Chapter 36: Don't Hit Me
Kevin, Albatross (Laulu), Little Spoon (Linda), Little Nine (Nana) plus Mage Jack and his parrot 37268 are a total of four people and one bird, and they begin the mission of chasing and killing the realm, the outside, the potential, and the force. Speaking of which www.biquge.info Kevin didn't think so far at first, and thought it was just a contest between two mercenary groups. But when the two assassins appeared, it was more obvious that Kevin was not a dull person after all, and he was also a person who had been traveling for a long time after all.
Kevin had seen them when he had traveled, but at that time Kevin did not have the ability to observe them closely, and at most he occasionally learned about them from other people. In the past, when Kevin met this kind of person, he could avoid it and hide far away. In foreign countries, the identity of the bard of Lou Pauler is generally guaranteed to be unharmed. But for this kind of force, Kevin's identity is their target.
Of course, there are also those who oppose the Lou Baole State and those who do not oppose the Lou Baole State, but the appearance of the two is difficult to distinguish, and sometimes the anti-Lou Baole forces will deliberately deceive them in order to achieve their goals.
Either way, it's not hard to find them. Kevin only needs to be in a foreign tavern or public place, loudly identify himself, and frantically brag about Lou Pauler, it is estimated that it will only take a moment. There is a group of anti-Lou Baole forces who want to chat with him. However, usually there are some small fish and shrimp, some hired low-level mercenaries, and it is extremely difficult to find out about their high-level.
Although this incident is presumed to have been committed by anti-Lou Baole forces outside the territory, it does not seem to have any plan or layout, and it is more like an impromptu attack. The Territory, the Outside, the Forces, and the Forces usually collude with some unemployed vagrants, ruffians, or idle mercenaries in the Realm, gather them together, train them a little, make them cause trouble all day long, and then give them money.
These vagrants don't have much friendship with each other, and it doesn't matter who dies in battle, as long as it's not themselves. It's a bit like the battle at the time. Attacking the kingdom army and provoking entanglements between the two mercenary groups and the military is also their forte.
Later, I found out that the matter was very important, and the other party directly took the action of killing people and killing people. But even so, the matter is not over, and it is an indisputable fact that the external forces have penetrated into the internal realm. It is necessary to nip the situation in the bud, remove the root causes of domestic diseases, and pull out foreign troubles, which is the ultimate goal of this mission.
However, the time of this mission is a little uncertain, and Kevin can't help but worry about what he will do if he can't rush back by then? Recruit drills and the like, but it's just a formality, and it doesn't matter much.
In this group, Kevin is still pretending to be a bard. Laurus is dressed as a missionary priest, Nana is a nun, and Linda is a regular maid. And Jack pretends to be an ordinary parrot merchant.
How to get information, how to fight, etc., don't need Kevin and Jack to worry about, they just tell Kevin to pinch other people's butts at critical moments. For Kevin, it's pretty simple.
On the first day, the four of them did not travel far, and Laulu found a hotel to settle down in Mothye City. Kevin and Jack were told to stay at the hotel, not to run around, and to have the three of them out to gather intelligence.
Kevin and Jack obeyed, of course, and the two met for the first time, so they couldn't help but talk to each other. It stands to reason that Jack's military rank is definitely higher than Kevin's, but at this time, the two of them are bards and businessmen, of course, their tone is more life-like, and they don't have the constraints of the army.
"Didn't your parrot have a name?" asked Kevin casually.
Jack straightened the cup on the table and replied, "I'm a man who can't choose a name, and I don't know what to call it." ”
The parrot also replied: "There are tens of thousands of parrots in the same batch of parrots we have trained, and they are all collected from all over the country. There are so many birds that they can't be named, and they are all replaced by numbers. ”
"If the parrot is successfully trained, the other animals should be able to train as well, right?" asked Kevin, "even if they can't speak, they should be able to understand the Terran language." ”
"It is said that only parrot training has been carried out in this regard at the moment, and research on other animals is frozen for the time being," Jack replied, "and it is said that the council has not passed it." ”
"Why?" said Kevin.
"Because it's tantamount to creating a new race," replied Jack, "and later these animals may rebel when they have too much intelligence." It may also become an ethnic group, and more problems may arise in society. Parrots are also currently among the first experiments, and if successful, other studies may be conducted. ”
"Oh," Kevin asked, "what kind of mage are you?"
"Remember, most of the mages who sign bird contracts are wind-based," Jack replied, "although there are exceptions, but there are relatively few. Me too. ”
"I see," Kevin nodded, watching as Jack casually cast a wind spell to blow away some of the ash layers in the doorway.
"I'm actually only a level 3 mage," Jack laughed, "I'm just a signal soldier in the mage army, so don't think too much of me." ”
The parrot on the side began to cry: "I'm hungry, I want to eat!"
Jack grabbed a handful of feed from his pocket, gently placed it in the middle of the bowl, and then put the bowl in the middle of the table, and then put his hand on the table, and the white magic array appeared, and in a moment, another parrot appeared.
"It's okay to eat," Jack began. The two parrots also flew to the bowl and began to peck at the feed.
"It's ...... Is it necessary to feed you?" Kevin was a little surprised.
"Of course not," laughed Jack, "but don't you think it's symmetrical?"
Kevin looked at it with some surprise, the two birds pecked left and right, the bowl was placed in the center, and he had just unconsciously placed it, and he almost tried his best to restore everything to a symmetrical state. This should be called obsessive-compulsive disorder, right?
"How do you tell the difference between two parrots?" Kevin couldn't help but ask, "They all look exactly the same color?"
"Haha!" Jack laughed, "Actually, the other one is just an ordinary parrot, untrained." I deliberately found one with a similar coat color and brought it over to raise it together. ”
"Is it to train later?" asked Kevin.
"No," Jack shook his head, retrieving two parrots, one on his left and one on his shoulder, "Look, how symmetrical is this?"
Two parrots: "How symmetrical!
Kevin: "......"
While speaking, Lao Lu and the others had already returned, and after nodding and greeting everyone, they immediately closed the curtains, closed the door, and confirmed that there was no one around, and then whispered: "According to our intelligence, the two mercenary group leaders should not know the existence of the realm, the outside world, the potential, and the force. As a result, the investigation becomes very difficult. ”
Kevin didn't ask questions about whether their intelligence was accurate or not, believing that the Assassins must have their skills when they were out for many years.
"There are currently three options," Lauri began, "the first is to continue the investigation here, starting with the idle mercenaries at the bottom. But this is a lot of work, and we obviously don't have enough manpower, and how to check it is still a problem. ”
"Second, they are creating trouble in the country, such as escorting some important people to lure the snake out of the hole. Lauri replied.
"Third, go directly abroad. Directly cross the nearest border of the Poison Forest to reach the country of Leibozier. If the foreign and external forces really try to buy off the unemployed in the country, that place is relatively close. Laurus replied, "What do you have any suggestions?"
Everyone was silent, and they didn't seem to have any special opinions.
Lauri was not reconciled, but still asked Kevin: "Mr. Author, what do you think?"
Kevin laughed dryly: "If it is the author, in order to create a fierce conflict, the protagonist of the pen will inevitably run to the most dangerous places, crazy adventures, there is a reason to go, there is no reason to create a reason to go." But it also guarantees absolute immortality. ”
Laulu smiled: "Are you a spoiler?"
"Of course not," Kevin laughed dryly, "but I've been to a lot of places abroad, and I spent a week in Labzier a few years ago, and to be honest, I didn't dare to stay long." It only took a week to run. ”
"Well," Lau Lu nodded, "My strength is a level 6 warrior and a level 5 magician, and I also have a lot of actual combat experience, so it should be no problem to take you to such a small country." ”
Kevin and Jack both showed surprise on their faces, this strength, in terms of warriors, basically caught up with the strength of Colonel Orson, and he also has magic skills at the same time, and he can definitely be regarded as a first-class master. Although Kevin guessed that the assassin must be a master, he didn't expect it to be so high.
"Haha, I'm also a Rank 5 warrior. Linda replied happily.
"Little spoon, don't just blow up your strength!" Nana turned and touched Linda's head.
"Oh, it doesn't matter, it's already my own. Little Spoon replied.
Jack couldn't help but ask, "Is Little Spoon a nickname?"
"Well, that's understandable!" Little Spoon turned around and patted Nana, "Isn't it, Xiao Jiu!"
"Little Jiu?" Kevin also tried to ask, "Is it your ranking over there?"
"Not exactly," Little Spoon replied, and Lau Lu on the side was also in the default state, and it seemed that he didn't think it was too secret, "Guess what rank Xiao Jiu is?"
Kevin could only guess, "Ninth?"
"Hey, hey, guess wrong," Little Spoon laughed, "it's ninety-nine, and there are only a hundred of us on there." ”
Kevin and Jack were also slightly dumbfounded, feeling that this time they blew out Xiao Jiu's ranking in front of her, which made her a little embarrassed. But Xiao Jiu just squinted at the little spoon: "I know that almost everyone on my side can laugh at me, but your words ......"
"Hmph, don't say it, or you'll leak the secret!" the little spoon tried to poke her waist, and the two girls couldn't help but start fighting.
"One hundred, hmph! A hundred people actually laughed at me ninety-nine?" Xiao Jiu still said, "I want to punish you! Come on, accept the whipping of my love~"
"Alright," Laulu began, "you two be a little more restrained. Xiao Jiu, you lily behavior ......"
"Ahh
"Okay, let's get down to business," Laulu reluctantly pulled back the topic, seeing Kevin and Jack's stunned expressions, he couldn't help but reassure first: "Doing our job is sometimes very stressful, so some people have a strange personality." Don't mind, we're all good people. ”
"Yes, okay. The two of them just replied subconsciously.
"Well, tomorrow we'll go abroad. Laulu replied, "Kevin and Jack, you two can just follow, and you don't have to think about the details." Let's talk about it again. ”
"Yes!" replied the two men, and immediately got up and pushed the door open. Obviously, even if it is an assistance mission, there is still a gap between the two sides after all, and the real action task of the other party will not be directly stated. Kevin didn't have the strength to act with them.
In the middle of the night, Kevin was suddenly woken up in his sleep. When I opened my eyes in a daze, I saw a black-clothed masked man standing in front of the bed, and his sleepiness disappeared in an instant, and he suddenly sat up.
"Shhhhhh
Kevin looked left and right, although his sword was by his side, it was estimated that he couldn't beat this person, and several of his peers were in their own rooms, and it might be too late to call for help. And the man seemed to be an assassin, so he probably wasn't in danger.
"I'm one of your readers," the man in black smiled, "You were in the barracks some time ago, and it was inconvenient for us Assassins to enter. Later, although there was a mission to travel, you lived directly in the Royal Academy, and it was inconvenient for us to enter. You're finally staying in a hotel today, so I finally have a chance to come. ”
"Oh," Kevin nodded, "wasn't that the same person who led me by the side of the road last time?"
"It's me," the Assassin replied, "of course I killed the poacher too, but I sent you the package and left, and I don't know what happened next." ”
"Oh," Kevin nodded, "and do you have something to do with me now?"
"When will the new book come out?" the assassin snapped.
"Ahem...... It's been really busy lately," Kevin was a little embarrassed, "You can see that there are a lot of tasks. ”
"Oh, no hurry," replied the Assassin, "I just hope that a new book will come out and add me a character?"
"Well, tell me what you want. Kevin had encountered a similar problem for the first time, and he couldn't help but think about it seriously.
"My name is going to be: Brother Sora. Features: Very, very, very, very handsome!!Others: Sometimes he calls himself Lao Tzu, and sometimes he alias him as a standard rat. The Assassin replied.
Kevin: "......"
"Questions?"
"No problem. ”
"Then I'll go first. The Assassin's voice fell, and the man had already jumped out of the window.
Kevin lay down with thoughts, and suddenly another dark shadow came in, Kevin suddenly got up, only to see another assassin coming.
"I'm also asking for a role. "The Assassins got straight to the point.
"Yes, no problem. Kevin replied, "Tell me what you want." ”
"I think I'm so powerful and domineering, why should I give a behind-the-scenes boss or something, my name is Doragon Dead Teeth!"
"Uh, okay. Kevin nodded, and the assassin left satisfied.
Suddenly, another figure came in, and before Kevin could lie down, he simply asked directly, "Asking for a role?"
"Yes," the other man nodded, "sorry for the late night interruption." ”
"It's okay, let's say, what do you want?"
"There are no special requirements, don't be too obscene, don't just live two episodes. The dragon set is named Mumu. The other seemed to be expecting with a twinkle in his eyes.
"No problem. Kevin replied.
"Thank you. The Assassin politely departed.
One more person came in through the window, and Kevin wondered if they were queuing outside the window.
"Given that I'm a girl, isn't it easy to mix? If it's not easy to add, don't be embarrassed, after all, it's more important for the plot of the novel to be good. Name: Coconut Girl. Welcome to make a cruel prank of me!" The other party is already very skillful in speaking.
"Yes, it's fine. It can definitely be added. Kevin assured.
"There are quite a few people in the back," the female assassin looked out the window, "are you going to call them all in?"
"Call them all in, I'll take a note. Kevin sighed, there are so many more characters, how should it be written, this is destined to be a sleepless night!