The 472nd Golden Phoenix

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Let me deal with it is cremation, where is it buried, do you have a platoon?"

"No, I wanted my father and mother to be buried together, but because I had no money, I only bought a piece of land for my mother, but my father didn't buy it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"I can only be buried in the sky. After my father died, I burned him and buried him in the backyard of the sky, so that he would always be with me, and you would never have to worry about it. Daddy's house, okay?"

"Yes, Daddy's house should have been given to me, and you are not short of money. My dad is gone, and I can rent it out to fill my life. ”

"Okay! The house is given to you, you can do whatever you want! Dad, I'll take it away, die in heaven, and deal with it on the spot; you have the key to the house, and if you don't want to come now, you can't come." ”

"That's it, hang up!" Ah Ying hung up the call.

The baby is crying with a headache.

The little old man said, "I'm not dead yet, why are I crying?"

"Dad, I'm feeling bad, I'm really uncomfortable, I'm going to take you to heaven. ”

"I can't walk, I can't go to heaven, I want to die at home. ”

"Dangdang, Mom, are you there?" came the voice of the boy outside.

With a wave of the baby's hand, the door opened. Tsai walked in, half a head taller than the baby, and shouted, "Mommy, I miss you so much!"

The baby couldn't laugh and said, "Boy, you don't often come to see grandpa; you haven't eaten for two days, you're fine at home, you should come often!"

"Mom, doesn't my grandfather have an aunt to take care of?

"He's your grandfather. My mother is not here, and you came to see my grandfather, so why don't you understand it?"

"Mom, since I said it, I'll come every day, and I'll be fine at home anyway. ”

"Mom is very happy that you have this idea. But it's too late, my grandfather's days are numbered. The MONOCLACUS test, I can't survive today. ”

Tsai Tsai was reminded to pay attention, there was a square head higher than the bed, a manipulator, and a human-like Dongdong, who asked beside the baby: "Is he the one who tested it?"

"Yes, his tests are very accurate and he never goes wrong!"

"Where did you buy it? I love it. Mom, can you send me?"

"He's a MONOCULUS, I can't buy it, and I can't give it away. ”

"Why?"

"She is the shadow of her mother, and wherever her mother goes, he follows her?"

"I have, how good it is, Mom, you're still like that, you haven't changed at all, you're not old, I don't know what you're doing in heaven?"

"Your mother is a fairy, of course she does fairy things. ”

"Mom, since you are a fairy, why don't you save your grandfather and let him come back to life?"

"Grandpa is a mortal and has mortal physical functions. My grandfather's entire biological function was aging and could not be repaired. Using the immortal method can't make your grandfather achieve the desired effect, so it's the only way!"

"It turns out that Shinsen also has problems that can't be handled. ”

"Birth, old age, sickness and death are natural phenomena, and no immortal can surpass them. The baby glanced at the little old man on the sofa and shouted, "Dad, the boy has come to see you." ”

The little old man didn't react, his eyes were closed, his whole body was paralyzed, and he fell crooked on the sofa. The baby pushed with his hand and shouted, "Daddy, Daddy!"

Tsai also shouted: "Grandpa, grandpa." ”

The little old man fell down the back of the couch. When the baby saw it, she cried out loudly, "Daddy, Daddy!"

The MONOCULUS automatically searched and said in a magic voice, "The little old man is gone." ”

The baby hugged the little old man tightly and cried: "Dad, your life is too short, there is nothing, just gone! Dad! You can't leave me! I wanted to let the boy accompany you through the last time, but I didn't expect you to leave in such a hurry! Dad, I can't bear it! I really can't bear it!"

Tsai cried for a while, feeling very sad, knowing that he was infected by his mother. Tsai Tsai has no relationship with his grandfather, he only knows that there is a grandfather, and he doesn't care. Since Mom and Dad divorced, most of them thought about themselves and forgot about their grandfather. β€œ

The baby cried enough, and said to Zaizai: "Mom is leaving, manage the affairs of Daddy Hong's company, and Mom will notify you." Don't worry, just wait at home!"

Tsai Tsai was disgusted: "Mom, he is not my father; how many times have I seen him, I don't pay attention to the shouting, and he is not like before; I don't have such a father!"

"There's a lot to tell you later. You have to manage his company in the future, and you need to be taught by others to manage the company well. If you don't shout Dad, will people teach you?"

Tsai Tsai pondered for a while and said, "I will shout when you are here, and I will not shout if you are not." ”

The baby said, "That's it, I'm gone, think about it!"

Tsai asked anxiously, "What about my grandfather?"

The baby said, "I'll take it." The baby waved to the boy, wiped the tears, and slowly disappeared in front of the boy's eyes, and disappeared after a while. The MONOCLONE flies up, burrows headlong into the frame, and disappears along with the frame. My grandfather's body floated up gently and flew away along the balcony. Stunned, Tsai chased him to the balcony and looked at the sky. My grandfather's body flew up the eaves and was out of sight. β€œ

The baby came to the sky and appeared, holding his father's body horizontally, using the fire method taught by the five bald heads, with a thought in his heart, the divine fire flashed, and with a wave of his right hand, the flame flew to his father's body and began to burn. With a wave of his hand, the wind blew violently, and the body saw that the wind and fire were strong, and it turned into ashes and drifted away with the wind. Daddy is gone forever. The baby knows that Dad is a mortal, he can't enter the fairy world, and the body can't be stored in the air, so let the wind blow it away!

Baby asked, "MONOCULUS, see if my dad has a ghost?"

A magic light flashed in the air, and after a few turns, the demon-eyed man appeared, automatically searched for a while, and said: "After your father died, the yin ghost flew away, and he had no kung fu before his death, so he couldn't clean up the lost yin soul, so he could only disappear." ”

Baby asked, "Is my dad completely gone?"

The Demon-Eyed said, "Ordinary mortals, after death, the ghost disappears completely. However, the living person, the fantasy of the dead soul ascends to heaven. This desire does not mean that the deceased possessed this ability. The so-called ghost does not disperse, which means that he is very famous in the world, or has achieved great achievements in the world, and has lived in the hearts of people for a long time, while the deceased still has no ghost to speak of. β€œ

Baby asked, "Do people have ghosts?"

"Yes, the deceased is famous, and he will live forever in people's hearts, so he is called a ghost. ”

"Is there a ghost in the body of the deceased?"

"Nope. The so-called soul refers to the liver and lungs in the body of a living person. The liver is the soul, the lungs are the soul, and when a person dies, the liver and lungs rot, and the soul disappears. ”

The baby finally figured out the true meaning of the soul, flew into the fairy world, and came to the big demon room. The MONOCLONE follows invisibly. The baby saw that Honghong and the five bald heads were busy, and they didn't see the goldfish two, and when they turned around, the goldfish two flew in through the small door of the golden light cover.

The baby asked knowingly: "Goldfish two, what did you do?"

"Baby daddy, I didn't expect you to have a father;

The baby put his hand on his mouth and blew it, "shhhhh ”

The goldfish in the sky suddenly appeared in front of the second goldfish and said cheekily, "I still don't want to go." Goldfish two, I want to marry you!"

Goldfish Two said: "I don't know about you, I'll talk about it when I understand!"

As soon as Honghong saw the baby, she shouted loudly: "Daddy, I've been there for a long time, it's getting dark!

Baby, goldfish two, goldfish in the sky, staring at the plate flying in the air. Goldfish Er asked, "Heavenly goldfish, do you know how to make food?"

The goldfish in the sky said, "Of course, if I don't know how to cook, will I be able to live until now?"

"How old are you?"

"My face age is twenty-six, and my actual age is five hundred and eighty!"

"Do you have a wife?"

"There was one, and I didn't look for it again when I died?"

"Why don't you look for it?"

"None of them I can see. ”

Baby asked, "What do you cook, can you show your hand?"

The goldfish in the sky made a loud noise: "Everyone, everyone! I want to marry the second goldfish as my wife, especially for you to show a phoenix halal, I hope you will praise after eating!"

Honghong said: "The phoenix is a legendary bird, there is no such thing as a phoenix;

The goldfish in the sky said, "Ordinary humans can't find a phoenix, so they use chickens instead of phoenixes." But it's a chicken, and even if the wild rooster feathers are beautiful, it's not as good as the phoenix;

The bald head said: "I'm going to see your Phoenix Halal today." ”

The red siblings opened their eyes wide and stared at the goldfish in the sky. The brothers and sisters of the goldfish family are also looking forward to it. With a wave of his hand, the goldfish in the sky flew into a golden phoenix with three tails from the air along the small door of the golden light cover, the color was very bright, and everyone liked it when they saw it.

Goldfish Two exclaimed, "Ah, there is really a phoenix, where did you get it?"

Honghong also stared and asked, "Such a beautiful thing, do you want to kill and eat it?"

The golden phoenix spoke: "I am a beautiful female phoenix, and I hope that the men present will fall in love with me." ”

Huang Huang shouted loudly: "Golden Phoenix, I love you!"

Goldfish Twenty-Four asked: "Huang Huang, in front of me, dare to love the Golden Phoenix in front of me?"

The golden phoenix said, "If you love me, marry me!" But say to the goldfish in the sky, 'Don't kill me.'" ”

Huang Huang shouted loudly: "Heavenly goldfish, don't kill her; ”

The goldfish spirit scolded: "Huang Huang, you are a shameless thing! The goldfish twenty-four is a pure virgin married to you; don't you want it?"

Huang Huang said: "Yes, who said no? Goldfish Twenty-Four will be the eldest wife, and Golden Phoenix will be the second wife!"

The golden phoenix said loudly: "Huang Huang, I love you! Be your second wife! You marry me! You want to marry me!"

The baby stopped: "Huang Huang, Dad doesn't agree with you marrying the Golden Phoenix." You already have a wife, and you are still dependent on others to support you, how can you be embarrassed to burden others?"

Huang Huang said: "I can now support myself, and in the future, I don't have to search for food, and I won't participate in food distribution activities." ”

The goldfish spirit glared at the boss: "Huang Huang is a heartless and liverless thing! Aren't you going to marry the golden phoenix? Heavenly goldfish, kill the golden phoenix! It's this goblin who is causing the trouble!"

The three goldfish shouted: "Golden Phoenix, I don't have a wife yet! Marry me, right?"

The golden phoenix said, "No matter who it is, as long as you persuade the heavenly goldfish not to kill me, you will marry him!"

The goldfish spirit shouted loudly: "Heavenly goldfish, kill her quickly, didn't you say you want to listen to me?"

The goldfish in the sky said, "I listen to the second goldfish the most." ”

Goldfish Essence Order Goldfish II: "Hurry up and let the goldfish in the sky kill the golden phoenix!"

Goldfish Two pondered for a while and asked, "Goldfish Three, do you really want to marry Golden Phoenix as your wife?"

Huang Huang objected: "Goldfish two, I want the golden phoenix!"

"I can't marry you if I want to! After marrying you, where will the goldfish be put in twenty-four. The third goldfish doesn't have a wife, so he can only marry someone who doesn't have a wife. ”

Huang Huang shouted loudly: "It's so unfair!"

Baby asked, "Huang Huang, what do you mean by fairness? Most people don't have wives, and you have to marry two of them, is this called fairness?"

The goldfish in the sky said: "If you want a lot of golden phoenixes, search for Phoenix Mountain, you can have as many as you want!"

Huang Huang waved his hand and shouted loudly: "Search the Phoenix Mountain in the sky, and come to my side with a female phoenix." "Magic searched the sky, turned around and came back, and found nothing. Huang Huang sighed and said, "Heavenly goldfish, you lied to me!

The goldfish in the sky said: "Little brother, your magic power is too small, and you are too far away! If you want to find the golden phoenix on Phoenix Mountain, you have to increase your power twenty times." ”

Huang Huang was anxious: "I want this one." ”

The second goldfish scolded: "Huang Huang, you are too shameless! Golden Phoenix won't give it to you?"

The goldfish in the sky shouted loudly: "Everyone, everyone! Although the golden phoenix is good-looking, he will always be a phoenix, not a human." You are human beings, and it is not suitable to marry an animal as a wife, so let's kill it!"

The golden phoenix shouted in a panic: "Goldfish two, Huang Huang, you save me!"

Huang Huang glared and said, "Heavenly Goldfish, you said that the golden phoenix is an animal and is not suitable for people;

The goldfish in the sky said, "I'm going to change, I'm going to change whatever you want me to be."

Huang Huang said: "If you want to change, you will become a golden phoenix, doesn't it look like it?"

The baby shouted to stop: "Don't change, we have to eat first, and then we will talk after eating." ”

The bald head looked at the plate flying in the air and said, "Let's eat the fish on the plate first!" and reached out to get a copy. The baby reached out and got a copy.

The goldfish in the sky waved his hand, and even the second goldfish got it, saying: "The golden phoenix is a dish, don't be tempted by her beautiful body." When I'm done, I'll kill it!"

The golden phoenix flew over and ate a plate of fish with his mouth and said, "It's delicious! It's delicious! Five-bald head, it's amazing, you can make such a delicious thing!"

Honghong said: "You are dying, and you are still grabbing food." ”

"Anyway, I don't believe no one wants me. I become a beauty, and someone wants it. The golden phoenix turned into a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman appeared in front of the people, her body was not stained, and she shook her body and said: "Don't you want to marry a beautiful woman?

The goldfish in the sky said, "I have killed so many phoenixes, and none of them will change into humans, so he asked, "Golden Phoenix, who are you?

The golden phoenix said: "I am a phoenix spirit, of course I will kill people!"

"The phoenix in the sky, should they all be immortals?"

The phoenix spirit said: "Phoenix Mountain is an immortal mountain, and all the phoenixes in the immortal mountain are immortals." The Emperor of Heaven has an order to prohibit the hunting and killing of immortals on Phoenix Mountain, and if they are discovered, they will be punished according to the rules of heaven. ”

The goldfish in the sky said: "I have eaten so many golden phoenixes on Phoenix Mountain, why didn't I deal with them according to the rules of heaven?"

The phoenix spirit said: "That's because no one sued you, and the Emperor of Heaven doesn't know." Now so many people are watching, if I am killed, the goldfish three will quietly report to the Emperor, and your little life will be gone!"

Goldfish San was very excited and shouted loudly: "Golden Phoenix beauty, I want to marry you." ”

The phoenix spirit said: "Okay! I'll marry you! Actually, there are a lot of beautiful women and handsome men in Phoenix Mountain! Count how many of you are single, whether you are male or female, willing to marry or willing to marry, you can be matched with the right one." ”

Baby praised: "Great! Why don't we move to Phoenix Mountain to live? β€œ

Honghong was very happy: "Dad, I'm going to Phoenix Mountain." ”

The baby shouted, "Children, we are going to Phoenix Mountain, let the five bald heads build a beautiful palace there, and everyone will live together and share the joy of family." β€œ

Goldfish Er also shouted, "Baby Dad, let's go! ”

The baby asked, "Five bald heads, can you build a palace for the brothers and sisters of the red red family and the brothers and sisters of the goldfish family?"

The five bald heads said: "The Emperor of Heaven has a rule, no matter what level of immortal, he cannot imitate the Palace of the Emperor of Heaven; ”

Honghong said: "It's okay not to build a palace! It's okay to build a luxury villa, right?"

The five-bald head said, "Let me ask the Emperor of Heaven." The five-bald head flashed into the air with the contact eye on the back of the middle head, and a big phantom appeared outside the golden light mask, wearing a crown, and asked, "Five-bald head, do you have something to report?"

The five-bald head said respectfully: "Your Majesty, I want to build a big villa on the phoenix, please ask Your Majesty for approval." ”

The Emperor of Heaven said: "On the Phoenix Immortal, it is where the Phoenix lives, and this land has been distributed to the Phoenix Immortals. If you want to build a large villa, you must obtain the consent of Phoenix in Phoenix Mountain before you can build a house on it. This is known, is there anything else?"

The bald head said, "No." ”

The Emperor of Heaven gradually faded away, and after a while, he was out of sight.