Chapter 16: No Glory

By the large floor-to-ceiling window, Tie Guan Li sat alone on the sofa, drinking a bitter drink he didn't know called "coffee", leisurely enjoying the quiet night view of Yuezhou, above which was a bright full moon, and in the distance you could see the still busy traffic on the sea-crossing bridge. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It is a very pleasant thing to be a leisurely outsider.

It's a pity that the Eight Immortals had already gone out of the red dust, but because of the mandate of heaven, they had to return to this red dust.

Two hours passed, and when Tie Guan Li and the other six immortals were drowsy, suddenly, from downstairs, there was a huge sound of "poof", "poof", "poof" and "poof" a few times flapping its wings, and from the analysis of the momentum and strength of this sound, this big bird is definitely heavyweight.

Seven big men don't have to lock the door when they sleep, so after carefully arguing and determining the direction, the other six immortals all gathered in Zhang Guolao's room facing northeast.

Just as the Seven Immortals were holding their conservative weapons tightly in their hands as if they were facing a great enemy, the sound of flapping their wings with "poof", "poof" and "poof" became louder and louder.

No, no, there was a person out, she was no one else, it was He Xiangu who the seven male gods looked forward to, to be precise, He Xiangu who sat on the fire phoenix and flew directly to the 11th floor of the sky.

At this time, the seven male immortals' originally tense muscles were loosened, and along with the muscles, the weapons in their hands and the equally tense nerves were put down.

Wait, after He Xiangu climbed into the balcony along the large floor-to-ceiling window, the fire phoenix also regained its human form, this time it was not so young and beautiful, this time the Nine Heavens Xuannu changed into a female entrepreneur who looked very literary and majestic, and a little bit of fortune in professional formal clothes.

"What do you see, haven't you seen a beautiful woman? We live in this room tonight, and all of you stinky men will go out for me~" The Nine Heavens Xuannu scolded the male seven gods like a deflated ball at this time, like the female elder reprimanding her little brother.

Good men don't care too much about women or goddesses, and the Nine Heavens Xuannu let them out, and the seven male gods retreated from the room very respectfully and gently. Anyway, the remaining six presidential suites are still very large, and they can always accommodate seven people.

In the Tang Dynasty, although there is some openness, some women's rights, and even a female emperor who has no one before and no one after him, but among the people, it is still guarded: men and women are not given a safe distance.

There are two sides to any kind of thing, and this safe distance, which has lasted for more than 2,000 years, is a bit rigid, but it has to be said that it has indeed made great achievements in protecting the personal safety of women.

This is the so-called "distance produces beauty".

Women are made of water, and goddesses are also made of water, so whether it is a woman or a goddess, there is a very natural sense of intimacy with clean and pure water.

Under the dim reddish warm light, the two goddesses immersed their bodies in the presidential fragrant soup that had been prepared long ago, and it was a great honor that the Nine Heavens Xuannu and He Xiangu were relieved of the day's fatigue at the same time, and they also smoked the stinky men across the wall to crispy.

This night, after everyone fell asleep, passed quietly.

When the night passed, the day came.

When the big male duck "Oh ~ Oh ~ Oh ~" cries three times, it means that the spiritual world in "Shen Zhai" has started a new day.

At this time, of course, the sun has risen high and high, and the three crisp knocks of "Tu~Tu~Du~" knocked on the doors of the six rooms of the seven male gods in turn.

Of course, all the Seven Immortals were awakened at once, but because they had slept too late, everyone felt very sleepy, and they first stretched out for a long time, and then gently rubbed their hazy and difficult to open eyes, and to be honest, they really wanted to settle accounts with that bold fellow.

However, before the Seven Male Gods had a chance to speak, the absolutely queen-level scolding voice of the very skilled Nine Heavens Xuannu came from outside the door:

"Lazy people, get up quickly and get to work!!"

Not long after, seeing that the door of the presidential suite was still not opened, the Nine Heavens Xuannu knocked on the reincarnation twice, third, and fourth times, until the seven men were out of their comfort zone.

After a full 45 minutes, the men finally came out fully dressed, and they stood sparsely, hanging like prisoners in the aisle of the elevator on the not-so-spacious 11th floor, waiting for the leader's treatment.

At this time, with a "ding" plan, the elevator door opened again, and out of it was He Xiangu, who was wearing seven work uniforms, but his expression was also very lonely.

These seven brand-new sky blue work uniforms, texture, style and workmanship are very good, the chest of the clothes is also engraved with "Yuelai" two red background letters, this outfit, is the old Wang Tou personally designed, more than 20 years of "Yuelai people" are required to wear this uniform in the post.

A team, those who want to be united must first form a team, so that team spirit and team strength will be generated.

"You guys, put it on. The Nine Heavens Xuannu said lightly.

"Do we all have to wear this?" Tie Guan Li asked angrily, what he never expected was that he would not be a safe and secure immortal in the sky, but he would come to the world to be a slave called by others.

"What, brother still has an opinion?" said the Nine Heavens Xuannu with a slight solemn face.

"Hmph, don't dare!" replied Tie Gui Li.

"Okay, please Tongtian Magic Mirror~" Xuannu said, and groped for something in her sleeve.

"That's not right, you Nine Heavens Xuannu, isn't it the magic mirror?" Lan Caihe, Uncle Cao Guo, and Han Xiangzi were dumbfounded in unison.

"No, landing at this Yuelai Inn is all my tricks, in fact, the real magic mirror of heaven has been hidden in my sleeve. As she spoke, the Nine Heavens Xuannu took out the real Heavenly Magic Mirror from her sleeve, and then she muttered again:

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As soon as the Nine Heavens Xuannu finished speaking, the Tongtian Demon Realm brightened up without warning, and then, the two people closest to her, Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu, were silently sucked into the time vortex.

"They, this is the ferryman. "Nine Heavens Xuannu said.