Chapter Twenty-Eight: A Blonde and Blue-Eyed Foreign Female Tourist
"What should I do about this, Master, what can I do about this? Is this kid okay? Is the painting spirit okay? What should I do about this?" the tour guide asked as he looked at Master Xian'en anxiously. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"This~ Alas, how did you do it. Master Xian'en shook his head, then slammed his staff to the ground a few times, after which he closed his eyes, twisted the beads in his hand, and silently recited a scripture in his mouth. Then he opened his eyes and counted with his fingers.
"This child was born in a lunar year. Souls tend to weaken in places where there are monsters. Just now, her soul was too weak, and she was touched by the Buddha's light again, and the soul of the painting spirit was beaten into her body. So, the problem just now. ”
"Huh?" the others were amazed.
"That, this, this ......" The tour guide was so anxious that he couldn't speak.
"It would be good for the old man to do the 'soul method' to bring her soul out of the child's body, but she will be wronged by the soul of the painted spirit, because it will be removed as a fairy ghost. ”
"Oh, how can I do that, will it be dangerous?" asked the tour guide anxiously.
"There will be no danger, but it will be hard to draw spirits. Master Xian'en shook his head and said.
After saying that, the master began to recite the sutra, and after a while, he saw that the child was asleep. Then, after a while, the painting spirit flew out of the child's body and rolled to the ground.
Then I saw that she looked very tired, as if she had been insomnia for several days.
The tour guide anxiously asked the master about the situation.
The master stopped chanting and said:
"It's okay. Her soul could not go back to the temple with the old man. Because it will be mistaken for a ghost and a ghost by the Buddha light of the town temple, and it will be scattered.
Therefore, the old man recites a sutra so that the soul of the painting spirit can return to the hotel with you during the day. It would be nice to wait for the body of the painting spirit to be rescued from the ancient mansion. This has to wait for Master Liu to come. He'll be here soon. ”
"Oh, Master Liu. Oh, I see. Wouldn't that be dangerous?" the guide asked.
"Let the spirit of the painter stay in her own room. Then stick the talisman outside the door. She'll be safe. As he spoke, the master took out a yellow talisman and gave it to the guide.
The guide put away the talisman, and then the master asked them to take the spirit back to the hotel, and he and his apprentice also went back to the temple.
The Buddha's light is gone, and Master Xian'en and his apprentices are gone. The room is also back to normal, free of snow and ice.
When the tour guide took everyone out of the house, they saw that the sky was clear outside and the weather was heating up again.
The soul of the painting spirit walked out of the house smoothly because of the effect of the master's chanting just now. Back at the hotel, everyone was still worried.
The guide asked the spirit to return to his room and put a talisman on it.
So he breathed a sigh of relief. There was nothing wrong with the little girl. The tour guide told the child's mother, Sister Li, about the situation, and Sister Li, who was at work, almost cried. Although she heard that the child was fine, she was still scared and hurriedly asked for leave to take the child home.
At this time, the waiter Xiao Zhao ran over and said:
"Uncle Wang, that foreign tourist has arrived. Look, do you take a break first, or meet her first. ”
"Oh, I see. Come with me to meet her. After speaking, the tour guide went with Xiao Zhao to meet the foreign tourist.
Guide Wang asked Xiao Zhao as he walked:
"This tourist is the one you said, from that country?"
"Oh, I forgot, it's a very friendly country anyway, but it's a little too open. You know what I mean, right?" Xiao Zhao squeezed his eyes and said with a low smile.
"Oh, I see. Heck, that's not good, it's better for our country to be conservative. However, if you say that it is a warm and friendly country, there are many warm and friendly countries. How welcoming, what customs?" the guide asked.
"Passionate, passionate. You say, I'm a warm enough person, but this foreigner is more enthusiastic than me. After a while, we need to be careful about the wording and not be misunderstood or embarrassed. After all, the national conditions and customs are different. And although she speaks our language, she may not speak it so well, and we don't laugh if she makes a mistake. ”
"Oh, okay, okay. When the tour guide heard this, he began to feel very nervous, afraid of embarrassment.
"A young, enthusiastic, blonde, foreign female tourist, also from an overly open country. The tour guide said.
"Yes. Xiao Zhao said.
"Oh, this, I have to call your Aunt Wang and explain the situation first. This young foreign woman with blonde hair and blue eyes visited the ancient town, but you have to explain it to her, so as not to worry her. ”
After speaking, Guide Wang made a phone call to explain the situation to his family.
Then, he asked Xiao Zhao:
"What is this friendly country like? Well, I mean, I mean...... Didn't you have a friend who came back from studying abroad? The tour guide asked a little embarrassed.
"Oh, well, I have a friend who went to study abroad, but it doesn't seem to be the country of the foreigner he went to, but it is also a country with similar customs. She told me that she was conservative and didn't quite fit into the very open customs of that country. Then she returned to China and had a lot of trouble finding a boyfriend. ”
When the tour guide heard her say this, he asked:
"What's the trouble?"
Xiao Zhao sighed and said:
"Oops, don't mention it. His boyfriend likes her. However, seeing that she is too enthusiastic, I am afraid that she is a student who has become very open. He was afraid that she would think she would be conservative, so he behaved very openly, but in fact he was very conservative. My friend also likes him, but he doesn't like him being too open-minded and a little sad, but he pretends to be fine.
However, I couldn't help but quarrel with him later.
After arguing, I don't think he's like that kind of person. It took a few more rounds to figure it out, and it turned out that both of them were very conservative.
Later, I don't know how I mistakenly thought that he was married, had children, and had several girlfriends and boyfriends. And they quarreled with him again,
She thought he was a dissolute person, and she thought that she had been deceived by him and played with her feelings, and she was about to go crazy, so she made a big fuss again. However, he was also blinded, and every time he didn't explain it clearly. Actually, his so-called girlfriends are all people introduced by others to go on a blind date with him, and some are not blind dates, but they are jokes he said when he was joking, and they are not real girlfriends. Actually, he didn't have a girlfriend either.
Fortunately, later, she figured out that he was indeed unmarried, and he was a young man who didn't have a girlfriend. He adheres to the ideal of love, does not find women casually, and has no problem with having a boyfriend. Heck, though, it's all a bit of a hassle. It's so much trouble. ”
"How are they now?" asked the guide.
"I don't know. It's been a long time since I've asked about this. Now she's busy with work. We didn't see each other much anymore. I don't ask her about these things that make her unhappy. ”
"Oh, then don't talk about that. Just now, I called your Aunt Wang to avoid this misunderstanding. Your Aunt Wang didn't say anything, she didn't think she could. When my child found out, he was not at ease. They don't want me to receive them. This is a job, and I can't afford to do it. ”
"Yes. Oh, by the way, foreign tourists can speak our language, but they can't speak it well, so don't say anything like "bed" to make people misunderstand. In foreign countries, mentioning the word "bed" seems to be what it is, do you understand?" Xiao Zhao instructed Guide Wang.
"Oh, without mentioning the word 'bed', should I be enthusiastic? Guide Wang asked.
"Of course, the hospitality is required, and our hostel has always been enthusiastic. But don't be too enthusiastic and don't show love to others. ”
"Oh, of course not. Of course I'm not going to show affection. Besides, even if you really want to show affection to an unmarried young man who is a partner, it may not be useful. ”
"Why didn't it work? You forgot? Oh, I forgot the name of that unmarried guy who didn't have a girlfriend. Isn't it through other friends who let a girl he likes come to us for a tour, and then he is very enthusiastic about others, and he shows his love at the beginning, and makes people afraid of him, and thinks he is a pervert tour guide to cheat his feelings. The guy cried several times aggrievedly. ”
"Look, I misunderstood, I cried several times. That's why it's useless. ”
"I'm not done yet. In the end, the girl figured out that he was not lying to her feelings, but a young man with sincere feelings, and then the two of them were not going to get married now. Xiao Zhao said with a smile.
"Oh, that's right. Then I'm just a little enthusiastic. The tour guide said.
After a while, they met the foreign tourist.
Tourists are indeed quite welcoming. They were also very welcoming. However, the tour guide was a little nervous, so he thought not to mention the word "bed", so as not to misunderstand foreign tourists. But the more I worryed, the more I was mistaken. He inexplicably mispronounced the word "bed" several times. Xiao Zhao and the tour guide themselves were so embarrassed that they broke out in a cold sweat.
Finally, after they left, the foreign tourist called a friend and said how this tour guide looked like a pervert tour guide, and kept telling her the word "bed". She was scared. Then her friend contacted the hotel and asked her to change the tour guide.
When the tour guide heard this, he was very embarrassed. Everyone laughed, although they knew that he was not a pervert, but when they saw his embarrassed appearance, they couldn't help laughing.
The tour guide was relieved to hear that he didn't have to accept foreign tourists. He's still worried about painting spirits. Master Liu hasn't arrived yet. If he takes tourists to other places and Master Liu comes, he won't be able to explain the situation to Master Liu to save the painting spirit, he is afraid that other tourists will not understand.
At this time, he suddenly remembered that the ancient town still didn't know whether it was safe or not! Although he knew that the painting spirit was still inside, the security guard called and said that he had not found the painting spirit at all. And they also checked everything, as if everything was in order. Although he said that it was better not to go to this foreign tourist.
However, this foreign tourist insisted on going to the ancient town. And nothing strange happened until I came back. Another day passed, and all the security guards had been dispatched but had not found the painting spirit.
Guide Wang was waiting for Master Liu in the hotel, and he was also restless. Master Liu's phone can't be reached. I don't know where he was at this time.
However, Master Xian'en said that if he could come, he would definitely be able to come to save the painting spirit.
Foreign tourists are leaving. She told the tour guide as she was leaving, picking up a mobile phone. Moreover, in the ancient houses of the ancient town, there is a wall that has been graffitied and painted with a modern person, and it is a pity that the monument has been destroyed.
Then, after the tourists left, the tour guide told the hotel about the situation.
The hotel also reported the situation to the cultural relics protection unit of the ancient town and ancient house. Someone went to check overnight and found that there was indeed a wall that had been graffitied and painted a modern person. But after a while, the painting on the wall suddenly disappeared. The staff of the cultural relics protection unit said that this may be a short-term effective paint, and it will melt and disappear when the time comes.
They also did an inspection and found that the wall was not damaged. They were relieved to leave the ancient mansion.
After returning, they also made some questions to several people who had been to the ancient town.
When everyone saw the pictures they had taken, of the people on that wall, they were stunned. That character is simply a painting spirit. That phone is indeed a drawing spirit.
The staff of the cultural relics protection unit felt that the painting spirit was a painter, probably forgetting that it was in the ancient house, and the inspiration came, so they painted a portrait on the wall. She may carry this temporary paint with her, and when the inspiration strikes, she will immediately draw it, and then take it back and paint it on canvas. The paint melts away when it dries, leaving no traces and not damaging the original wall. She probably left the ancient town by herself and went back to create paintings. I also dropped my phone in the old house.
Although no one agreed with this analysis and explanation, there was no other explanation to be given, and when the staff left, they began to discuss it.