Chapter 8: Heavenly Dao Divine Academy
"What, what do you say this academy looks like this, and it can be one of the six most famous schools in the mainland?" Li Dahan's face was full of disbelief. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"This ...... Before, before. The old beggar said.
"What did you talk to me about before? ”
"This, is the emaciated camel bigger than the horse, it will be a moment. The old beggar said.
"Is there a student or teacher here?" asked Li Dahan suspiciously.
"Yes, there are students and teachers anyway, I'll help you call. The old beggar said.
"Well, if you can call it, you don't have to pay back the ten taels of silver. ”
"Why do you always think about your ten taels of silver, this ...... Alas. The old beggar was helpless, and then pushed open the door and went in.
After the old beggar entered, Li Dahan suddenly reacted.
"Eh, don't you want to leave, I'll go in with you. Li Dahan rushed in, but no one was found.
"Ah, I've been deceived again, this old beggar, it's not a good thing. Li Dahan said with a depressed face.
Apparently, the old beggar ran away from the academy.
At this time, Bu Qingyan and Li Gufan also came in.
"Forget it, it's just ten taels of silver, didn't you say that the palace is full of gold, as long as we go in and take a walk, do you still care about these ten taels of silver?" Bu Qingyan comforted.
"That's right, forget it, count the old beggar's luck. Li Dahan said hatefully.
But just as they were about to leave, a voice came from behind.
"Stop, who are you, what are you doing in the Heavenly Dao Divine Academy?"
It's a nice girl's voice.
Li Gufan and the others turned around and saw a beautiful and moving girl standing behind them.
"Little girl, who are you?" asked Li Dahan honestly.
"I still have to ask who are you, what are you doing in the Heavenly Dao Academy?" the girl said arrogantly.
"We're here to sign up. Li Gufan said suddenly.
"Eh, baby, what are you doing, what are you signing up, we were deceived by the old beggar. Li Dahan hurriedly said, if this is registered, how can the palace go?
But Li Gufan said firmly, I am here to sign up.
Although I would love to go to the palace, now is not the time.
must also find a backer, if he is a peasant child in the palace, then even if the prince wants to protect him, it will be very difficult.
But if you go as a student, it will be much more convenient, after all, this world is still dominated by reading, so the status of students and teachers will naturally be higher.
The girl seemed to be beginning to be puzzled, she went up, touched Li Gufan's forehead, and said, "Little brother, are you burning out of your head, this academy is in ruins, do you still want to come?"
Li Gufan shook his head and got rid of her hand, and said again: "I'm here to sign up." ”
Then he turned to Li Dahan and said, "Father, mother, Uncle Chen, you can go back first, and I will study here in the future." ”
"Eh, our academy hasn't said if we want you yet. The girl said angrily.
"Haha, the more the merrier, anyway, there are not many more of me. Li Gufan smiled, and then walked inside.
"Hey, it's not a lot less than you. The girl chased after her and said.
Li Dahan and the others scratched their heads, and finally had no choice but to send their luggage in, this palace can't be done, but their own children can learn, and it's also a good ending.
The three of them said a few more words and asked what the tuition was, and found that the tuition cost one hundred taels of silver, and Li Dahan almost fainted.
What's the matter, it's more expensive than the tuition fees of the Academy.
However, Li Gufan said that he could solve it himself, so let them rest assured.
Li Dahan and others had no choice but to leave in the end.
Li Gufan walked on the campus, saying that it was a campus, but in fact there were no facilities.
"Our schools are all natural. The girl followed behind Li Gufan and said.
Li Gufan was full of black lines, thinking, you are a zoo, restore the ecology, what the hell is a squirrel, and elephants, it's too.
"This is Komatsu, don't you think it's cute?" the girl stopped, got a pine cone out of nowhere, and handed it to the little squirrel.
"What about this elephant?" Li Gufan helplessly pointed to the elephant that was playing in the water.
"Xiaobai, you are playing in the water again. The girl hurriedly walked over and turned off the faucet.
The elephant saw that there was no water, and began to be unhappy, but at a glance it caught a glimpse of the angry girl, and walked away in a huff, but it saw Li Gufan before leaving, this is a new face.
So, a jet of water erupted from its nostrils and hit Li Gufan as a sign of welcome.
Li Gufan was helpless, his clothes were so wet.
The girl was sneering and laughing on the side, looking very cute.
"Are you gloating?" Li Gufan said angrily.
"No, it's your blessing to be sprayed by Xiaobai. The girl said with a smile.
", the water it squirts must still have snot coming out of its nose. Li Gufan said helplessly.
"Haha, but don't underestimate Xiaobai, it's a mythical beast. The girl said seriously.
Li Gufan was full of black lines, thinking to himself, if it wasn't a divine beast, what else could it be, grass and mud horses.
"By the way, you just said that you paid a hundred taels of silver, are you sure? If there is no tuition, the vice dean will not approve you to come to the Heavenly Dao Divine Academy to study. The girl said.
"Isn't it just a hundred taels of silver, don't you look down on me? Li Gufan said, and then took out a stone from his arms, which was the stone that the princess gave him, and he threw it to the girl behind him without looking at it, "This is worth a hundred taels of silver, right?"
The girl took the stone and looked at it strangely, with a look of surprise on her little face.
"Sound Transmission Stone? This is only owned by the nobles of the palace, you are a small peasant, where did you get this thing? And this is still a high-grade sound transmission stone, and the signal is excellent. The girl said in surprise.
"You don't have to worry about this, it's not stolen anyway, you tell me if it's worth the tuition. Li Gufan said.
The girl had a strange expression on her face, and then said, "The tuition fee is enough, but the teaching fee, dormitory fee, insurance fee, and admission fee ......."
"These costs are ten thousand taels of silver. The girl said a lot of expenses in a row, and her little face turned a little red.
However, Li Gufan's face was dark: "Damn, you robbery, how can there be so many expenses, what the hell is the insurance fee? Admission fee? ”
"Don't swear children, the insurance fee is naturally afraid that you will be injured, the admission fee, do you see that the little white Xiaosong don't need the admission fee?" the girl said naturally.
"Damn, this is really a zoo, just two animals you want me to pay for tickets, Lao Tzu is not uncommon. Li Gufan said hatefully, resolutely not giving money.
"Don't swear, children, whoever told you is two animals. The girl smiled, and then stomped her feet like this, and then Li Gufan was ****** stunned.
In all directions, in the sky and on the ground, hundreds of animals ran out.
Then they surrounded the two men.
The girl looked very proud, pointed to the animals and said, "Look, little white, little yellow, little black, little green, little tiger, little lion, little pony, ......"
"I'll just say there are a lot of them. The girl smiled at Li Gufan.
Li Gufan endured it for a long time, and finally broke out: "Grass, your academy, even the unicorn has it? With such a divine beast, how can it be so broken that there are no students to sign up? ”
Then, Li Gufan stared at the divine beast unicorn for a long time, and said: "This unicorn can't be a copycat, this is a legendary divine beast, and it is at the same level as the green dragon and white tiger phoenix." ”
Then, these words fell into the ears of the unicorn, which was bored in the pickling girl, and when he heard this, he instantly became angry, and then he ****** to speak.
"Lao Tzu is a genuine beast, how can it be a copycat, do you want to look at the label, produced by the gods, scare you to death. The unicorn spoke.
"Wow, you're tired, you can still talk, what a mythical beast. Li Gufan was speechless.
"I'm not a mythical beast, are you?" said Kirin, glaring at his hooves.
"Legend has it that the unicorn breathes fire, will you? Spray two to try. Li Gufan raised his eyebrows and said.
Then, his ass was burned.
"You guys, don't scare the new students, what if you scare them away?" the girl said angrily with her hands on her hips.
"This kid himself called me a fire-breather, and this is the first time I've heard such a request. Kirin said innocently.
"You, enough seeds. Li Gufan angrily gave him a middle finger, and then his ass was burned again.
"Okay, okay, stop playing, what about Qinglong? Why didn't he come, and Baihu, what new trick did he say he was working on last time, did he be? I haven't seen him for a few days. The girl looked at the Kirin and asked.
Qilin rolled his eyes and said, "How do I know, since that guy Qinglong heard what the dragon saw the head and tail, he learned to behave, always hid himself, and really regarded himself as a dragon." ”
"I have seen Baihu's new move, it is the same as his old trick, there is nothing new, but Xiaolan, have your new poems been written, I am still waiting to be struck by lightning. Kirin said.
The girl rolled her eyes, "You are so good at writing thunder poems, but didn't someone write the light of the great gods yesterday, I don't know where that person is, maybe I can ask him to help." ”
"By the way, the song written by that person is really good, it seems to be called Li Gufan, I don't know where this person is. The girl sat down and said, holding her cheeks.
The unicorn suddenly took off and said, "No matter, when you write it out and look for me, and if you don't save that kid, he will be burned to death." Then the Kirin was gone.
The girl turned her head and found that Li Gufan was slapping her ass.
"Xiaobai. The girl cried out.
Then the elephant squirted water.
"Damn, it's this stupid elephant again. Li Gufan saw that his buttocks were not on fire, and said.
So he was squirted out again.
When the girl saw his funny appearance, she only felt like laughing.
With a wave of his hand, the animals dispersed.
Come without a trace, go without a trace.
The girl walked up to Li Gufan, squatted down, stretched out her hand, and said, "My name is You Xiaolan, what's your name." ”
Li Gufan slapped off her palm angrily, stood up by himself, then shook his body, and then said, "Li Gufan." ”