entered the door, he asked, "Brother Zhang, are you okay?"

"I'm so good. I replied inexplicably.

"Brother Zhang, I saw that you were in a hurry to let me come, and I thought something had happened to you. The thin monkey looked at me and said reassuringly, "It's okay." ”

I reproached unhappily: "Thin monkey, why didn't you even say hello when you saw Uncle Xu?"

The thin monkey hurriedly bowed to Uncle Xu and said apologetically: "Uncle Xu, I was just thinking about Brother Zhang just now, and I forgot to say hello to you, please bear with me." ”

"No courtesy, sit down. Uncle Xu greeted.

I said to the skinny monkey, "I want you to go with you to rob the tomb, it's a big deal." ”

When the thin monkey heard that it was a big deal, he hurriedly said: "Brother Zhang, even if it is a small deal, as long as Brother Zhang is called, I will be on call." ”

Early the next morning, the five of us set off.

The fart worm is as strong as a cow, and he carries a burden weighing more than eighty pounds and a large backpack. Wandering around like a park.

The dog's nose was carrying a small backpack, and he was out of breath after walking for about ten miles.

The skinny monkey was also carrying a small backpack, and as soon as he hit the road, he muttered a few words in the ear of the ass bug. Without saying a word, the spanking worm took the skinny monkey's small backpack. In this way, the thin monkey was sharp, and he hummed a little song as he walked, and he had a leisurely and complacent expression.

Uncle Xu is old, so naturally he can't let the old man carry things.

As for me, I also carried a small backpack, which contained sophisticated exploration instruments, which I was afraid of breaking, so it was more reassuring to carry them myself.

"Brother Zhang, I'll help you carry it. Skinny Monkey said.

"Well, I'm not worried about letting you carry it. "I excused myself.

Uncle Xu whispered to me: "Xiao Zhang, this thin monkey is really slippery, you see, you won't lose anything." ”

I secretly asked the skinny monkey, "What benefits did you give the fart bug to make him willing to pack something for you?"

"Brother Zhang, I inquired clearly, the fart worm is twenty-five years old, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend. I said to him: After robbing the tomb this time, I will give him a daughter-in-law. Skinny Monkey said with a grin.

"Hey, you're trying to trick the fart-beaters?" I said unpleasantly.

"Brother Zhang, I didn't deceive him. Let me tell you: I have a little cousin, who is twenty-three years old this year, and wants to recruit a son-in-law, I think it is quite suitable for fart beating, good health, good temper, and willing to work, so I really want to introduce him to this family business. Skinny Monkey said.

(To be continued.) )