Then he asked, "How long do orcs sleep?"

Niu Da Ma Er was confused again, the cow's head was on the horse's mouth, with a confused look, they didn't know how to answer, each time it was a trip, and then they were stirred by the chicken Wuming, often insomnia, I really don't know how long I want to sleep, I can't count it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing the expressions of these two goods, Mo Zifan knew that this question was from the second grade, and as the first grade, they couldn't answer it.

He continued to ask, "What is the origin of your master?"

Mo Zifan's twist is simply an Olympiad problem, completely confusing Niu Da and Ma Er, and making the two demons crazy, the cow's mouth and horse's mouth are big, and then he closes his big mouth, looking at Mo Zifan with an innocent face.

I can't answer two questions in a row, and the two goods are suddenly in a hurry, this is the owner of the master, if you complain, then you will not be punished for eating meat, think about the appearance of eating grass every day, and the two goods are in a hurry to tear off the horns and horse ears.

When Mo Zifan saw this scene, he immediately understood completely, it was better to ask these two strange questions directly.

I don't plan to embarrass the two wonders: "Take me to the cave." ”

At this time, Niu Da Ma Er exhaled two coarse breaths, yes, two coarse breaths.

Soon the three of them, oh not one and two orcs, came to a cave, strictly a cave, the cave had no door, it stretched straight into the depths, like digging a square space in the stone wall.

There is a white light on the top of the cave, the whole cave is illuminated, in addition to a stone couch in the cave, there are a few stone piers left, there is no furniture, it is not an exaggeration to describe it with the four walls of the house.

Niu Da carefully put Mo Zifan under the stone couch, and then turned around to leave.

"Hey, Brother Niu and Brother Ma, can you get me something to eat?" After some tossing, Mo Zifan was already with his chest against his back.

Niu Da Ma Er, the head of the bull and the horse crooked, did not say anything, turned around and disappeared into the darkness, except for the bright light in the cave, the outside was pitch black, Mo Zifan was so angry that his nose was almost crooked, thinking that this bull head and horse face would not even understand this, right?

At this time, he understood that Sanmao should be the owner of the bull head and horse noodles, so there should be no big problem with his life, but he tried his best to catch himself and throw it here, which means a few things.

Mo Zifan was like the second monk at a loss at this time, touched his shriveled stomach, and sat on the stone couch dejectedly.

Now it's really called the sky is not spiritual, the earth is not right, the feet can't be used, and the outside is black and rumbling, and the probability of escaping is almost zero, this is the rhythm of starvation.

Niu Tou Ma Mian and Sanmao, but they have the instinct of night vision, and they don't need light at all, but they are just mortals, look at the darkness of the cave, and the cold wind, and suddenly tighten the clothes on their bodies.

Half-orcs, tiger eagles, big-headed dolls, bull heads and horse faces, what kind of demon cave, there is no place often, there is another layer of understanding of this strange world, the worldview of the 21st century, collapse will collapse, he has adapted to it.

Right here, there was a sound of footsteps outside the cave, and Mo Zifan looked at the darkness with a wary face, a little grass and trees.

Then two giant shadows broke through the darkness and appeared in front of him, and Mo Zifan breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the comer.

I saw Niu Da Ma Er, a sheep with two heads in his hands, a pheasant with golden wings, and a huge feathered snake.

"Master's master, you eat!" Niu Tou Ma Mian threw away the things on his body and threw them in front of Mo Zifan.

Mo Zifan hadn't woken up from this strangely shaped prey yet, and then he was awakened by the loud sound of collision.

"Nima, when I was a beast, this bloody thing made me mouthful?" Mo Zifan was speechless for a while.

Then he grinned and said, "Will this thing be poisoned if you eat it?"

The two-headed sheep, the golden pheasant, and the winged snake feel that they have been exposed to nuclear radiation at first glance, and it is strange that this thing will not die if it is eaten.

"Poisonous, it's not poisonous, the sun family eats it every day, and the body has always been great. Niu Da Niu's head shook like a rattle, as if he was afraid of being misunderstood by Mo Zifan.

"That, can you help cook it?" Mo Zifan said weakly.

Hearing Mo Zifan's question, Niu Tou Ma looked confused, turned around and disappeared into the darkness.

"Nima, these two wonderful!" Mo Zifan couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Hungry and unbearably hungry looking at the bloody deformed food, my heart is full of whimper!

Just when Mo Zifan couldn't help but nibble on the mutated ingredients.

Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps in the darkness, and he felt that the footsteps were messy, Mo Zifan thought it was a bull head and a horse went and returned.

So he exhaled and said, "I said that you are not finished..."

But before the words were finished, like a duck stuck in the throat, I saw a snow-white swan the size of a calf, standing on the shoulders of a gorilla wearing a flowered robe, and a human head dog wearing a high hat in front of him.

But when I looked closely, I suddenly felt that the whole person was not good, there were so many monsters.

Nima has a human face on his head, gorillas wear floral clothes, and snow-white swans are even more bizarre, and they are actually worn outside blood-red underwear.

Seeing this strange scene, Mo Zifan deeply doubted that he had come to Crazy Monster City.

"Who are you...?" I was going to say, 'Are you human or demon?', but I don't think it's suitable, so it's a cassette.

I saw the white goose wearing underwear, a beak, it was actually a pure human language, and then the white goose jumped to the ground elegantly, the goose's head drooped, the right wing was slammed, the chest was clapped, and the humane bowed and saluted.

"Gah... I have seen Your Excellency, I am an elegant and noble white swan Bai Chang, and I am your loyal white goose manager, and I will take care of your daily life in the future. ”

Of course, if it weren't for the underwear worn outside, when he flew down, the cave that he didn't engage in was full of goose feathers flying around, making duck calls, and copying a standard human language, Mo Zifan would definitely think that his movements were very elegant and noble, but unfortunately his performance at this time was really not related to elegance and nobility.

Then a very important question comes to mind, a goose wearing underwear to take care of his daily life?

Is this okay? Mo Zifan really wanted to scold the ghost.

Just when Mo Zifan was still stunned, a dog barked and interrupted his thoughts.

"Wang, half like the sun and half like the moon, has been bitten by the golden dragon and is missing; look at the celestial phenomena tonight, know the major events in the world, know the will of heaven, and it is difficult to go against the sky. I am the dog-headed military master Zhuge Tianji, I am the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, and I have seen the Venerable. At this time, the human head standing in front of him was actually a dog's mouth, not a human face, and he shook his head and said.

"Dog-headed military advisor, the embodiment of wisdom and beauty?bard?" Mo Zifan's eyes were about to fall, and he felt like he wanted to vomit, he was too narcissistic.

Suddenly, I felt that the words of the head dog were so familiar, as if I had heard it in a certain board game, and the dog could actually chant poems against the sky.

Mo Zifan's original worldview has been trampled into ashes.

Before Mo Zifan could remember where this sentence came from, he was interrupted by a loud bang.

I saw the gorilla hammer his chest several times, making a drum-like sound, and his voice was like thunder: "I've seen Your Excellency, I'm the three apes of the Berserk Demon Ape, and I live next door to you, and we have hundreds of wives, do you need me to send you a few wives?"

"Nani, send his wife, gorilla version?" When he thought of the situation where the female orangutan was lying together, the whole person was about to collapse, and Nima thought that he was filming 'King Kong'.

Mo Zifan felt that there was a wind in the backyard, and hurriedly excused himself: "Oh, Samsung?

Hearing this, Mo Zifan was completely angry, and suddenly reminded him of that hard work process, and his face was suddenly full of anger, and he looked angry.

Such a violent reaction shows how poisonous that unbearable past is.

The three apes of the berserk demon ape were almost frightened by Mo Zifan's voice, and they didn't know why the Venerable had such a big reaction to his name.

The lord in front of him is the master of the master, if he is offended, the master will not pick his own skin, and then kill his wife.

Suddenly, the three apes lay on the ground in fear, and said tremblingly: "Honor... Your Excellency, I am the third in the family, so I am called the three apes, if you don't like it, I will change my name immediately. ”

Seeing the gorilla crawling in front of him, Mo Zifan looked at all this dumbfounded, just now his voice completely aroused resentment towards a customer in the 21st century, but he didn't expect this gorilla to be scared down by himself.

At this time, Mo Zifan suddenly remembered that they called themselves honored as soon as they met for Mao, and it was speculated that Sanmao must have said hello, and his good impression of Sanmao increased in his heart.

I misunderstood the gorilla, and then I was angry, and said apologetically: "Oh, the three apes, don't change the name, I just remembered the unhappy thing, you get up." ”