Chapter 41 The county fight
Lingwa thought as she walked, you guy actually came here to bully the common people twice! With your three-legged cat kung fu, you are also worthy of being called a boxer? You are also worthy of showing your face in front of the public? You are really thick-skinned and shameless? It's almost the same as cheating people out of money?
Thinking of this, my courage suddenly grew again! I don't think I'm afraid that you will see it, and I don't have to go so fast; it's a big deal that the horse is yours, and I didn't say that I won't pay you back, but I'll pay you back when I go back! If it weren't for this horse, I don't know where you would be playing all day long?
Thinking about it, I laughed secretly in my heart!
In the eyes of others, they regard you as a master, like a god! You guys can really hold their breath and look presentable? Do you want me to tear down your platform today?
He struggled as he went. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info In the past, we were comparing knives and sticks, but we had never compared fists and feet, and I have practiced fist and foot kung fu for seven or eight years and never came in handy.
But after thinking about it, forget it, I'm a newcomer, and I'm not familiar with life, where can I compare with him?
He's so old, an old man in his thirties and forties, and the county is full of his people, even if I win, what can I win? Women? Don't need it! How much money can I give? Can I take it away if I give it too much? Can they let me take it?
Hey, it's none of my business, it's better to have more than one thing? I'm just here to see the excitement and play, and I have to rush back?
Thinking of this, he led the horse out of the square and into a small alley next to it. If you want to get out of the small alley, you should be able to find a place with few people to tie the horse with trees, right?
Both sides of the alley are full of handicrafts and jugglers, many women, nurses, girls, etc., walking around with children, this one, that one.
He also carefully tightened his horse, for fear of knocking over other people's things or bumping into children, and getting into trouble.
was walking cautiously, and suddenly behind him, I don't know which child threw a whip on the horse's buttocks, snapped, and the horse jumped to the side-
It doesn't matter if this jump, an old man who turned sugar gourds next to him, even people with baskets were knocked to the side by horses, and the sugar gourds in the basket and tools were spilled all over the ground!
Seeing this, Lingwa quickly stopped the horse, and he didn't see which child had hit the horse? hurriedly walked to the side and bent down to help the old man, and then squatted on the ground to help pick up a gourd.
Originally, the old man who could be forgiven for such positive actions could be exchanged, but who knew that the old man got up, stood aside, wore a hat crookedly, raised his eyebrows and angry eyes, and gritted his teeth angrily,
"How did you lead the horse?" cried the old man, and as if he remembered something, he stepped forward in two steps, and snatched the reins of the horse.
"Lose me! Don't talk nonsense, you must accompany me! What's the use of picking it up? Who else will you sell it to?"
As soon as Lingwa heard this, she was immediately dumbfounded, thinking that I went out today, it was purely a whim, and I didn't have a penny on me, what should I use to compensate you?
"I'm sorry, uncle, I didn't mean to! I'm really sorry - I didn't bring any money?" Lingwa said embarrassedly!
"No money, no money, no money to ride such a good horse?"
"Horses—horses are borrowed from someone else, to ride!" explained Lingwa.
"I don't care where you came from, I don't have any money to pay, don't think about leaving this horse-"
Looking at the old man's arrogant face, Lingwa didn't know what to say? I thought to myself, you are so difficult to mess with in the city? You have a few strings of sugar gourds in a broken basket, and you want to exchange me for a first-class horse--old man, you are confused, right?
At this time, there were several people around the side, some said forget it, some said that it was appropriate to pay points, and some said that it was really not good, so let's go to the county government and say it?
At this time, a short old man who was selling a drum came over and said to Lingwa:
"Young man, let's do it! Look at your sturdy appearance, isn't there a martial arts competition outside? You just need to go up and fight the boxer for two rounds, and you will have ten copper plates to take regardless of whether you win or lose, how about it? Do you dare to go out and try it?"
When Lingwa heard this, she said, "Hey, do you still have money to take for the martial arts competition?" and thought to herself, "It's good?" But what if they don't give it to me? I'm not a local!
"Of course, it's okay to compare punches and kicks, but what should I do with my horse?
"Don't worry, let him go first, he can't run anyway, as long as you come to the stage and hand in two rounds, so many people will witness below, how can the master be less of you?"
"No, who's going to show you the horses? I don't have that much time to wait for you—" The old man refused.
"I really don't have any money now, I don't have a copper plate—" Lingwa rummaged through her pockets again.
"You go, go - horse, I'll show you, as soon as you come on stage, maybe you are a child, let alone two rounds, maybe a meeting can give you money!" The short old man glanced at the old man leading the horse, and motioned for the spirit baby to go.
"Then I'm really going? you wait, I'll be back soon-" Lingwa saw that there was no way, glanced at the two old men, and thought that if she didn't get some money today, she wouldn't be able to get out, so she turned around and walked out.
The old man who led the horse no longer stopped him, listened to the old man's words, and let the spirit baby out.
Lingwa returned to the square again, and the crowd cheered continuously, shouting back and forth for a while, only to see the two people on the stage fighting happily!
Wanjinbao Niu is tall and big, his fists and feet are sharp, powerful, aggressive, after the opponent's three or two punches and kicks, there is only the parry left, and he is being forced to the corner, and he is about to fall down-
Wan Jinbao is opening his arms, pressing step by step, solemnly painting an eagle catching chickens,
"Will you be beaten, or will you jump yourself, or will I help you jump?" Wan Jinbao cried triumphantly.
The young man was forced to have no way out, thinking to himself, this fat man has rough skin and rough flesh, Lao Tzu punched him ten times, and he was fine; if he also punched Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu would be a little unable to distinguish between north and south? If he continues to fight, Lao Tzu will lose even more ugly -- I should jump down myself, my daughter-in-law has no hope of receiving it, but she can still earn a little money, and it is okay!
Thinking of this, he turned his head to see if there was any vacancy below, and was about to jump down, but unexpectedly, one of Wan Jinbao's thighs had reached his chest, he quickly turned around and jumped down, dodging the thigh, and the whole person snapped and fell to the ground, and the crowd was in an uproar.
At this time, Wan Jinbao on the stage smiled, clapped his big hands, looked at the crowd with contempt, and returned to the pergola to bring tea to drink. Soon, I saw a middle-aged man in a long robe walk up to the stage and say loudly:
"Haha, wonderful, wonderful! Just now the strong man was brave and knowledgeable, and it was really good, but his skills were a little inferior, and he still needed to step up his practice! However, rest assured, the daughter-in-law is still in the boudoir, as long as you work hard enough, the daughter-in-law will be yours sooner or later! Haha, please go backstage to receive the bounty!" After speaking, he waved his hand to the audience and continued:
"Please invite the next warrior to play! The next warrior will dare to come on the field and compete with our boxer?"
As soon as Lingwa heard "go backstage to receive the bounty!", her heart was itchy, and when she saw that the host on the stage hugged her fists and shouted that no one dared to go up?
Wow! The audience rejoiced again!
When the host saw that a child had come up, he couldn't help but smile again, and walked up to Lingwa and said:
"Hey, young man, how old are you, so anxious to find a daughter-in-law?"
Lingwa crossed her hands on her waist, a little embarrassed under the crowd, and said with a red face,
"I just want to get some money, I don't want a daughter-in-law!"
"Oh, the young man has practiced since he was a child, look at our boxer, and then look at you—you, are you okay with your brain?"
When Lingwa heard the boxer, she couldn't help but glance at Wan Jinbao sitting on the side of the stage, and thought to herself: We are all old acquaintances -- what is the problem with your brain? I used to be afraid of him, but now I am still afraid of a fart?
"I'm not afraid of him, as long as you give me money—" Lingwa replied confidently.
And when Wan Jinbao saw a child here, he was about to ignore it and ignore it, but he stared at him coldly--it was him?
I was suddenly startled in my heart, and I thought, why did you stinky boy come to the county seat? Lao Tzu's business is not over yet, are you in a hurry to find death? Lao Tzu's BMW is still in your hands, I didn't ask you to return it, it's enough to give you face, you are too unkind, right? Do you want to deliberately dismantle Lao Tzu and embarrass Lao Tzu?
He couldn't make a fuss in his heart, but in broad daylight, under the public of the hall, he remained calm and silent on the surface, and seeing that the host was looking at him, he only waved his big hand and replied pretending to be arrogant:
"Kid fuck off! Isn't that bullshit? I don't fight with kids—"
"Oh, young man, don't you hear me, our boxer won't beat you! You better go down and wait for another two years and come back!haha!" the host continued to smile and said to Lingwa.
"Then you give me money, give me money, and I'll go-" Lingwa thought to herself, I didn't want to fight you, someone else forced me, otherwise I would have to go home!
"Uh, give money? haha! What kind of money?" The host really treats Lingwa as a nervous disorder, and asks puzzled?
"Hey, alright, alright, give him two pennies, tell him to get out of here, don't mess around here-" Wan Jinbao yelled impatiently.
At this time, the crowd in the audience was in an uproar, and people wanted to see the excitement! I wish Wan Jinbao had beaten this child into mud, and they all wanted to see how a living person died? Or to see how a miracle appeared, how a child pulled out a thousand pounds in four or two and managed to get a big man?
"As long as ten copper plates, I'll go-" Lingwa saw that Wan Jinbao refused to fight him, and her heart was full of confidence.
"Give it to him, give it to him! Get out of here—" Wan Jinbao urged the host!
"Okay, for the sake of your kid daring to come on stage, dare to challenge, and have a commendable spirit, we will reward you with ten yuan! haha!"
After listening to this, Lingwa was overjoyed, and without saying a word, she quickly jumped off the stage and went straight to the backstage!
Wan Jinbao breathed a sigh of relief, took a sip of tea, and continued to despise the crowd in the audience!
Lingwa ran to the backstage, found the signing shopkeeper, wrote her name, and received ten copper plates. I was very excited to hold it in my hand, and I happily ran to the side of the alley, and I was too lazy to watch the ring, thinking that it was important for me to bring back my BMW.
Someone saw that the half-grown child actually received the boss's money? At this time, another half-grown boy on the stage dared to climb up, and the crowd rejoiced again!
Seeing this, the host laughed again:
"It's really a hero who is not old! I just left, and another one--young man, what are you doing again?"
The young man's shabby clothes and pants were full of patches, and at first glance, he looked like he was poor and couldn't open the pot, and he couldn't compare with Lingwa.
Lingwa's body is just a little dirty, but it is still complete, there is no patch, and she is calm and calm on stage, not panicked at all, and this kid is trembling all over, thin like a monkey, and it took half a day to spit out a sentence,
"I want to, I want, I want, I want, I want money!"
"Uh, you want money too? Do you know where you're standing? That master, do you know him?" the host saw him tremble and deliberately reminded him.
The young man just glanced at Wan Jinbao, clenched his fist in his hand, stunned and no longer squeaked, he thought to himself, that kid climbed up just now, he didn't fight, you all gave him money, why didn't I give me money when I came to power?
"Forget it, you kid is not old enough, go home and practice for a few more years! Hurry down, don't make our boxer angry, then you will be miserable!" The host looked at him and reminded him again.
He still stood still on the stage, as if I wouldn't step down if you didn't give me money!
At this time, Wan Jinbao couldn't help but stand up, his eyes were angry and his eyes were fierce, he knew that Lingwa was gone, and there should be no one in the audience who dared to go with him, and he thought, this is okay, even children don't let Lao Tzu go, where is Lao Tzu's prestige in the past?
Strode forward, grabbed the boy by the collar, almost wrung him up, and yelled:
"Stinky boy, tired of living, believe it or not, Lao Tzu punched you to death?"
The kid saw that Wan Jinbao really did it to himself, like an eagle holding a chicken, his wrist strength was surprisingly large, he was anxious and afraid, he couldn't help but go crazy, waving his hands in the air and scratching and screaming, but because his arms were too short, he couldn't reach a single hair of Wan Jinbao for half a day.
Wan Jinbao also had no intention of messing around with him, stretched out his big hand and threw it lightly under the stage, and the kid was like a bundle of dry firewood, turning in the air, snapping, no one stepped forward to pick him up, and fell heavily on the ground, in pain!
Caused everyone to laugh loudly!
At this time, I saw the host on the stage shouting loudly:
"Please take care of your children, and men who are not adults must not go on stage again! Otherwise, they will bear the consequences.
Don't blame our boxers for being polite!"
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