The 275th party flying performance Hong Lijian changed his brain and became stupid
The 275th party flying in the air performance, Hong Lijian changed his brain and became stupid
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Before Ah Xia passed, she also flew up, shouting, "It's so strange! I haven't moved yet, why am I flying?"
The baby took Ah Xia around in the air, stopped in the air with actors and said, "Who else wants to fly?"
Mo Xianneng was very excited, looked up, raised his hand high and said, "Baby, and me." β
Baby asked, "Who else?"
Among the actors, there were several who raised their hands.
The baby glanced at the instructor and asked, "Do you want to fly?"
Director Hua was very curious and said, "Count me in!"
The baby pondered for a while and said, "Let's fly together!" The baby waved his hand, and everyone flew up, following the baby, and turning higher and higher.
The actors looked down, the houses were getting smaller and smaller, and the shining stars were shining on Bao's body, and they took the actors to fly around the city, fell to the original position and said, "How do you feel when you fly?"
Ah Xia smiled: "It feels good to be able to fly! It's just too high, I'm afraid I'll fall." β
Director Hua pondered for a while, wondered, and asked, "Who is your master?"
Baby said, "Sunshine youth." β
Ah Xia smiled: "Young men who are dressed up beautifully are all called Sunshine Youth!"
Baby explained: "No, his name is Sunshine Youth." β
Director Hua was very jealous and asked embarrassedly, "Where did you meet?"
The baby smiled: "I met in a dream." β
"You learned your flying technique in a dream?"
"Of course, I just want to learn something? β
Ah Xia said very strangely: "I heard of the dream before, but I didn't expect it to be true." β
Director Hua explained: "There are a lot of things said in the ancient books of dreams, what Han Xin got the dream transmission, Yue Fei got the dream teaching, I don't know if it's true or not? Baby really got the guidance of a master? This is true." β
Ah Xia said happily: "Baby, don't you know how to transform? β
Director Hua shouted to everyone: "Is it okay for a baby to transform?"
The actors applauded enthusiastically.
The baby said, "I'll make you a rainbow, which is also taught by the master." It happens to be open-air, otherwise, it's not good to perform. β
Director Hua shouted happily: "Take out all the tools you can record and film, and let the baby perform." β
Baby exclaimed, "Are you ready?" β
The actors said in unison, "Ready." β
The baby shouted, "Change!" and took a sharp breath, and his body vaporized, stretching longer and longer, turning into a straight line. After a few turns, a colorful light appeared, and the body bent and turned into a rainbow, and many small twinkling stars appeared on the body.
As soon as the baby puffed up, there was a drizzle, and there was a fragrance on the baby's body.
The rainbow of the baby's transformation rose into the air, hanging high, forming a beautiful scenery for five minutes, and the baby returned to float and fell, saying, "I'm so tired, my mouth is dry, I want to drink water." β
The actors applauded violently and handed mineral water to the baby. The baby drank bottle after bottle, and I don't know how much I drank before quenching my thirst.
Director Hua asked, "Why do you drink so much water?" β
Baby explained: "The rainbow sprinkled rain just now, spilling the water in my body, and I want to drink water to replenish it." β
Mo Xianneng happily said: "The baby's body is so fragrant, and the rainbow sprinkles rain with the fragrance of the baby!"
Director Hua pulled his face, glared and shouted: "You talk a lot, everyone has heard it, why don't you say it?"
Mo Xinneng's enthusiasm was hit, he didn't dare to squeak, and he went to the side to sulk.
The baby knew that Director Hua was jealous, and comforted: "Okay, okay! People don't know that you like me, what does it matter if you talk about it! And you won't lose a piece of meat?"
Ah Xia was jealous and said: "Director Hua is distracted when he sees the baby, but baby, you can't ask Director Hua!
"You don't know, I have a husband, what am I doing with you as a director?"
More and more people are watching.
Director Hua was afraid of affecting his reputation, so he shouted: "Everyone, everyone! This is the end of tonight's gathering. When I go back, study the script carefully and disperse!"
Baby waved his hand and said, "Everyone, everyone, my husband is waiting for me at home, I'm leaving." "The baby flew and disappeared in a moment.
All the actors looked up and flashed a glance.
Ah Xia stared at Director Hua and asked, "Is the baby a human or a ghost?"
Director Hua smiled: "Why would you ask such a naΓ―ve question? How many years have you been an actor? How many actors have you seen dressed up as ghosts? Some ghost scenes are ghost shots taken by ghost actors in the mirror." β
Ah Xia was puzzled and asked, "Are there any ghosts in the world?"
Director Hua was annoyed: "I'm too lazy to tell you! You haven't made a war movie? After a battle, there are dead bodies everywhere." During the war years, the dead were buried in pits, and the bodies were so stinky that it took a long time for them to decompose. β
Ah Xia was still unwilling to ask: "You still haven't said, are there any ghosts?"
Instructor Hua scolded: "Your head is in the water! There are no ghosts in the world, they are all fake!"
Ah Xia said, "I heard that there are ghosts. β
Director Hua said impatiently: "That's superstition! It's deception! Only the ignorant people believe it; I think you're very ignorant!"
Ah Xia was very angry when she heard this, she dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and stood aside.
The baby flew back to the magic room, and as soon as he entered the conference room, he saw the fruit Hong Lijian sitting at the table, bowing his head and saying nothing, and asked with concern: "What's wrong?"
Fruit Hong Lijian had an opinion and said: "I don't have a place to live. β
The baby pondered for a while and said, "Don't worry, I'll figure it out;
Fruit Hong Lijian introduced: "Honghong bragged with her brothers and sisters in the big demon room, leaving me alone, very boring!"
The baby flew out of the conference room, came to the big demon room, and shouted, "Honghong, where are you?
Honghong flew out of the yellow room and shouted happily, "Dad, I'm back!" β
The baby took out his mobile phone from Xiaohong's satchel, handed it to Honghong and said, "Fruit Hong Lijian doesn't live, you live in the conference room, let Fruit Hong Lijian live in my mother's room, and call my mother to live with me." β
Honghong pondered for a while and said, "The conference room is just a table and chairs, there is nothing, so you can't live there." β
The baby comforted: "I'll build you a room in the conference room, next to me, don't you have a place to live?"
Honghong pressed on her phone and said, "It's about the same?"
The baby flew into the conference room with Honghong, and the fruit Hong Lijian said listlessly: "Baby, I'm sleepy and want to sleep." β
Honghong introduced: "My father arranged for you to live in my mother's room, and let my mother come and live with my father." β
Fruit Hong Lijian said, "Okay! I'm going to sleep!"
With a wave of his right hand, Hong Lijian came to the conference room, and it happened that Hong Lijian entered.
The baby entered the hut with the Hong Li sword, and with a wave of his hand, the two small beds in the room were gone. With another wave of his hand, a double bed came out.
Honghong saw that the bed was so big, so she flew to the bed and rolled around and said, "Dad, the bed is so big and comfortable, I want a big bed too." β
The baby said, "The big bed is for two people, and you can't sleep in the big bed alone." β
Hong Lijian looked at this place and touched there, as if he had changed a person.
Honghong asked in surprise: "Mom hasn't been in the small room for long, why has she become stupid!
The baby pondered for a moment to stop: "Don't talk nonsense! Come, see me build you a magic house." The baby came to the conference room, waved his right hand, "Wow!" sounded, and a small room appeared next to the baby's room.
Honghong hurriedly got in: "There is a small bed, a bathroom, you can bathe, and said, "Dad, can you get bigger again?"
The baby didn't move, just said, "Get bigger." "Sure enough, it's a lot bigger.
Honghong glanced at it and said, "Dad, it's okay." I can't live too big; β
The baby praised happily: "Honghong, you really understand Daddy's heart! β
Hong Lijian rolled around on the bed and shouted, "Baby, let's close the door and go to sleep!"
Honghong looked at the room and said, "Dad, the brothers and sisters reacted that the magic lamp was too dim and asked for a big magic lamp." β
Baby pondered for a while and said, "I'll change it now." With a wave of his hand, the baby replaced it all with a big magic lamp.
Honghong saw that the baby house was very bright, and then looked at the conference room, and then looked at her own cabin...... He jumped and jumped with joy, and flew out and shouted, "Brothers and sisters, look, Daddy has changed the big magic lantern!"
Several sisters flew out of the big demon room and shouted happily: "The big devil lamp is so bright, it's okay now!"
Yellow, forbearing, and gray flew out in frustration and said, "You're all right! There is a big magic lamp! Ours is still small." β
Honghong flew into the conference room and said, "Dad, Huang Huang, Ren Ren, and Gray all said that their magic lamp has not been changed. β
Hong Lijian shouted: "Baby, leave it alone! Let's sleep!"
The baby flew out and asked, "Yellow, forbearing, gray, what's the matter?"
Huang Huang said: "People's rooms have changed their headlights!
Hong Lijian stood at the door of the conference room, unable to get out, and shouted: "Baby, don't worry about it!
The baby glared and said, "If you want to sleep, you sleep first, what is it called?"
Hong Lijian shouted loudly: "If you don't come, who do I love with? Come on! baby!"
The baby scolded: "What a shameless thing! Can you shout about such a thing?"
Spotted Red also flew out and said, "Dad, we haven't changed our room either." β
The baby shouted, "Boys, who hasn't changed their room, come up!"
The children of the big magic house flew out and said, "Ours have changed." β
Hong Lijian squatted at the door of the conference room and shouted, "Baby, what are you doing? I'll wait for you to sleep?"
Huang Huang asked in confusion: "Dad, what's wrong with Mom?"
Baby pondered for a moment and said, "I don't know. β
Honghong introduced: "When you come out of the magic room, you become stupid!
Shinobu looked at it and said, "Dad, I can't help it anymore, is there something wrong with the magic room that has made our mother stupid?"
Baby stopped: "Bear with me, don't talk nonsense if you can't speak." There's nothing wrong with the magic room, you watched your dad build it. The magic room is high in the sky, and nothing can come up. β
Hong Lijian shouted loudly: "Have you changed the lamp? Come and sleep after changing, the verbosity will not end!"
The baby waved his right hand, the magic turned on, searched all the magic rooms, replaced all the small lights with the big lights, and said, "Yellow, forbearance, and gray to see if you have changed?"
Huang Huang, forbearance, and gray flew into the magic room, and came out after a while and said, "Dad, it's all replaced with headlights." β
Hong Lijian stood by the door and shouted: "Baby, what are you doing?
The baby said gently, "All right!
Honghong was very depressed: "Our mother, become stupid!, what should I do?"
Huang Huang said: "Only Dad has a way, we went back to the room." β
A large group of brothers and sisters flew into their rooms.
Honghong flew into the conference room, wanting to enter her magic room, and by the way, take a look at what her mother was doing?
Hong Lijian shouted loudly: "Don't peek at me sleeping with my father!"
The baby walked to the door and said, "Honghong, after a tiring day, Daddy knows that you are very fortunate and it is time to rest! Mommy may be sick, and I will heal him." β
Honghong waved her hand and went into her room. Baby, close the door!
Hong Lijian "grinned" and smiled: "Baby, I haven't smelled your fragrance for a long time, I don't know if it's still fragrant?"
Baby sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze; I deleted Hong Lijian's brain file, how could I be stupid? If this continues, don't tell our children all our personal privacy? What should I do?
Hong Lijian used his nose to look for the fragrance on the baby's body everywhere, and asked: "Baby, the fragrance on your body is not as fragrant as before?"
The baby stroked Hong Lijian's head and said, "Tonight's performance rainbow has spilled out the fragrance stored in the body! β
Hong Lijian said: "Let's love it! Nothing, I want to love you one day." I can't give anything to the kids, but I have a heart that loves you! I don't want to leave you, not for a minute!"
The baby was silent and asked, "Why are you so infatuated?"
Hong Lijian smiled: "It's because I love you too much!"
The baby took Hong Lijian into his arms, like a child, pondering for a long time, and couldn't understand it. What the hell is going on with Hong Lijian? Could it be that there is something wrong with the brain file I lost to him?
However, his previous brain program files have been deleted and it is impossible to get them back, what should I do? What should I add, so that he won't be so stupid? But I'm afraid of becoming smart and what should I do with the company? Baby hesitated and didn't think about it.