"Yo drink, young man, are you awake? Tsk, the young man's body is hard, it's okay to be injured like this, and in less than a day, he's alive again, it's good to be young." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

woke up slowly, and heard a loudspeaker-like voice shouting in his ear, and the noisy and confused Li Moxuan almost subconsciously slapped the loud voice out. Fortunately, I remembered that I was now a "seriously injured body", so I barely extinguished this tempting thought.

"Hiss~, pain, pain, hiss, hiss, this, where is this?"

Li Mo Xuan raised his head a little strangely, looking blankly at the unfamiliar environment around him, as if he was very surprised that he appeared here.

"Huh, why is this kid like this? It can't be amnesia, is it? It's troublesome now, if the city lord knows that I didn't take good care of this kid, he will definitely pick me up, what should I do? ”

The loud voice continued to nag in Limo Xuan's ear, and when he heard it, Limoxuan's forehead was so eager to kick it over, open his stomach, pull out his intestines, wrap it around his neck, pull it hard, and then raise the knife in his hand, and with a bang, the world finally came quiet.

When Mo Xuan wanted to look up, ready to find the guy who made the noise, ready to carry out the pleasant punishment mentioned above. When I looked up, I was almost startled by the "thing" in front of me.

This thing in front of me is extreme... Well, how to say it, it's extremely huge, at least in the eyes of Li Moxuan. The height of less than one meter eight from Mo Xuan is considered tall among ordinary people, but compared with the muscles that are close to two meters and five and the same as pimples... Oh ho ho, the cyclops and the seven dwarfs have a sense of déjà vu?

Well, it's okay to be big, anyway, the world is so big, there are always some people who are different from ordinary people. Okay, let's move on, well, wearing a standard warrior's outfit, this is quite normal, although such a large outfit looks twisted, but isn't there a saying that says: seriously, you lose.

But then what Mo Xuan saw... If you don't take it seriously, you also lose. With blue skin, exposed big fangs, and hideous face, although Mo Xuan knew that he was laughing, he could only say one word if he could laugh so earth-shattering. At least in Limo Xuan, those so-called zombies are weaker than this smile, and those zombies crying to him are a hundred times better than the smile of this "thing". Scared the baby to death.

Looking at the stinky face that seemed to have been trampled by a hundred violent elephant beasts a hundred times and pulled a lump of hot Xiang on it, even those standard cases of plastic surgery failure were a thousand times more beautiful than him, and Li Moxuan, who was still a little sleepy, suddenly woke up.

The first action you do when you wake up is to get up, bend over, get on the ground, prepare, and vomit!!

Looking at Li Moxuan, who was lying on the ground and retching, the "thing" also seemed embarrassed to touch his head, and continued to pull his thick voice and said: "Yo, I forgot to introduce myself, I am the captain of the guard of the City Lord of Negro City, the orc Tado, I went out on a mission three days ago, and I just came back today." Oh, by the way, the lord told me to watch you and ask you to wake up and go to his office to find him. ”

"Gash ~, cough cough, gash ~, gash ~~"

Tado: "...... Feed it almost enough, although I know that I look very crazy for humans, and humans who see me for the first time will be like this, but it's good to get used to it, and I'll get better after a few more times. ”

There was a pause in Mo Xuan's vomiting movements, and when Tado thought he had figured it out...

"Vomit~, vomit~, cough~"

, you know that you look terrible? So why are you running out to scare people? I don't know that people are scared to death? Uh, it seems that he is not human... That's what it is, anyway. Do you know that you look so abstract and artistic, and I am embarrassed? You also know that you will scare humans? Isn't it enough to watch this kind of picture once? You are still used to it, you are used to your sister!Vomit~, no, let me vomit for a while.

Li Moxuan felt that his soul of complaining was burning, and he couldn't wait to complain for three days and three nights, if there was a dull hair, it would definitely be the rhythm of the little King Kong, and the bird didn't The king or something was weak. (Haha, the stalk of bad jokes, there should be many people who know about it.) ）

"Hey, I'm one of the few beautiful men among the orcs, don't be so exaggerated, right?"

Seeing that Li Mo Xuan was still vomiting, the orc Taduo couldn't help but say with a black line on his head. I'm one of the few beautiful men in the orc race, so you don't have to give me face like this, right? There must be something wrong with your human aesthetics, well, it must be so.

“...... Gross~..."

Do you know what a beautiful man is? A person like me is called a beautiful man. Bears are 10,000 times prettier than you. According to what you say, isn't it true that all the orcs are more terrible than you? What kind of strange race is it when I go? Why hasn't it been destroyed yet? Is there still a heavenly principle? Is there still a royal law? I have a problem with my aesthetics? Is there a mistake? You have a problem with your aesthetics, and your whole family has a problem with their aesthetics. You......

Li Mo Xuan kept roaring in his heart. At this moment, Li Mo Xuan was devastated, after entering the demon, he could kill people without changing his face, and Li Mo Xuan, who was talking and laughing with people in the sea of corpses and blood, was almost cried by Tado. Really, even if he looks like a bird, he dares to say that he is a beautiful man, and he is really drunk from Moxuan.

"If you vomit again, if you vomit again, I'll lean over, and you try to vomit again. ”

Seeing that Li Mo Xuan was so faceless, he smiled and Sanyao was still smiling, Tado had a black face and yelled at Li Mo Xuan unpleasantly. I really gave you a few colors and started a dyeing shop.

"Stop, stop, cough, well, I don't throw up, don't come here, yes, yes, just stand there, cough cough, it's really tired!"

Seeing that Tado really leaned his face up, Li Mo Xuan's face suddenly turned pale, and he quickly got up from the ground, walked a few steps quietly, and after getting away from Tado, he tidied up his clothes casually, and sighed.

When Tado heard Mo Xuan's last sentence, he immediately clenched his fist hard, and the muscles of his exposed arms burst out. Look, "I'm so tired!" "What are you tired of?" Have you done anything, how can you be tired? So you must be pretending to be tired, how can you not be annoyed and angry when you hear this Tado? How can you not get angry?

After taking a few deep breaths, trying to calm down the agitated emotions, he forcibly suppressed the idea of beating this kid in his heart, and said solemnly: "Okay, I'm not joking with you, the city lord is waiting for you in the main pavilion, you can go quickly." ”

Hearing Tado say this, knowing that the meat play was coming, Li Moxuan also put away his joking thoughts, nodded solemnly, raised his legs and walked out of the door, and after opening the door and walking out half of his body, he walked back and stood in front of Tado, the expression on his face was unprecedentedly dignified.

Tado was also infected by this oppressive atmosphere, and his face became solemn, thinking that Li Moxuan must have something important to tell him.

"I'm going to ask you a serious question!"

"You say. ”

"The main pavilion... Where?"

The solemn expression froze instantly, took a deep breath, and roared loudly at Li Moxuan: "You, give, me, get out!!"