Chapter 855: Fulfilling the Sadomasochistic Dog Man and Woman
Hulk, who was in arrears of IQ, saw that no insect dared to stand in his way, so he opened the door on the wall himself, and then used his strong muscle explosiveness to run away like a super pheasant.
As General Ross, who has dealt with Hulk more than once, has been defeated and defeated repeatedly, he knows that once Hulk transforms, it will basically end like this, and it will not be easy to make any killer moves.
So when Bronsky was bb with him on the communicator, he said simply and clearly that he could pack up and go back home.
Kane controlled Wren's small performance, found Bruce Banner's backpack and handed it to Rose.
Bruce Banner's item points to two people who can be used as bait, Mr. Blue, and Betty Rose, the daughter of General Ross.
Kane knows that although Bruce Banner is smart, he is an ivory tower after all, and it is not easy to take care of his life and live like a normal person.
Although the reality is compelling, it is also the escape level of intelligent ordinary people.
And his past life trajectory is clear, the life circle is so big, and what he wants is clear at a glance, so he was naturally counted dead by General Ross. Passive everywhere.
But Kane decided to help Bruce Banner.
He felt that although Banner was already a frightened bird at this time, he could be regarded as being bent, but there was still the possibility of re-correcting the straightening. It's not like a few years later, when Natasha recruited him in the first phase of the Avengers, she was obviously desperate and rebounded, with numbness and a bit of cynicism.
Now it is not difficult for Kane to find Banner, after all, he controls Wren to shoot Hulk in the eyeball, and the main purpose is to implant the evil god cell. There is no need for large-scale proliferation, it is enough to play a positioning function.
Kane met Bruce Banner on a dirt road in the mountains.
When Banner saw him, he looked like a frightened rabbit, his eyes glancing around in a panic. Because Banner knew that it was not normal to meet people in this kind of wilderness, especially when the other party was still wearing a suit and leather shoes, and there was no mud on the soles of his shoes. Obviously, this is not an ordinary way to come, and it is very likely that there is more than that.
Kane laughed, "Bruce, I have to thank you, I know you're not the way you are now, it's not because you're afraid of anyone, but because you're afraid of who Hulk will hurt." ”
Banner became more and more vigilant, and said to himself, "Sure enough, they came at me, and they know me very well." ”
"How did you find me?"
Banner is no more stupid than Hulk, and he cares about Kane finding a way to him, as that would probably mean that he has no way to escape in the future.
Kane said: "As long as you are willing to communicate, I will try my best to answer your questions." However, I think it's better to start by introducing yourself. ”
With that, Kane tapped lightly, and the man jumped into the air, flew in a circle, and then hovered.
Although what happened to him was very unscientific, Kane's performance still made Banner feel like he was subverted.
Facing Banner, whose mouth was slightly open and his eyes were wide open, Kane intensified: "I know that Hulk is proud of his strength, and there is a trick called Hulk Slash, and you recognize and marvel at it." I'll do it the same way. ”
As he spoke, Kane fell, his hand pressed on the ground, and his eyes widened violently.
The ground shook and the earth cracked, more than 100 meters long, about 5 meters wide in the wide place, the depth was incalculable, and it was pitch black below, but at least more than 10 meters.
Banner's mouth was wide open enough to plug an egg.
Kane himself is satisfied, he thinks it is mainly reflected in the control, the power is oriented, and there is basically no leakage, which is not easy.
A few minutes later, the two were already enjoying a pleasant meal.
After flying and great power, Banner has seen the power of Kane's space storage, and he has become numb to such trivial things as the pomp and circumstance of his riot.
Michelin-quality French meal with foie gras, truffles, caviar...... There are basically a few delicacies that the French can handle, and the heat is just right, hot when it should be hot, and warm when it should be warm.
Banner is not to say that he is on the run, but in the past, as a member of the ivory tower, eating such a big meal also needs to consider whether the purse is enough or not.
Since ancient times, China has had a wine table culture, which is reasonable, hot drinks help to relax the mood, and food is even better, especially a few cups of yellow soup, the kind of cramped and cautious attitude that seems cramped and cautious because of strangeness can be removed, and the atmosphere becomes harmonious.
Of course, there are people who can still act.
It can only be said that for the drama spirit, the stage is everywhere, it is the ability to identify, and it can't be identified, and if you are deceived, you should recognize it, most people have to admit it in their lives, and they are indispensable to teaching fees, and they can be regarded as caring people who can be born once and twice mature, and there are many people who have repeatedly bumped into me, such as Thor, the thunder god of 'brother abused me thousands of times, and I took my brother like my first love'.
Banner is obviously not a drama master, after a good meal and drink, Kane's qualifications to talk have basically been confirmed, and more importantly, he agrees with Kane's statement I don't have any strong intentions for you.
"Banner, I'm not here to tell you about the vastness and magnificence of the universe, although the great time has arrived, and in a few years, aliens, gods, and so on will appear because of a few stones. But these can still be far away from you, as long as you can recognize them. I mean, like other mortals, the ordinary goodbye to family one morning suddenly becomes a farewell. ”
“...... Are you trying to persuade me to accept reality?" Banner smiled wryly, "Even if I don't want to, what can I do?"
"If you really don't want to, it's not difficult to send you back to normal, and you don't have to pay extra, just sell your current body. ”
Banner said sarcastically: "After talking for a long time, you also think about this body." ”
Kane nodded: "Indeed, otherwise I wouldn't have flown all the way from New York to chat with you." I prefer to play with the girls, and they like me. ”
"I see!" Banner said with a laugh.
"And what about your girl? Your Betty has now tried to start a new life, she has a doctor of psychology as her boyfriend, she is quite talented, and her character is good, and the only thing that may be wrong is that Betty is late, so she can only be a spare tire. That's right, Betty still misses you, just like you do to her, after all, you are a pair of bitter lovers who have been forcibly separated, and you haven't experienced the trouble of pots and pans and the itch of seven years or something, but you are suffering from lovesickness, and the image of the other party in your mind is constantly beautified, which is simply irreplaceable. ”
Speaking of Betty, Banner immediately became uneasy. All kinds of seven emotions on the face, but like that, it's not uncommon to become a Hulk the next moment.
"Are you sure you want to transform? you know, and not to mention how much trouble it will make, I'm going to beat the Hulk and get into a mental disorder. After all, I'm definitely a professional when it comes to fighting. ”
Banner continued to smile wryly: "I'm sorry, I just didn't expect Betty to ...... Alas!"
In fact, this is the point I want to say, with the short life span of human beings, we can still clearly feel the vicissitudes of life, the changes of things and people, which shows how fast everything changes. I know you've always had a deep affection for Betty, and I don't know how many times you've imagined going back to the past, living a normal and happy life without accidents. But if you lose the Hulk, don't you really regret it at all? I don't doubt your determination, I'm just talking about the profound change in everyone's consciousness from the moment the accident happened, including yourself. ”
"I know, I know!" Banner still smiled wryly, "This mountain sees that mountain high." ”
That's pretty much what it means. There is a saying in the East that even if your body is completely back to normal, it does not mean that life can get back on track. Even after checking with General Ross, they still have more to say, such as wanting to know how it was recovered and who took it. The point here is not whether you are telling the truth, but whether they believe it or not. ”
Kane smiled, "I even thought about making some big moves when the time comes, or letting the Hulk put on a few shows to attract attention." But then I think about it, it still doesn't work, my show, Hulk show, can indeed make Rose their attention diverted, but the more they pay attention, the more severe their interrogation will be, they won't believe our encounter, this kind of chat, or magically solve the problem that has been bothering you, this is determined by their human nature, they are like that, they can't accept any possibility they don't want to hear. ”
"And correspondingly, you who have lost your power can only be slaughtered. I don't want to use the power of the Hulk to break free now, at that time, hehe......"
Banner ruffled his hair with a sad expression. Kane's words were like the sharpest knife that stabbed his ostrich heart into a thousand holes, making him feel dark and hopeless like never before. He also has experience, he has seen a lot of ugly faces, he knows that what Kane said is very true, it is possible, and it is because of this that he is so desperate.
Kane was still babbling: "But for me, these can still be solved, as long as you are willing to cooperate." The only thing I can't solve is that you called me one day and told me with a handful of snot and tears that you broke up with Betty, because of relationship problems, because of trivial things in life, you regret returning to the ordinary. ”
"No! Never like that! Betty and I are very close to each other, and our relationship has been tested a lot. Banner almost blurted out.
"So, do you still want to be ordinary, as long as you can properly settle the problem of being wanted and so on?"
"Of course. ”
Kane shrugged, "Well, let's just say that everyone has their own ambitions. So, are you willing to believe me, or are you going to go to Calvo University as originally planned, get the original experimental data, and then find that 'Mr. Blue' to solve the problem?"
Banner exclaimed, "You know that. ”
"Of course, it's hard to guess your thoughts, not to mention the fact that the items in your lost backpack in Portowede are very clearly directed. Including the chat records with Mr. Lan, they are all clues. General Ross is casting his net for another capture. To say that the two of you are actually good cp, you have a good heart, and you are very persistent, you repeatedly jump into the pit, he repeatedly fails because of Hulk's rampage, and so on, destroying countless flowers and plants. ”
Banner was in no mood to bother with Kane's gag-like descriptions, which were so gloomy that there was nothing but darkness left before his eyes......
However, people's self-healing ability is very strong, and after a while, Banner feels a lot better. And it's a good scar and forget the pain, or plan to go to Calvo University to find data or something.
If you don't say that poor people must have something to hate, like Bruce Banner, he won't change his mind if he doesn't touch the dead and live in person.
Fortunately, Kane's understanding of human nature is also very comparable.
He knew that the reason why Banner was able to withstand the gamma rays and not go crazy or explode was because he was strong-willed. And the wild strong-willed people often have one characteristic, that is, they are extraordinarily strong.
Don't look at Bruce Banner's politeness, even a little shy, but this is also an ordinary person who can cooperate with the miserable means, Kane can directly see through his heart, and he is very clear about his mental appearance.
So I couldn't persuade him, Kane wasn't annoyed, the foreshadowing was completed, and Banner suffered a loss at that time, so he would naturally remember what he said at this time.
As for Banner's safety, after personally perceiving it, Kane felt that the tactical nuclear bomb should be able to take Banner in seconds, even if it was in the form of the Hulk, but General Ross was probably not so forced to shoot whoever he wanted with a nuclear bomb.
In addition to the nuclear bomb, finding Tony Stark, using the miniature ark as an energy source, and creating a high-energy laser weapon should also kill the Hulk, but General Ross still didn't force Tony to work for him.
Others are going to be mutants, such as Gretchen who brags about the state of comparison, or the Iceman who is in the state of the frozen universe. This is all a representative of the absolute law, but even if this universe dares to make this kind of terminator so shamelessly, if it wants to really do it, it must meet very, very harsh conditions, and the difficulty is definitely greater than Thanos' collection of six Infinity Stones.
Therefore, Banner is theoretically immortal, and if it weren't for his own cowardice, he would definitely be able to kick and fly all over the world.
"Well, you can play as you want, whatever you want. To be honest, I'm not a good person, as for the dead and wounded soldiers or passers-by, I can only say that there are so many traffic accidents on the earth every day, and there are not too many of them. ”
Banner shuddered, he could feel that Kane really didn't care.
However, he was soon interrupted by the shock of Kane's opening of the space door. The more you understand science, the more you have a feeling of being a dog about this kind of portal, space door or something, so to speak, the basic theorems of science and technology have been overturned, so that the modern civilization built on the basis of science and technology looks like a super-sized joke on the whole.
"Let's go, what are you still doing in a daze, do you really think that I flew over, even Iron Man will be locked by radar, don't you know how good America's radar system is?" Kane said sarcastically.
"Iron Man!?"
"Don't you have a laptop with internet access, why don't you even read any gossip news, how boring is your life?" said Kane, as Labana crossed the time gate and went straight to New York.
To the southwest of New York is Washington, D.C., and to the south of Washington is Virginia, and Volka University is the state's well-known university and where Banner once worked and lived.
Kane took Banner back to New York directly, saving Banner the process of returning home on two legs and begging along the road, which can be regarded as affecting the development process of the main line.
But on the other hand, Kane's chatter let Banner know that Betty has always been unforgettable with him, which is basically destined to meet again, and stage a stronger love affair than Xiao Biesheng's newlywed.
Not even Stanley's pizzeria, a place full of memories for the two of them, was not spared, and Banner's circle of contacts was so narrow that even fewer people could trust him.
Theoretically, he doesn't want to cause trouble to anyone, but in fact he is specifically responsible for causing trouble to people he knows, which is a typical passive slaughter, whoever has a good relationship with him in the past is unlucky.
So, despite the money Kane gave him, and even false identification, he ran to Stanley to stay overnight.
It's just that I didn't see Betty have a new boyfriend and a new life, and I was sad and didn't want to destroy Betty's new life, so I endured it silently, and then I was accidentally bumped into by Betty at the pizza shop, and then I found out about the situation from Stanley, and finally caught up with the bloody sadomasochistic drama that hugged in the rain.
Instead, he asked Stanley to call and secretly make a tryst.
Due to Kane's involvement in the whole process, the efficiency was too high. At this time, General Ross and his party had just returned home, and Ross had to report to the relevant authorities for the smashing he and his team had done in Portoverde, Brazil, and Bronsky was also brewing his anger and was ready to fight with Rose, and had not yet attempted to inject the super-soldier serum.
So there's actually plenty of time on Banner's side.
However, Kane's fanning of the flames, he finally listened to it, for example, Kane told him that 'Mr. Blue' was so keen to help him, not because the other party was kind and sympathetic to him, but for fame and fortune, what would happen if he entrusted someone else, he should understand.
Of course, Banner knew that a drop of his blood had accidentally dripped into the beverage filling system, and he had to stop the filling line to look for it, not simply because he was afraid of being discovered, but because he knew how much trouble the blood could cause.
Since he was a lot wary of 'Mr. Blue', he naturally became hesitant to ask him for help.
Coupled with the rekindling of the old relationship with Betty, the two were very affectionate for a while, and they were really in love for no time, and disaster came in a blink of an eye.
Like what originally happened, it was also the situation reported by a phone call from Betty's new boyfriend, Leonard Samson. The reason is a bit complicated, but the main reason is that in the context of not having in-depth contact with General Rose, he trusted Rose's superficial character, was deceived by his general aura, and was not deceived by the characteristics of his daughter's father, thinking that Banner was a scumbag who deceived Betty with deception and a little white face.
So, the classic battle is still staged, and General Ross can be regarded as once again clearly seeing the Hulk's ability, in the face of the continuous attack of ultrasonic cannons, it can be smashed hard, heavy machine guns or something are similar to tickling, helicopter cannons plus crashes and explosions, and they can't do anything about it.
As Kane said, the more Hulk is showy, the less likely Ross is to give up, as summarized in his original history, in his eyes, Thor, Hulk, are misplaced nuclear bombs.
With fire, heavy rain, and equipment wreckage all over the place, Hulk took Betty, who had fainted from the smoke, and leaped away, and Rose, who had a dog-like expression, could only watch him off.
Soon after, the indomitable General Ross was restored, a man with his own set of truths, and a conviction that was not inferior to that of some religious fanatics, and for such a man who firmly believed that what he was doing was right, even great, his inner strength was unimaginable.
Then it was a matter of finding all the clues that could be found, including searching Betty's room and taking all the information that could be taken.
Leonard Samson sees through Rose's hypocrisy, which is what Ross says is the primary starting point for protecting his daughter. Leonard said, "You know, what I'm most proud of is being able to tell if someone is lying." The parting message was: "I didn't understand why she never mentioned you, but now I know." ”
As soon as Rose left, Kane ghostly appeared beside Leonard, "Women are like this, there is basically not much rationality at all, and the revival of old feelings is not even because you treat her badly, but just because she thinks that old feelings are better." That's why I emphasize first-hand, not as a spare tire. Especially in the free world, it is too easy to be green, and human nature is so untested. ”
As Leonard, who has lived with Betty for two or three years, he naturally understands and is very heartwarming, but he is a mature man, and he has a good character, generosity, and can also think about things from the perspective of others, and give understanding and tolerance, so he still asked calmly: "Sir, are you?"
"You'll just be a passerby. The reason why it appeared, it's also a bit nosy, I think people like you shouldn't suffer this kind of pain for too long, look here......"
When Leonard subconsciously looked over, Kane snapped his fingers, and Leonard suddenly became as if he had been illuminated by the amnestic cleaning stick in {Men in Black}, and then Kane whispered a few words and left.
After a while, Leonard made himself a cup of hot tea, and then sat in a wicker chair under the eaves, watching the rain and drinking tea with a relaxed expression......
The next morning, under a rock in the mountains not too far from the University of Volka, Betty was the first to wake up and find Banner herself as a meat pad, and she was lying on top of Banner, still covered with her tattered half-coat.
"The right way of thinking, it's warmer to cover your body than to wear it on. And this guy is very suitable as a mat, he won't get sick, at most he will suffer a little. However, if you dry your clothes with body heat, you may have to drink some ginger soup or something when you turn around, so as not to get sick. ”
A nice voice suddenly remembered. Then Betty saw Kane, although Kane was a handsome man, but Betty was still shocked, after all, in this wilderness, there was suddenly such a person in a suit and leather shoes, and his shoes were not stained with mud, which was quite unbelievable.
Betty was startled and moved a little wider, and Banner woke up, and the first thing that caught Kane's eyes were Kane's non-muddy shoes and high-end striped trousers with a straight line that could scratch his hands.
Then he hurriedly turned around and saw that Betty was by his side and was safe and sound, so he greeted Kane with some embarrassment.
"I had such a good time performing yesterday, and I slept in such a ventilated place, so I'm about hungry, right? Let's go, go back to New York, it's not breakfast time yet. Kane said as he opened the door to the space.
Betty naturally looked stupid, but it was Banner, who was used to Kane's style, and said to Betty: "Let's go, I'll explain to you slowly when I get back." ”
So the three of them returned to New York.
Although Kane had a house in Washington Heights, it was his home. For him, home has a certain sacred attribute, and no one will invite him to the house, so until now, he has lived with Olivia, and then there are two maids, one is a part-time cook, who is always there, and the other is a part-time worker, helping with cleaning or something. Even Monica only came to sit and walk, but she would never stay overnight.
On the other hand, as unscrupulous and casual as Kane, it is natural to think of trying one play at a time.
For example, the abandoned factory often shown in movies and television as a base looks very good, and if you put it all over the specious high-tech, it will be even more like that.
This is the place where Banner and Betty came.
It wasn't Kane who arranged it, but let Kara do it.
Carla herself doesn't have this kind of thinking, but she can develop the downline, get a few tech nerds, and Kane wants 80% of these.
Kane doesn't pick either, just have that meaning, anyway, it's pretending, and he won't really use it like a punisher.
It's still like last time, delicious and good to drink, and let the two make up for a sleep, until the afternoon, Banner and Betty have slept full, and after getting up, they washed up together, and chatted at the same time, and when they looked for Kane together, they found that this guy was stacked on the table, very indecently playing games, workstation-level fever configuration, just to play old games like the Tiger Fighter, and there was no one.
Seeing the two of them coming together, Kane paused, threw away the external handle, got up and asked, "What do you want to drink?"
"Whatever you want. Banner said.
"I'm casual too. Betty's mind was not at all about what to drink.
"Then I'll see if someone places an order. ”
As a result, the two found that the drink that Kane recommended to them was unexpectedly appetizing, and their eyes lit up when they drank it, and they couldn't throw it away.
"Many people live their whole lives just to eat and drink for this. What are your plans for the future? Travel around the world, eat, drink, and have had enough fun, and then return to the ivory tower life?"
Betty is not ignorant now, but she still wonders, "Can you really do it?"
"When you have a chance to talk to Leonard again, you will find that he doesn't remember the part of super friendship at all, and instead treats you as an old friend. I'm not boasting about my ability to modify my memory, but I'm saying that the key is your will, and if you cooperate, you can achieve it, and if you are awkward, I won't be able to help much. Especially Banner, even if the so-called antidote is obtained, it can still be awakened. If you want to solve the problem once and for all, you need a heartfelt goodbye. ”
Banner took a long breath, looked at Betty, and said, "I've decided, officially say goodbye to Hulk, and goodbye to the bumpy life of the past few years!"