Qi Gangxian said: "You can use it, but you are not allowed to speak." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info MAGIC EYE has spirituality, and when it speaks, it is considered a failure. Sorry, baby. The first time of the third level has arrived, and the younger brother has failed once. Do you want to continue?"

The baby pondered for a moment, then looked closely at the ten stars and said, "I'm ready." ”

Qi Gangxian announced: "The third level, the second start, the time is sixty minutes. ”

The baby saw the big clock ticking in the air, and he was very nervous. The first time I didn't move, I had to move. As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, he flashed his claws and aimed at one of the ten fast-moving stars, which was a claw, and he didn't catch it.

Qi Gangxian said: "I didn't catch it, there are still twenty-five minutes." ”

The baby looked at the clock in the sky, and pointed at one of the ten stars, even a claw, and found nothing. “

The goldfish essence wondered: "People let the baby use her fingers, why does she use her claws to catch it?"

Director Hua defended: "The stars move very fast, and you can't catch them with your fingers!

The goldfish spirit pointed his finger at the ten stars, unable to use his fingers, and said, "Catch it for a long time, but there is nothing, what do you catch?"

Director Hua said: "If you catch the aliens, you will be right! ”

Qi Gangxian stopped: "Don't speak, this will affect the baby's attention." He looked at the time in the air and said loudly: "The time is up, I didn't catch it." The last time, I can't catch it, I fail the third level, baby, work hard!"

Baby said, "This last time, use the picture." With a wave of his hand, a picture appeared in the air, automatically searching, and after a while, ten stars appeared in front of him in the picture, moving so fast that his eyes couldn't see clearly. “

Qi Gangxian said: "If you think it's too difficult, just let it go? Anyway, if you don't pass it, it's a Nine Immortal level!"

The baby was very persistent and said, "One last time, you say, right?"

Qi Gangxian said: "It's still sixty minutes, let's work hard!

The baby looked down and thought, and grabbed it several times with his claws, but he didn't catch it once. According to the calculation of time and space, the distance between stars is as much as four or five light years, and it is impossible to grasp the sky with the magic hand, and it can only be completed with the magic eye picture. Baby: Adjust the screen space to five light years.

I thought how I could catch the aliens on the planet with my claws.

Qi Gangxian said loudly: "Thirty minutes have passed, and the last thirty minutes, you haven't caught it yet?"

The baby stretched out his claws, aimed at one of the ten stars, grabbed it, and did nothing, and grabbed it three times in a row, but found nothing.

Honghong shouted loudly: "Dad, come on!"

Director Hua and the goldfish spirit also shouted: "Come on, baby!"

Goldfish Two said loudly, "Baby Dad, what's wrong?"

Qi Gangxian shouted to stop: "Don't speak, otherwise, the exam will be canceled." Baby, twelve minutes to go. The baby looked at the clock in the air, the sweat came out in a hurry, and the time passed second by second, and it was only ten minutes. The baby thought about it carefully, suddenly realized, and said: "There are so many stars, there is no mental method, and I scratch blindly with the claws of the devil, of course I can't catch it."

Qi Gangxian reminded: "It's only five minutes." “

The baby stretched out his claws and pointed at the rapidly spinning star, and said, "Catch the aliens in the stars." "Reach into the picture with your claws, grab the things in the stars, stop being caught by the stars, and the baby makes a hard effort, and grabs a monster out of the stars,

"Chirp" and then dragged out of the frame.

Qi Gangxian smiled happily: "Congratulations baby! Just one second is not bad, accurately catch an alien, and pass the third level." ”

Honghong said: "What kind of monster is this, with a pointed head, like a human, very ugly, and its whole body glows. ”

The baby held the alien with his claws and asked, "Qigang Immortal, what should you do with this alien?"

Qi Gang Immortal said: "This is the fruit of your victory, reward you! I announce the end of the exam, and the baby has obtained the highest honor, the Nine Immortals. As soon as Qi Gang Immortal stretched out his hand, the honorary certificate flashed out, and said, "On behalf of the immortal qualification examiner, I will award you a certificate of honor." This certificate cannot be sold, transferred, and is valid for life. Qi Gangxian solemnly handed the certificate of honor to the baby with both hands, smiled, flashed, and the person disappeared.

A large group of brothers and sisters gathered around, picked up the baby, held it high above their heads, and cheered loudly: "Long live Daddy and Auntie Baby." Long live Daddy and Auntie Baby!"

Director Hua and Goldfish Essence were in the crowd, and they couldn't keep their mouths together with joy. The children lifted the baby high into the conference room and placed it in the place where she often sits.

Aliens are "chirping" in the clutches of the baby. The siblings stared with a pair of curious eyes. Some touch the heads of aliens, some touch the faces of aliens.

"Legend has it that aliens have developed brains and are smarter than earthlings, but this alien looks very ancient and has the feeling of primitive people. Without clothes and pants, it is impossible to identify men and women. “

The siblings tried to find the alien male and female signs, but in the end they couldn't find them. With a wave of the baby's hand, the MONOCULUS flew into the conference room from the air, spun around, and stopped beside the baby.

Baby asked, "Monoclamus, this alien is very ancient, why is this happening?"

"Some planets are just beginning to open, aliens are still in a primitive period, and their brains are evolving. ”

Honghong asked, "Does this alien's brain have the brain intelligence of an earthling?"

The MONOCULUS automatically searched and said in a professional tone: "No, his brain is still in the stage of blindfolded development, and compared with the brains of earthlings, his cerebral marrow is less than one-third of that of earthlings." ”

Goldfish Er exclaimed: "That is, a little more brain marrow than the monkeys on the earth." ”

The One-Eyed said, "That's right." ”

The goldfish spirit asked, "How can we tell the difference between a man and a woman?"

The MONOCULUS automatically searched, and said in the tone of a biological expert: "The search shows that this alien belongs to a neutral person, and there are no male or female signs. ”

The goldfish spirit was puzzled: "All animals must eat and drink Lazar;

The Monoclamus said, "Otherwise, how can you survive?"

Honghong asked, "How does he live, and how do we take care of him?"

The MONOCULUS moved and said in the tone of a biological professional: "Primitive aliens, they can't live here without alien life." There are only two choices: kill or die, or have a good meal. Or, send it back and let him survive on alien nature. ”

The baby pondered for a while, and regretted: "I can't raise him, and I don't know what he eats?" ”

Director Hua said, "Let's send him away! I can't bear to see him killed." ”

Honghong said: "I can't bear it either. We can't raise him, we can't kill him. ”

The goldfish spirit said: "All I heard was, how amazing aliens were, but I didn't expect there to be primitive aliens?"

Director Hua explained: "This is not surprising; Some planetary aliens have existed longer than earthlings, and they develop faster than earthlings, so they are smarter than earthlings. Some aliens are in the initial beginnings, just developing, and of course not as intelligent as earthlings. ”

Baby tentative: "Put him back?"

The brothers and sisters were reluctant. Huang Huang said, "It would be great if we could feed it! We also want to see how the aliens develop?"

Director Hua said: "The development of aliens is a matter of the entire alien world, how can you see the development of aliens when you look at an alien?"

Huang Huang sighed: "Let's put it back!"

Baby said, "Leave it to you, MONOCULUS! ”

With a wave of magic, the alien flew out of the baby's hand and flew away through the door of the conference room. The brothers and sisters chased them out to see. The aliens flew higher and higher, and after a while they were out of sight. “

Baby asked, "MONOCLASP, how long will it take to get there?"

The Monoculus said, "How can we have so much time, we have to walk for four or five years just to walk, we can only put him on the light, it is impossible to fly, and he will die?"

Honghong asked, "Why?"

"Think about it, how long can aliens live without eating or drinking?"

Honghong blinked her eyes and said, "If it is a human being, a man will not be more than six or seven days, right? A woman will not be more than eight or nine days; if she has to walk for four or five years, how can she live, and she will die." ”

Director Hua asked: "How can you come out of the picture at such a distance?"

Bao introduced: "Why is no one admitted to the problem of the Nine Immortals? To catch one of the ten stars flying around has an alien, and who can do it so far away?"

The goldfish essence said, "Didn't you do it?"

"Yes, it's so difficult! One claw can catch four or five light years. You have to use magic paintings, adjust the distance to four or five light years, and use the heart to command, so that you can achieve it!"

The goldfish spirit said, "I can't even think that I don't have any tools for you." ”

Baby introduced: "Why can't the five bald heads pass the second level, they may not really realize that the sky is bigger than the earth, and they think that the sky and the earth are the same." At first, I used the method of why I shook desperately, but I couldn't turn it upside down, because I thought that the heavens and the earth were the same size, and then I realized that the heavens were very big, and the earth was just a very small planet in the sky, and they were interchangeable, how could it be?"

The goldfish essence said, "I thought the heavens and the earth were as big. ”

Honghong said, "Me is not either. ”

Goldfish Two said, "I think so too." ”

Director Hua praised: "Baby, you are really amazing! What a genius! You said that the group of people in the film industry, which one can compare with the baby." What do other people play, what are they like? Especially the new actors are too self-expressive, and they play the story crookedly; my mouth is broken, but I still can't turn the corner, so I can only let them out of class. ”

Honghong said anxiously: "That's right! I haven't seen Tongqing for two years." Mom, call and ask?"

Director Hua took out his mobile phone, turned on the electricity and said, "It's been two years, my mobile phone still has electricity?"

The baby said, "You're not foolish? It's only been two days in the sky, and it's been two years underground!

"Who wouldn't want me? I'm a talent! As a director, I'm also an outstanding character. ”

If people don't want you anymore, let's invest in making movies ourselves; if you are the director, I am the actor, and I will shoot with the children, and we will definitely be able to make the best film." ”

"Let's talk about it in the future!" Director Hua dialed Geng Ligao's mobile phone, and it would be connected in a while. Geng Ligao's voice came: 'Hey, Director Hua, is there something wrong?'

"Let Tongqing answer the phone. ”

After a while, Tongqing's voice came, crying out loudly: Grandpa, where have you been? How many times have I searched for it in heaven, but I just couldn't find it?"

Director Hua said excitedly: "We have all become immortals and live by the Tianhe." Your grandmother was also admitted to the Nine Immortals level, which is really happy!"

"Although I am happy for you, but grandpa, there are rumors that the company does not want you anymore, saying that you have left the post for two years without taking care of you, and you do not meet the same requirements. ”

Director Hua said: "Don't worry, I will explain! In the past two years, how have you been?"

"Grandpa, after the first film was filmed, the reaction was very strong and it became popular overnight, as my grandmother said? I made two more movies and am now making a TV series. ”

"Where's your boyfriend?"

"He can't do it, he will always be the material for supporting roles! No way, no matter how he teaches, he can't teach! The ego is too strong, how can he act well?"

"Are you still together?"

"Yes, I can't help it! Wave after wave of cheers. Director Zheng often said: "Tongqing, how do I look at you more and more like a baby." As soon as I saw you acting, I saw the shadow of the baby's acting back then. “

"Let's do our best! Come up and call us. ”

"Grandpa, I have a mobile phone, I'll send you the phone number later. ”

"Okay! I'm going to come down in a minute!"

"It's dark, what are you going to do here?"

"Is it dark?"

"Yes! It's still dawn above us. ”

"How can it be so weird?"

"I don't know. Okay, I'll find a way to get down! This is where the immortals live, maybe it's not the same as underground. Hang up!" Director Hua hung up his phone.

Honghong had an opinion and said, "I haven't said it yet, you just hung up the phone?"

The baby said: "I also want to talk to Tongqing, how long has it been since I saw her, I miss her!"

SMS ringtones. Director Hua immediately turned on his mobile phone, which was a new mobile phone number, and asked, "Baby, Tongqing's mobile phone number, do you want it?"

"Of course, forward it. “

Director Hua forwarded Tongqing's mobile phone number to Baobao, and when Bao Bao received it, he immediately dialed Tongqing's mobile phone and connected it in a while. Tongqing's voice came: "Hey, grandpa, is that you?"

The baby looked into the microphone of the mobile phone: "I am grandma! Tongqing, listen to grandpa, you are popular, grandma congratulates you! Act well and strive to become a world superstar." ”

"Grandma, I work hard every day, and when I appear, I always applaud thunderously. There were a lot of people chasing after me! Several of the big bosses called me, but I declined! I just wanted to talk to Geng Ligao. ”

"Does Geng Ligao have a future? If not, he might as well choose to give up!

"It's like a buffalo, you can't teach it, it's just that your ego is too strong!"

"As soon as I hear this, I have no future for development! I think so, there are good men everywhere in the world, and when you look for a partner, you must also see whether you can be compared to yourself? We must not only consider temporary enthusiasm, but also consider whether we have economic value; and if we live, we must have food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. You haven't been with him for a long time, it's only been two years. Some people break up after ten or twenty years of husband and wife in order to live, why? Because being together is worthless. “

"I'll think about it, for now!"

"Tongqing, let your mother say a few words to you. ”

Honghong took the phone and pointed it to her ear: "Hey, Tongqing! I'm my mother?"

"Mom, I miss you so much! I came home and couldn't find you!"

"The Great Demon Chamber has undergone a great change, and the Lion-headed Cloud Demon and the Leopard-headed Fish Demon have appeared in the sky, eating your father, Tongle, Gray Gray, and Goldfish Twenty-Three. On the way to becoming immortals, the people who were burned to death by the fire were: Goldfish Sixteen, Gu Gu, Ren Ren, Little Tail, Spotted Flower, Goldfish Twenty, Goldfish Fourteen, and seven others.

"Mom, isn't it terrible to become an immortal, then I won't be an immortal!"

"It's not that scary! Besides, you can't be an immortal! Mom, grandmother, and grandfather all live in the sky, and you can't not come back to see them!"

"Mom, I'm not an immortal, can I enter the fairyland?"

"Come on, Mom will help you guide you and let you enter the immortal as soon as possible. Become an immortal, never old. ”

"Yes, my grandfather is also an immortal?"

"Yes! You're not the only one now! We're all worried about making you an immortal too. ”

"Mom, I'm filming a TV series now, and I can't spare time for a while, I'll contact you when the filming is over. ”

"Okay, that's it, hang up!" Honghong handed the phone to the baby. The baby puts the phone in the little red satchel. Director Hua asked, "Why is it so weird? It won't be dark?"

Honghong introduced: "Qi Gangxian said that for the exam, he made the sky brighter. ”

The goldfish thought for a moment and said, "No, the test is over, the sky should be normal, right?"

Honghong shouted, "Dad, ask the MONOCULUS what is going on." ”

Baby asked, "MONOCULUS, why isn't it dark?"

The Demon Eye Man automatically searched, and said in an observational tone, "Sunshine Youth, in order to clear the cloud demons, work continuously day and night, turn the night into day, drop the sun a little five light years, and deal with the cloud demons while the night is below. “

The baby was very concerned and asked, "How's it going?"