166.Chapter 166 Chapter 0166: The Hideous Imp Bites Me
I didn't dare to lose time, so I turned around and continued to climb up the hill. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
I hadn't climbed a few steps when something suddenly grabbed my leg. When I looked down, I saw a hideous-looking little ghost holding my right leg with both hands, looking up at my face, and begging, "Dad, I'm hungry, feed me quickly." ”
Looking at the appearance of the little ghost, he is only three or four years old at most. I stammered, "I, I didn't bring any food." ”
"Dad, I've been hungry for three days, and I'm dying of hunger, why haven't you come back?" said the little imp mournfully.
I understood: I met a hungry ghost, and I was still a little hungry ghost. It is said that the little ghost is the scariest.
"Daddy, I'm going to eat ham. As he spoke, the imp opened his mouth and bit down on my thigh.
This little devil opened his mouth and scared my soul away. I saw that the mouth was the size of a sea bowl, and the pointed teeth were more than an inch long, just like Zhu Bajie's nail palladium.
If you let the little ghost bite down, you have to bite off two catties of flesh from my leg.
I know that as long as you are bitten by a ghost, you will be poisoned, and you will be seriously ill at the least, and you will meet the Lord of Yama at the worst.
At the moment when the imp opened his mouth to bite down, I quickly took out the flashlight on my waist and slammed it into the imp's gaping mouth.
The imp bit the flashlight and chewed it with relish, making a rattling sound. It let go of the hand holding my leg and sprang to the side.
I thought to myself: Damn, if you bite my leg, you won't even gnaw my bones. Looking at the hungry look of the little ghost, I couldn't help but feel a little sad. I don't know whose child was starved to death. I knew I was going to run into this starving ghost, so I should have brought some snacks.
I was drenched in cold sweat and continued to climb the mountain. Seeing that I was about to reach Miao Siyu's grave, suddenly, a female ghost with a disheveled hair blocked my way.
I saw that one of her eyes was hanging outside the socket, and the other eye was bulging like a goldfish, with a foot-long blood-red tongue.
As soon as I looked at it, I knew I had run into a hanger.
"Handsome guy, do you think my sister is beautiful?" the hanging neck ghost twisted his small waist and said temptingly.
I shuddered at the horror of the hanger, and forced a calm flattery, "You... You are beautiful. ”
"When my sister was alive, she was a heartthrob within a radius of 100 miles, and when a man saw his sister, he didn't salivate. Hey, why aren't you drooling?" the hanger asked hoarsely.
"I drooled a lot, but I swallowed it all. "I knew that the hanger was not easy to mess with, and I thought to myself: I'll please her and let her let me go.
"Little handsome guy, my sister likes you so much. I'll tell you the truth, my sister hasn't met a man as handsome as you since she arrived in the underworld. The hanger said, his blood-red tongue like a snake in my face.
"I'm an ugly man, a bad man who can't even find a wife. "I want to make myself ugly so that the hanger doesn't pester himself.
"Hee-hee... You're not ugly, you're handsome. "The blood-red tongue of the hanger licked my forehead greedily, leaving slimy saliva behind.
I tried to step back, but my legs felt like they were pinned to the ground, and I didn't obey them at all.
"The handsome guy's face is so tender, you're still a boy boy, aren't you?" the hanger seemed interested in me.
"I... I've been married twice. "I wanted the hanger to be completely disappointed in himself, so I lied.
"Hee-hee... Handsome guy, don't you want to lie to me, I can smell the smell of a boy boy, you are definitely an authentic boy boy. The female hanger said with a grin.
I thought in fear: Damn, why is this female hanger-necked ghost so powerful, and even knows that she is a boy and a boy.
The blood-red tongue licked my forehead and began to lick my nose again, and the stench almost made me faint. Obviously, the next step, that blood-red tongue will stick into my mouth.
The thought of this gives me goosebumps.
I estimated that when this hang-necked ghost was alive, he must have been a merry woman, perhaps in an affair, he was blocked in the house by her husband, and hanged herself in a panic. Thinking of this, I had a plan and suddenly shouted, "Your husband is back!"
When the female hanger heard my shout, she trembled with fright, looked around nervously, and said in a panic, "Run!" Before the words fell, the person had already fled a few feet away.
I smugly thought: haha... Unexpectedly, as soon as he had a clever plan, he scared the hanger into running away.
I hadn't been complacent for ten seconds before the female hanger ran back. She said angrily: "Little handsome guy, you are really not interesting, why do you want to scare me." I suddenly remembered that now, my husband is in the yang world, I am in the underworld, and no one can control anyone. With that, she stuck out her blood-red tongue and came to my mouth.
I suddenly remembered that the old Taoist priest had given me a ghost-suppressing talisman. So, he hurriedly took out the talisman from his trouser pocket and slammed it against the forehead of the hanger.
The hang-necked man stopped moving, just a blood-red tongue just an inch from my mouth.
I took a step to the side, spat on it, and scolded: "It seems that you really stole people and were blocked in the room, and you hanged yourself for fear of embarrassment." Damn, you can't change your romantic nature even if you're dead. ”
The neck-hanger's eyes glared at me, but he couldn't speak or move.
"Hmph, it's as ugly as Dong Shi, and you still want to have a leg with me, phew!" I said disdainfully: "I'm still a boy boy, how can I be taken advantage of by you, it's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking." ”
The female hanger glared at me again, as if to say, "Next time I touch you, I will have to bow down under my pomegranate skirt." ”
"Hmph, you don't look in the mirror, compared with my Miao Siyu, it's just a heaven and an underground, there is no comparison. "I stretched out my leg and kicked the hanger.
I got rid of the female hanger, and the cold sweat on my forehead was already like a stream. I wiped my hand on my forehead, and the sticky forehead made me sick and almost vomited.
I thought to myself: I'm glad I didn't let the tongue of the hanger stick into my mouth, otherwise, I am afraid that I would not have been able to eat for a year.
I finally came to Miao Siyu's grave.
I settled down and said, "Siyu, I'm here, you can show up quickly." ”
Miao Siyu's grave did not move at all.
"Siyu, am I late and make you angry?" I explained, "On the way, I encountered a lot of evil ghosts, otherwise, I would have come a long time ago." Alas, if I hadn't met the old Taoist, I would have died on the road. ”
Miao Siyu's grave still didn't move at all.
I'm a little puzzled, could it be that the dream three days ago was just an ordinary dream? Could it be that Miao Siyu didn't give herself a dream? If that's the case, then how can I explain it to Miao Siyu's family?
I sighed and thought to myself: the spicy Miao Sixue will definitely scold herself for being a big liar.