The 314th master was drunk

The parrot man shook the parrot sword twice, flew up, and slashed off the head of the human hand Dapeng, and "whew". Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

With a wave of his right hand, a gust of wind blew the parrot man far away, fluttering in the air, swaying, and steady, and then rushing over. Holding a red, green and black parrot sword in his hand, he aimed at the head of the Dapeng lion and slashed horizontally and vertically.

The human hand Dapeng stretched out his right hand, grabbed the red, green and black light parrot sword, broke his left hand, "dang", broke it in half, and slapped it sideways on the parrot man's chest, flying far.

The parrot man abandoned his sword, covered his chest with both hands, and flew into the air, and when he lowered his head, blood spurted out of his mouth, and he endured the pain and flew away.

The baby praised: "What a miracle of benefit!"

The crocodile-headed master introduced: "My master has practiced the highest divine skill, and he is invulnerable. Grab the parrot sword in your hand, and the sword light will be extinguished immediately. The parrot man does not know the height of the sky, and he deserves it!"

Baby worries and asks, "Will the parrot man die?"

The handsome Dapeng said: "I only used three points of strength, and I may not die!"

The crocodile-headed archmage asked, "What if he recovers from his injuries and comes to snatch the treasure again?"

"Send me a rescue signal!"

"How?"

"As soon as I stretched out my crocodile head, I heard it!"

"Can you hear it from any distance?"

"Yes! I have biological ears that I can hear from far away. ”

The crocodile-headed archmage said, "Master, look, that's my palace corner tower, which I built with magic!"

The handsome Dapeng glanced at it from afar and said, "Since you're here, let's go in and have a look?"

The crocodile-headed man led the way with the baby on his back, and flew into the hall on the first floor from the window in a while. The crocodile-headed archmage put the baby down from his back, sat down in a random place, and said, "Master, what kind of wine do you want to drink?"

The handsome Dapeng said: "Of course it's to drink Dapeng spirits!"

"But master, I only have Imperial Palace Wine here, not Dapeng Spirits, what should I do?"

"Just drink the imperial wine of the palace and taste what it tastes like. ”

With a wave of his hand, the crocodile-headed arch placed a royal table in front of him, filled with all kinds of palace delicacies and wine, and eight palace maidens gathered around the table. The crocodile-headed mage asked the master to sit on the royal chair and let the baby sit beside him.

One of the eight palace maids asked, "Honor, do you want to eat or drink?"

The manpower Dapeng said: "You stand aside, I will come by myself, you are inconvenient for me!"

The crocodile-headed arch squinted, and the eight palace maidens withdrew.

Dapeng took a bottle of imperial wine, opened the lid and drank it, drank it in one go, and said, "Good wine!"

The crocodile-headed arch mage asked, "Master, which is better than your Dapeng spirits?"

The handsome Dapeng was slightly drunk and said: "Each has its own merits. Dapeng spirits are high in alcohol and naturally brewed, while Imperial Liquor is mellow, soft and refreshing. ”

The baby persuaded: "It's delicious, just drink more!"

The hand-held Dapeng took another bottle and opened the cap, poured it into his mouth, and said in a dizzy mood: "The wine is delicious! The femininity is also very fragrant!"

When the crocodile-headed mage heard this, he glared at him and said, "Master, you are drunk!"

The handsome Dapeng stumbled and said: "It won't be light, light, easy, it's just, it's drunk! I know, I know! Why do parrots and parrots want the women and women around you, it's because she, she's so much, so beautiful!

The crocodile-headed archmage didn't want the master to talk nonsense (meaning that he wouldn't talk nonsense when he was drunk) and said, "Master, drink another bottle." ”

The hand-held Dapeng took another bottle and opened the cap, drank half of the bottle in one gulp, staggered to his feet with the wine bottle and said: "There are many teachers, teachers, and masters, many years!

The crocodile-headed mage pondered for a while and said, "If the master is lonely, the apprentice will find a palace maid to give to you!"

The handsome Dapeng was drunk and smoked: "Those, palace, palace, palace girl, one, uglier than the other, body, body, there is no woman's fragrance, fragrance!"

The crocodile-headed archmage realized something and said, "Master, you must not fight the idea of a disciple!"

"This, this, this kind of rebellious behavior of no, no, and unrighteousness, the master will not, will, and will do!"

The crocodile-headed mage said, "Then the disciple will rest assured!"

The human hand Dapeng drank dry from the wine bottle with his mouth and said, "This woman is real, real, so beautiful!"

The baby said, "Husband, help him to the bed and go to sleep!"

The crocodile-headed mage said, "How can I have such a master? The idea has hit me, let him sleep here!"

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Husband, people didn't do anything, just talking!"

"He is not safe with me! I regret that I shouldn't have brought him here!"

"But he's drunk;

"Drunk and spitting the truth!"

"If there is no master, what if the parrot man calls?

"But this old man has a crooked heart!"

"Everyone has a love for beauty! It's okay to talk about drunkenness!"

"It means that as soon as he sees you, he will ......!"

Baby said, "Shall we not talk about this?"

Outside the window, a parrot man shouted: "Crocodile head, get out of here!

The crocodile-headed archmage was shocked: "The parrot man's injury will be healed for a while?"

The baby said, "Look at the window, won't it be clear?"

The crocodile-headed archmage carried the baby on his back, walked to the window and looked, followed by the cockscomb man behind the parrot man, and asked, "What do you want?"

The rooster comb man said, "Ask, ask what?

The baby put the crocodile head on the back of the archmage and asked, "Who are you?"

The rooster comb man said, "Ask, what do you ask?

The crocodile-headed archmage was puzzled: "What is your relationship with the parrot man!"

The cockscomb man said, "I and the parrot man are one man." ”

The crocodile-headed archmage pondered for a while and said, "No wonder one of you is in the light and the other is in the dark, how can you appear together?"

"To deal with people like you, it is two people. In case the crazy old man comes out, just deal with it together. ”

The baby said stupidly, "The crazy old man is drunk and sleeps underground." ”

The crocodile-headed archmage scolded: "Silly woman, won't saying it expose our strength?"

The baby picked the crocodile ear with his right hand and said, "Call me stupid, it's not that you are stupid by pouring medicine." ”

The rooster comb man took out a packet of medicine and said, "Baby, I have a packet of medicine here, you will become very smart if you eat it!"

The baby said, "No, these pills have hurt me! I am dizzy, I don't know anything!"

The rooster comb man said, "After taking this medicine, it will be clear for a while, and my head will not be dizzy!"

Baby was intrigued and asked, "Are you saying true or false?"

"Of course it's true. I never tell lies. ”

The baby thought for a moment and said, "Bring the medicine." ”

The crocodile-headed mage stopped: "Don't be fooled!

The baby said, "The medicine you gave me makes me more and more stupid, and I want to be smarter, can't I?"

The crocodile-headed archmage advised: "I will make you a smart medicine, don't trust the enemy casually!

The baby opened his eyes wide and asked, "Rooster comb man, what should you do if you trick me?"

The rooster comb man said, "I will not deceive people, but treat them with sincerity." If you take the smart medicine I concocted, you'll be smart in a while. ”

The crocodile-headed mage shouted: "Get out of here!

The rooster comb man said, "Who are you scaring about? Isn't there a big magic knife? Broken and broken! Pieced together and used to fight!"

The crocodile-headed man flew out of the window with the baby on his back, drew a big magic knife, became ten meters long, and swept over at the rooster's comb and parrot's head, and "whew".

The rooster comb and the parrot man flashed, "swish", and at the same time pulled out the parrot red, green and black lightsaber, danced, and became ten meters, striking on both sides.

The crocodile-headed archmage was sandwiched in the middle, his eyes and ears in all directions. Obviously showing a frightened look, he touched the baby on his back in a panic with his hand.

The rooster combo man shouted: "Acquaintances, hand over the treasure!

The crocodile-headed archmage pondered for a while and said, "The parrot people are seriously injured and have no ability to fight!

The rooster comb man introduced: "The parrot man's wound has been cured by the master!

"What are you doing here, are you going to grab women with you?"

"Don't say it so badly! What robbery? We're going to do it, okay?"

"What do you want! This woman is my wife! What are you not robbing?"

"Who said she was your wife? Is there any proof? It's useless to tell us about this! There is only one woman on an isolated island! There is no legal system, who grabs whom?"

"Fart! Baby admits she's my wife! I love her so much!"

"Don't make a fool of yourself! What kind of medicine did you pour into the baby? Cause the baby to be delirious and treat you as a husband! Do you remember what the baby said in the tower of the Six Towers?"

"That's the Six Towers who poured medicine on the baby, and she will be like that!"

"Don't you give the baby the same medicine? She is like this! The baby doesn't belong to you, she belongs to the island! You want to occupy it, don't you?"

"What, baby, my wife, what am I using?"

The cockscomb man shouted to the parrot man, "Cut me down!"

The parrot man flew into the air, raised his parrot sword, and slashed at the crocodile's head. The crocodile-headed archmage used the big magic knife to fight hard, and with a "dang" sound, the two sides bit tightly, pushing each other.

The rooster comb man aimed his parrot sword at the crocodile's waist, and with a "whew", he slashed horizontally. Seeing that he was about to be hit, the crocodile-headed mage pushed hard and flew back and floated by.

The handsome Dapeng flew out of the window, stumbling and shouting: "Who wants to fight the baby idea?

The crocodile-headed master was overjoyed when he saw the master, and shouted loudly: "Master!" but he was very disappointed when he saw that the master was drunk and unsteady in flight!

The handsome Roc said, "It's okay, I can't get drunk with this little wine! I heard everything you said! I just didn't want to squeak." ”

When the parrot man saw the manpower, he was very excited, and scolded loudly: "What do you want?"

The manpower Dapeng shouted loudly: "Call your master to come and fight with you, I'm not interested!"

The parrot man said, "Look at your ghost, you must be drunk! Today, I will kill you!" The parrot man was very impulsive and slashed head-on with his ten-meter parrot sword.

With his right hand and his left hand, the parrot sword was broken in two, and he slapped it sideways on the parrot man's chest, making a big hole in the chest, and flesh spurted out of his back, and he died on the spot, falling straight down and falling to the ground.

When the rooster comb man saw it, he broke out in a cold sweat and said, "I'll call the master!" As soon as the words fell, a magic hand vulture (eagle head, human face, fox mouth) flew into the air, and shouted: "Lion head, take my apprentice's life!"

The manpower Dapeng shouted: "Fox mouth;

Seeing that the rooster comb man had the support of the master, he flew into the air, holding a ten-meter parrot sword high and slashing it violently.

The rooster comb man floated along the sword, and slapped the cockscomb man on the chest with his left hand, making a hole in the chest, and the meat spurted out of his back, spilling blood in the air, and he fell to the ground and died.

The Demon Hand Vulture was dumbfounded, and scolded loudly: "Lion head and miscellaneous hair! Look at the palm!" and shoved the left and right demon clutches at the chest of the human hand Dapeng.

The human hand Dapeng did not dare to slack off, immediately stretched out his palms to catch it in the air, the two sides pushed hard, biting hard, the palm light thrust was very large, did not dare to let go, stood in the air in a figure of eight steps, stalemate for an hour,

The two sides pushed violently, and with a "bang" sound, they were bounced far away, and both sides covered their stomachs with their hands and vomited blood; they could not hold on, fell straight down, and fell to the ground to their deaths.

The baby was dumbfounded, hugged the crocodile head and said nervously: "Husband, I'm so scared!

The crocodile-headed archmage sighed, "Although the master is gone, the trouble will not stop because of this. ”

"The master died for you, and you have to recover the body and deal with it well. ”

Although the crocodile-headed arch mage had thoughts about the master's drunken gaffe, after all, he was dead and didn't want to mention it. With a wave of his right hand, the magic turned on, and he searched the ground smoothly, and after a while, the human hand Dapeng mentioned that he was lying down on the white cloud.

The crocodile-headed mage flew over with the treasure on his back to take a closer look, and found that the master's face did not look like a dead man; he probed his body with magic skills, and found that the master's heart was beating; he thought, let the master live? or let the master die?

Baby asked, "How is the master?"

The crocodile-headed archmage pondered for a long time before saying, "The master is dead!"

"What are you hesitating about, since you're dead, dispose of it!"

"How to deal with it?"

"Burned with fire, the ashes passed away with the wind. ”

With a wave of his right hand, the magic turned on, and dozens of flints and steels were lifted from the isolated island, and a dozen burned with a "bang".

The human hand Dapeng suddenly woke up, fought hard in the fire, flew out of the fire circle with a flick, and disappeared in the eyes of the baby and the crocodile-headed mage in the white cloud.

The baby was shocked: "Husband, the master is not dead, why do you want to burn him?"

The crocodile-headed archmage said, "You made me burn it!"

"Didn't you say that the master was the master, why did you tell a lie?"

The crocodile-headed archmage pondered for a long time before saying, "For you?"

The baby opened his mouth wide, puzzled and said, "You want to kill the master, and you say it is for me?"

"The master has evil thoughts and wants to take them away from me! I'm afraid!"