Chapter 5 Marry a ghost daughter-in-law
East off the mountain, in the city lord's hall!
Dong Liuhai was wearing a brocade robe, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, holding a purple gold medal in his hand, leaning in the light, watching it fascinating!
He hummed a little song leisurely: "You are my little baby, I can't love you too much......"
"Oh yes! Concubine Cheng Wu's entry card, I tried my best back then, but I didn't get it, but my son Hua Shuo got it, I am very relieved! Compared to that Dong Xiaobai's waste, my son is a dragon in the sky, and he is a reptile on the ground!"
"It's just that this year's Concubine Cheng Martial Arts Competition is a bit special, and Hua Shuo must not be allowed to participate......"
Dong Liuhai put the purple gold medal on the table, and walked outside the hall with a helpless and regretful face. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"It's been four days, why haven't you seen Hua Shuo come back, is there something wrong!"
Dongliuhai was a little puzzled to himself, and at this moment, there was a rush of footsteps on the mountain road.
"Hahaha, Hua Shuo is back, how is it, have you found the Evolution Treasure Liquid?"
Dong Liuhai's face was full of joy, and he greeted him with a big smile.
However, in the dim light, the smile on Dong Liuhai's face froze!
I saw the dragon in my mind, Dong Huashuo, who was now wearing bandages all over his body, like a white worm, being carried on a stretcher by two bloody guards, and his mouth let out a painful moan.
And the reptile in his mind, Dong Xiaobai, was looking at him with a smile, his expression was calm, and his gas was leisurely.
"What's wrong with Hua Shuo, what's wrong with him, if he has three long and two short, I have to cut you into pieces one by one!"
Dongliuhai was angry like an old lion, the beard on his chin was blown upright, and he hurriedly strode over, picked up Donghuashuo, and ran to the main hall to heal.
However, at this time, Dong Xiaobai shouted loudly: "Uncle Dong stays, your mother has come to see you!"
Chirping!
Dongliuhai braked sharply, and the shoes sparked on the ground, turned around suddenly, and walked towards Dong Xiaobai with a wave of anger.
"Say it again, little rabbit, you dare to mention my mother!
"No, no, look at what you said, I love your mother as much as my mother, I just went to dig her old man out of the ground tonight, so that she can breathe, after all, she has been buried for so many years, she can't breathe well, I'm afraid she will get lung cancer......"
Dong Xiaobai said with a sincere face, and nodded solemnly at Dong Liuhai, "As a son, you should do the same! I don't even bother to talk about you!"
"Hold the grass and hastily...... Little brute, how did I leave the mountain to have such a superb yours, go and die!"
Dongliuhai was so angry that he jumped in place, trampled all the stone bricks on the ground, sandwiched Donghuashuo under his arm with one hand, and slashed at Dong Xiaobai with the other hand.
This move was too fast, and the backhand attack hit Dong Xiaobai's brain.
"Oh old thing, you dare to do it to me, this is a trick to force me to magnify"
Dong Xiaobai was startled, jumped backwards, and then drew a circle in front of him with his palms, his expression serious and solemn.
His body exuded the momentum of a sixth-order warrior, and then he ran wildly towards the East Flowing Sea, rolling up the fallen leaves on the soles of his feet.
The fallen leaves are swept by the wind, swirling sharply around Dong Xiaobai, and there is an extraordinary momentum of freedom!
"Sixth Order Samurai !!"
Dongliuhai was shocked, this little beast pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, hidden so deeply, he didn't show his cultivation on weekdays, but when he broke out today, he scared the old man!
But then he sneered, he was an eighth-order warrior, and pinching Dong Xiaobai to death was like pinching an ant to death.
"Hahaha, on Dongli Mountain, unless my dead old lady is resurrected, no one is my opponent!"
Dongliuhai let out a cold laugh, agitated with one arm, and his strength was condensed, just waiting for Dongliuhai to rush in, he beat this little beast with one palm!
"Trick - the goddess descends!"
Dong Xiaobai roared, and he was about to rush to the attack range of Dongliuhai.
Dongliuhai narrowed his eyes, regardless of whether your goddess came to the world or the gods descended to earth, the old man still slashed and killed with one palm.
"Whew~"
The wind sounded, and in front of Dongliuhai, a graceful and heroic figure suddenly appeared.
Holding a cold moon sword, the murderous aura of the forest cold on his body could barely dissolve, and his hair flew backwards with a powerful momentum.
"Master! Not good! The little beast even ambushed a master!"
Dongliuhai was furious, and the condensed palm struck out sharply, and the air was popped, but it was empty.
Then, he felt that he had been slapped by someone, and the powerful force made him dizzy, his eyes were full of stars, and as soon as he let go of his hand, he threw out the Donghuashuo he was holding.
"Wow!"
"Ahh
Dongliuhai's face was swollen, he shouted angrily, he didn't slap his face, he didn't scold people, he didn't expose his shortcomings, why was this master so shameless!
As soon as Donghuashuo woke up, he felt that he felt the joy of flying again, his body flew dozens of meters away like a cloud, and then hit a stone pillar, screaming in pain.
Dong Liuhai heard Dong Huashuo's scream, and he was distressed, but he didn't dare to move, his eyes were firmly fixed on the master who came out of the darkness step by step!
"Which master is visiting, please ...... Oh hold the grass! you, you, you...... I'm ......"
Dong Liuhai clenched his fists and said, his expression was solemn and serious, he could easily dodge his own blow, and he also attacked himself with a backhand, this is a master, a top master!
However, as the figure in the darkness slowly appeared in the light, Dong Liuhai jumped three feet high in shock, his fingers in front of him, his teeth fighting, and he couldn't speak.
Dong Xiaobai said at the right time: "Uncle Dong, this is my trick 'Goddess Descending', it's powerful enough! ”
In the face of Dong Xiaobai's teasing, on weekdays, Dong Liuhai must have slapped him in the face.
But today, at this moment, there are 10,000 divine beasts called grass mud horses in his heart, scattering joy, trampling on his nerves and heart.
"Mother...... Mother, fifty years ago, on that auspicious day, didn't I bury your old man myself, how could you ...... How did you come back to life?"
Dong Liuhai felt that his head was convulsing, or a nerve was wrong, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
How can an old lady who has been dead for 50 years come back from the dead!
"Hey, good son, you've been stupid since you were a child, why are you so big, and you're so stupid, all of this is a mother who can be a person, oh no, it's a ghost!"
Dong Xiaobai controlled Dong Ink, touched Dong Liuhai's head, and said earnestly.
"Back then, when my mother died, didn't you burn a lot of paper money and treasures for my mother, and my mother used them all to make up and down, so that I could return to the yang world, this time, I mainly missed you, and I saw if I could take you with me, and go back to the underworld together......"
"Ah! Don't! Mother, please spare me, my son still has to take care of your grandson Hua Shuo, you see how old he is, he is a single person, our old club is not yet a queen!
When Dong Liuhai heard that Dong Shuimo was going to take him to the underworld, he was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he fell to his knees and cried.
"What's there, since you can't let it go, let's go together, let's go together for three generations, it's also a good story in the underworld, go back, I'll give some more gifts to Brother Hades, let him find a ghost daughter-in-law for Hua Shuo!"
Dong Shuimo waved his hand and said indifferently.
"Oh, no, I don't want a ghost daughter-in-law!"
In the distance, Dong Huashuo exclaimed, he had just recovered from the joy of flying when he heard such words.
His grandmother actually wanted to take him to the underworld to marry his daughter-in-law!
Dong Liuhai was also panicked, and suddenly caught a glimpse of Dong Xiaobai who was holding his hands and blowing a small tune on the side, and his eyes suddenly lit up, and he glared at Dong Xiaobai vigorously.
Dong Xiaobai blinked and said strangely: "Huh?!Uncle Dong, are your eyes twitching or what's wrong? No, I have to ask your mother to treat you!"
"Poof!"
Dongliuhai was so angry that he vomited blood, Made, how can there be such a brain in the world, Lao Tzu is giving you a look, where are the eyes convulsed, have you ever seen someone with convulsions in the eyes!
"It's almost dawn, let's rest quickly, Grandma Dong, you can rest too, tomorrow morning, I'll take you around again!"
Dong Xiaobai was really tired, and he kept yawning, so he said casually. Hearing the ears of Dongliuhai, he was suddenly like a fairy sound, like a song of returning to the soul, which made him grateful.
Dong Shui Mo nodded and walked towards the main hall.
"Mother, go slowly, come here to rest!"
Dongliuhai hurriedly got up, hunched his waist, trotted to lead the way, led Dongshui ink to a luxurious but most remote big house, and then hurried back to the main hall.
"Xiaobai, today is really thanks to you. When you were a child, I found that you were very smart, with a very high IQ, more than 10,000 times stronger than my Huashuo......
As soon as Dong Liuhai walked in, he took Dong Xiaobai's hand, smiled kindly, and kept boasting.
Next to him, Dong Huashuo took healing medicine, and as soon as he returned to the main hall, he saw his father in a vigorous Kuadong Xiaobai.
Dong Xiaobai's fat face and smiling eyes narrowed into a slit, and he suddenly felt annoyed.
"Uncle Dong, I understand what you mean, don't you just want me to help you bring a message to Grandma Dong, so that the old man can go back to the underworld as soon as possible, and don't come to disturb you, don't you?"
Dong Xiaobai shook his head and said.
"Smack!"
Dong Liuhai slapped his thigh and stood up, startling Dong Huashuo.
"Oh, yes, Xiaobai, you are really smart, cute and invincible, Uncle Dong's words in his heart have been said by you, as long as you help me do this, the young master of Dongli Mountain is still yours, and even I, the city lord of Dongli Mountain, will do it for you!"
Ignoring Dong Huashuo, who was red-eyed, Dong Liuhai continued to pat his chest and said: "Your daughter-in-law, Xiyue Holy Maiden, didn't she have a cave with you, don't worry, as long as you do this, Uncle Dong, I will personally tie her up and put her on your bed!"
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