Liu Xiong squinted at me and said disdainfully: "Zhang Shiwen, you can really blow, can you still be a bodyguard like this?" At best, you are just a scarecrow to scare the timid thief." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"You... You say I'm a scarecrow, why do you let me accompany my sister-in-law? I said angrily.

"Scarecrows aren't useless, and the little sparrows are quite afraid. Liu Xiong grinned and said, "Zhang Shiwen, don't be unconvinced, let me ask you: Do you know how to fight? Do you have the strength? Do you have the guts?"

Liu Xiong asked me like a gun, and I was simply devalued for nothing. I said angrily, "I retract my promise just now and will never accompany my sister-in-law again." ”

"Hey, Zhang Shiwen, have you learned to speak too much?" Liu Xiong asked with widening of his eyes.

"I'm not happy that anyone told me that three cents are worth two cents. I also glared at Liu Xiong.

"You see, you see, people just can't tell the truth. Zhang Shiwen, which sentence I just said is not the truth? Don't you always advocate treating your friends sincerely? As soon as I tell the truth, you will be unhappy, so do you mean that I will tell you lies in the future?" Liu Xiong asked.

When I think about it, too. What Liu Xiong said is indeed the truth, I am a timid person, have no strength, and have no martial arts, and I am indeed a "scarecrow".

Thinking of this, I grinned and said, "Yes, you're right." Well, I keep my promises. ”

"That's pretty much it. Liu Xiong smiled proudly.

As soon as he entered the hotel, Liu Xiong said greedily: "Zhang Shiwen, order a few more dishes today, I have been short of oil and water in my stomach recently." ”

I said to Qu Hui: "You go and order some more dishes that are appetizing to you and Liu Xiong." ”

Qu Huile said hehehe: "Liu Xiong, I am going to take a pig-killing knife and slaughter Shiwen today." After that, I went to the sample room to order.

I looked at Qu Hui's back and asked, "Liu Xiong, you two have been married for several months, why hasn't your sister-in-law moved?"

"Why didn't you move?" Liu Xiong didn't understand the meaning of my words for a while.

"My sister-in-law's stomach is not moving. I glared at Liu Xiong and said, "You, you belittled me just now for not having the strength, and I don't think you're a good brain." ”

"Zhang Shiwen, if you don't say a word coldly and don't move, who can understand it all at once. Liu Xiong sighed and said, "It's normal for Qu Hui's stomach to not move. ”

"Normal? Liu Xiong, although the two of you have been married for less than a year, there are many young people nowadays who get pregnant as soon as they get married. Supposedly, you and your sister-in-law are in good health, and there should be movement. ”

"Alas!" Liu Xiong sighed again, looking at his expression as if there was something unspeakable.

"Liu Xiong, what's wrong with you two?" My heart suddenly hung in the air, and now, I am most afraid of the conflict between Liu Xiong and Qu Hui. Because, once they fall out, Qu Hui will entangle me. Now, I have fallen in love with Miao Siyu, and it is difficult to accept Qu Hui anymore.

"Zhang Shiwen, what do you want me to say?" Liu Xiong lowered his head, pondered for a while, raised his head, and said sadly: "Qu Hui only let me touch her once a week, you say, can there be any movement?"

"Ahh With Liu Xiong's great body, it is difficult to meet the needs without three or five times a week, but Qu Hui only let him touch it once, wouldn't it torture Liu Xiong.

"Don't you believe it?" Liu Xiong looked surprised when he saw me.

"Can't you be gentle with your sister-in-law? When you go to bed at night, say a few more warm words to her. In this way, she naturally let you touch it. "I've got an idea.

"Zhang Shiwen, you also know, I'm stupid and can't say those meaty words. Liu Xiong said embarrassedly.

"Liu Xiong, you can't say it, you can do it. When you go to bed at night, touch her and kiss her, this will always be done, right?" I knew that Liu Xiong was not good at talking, and gave him ideas.

"This... I can't do that. Liu Xiong said embarrassedly.

"Liu Xiong, you can't say it, you can't do it, no wonder your sister-in-law won't let you touch it, I see, you deserve it!" I scolded.

"Zhang Shiwen, you can do me a favor. Liu Xiong said in a pleading tone.

"What help?" I was startled, thinking: Could it be that Liu Xiong asked me to help......

"Yes, you do ideological work for Qu Hui, so let me touch it twice a week, so that the probability of pregnancy doubles. Besides, once a week, I can't stand it. Liu Xiong said.

As soon as I heard it, it turned out that I was asked to do Qu Hui's ideological work, which is easy to do.

"Okay, I'll persuade Qu Hui tonight, at least let her add it to you once a week. "I'm sure of that.

"Really?" Liu Xiong said excitedly.

"Of course. I replied in the affirmative.

"Zhang Shiwen, I have long found out that Qu Hui listens to you more, and I pondered: Maybe your brain is better. I'll admit it: you are indeed smarter than me. Liu Xiong said sourly.

"Liu Xiong, Qu Hui didn't listen to me, but what I said was reasonable. As the saying goes: it is reasonable to go all over the world. As for you, your mouth is indeed a little stupid, but it's good, we can complement each other. I have a good brain, you have a lot of strength, and when you need to use your brain, I'll go up. When you need to push hard, you rush. I said with a grin.

"Zhang Shiwen, I'm going to have a child, I'll give you a credit. Liu Xiong said happily.

Qu Hui ordered six dishes, one soup and two dim sum, and she asked Liu Xiong: "Is it enough." ”

Liu Xiong nodded and said, "My wife still feels sorry for me." ”

I glanced at Liu Xiong and thought: Isn't this guy not able to talk sweetly, this sentence is to the point.

"I don't feel sorry for you, who else feels sorry for you?" Qu Hui glared at Liu Xiong.

"That's it. Liu Xiong smiled flatteringly at Qu Hui.

The dishes were ready, and Liu Xiong roared and feasted.

"Liu Xiong, pay attention to your appearance. Qu Hui reminded.

"Hehe, I don't pay much attention in front of Zhang Shiwen, I can do whatever I want, who made him my iron buddy. Liu Xiong said nonchalantly.

"Yes, since they are good friends, there is no need to be restrained, the more casual the better. I agreed.

To be honest, I only felt unrestrained in front of Liu Xiong and Qu Hui, so I was not disgusted by Liu Xiong's actions, and even felt very kind.

Liu Xiong ate for a while and asked, "Zhang Shiwen, you won't invite me to dinner for nothing tonight, right?"

"You guessed it. I'm not a man who does anything bad at a loss. I laughed.

"If there's a fart, let it go!" Liu Xiong said as he ate, and he exclaimed: "The dishes in this hotel are good, and they all meet my appetite." ”

"Liu Xiong, I'm very confused about a case, let's call it a case, I want you to help analyze it. I got straight to the point.

"Say it. Liu Xiong said briskly.