Chapter 201 It was originally a goddess's heart, but it stinked body
The little prince looked puzzled directly, and looked at Li Liangliang nervously.
"This, Brother Li, how can I insult you, you are the idol I have always admired. ”
Li Liangliang cried directly, looked at the sky with a red face, and then roared loudly.
"Oh, my mother!!, I didn't expect your son to be so insulted!"
Suddenly, Li Liangliang directly shattered his clothes with his true qi, and was naked in front of everyone.
All the women directly made a loud noise, and then one by one they were gossiping and saying more explicit insults.
Li Liangliang looked directly at the little prince and said.
"Do you see it? It's not an honor, it's a shame, a shame that I've wanted to change all my life, but you're proud of it, and you want to become a real disgusting thing without knowing right from wrong, you're really speechless!"
"Listen to what they say, listen to what they say, I can't have children, I can't get a wife, I'm not a man, I'm like a writhing woman, I'm always a person who can't hold my head up. ”
"You want to be like this, why do you want to be a little ghost step by step, even though you have a godsend. ”
"If your father is like you, how can he give birth to you with your mother, if Sect Master Li is like this, he is worthy of his face that fascinates thousands of girls. ”
"You say that a good man doesn't make a woman feel a little painful, why don't you ask your mother! Is your father a good man, why do you make your mother sad? You are a good man?"
The little prince's pure face also became red, and he didn't know if he was infected by Li Liangliang's generosity and grief or because of anger.
In the end, Li Liangliang's task was completed, this time it was Emperor Song, and Li Que also taught him how to speak.
"Xiaodong, you are insulting your father by doing this! Every time you tell others that your father bullied your mother! But this is not bullying at all! The more your father loves your mother, the more like this! You don't understand love at all! Now you even want to bury your own love! You really disappointed your father and emperor!"
"Why don't you listen to your mother? Why don't you listen to your cousin! If you don't listen to them, you won't give me face! I'm the emperor! If you don't give me face, you're insulting me! And let you see how your father is commented on!"
"Click!"
Emperor Song's clothes were also broken in the void, and then everyone evaluated Emperor Song with a great contrast with Li Liangliang.
The little prince is even more red this time! His breathing is a little unsteady!
Seeing that the effect was coming, Li Que came out directly, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and said with a blurred look.
"Ask the world, what is love, and teach people to live and die. ”
"Love, you need to understand before you can comment, if you don't understand, if you act in advance, you will harm others and yourself. ”
"Little prince, what your father and Li Liangliang said is right, they have both experienced love, and you have not experienced it, and you can't blindly move the key to love if you haven't experienced it. ”
"The key to love is your man's dignity, men's dignity is where you bleed, you really should reflect on it, otherwise, your father and queen mother are dead, and after all the people you know die, you will never have any chance. ”
After speaking, Li Que looked at the little prince indifferently, and the little prince was even more red at this time, and the white heat rushed out.
"Whew!
Li Que didn't know what the situation was, and suddenly he fixed his eyes and said tremblingly.
"Am I stupid again, it looks like I threw something just now!"
Sure enough, in order to seriously pretend to be a fork to teach love, he lit a Huazi to brew before Li Liangliang spoke, and then took a few sips and threw it, as if it was thrown by the little prince's side.
"Father, Woohoo!Woohoo!Woohoo!Hurry up and save me! I don't understand what you're saying! I just know that boys can't let women suffer! This is the truth of the world!"
Suddenly, the little prince fell into madness again, and then his eyes quickly turned scarlet, and the dozens of strong men watching from the side were overjoyed, and one by one they even had to go out again.
Li Que immediately stopped them, and then let them all go, let all the men in this place go, and let Emperor Song go too.
Then there were only hundreds of women left in the audience, and the flowers of the warblers and swallows were red and willow green, and their eyes were full of stars.
The crow becomes a phoenix, the common people become a queen, the opportunity is just around the corner, and every woman is eager to look at the little prince.
Emperor Song used to say that if a woman gave birth to a child with a little prince, she would be the future queen.
"Little prince, come on, let my sister hug you, you must be cold!"
"Little prince, come, her arms are not as warm as mine!"
"Little prince, come and sister, I have candy for you!"
The little prince looked around with scarlet eyes, and then looked up to the sky and roared angrily.
"Why! Why did the heavens do this to me? What did I do wrong? Is it wrong for me to stick to my original intention?"
Li Que really wants to say that there is nothing wrong with your will and behavior of sticking to your original intention, but it depends on whether your original intention is right.
Your original intention is an unreasonable existence, to be honest, Li Que admires this little prince a little.
Emperor Song was also happy and said happily to Li Que.
"Sect Master Li, I didn't expect you to have this hand, what kind of medicine is it, we have given the emperor countless kinds of medicine, and he endured it without saying a word, you are too fierce!"
Li Que didn't know what kind of medicine this Huaziyan was, so he had to deal with it casually, and then he wasn't going to watch the live broadcast here, which was too disrespectful.
However, before he turned around, he saw the little prince directly hugging a woman, and said with tears in his eyes.
"I'm sorry for you! It must be very painful for a while, and I won't be involved with the others, you are the one who is silent, I know that you must be the one who doesn't want to suffer the most, but everyone else can smile and smile to comfort me, tell some white lies and rush forward one by one. ”
"I'm a person who can't bear to suffer like them, who are better than you, so let you suffer alone, and don't burden others. ”
Now that Emperor Song stopped laughing, Li Que almost laughed out of a pig's cry.
"Sect Master Li! Hurry up, can you let my emperor pick one of the other girls! Help, Sect Master Li!"
Emperor Song directly cried loudly, and then his face turned green into a turtle.
"I can't do this, it's already my best effort for your emperor to take this step. ”
Emperor Song's face was completely green and blue, as if he had eaten a fly, and in the end he wanted to see the live broadcast of the emperor, but now he was afraid of being blind.
What caught everyone's eye was a black and fat woman with a bucket waist, elephant legs, and an orangutan face, a wisp of gold teeth showing her unparalleled temperament, and a thousand pounds of fat showing her incomparably valuable status.
This is still a mute, she was originally here to make up the numbers, because Li Que told Emperor Song that she must be tall, fat, thin, beautiful, and ugly.
Emperor Song is a very honest person, so he really found it, this woman is called Ling'er, and she is the daughter of the butcher of Zhang in the west of the imperial city, and the butcher Zhang was originally going to let his daughter bring a few catties of good pork to His Majesty.
Butcher Zhang knew that his daughter was here to make up the numbers, and Ra was just a small commoner, and there were no less than 100,000 such butchers in the imperial city, but as long as his daughter could enter the palace once, and then give the meat to His Majesty, as long as His Majesty didn't say the disadvantages of meat, he could use this golden sign to make a little more money and save more for his daughter's dowry.
To tell the truth, this is also his heart disease, when his daughter was born, the sky was golden, the earth was silver, and the room was fiery red, and then his wife gave birth to her daughter and left this world.
He has a secret, that is, when his daughter was born, she had a broken knife on her body, which was very small and delicate, but it was useless for more than ten years.
At first, he thought that his daughter was some kind of future peerless genius, but he was getting fatter and fatter year by year, and then he was mute again, and he had never made a sound at all since he was born.
"Butcher Zhang, I heard that your daughter has entered the palace, be careful to die inside, how dare you let her enter the palace alone, as a friend, remind you, go and ask the emperor to spare your daughter." ”
"Yes, Lao Zhang, maybe His Majesty the Emperor said something wrong, how could they be looking for ugly people?
"Ring fat swallow thin, each has its own merits, warbler swallow, fluttering fairy, high and low, fat and thin, Tsinghua handsome. ”
"The thin characters in this, the autumn characters, and the pronunciation of the show characters are almost the same as ugly, but a guy of mine just saw it, in addition to your daughter, there are indeed two fat ones, but the faces of the people are okay. ”
"Lao Zhang, don't hesitate, who doesn't know that you love your daughter, go quickly!"
This honest man Zhang Butcher was also said to be a little trembling, and after thinking about it carefully, it is true that what people said is good.
He hurriedly left the stall, entrusted a friend to watch and help close the stall, and then ran to the palace in a hurry.
But what his daughter is like, he probably hasn't understood it well, of course, because his daughter has never made a sound.
In fact, his daughter is gentle and virtuous in her heart, but she eats a little too much, and his daughter can't control it herself.
It should be said that it was originally the heart of the goddess, why did she give me a stinking body, his daughter has never eaten meat, and she has never seen Butcher Zhang kill small animals, because she has a kind heart.
There is also his daughter Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, who is proficient in poetry and songs, although the true qi talent is not good, but the physical talent is secretly cultivated to the realm of the Martial Emperor.
As for entering the palace this time, I also want to follow the public and see if the emperor can solve her body.
Her name is Fire Spirit, a kind-hearted, gentle and considerate, virtuous and delicate woman, and she is only one woman away from the goddess.
It's a pity that everyone doesn't know, because she has never seen too many people, but she is also worried about her appearance.
Because she doesn't understand the affairs of men and women at all, and she is mute, so she didn't speak, why did she choose her now.
She was thinking to herself, "What are you talking about, this boy?" Why don't I understand? And do you look sick like this? Why are you people so ruthless? None of them moved.
"I'm sorry, girl, I didn't want to offend any woman in the world, but my father and queen mother said, since I offended you, then use power and status in exchange for your forgiveness!"
"Whew, whew, nod if you agree, and let my father kill me if you don't!"
Huo Ling couldn't figure out what the situation was, and she couldn't watch a person die like this.
Then she nodded slightly, and looked at the little prince suspiciously with a pair of eyes that were squeezed by fat and couldn't see.