The relationship between men is simple and rough. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Drinking together, being a sister together, bragging together, and having a common topic, it is easy to become friends or even brothers.

After hastily dividing up the four mountain flowers of Baiyun Mountain, the relationship between Lin Yi and the three of them became cordial unconsciously.

"Okay! The four mountain flowers of Baiyun Mountain will be handed over to us to protect! In order for our great and glorious goal to be realized as soon as possible, I propose to go and have a drink together! I, Liu Dong, have a treat!"

"That's not going to work, I've got to ask for it. You have been so generous to give me a mountain flower, I have to thank you! Don't worry, I have money!"

Lin Yi was infected by Liu Dong's confidence and exaggerated emotions, and he couldn't help but let go of his mind and said with pride.

"Brother, you are really rich, then I, Liu Dong, will not be polite to you, go, I am familiar here, I know where to eat and drink!

"It's not a lot of money!But it's still okay to eat and be full!" Lin Yi said indifferently, with a huge sum of 100,000 yuan, he was confident.

Besides, although he Lin Yi loves money, he knows when to spend it.

If you want to mix well in a sect with many masters, it is very difficult to have no brothers to take care of.

Although they had just met, Lin Yi could feel that Liu Dong and Fang Xing were worthy of deep friendship.

Just do it, Liu Dong immediately took Lin Yi and Fang Xing straight to the restaurant.

Fat people are fat for a reason.

Liu Dong's appetite is really not ordinarily small, he ordered a table full of good dishes, not polite at all, and he really knows which specialties are delicious and delicious.

is like a senior and responsible tour guide, while eating a lot, he can also talk to Lin Yi and Fang Xing one by one to explain how each dish is made.

It's like a local and a foodie!

It's an absolute treat to have that kind of friend around.

After eating and drinking, Liu Dong took Lin Yi and the two of them around the town to buy some strange and rare gadgets.

"Almost, what kind of mess is this, is it useful to buy so much. After eating and drinking, let's continue on our way, Moonlight Town is still two days away from Baiyun Mountain. ”

Seeing that Liu Dong looked like he was about to finish shopping the shops in Moonlight Town, Fang Xing was a little impatient.

"What do you know about this square log!"

Liu Dong pursed his lips disdainfully, "Ordinary people like us, who have no power, no power, and no one to take care of, if we want to enter Baiyun Mountain smoothly and get along well in Baiyun Mountain, can we not be careful? Do you think these things are bought for my own use? Please! This is a meeting gift for the seniors, okay?"

"It's all worthless stuff for a few dollars, can the seniors look at it?"

"That's why I'm going to pick something a little weird! If we have the money and can afford to buy boxes and boxes of spirit stone jewelry as gifts, do you think I'm willing to go to such trouble?! Besides, it's the heart and respect that you give away! You square wood doesn't understand these people's sophistication, anyway, sooner or later you will rot in the pile of wood. ”

"Brother Dong, I already have a premonition that the two mountain flowers of Ning Xin and Bai Xuan will soon fall into your bowl! These gifts you picked are really good, thoughtful and sincere, the key is... It's cheap enough!haha!" Lin Yi couldn't help but give Liu Dong a thumbs up.

"Brother Lin Yi still understands me, hahaha...."

.......

The things were fully prepared, and Lin Yi and the three of them got on the 'bus' to Baiyun Mountain.

The 'bus' in Baiyun Mountain is very interesting, similar to a horse-drawn carriage, but pulled by an ugly big guy called a stone horse.

The whole body is pitch black, the body is large, the limbs are short, and the nostrils are facing the sky.....

This is clearly a big black pig that has been magnified five times!

Second Senior Brother, don't think you're older, and if you change to a vest, you won't know you!

Lin Yi sat in the carriage with a heart full of surprise, not to mention, there is really a big difference between a stone horse and a pig, it is extremely obedient and walks extremely smoothly.

After the three of them got on the bus, the carriage was completely packed.

Liu Dong is the kind of guy who can't stop for a moment, as soon as he got in the car, he ran down Lin Yi and Fang Xing, and squeezed in one by one.

Lin Yi thought he was going to find a good seat, but he didn't expect Liu Dong to stop when he squeezed next to the two young girls with black silk veils, and turned around and made a lip gesture to Lin Yi and Fang Xing: Wow!

Fang Xing didn't bother to pay attention to him, and Lin Yi gave him a middle finger.

The car began to move forward, and the speed was really not slow.

In the distance, the outline of a mountain peak rising into the sky slowly became clear.

That should be Baiyun Mountain, there shouldn't be anyone from the Lin family here, even if there is, pretend not to know it, so as not to have to think of a bunch of reasons to prevaricate and trouble! Lin Yi thought to himself.

was enjoying the strange scenery along the road, Liu Dong, who was squeezed to the front, suddenly screamed: Ah!

Lin Yi and Fang Xing were slightly stunned, squeezed in to take a look, and saw Liu Dong grinning with pain in pain with his left foot, inhaling cold air and staring at a masked girl with a graceful figure and said, "Big sister, okay, why did you suddenly step on me! I didn't do anything wrong, right?"

"You are so short and ugly, and you dare to come out and be embarrassed, and you dare to be so close to Miss Ben! Miss Ben has put up with you for a long time, and you are still there with a dead face, and she is disgusting! Okay, let me, Miss Ben is going to get off. ”

"Haha....."

Everyone laughed. This girl really doesn't give people a way to live!

At this time, the car stopped at a small village, and the black silk masked girl pushed Liu Dong away and jumped down nimbly.

"Stop, I didn't see my brother, I'm hurt, and you're still coaxing?!"

Liu Dong glared at Lin Yi and Fang Xing very unhappily. Take off the stinky socks, and the instep is covered with black blue. That girl stepped on this kick is really not light!

"Shame on you, haven't you ever seen a woman!" Fang Xing looked like he didn't know this person, and mended the knife to him again.

Lin Yi shrugged his shoulders, "What the girl said is the truth...."

"Get out of !!" Liu Dong was so angry that he bent down to put his shoes and socks back on, and suddenly scolded: "I'll go!

He was also very skilled, ignoring the bus that started running again, and jumped out of the sightseeing window with a nimble jump, "Get off the bus and help me chase it!

Lin Yi and Fang Xing had no choice but to jump down together.

"Stop!"

Liu Dong soon caught up with the black-clad girl, extremely angry, and even hated that iron could not be made of steel: "Sister, how can you be a beautiful and moving girl like this... You, are you out of money? Are you thirsty and hungry? You can tell me Liu Dong, I have money, I have it, take it and take it, eat something delicious! Girl, do you live in this village, do you have no promises..."

As he spoke, the style of painting changed abruptly, not only did he not catch the thief, but he also gave the girl thousands of yuan cheaply.

Lin Yi and Fang Xing, who caught up, were covered in cold sweat.

This is still catching a thief! This is obviously here to kill my sister! Damn!

"As I said, as long as it's a woman, it's his goddess, even if this girl doesn't have any breasts..."Fang Xing said helplessly.

"Then thank you, uncle. ”

The girl was really not polite at all, calmly took the money and stuffed it into her pocket, bent down and smiled shyly, and turned around and left.

Liu Dong froze and watched the girl Yingying turn around and walk towards the village, so aggrieved that she was about to cry, "Uncle, I'm only seventeen years old, okay..... Hey, why don't you leave an address and report your name....."

"Stop!"

Lin Yi suddenly shouted, and quickly chased after him, "Such a coincidence, it's you perverted and perverted sissy again!"

The black-gauze masked girl turned around and frowned, "Perverted, perverted, sissy, who? You know me, we've met?"

"That's a big forgetfulness! That sissy thief in the valley who stole women's underwear is you! You have this kind of habit, forget it, why are you framing me, I was almost beaten, do you know! Steal my money again in Moonlight Town today! Why are you looking at me as a bully?"

Lin Yi asked angrily.

"Oh, I remember! You're really an unlucky bastar! That's right, the one who stole the underwear was Miss Ben. Who made her so arrogant and arrogant, as if everyone else was a damn villain except for the decent people who were good people, I couldn't listen to it, so I would give her a little lesson. ”

The girl admitted it generously, and said with a smile: "Oh, I didn't expect to almost hurt you, I'm sorry, I really didn't recognize you when you put on your clothes." ”

That's right... What does it mean to put on clothes and not recognize them?

Lin Yi felt awkward no matter how he listened to it.

"Okay, okay, it's good if you admit that it's you, I'm more generous, so I'm not like you as a ladyboy, just give me back my money and my friend's money. ”

"What do you mean?" the girl frowned, revealing a look of incomprehension.

Lin Yi was even more impatient, and shouted in his heart: Dead ladyboy! No wonder you want to steal women's clothes, it turns out that you like to pretend to be women...

"Go Baidu yourself. ”

"What is Baidu?"

“.....”

"Okay! I'll give it back to you!" The girl Xu saw that Lin Yi and the others were outnumbered, and rummaged through her pockets to return the money to Lin Yi.

But the next moment, he suddenly sprinkled a handful of lime powder on Lin Yi.

At the moment when Lin Yi closed his eyes and retreated, he suddenly stepped on Lin Yi's foot, his steps were as flexible as a wild cat, and in the blink of an eye, he flashed to more than 20 meters away, jumped on the top of a big tree, and smiled, "Unlucky, although Miss Ben doesn't understand what you mean by shemale, Miss Ben still wants to teach you a lesson." Hmph, you can't beat Miss Ben, and you dare to turn around and scold me!"

Lin Yi hugged his left foot and inhaled the cold air, stepping on it so hard! It turned out that Liu Dong was really not pretending just now!!