Chapter 461 I don't know how to become an immortal

"That's your own business;

The baby shouted, "It's so unfair! Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The Great God of the Sky said, "How can the Emperor of Heaven see you? Just get out of the way! Otherwise, I will use force!"

"I heard that the Great God of the Sky can't even deal with a small evil force, and he still wants to use force! What can you do if you use force? What if I win?"

"If you win or lose, get out of the way! No one is allowed to live here, the Emperor of Heaven is to blame, who will bear it?"

"That's why I have to meet the Emperor of Heaven. ”

"When you meet the Emperor of Heaven, don't you seem that I am too incompetent? I can't even control a woman as young as you, what else can I do?"

The children on the twelfth floor looked up to the sky from the verandah. Director Hua, goldfish essence, Honghong stood by the Tianhe River and looked at the sky.

The baby said: "A three-immortal level can also be a sky god, it's really in vain!"

"Who said I was a three-immortal level?"

"The evil forces said that you always lose the battle, and you don't thank me for cleaning up the evil forces for you. ”

"If you don't accept the evil forces, I will accept it; who told you to take care of such idle things? Do you think I don't know, and I don't want to find a place to live here? I won't accept your affection!"

The baby said, "I don't want to fight you, it's too embarrassing to fight, so forget it! ”

"It's easy to say! Don't look at it, why there are no buildings by the Tianhe River, just because I am here. Immediately dismantle, I will act as if nothing has happened; If you insist on going your own way, I will sweep away the big demon house with a gust of wind, and no one can guarantee whether the people inside will survive or not?"

Director Hua shouted: "Baby, let's not fight him;

Baby pondered for a moment: "It's the same everywhere, what if people don't let you build a house? ”

"The key is that we have a lot of people, and we don't have the kung fu, what if we are taken hostage?"

The goldfish essence also said: "It's better not to fight; Our children are gone, and we don't want to see them lost. ”

Honghong also advised, 'Daddy, let's go! this is not the place for us to stay. “

"We are above the sun now, and if it goes down, the sun will burn us to death." ”

Goldfish Er said, "I remember that Tianhe is under the sun, how can it run to the top of the sun?"

Baby introduced: "In order to eliminate the cloud demon, my master moved the sun to the closest place to the cloud demon, trying to get rid of the cloud demon in one day. ”

Goldfish Er asked, "Baby Dad, what should I do? If this continues, it will be turbulent and there will be no place to live?"

Baby said: "I want to create a territory, but Director Hua, Goldfish Essence, and Honghong have opinions, so I can only leave." “

The god of the sky said, "Little woman, it is best for you to have such thoughts! ”

The brothers and sisters flew down from the big demon room when they heard the sound. Goldfish Eight asked, "Aunt Baby, are we going to leave again?"

Director Hua said: "This is someone's territory, is it appropriate for us to build a house here?"

Goldfish Eight asked, "It's getting dark, where are we going, and we can't find a place to stay?"

Honghong pondered for a long time and shouted, "What about the Magic Eye?"

The MONOCULUS flies out of the conference room. The baby asked, "Think for us, where can we build a house, and it is not against the rules of heaven?"

The Demon-Eyed searched for a long time, and said in a demonic voice, "It's hot below the sun, and it's dark, and the sun is coming home, but the Cloud Demon is freed from the pain of the sun, and is looking for us everywhere, and can't go down." If you live in the city and ask for money to buy a house, you can't catch it now, you can only go to the remote islands, if you don't want to go, stay here and don't move. “

Director Hua said: "There are so many children, I have an apartment, and I can't live in it?"

Bao said, "I have several sets, so many people can't live there." If I really want to live in the city, I have to wait for me to buy a big villa, and the key is that we need a house now, what should we do?"

The huge body of the sky god appeared and disappeared from time to time, and shouted loudly: "Little woman, don't you want to leave? It's already dark, if you don't leave, I'm going to do it!"

The baby kicked his legs, flew up and shouted, "You want to kill us, don't you? It's so dark, where do you let us go? Aren't you a god? You do this kind of miserable thing?"

The Sky God said, "The destruction of life has nothing to do with the construction of houses here, so don't mix it up. I didn't provoke you; ”

Director Hua looked up at the baby and the sky god and shouted: "Baby come down, let's go!"

Honghong was very nervous, afraid of a fight, and the lives of her brothers and sisters were in danger, so she shouted: "Dad, let's go!"

Goldfish II was most afraid of fighting, and when he did, he was either dead or wounded, and he raised his head and shouted: "Baby Dad, we can't fight anymore;

The baby was unwilling, but there were so many people who objected, flew down from above, stopped beside Honghong and shouted: "Demon Eye, help me think of a way again?"

The magic eye man spun around in the air and flew down in front of the baby: "There are two ways, the first is to find the master, and let the master find a way for you." Second, make the big magic room and conference room invisible and float in the air. ”

The baby pondered for a long time and said, "Search for the master." ”

The Devil-Eyed man spat into the air with his mouth, and a picture appeared, automatically searching, and flashing a sunny youth. The baby cried bitterly: "Master, we have no place to live, what should we do?"

The sunshine youth smiled and said, "When you arrive in the fairy world, you have become immortals. In fact, all the Great Immortals were floating in the air, including the Heavenly Emperor, and if they didn't show up, no one would be able to find them. “

The baby asked, "Master, I don't understand what you said?"

The Sunshine Youth introduced: "Let me tell you! Hide the big magic room and conference room, and float around in the air. Isn't the master's immortal dwelling also floating in the air? You can appear anywhere you want. “

Director Hua praised: "Great! We are still stupid to fight for the territory of Tianhe." ”

The baby asked anxiously: "Master, how is the cloud demon handled?"

The Sunshine Youth said: "You have also seen, I thought that it would take one day to get rid of the Cloud Demon, and the sun would descend one light year and burn it with a strong light, but the Cloud Demon Cloud Water evaporated quickly, and it could be filled instantly, and in the end, it was not served. ”

"I've heard that the temperature of the water is only 1,000 degrees Celsius, and there is not enough heat, and if the sun is lowered by two light-years, or three light-years, when the temperature reaches 100 million or hundreds of millions of degrees Celsius, will the cloud demons survive?"

"Baby, you don't know, the sun can't go down anymore. ”

Honghong frowned and asked, "Grandpa, why?"

"We have to consider not only the destruction of the Cloud Demon, but also the life on the earth; if the sun is lowered by two light years, the Cloud Demon will be destroyed, but the human race will be gone? Everywhere the forest is on fire, the earth is cracked, the earth's crust changes dramatically, and all living beings disappear in an instant, how terrible it is!"

Baby asked, "Master, how do you destroy the Cloud Demon?"

"I'll check the information later. You don't have to worry about this matter, leave it to me. The Cloud Demon is huge, and he collects clouds everywhere, and you can't deal with it. “

The huge voice of the sky god came: "Little woman, have you discussed it?"

The picture suddenly flew to the sky god, and the baby followed. The young man of Sunshine smiled in the picture and said, "Sky God, do you know me?"

The god of the sky, turning his green eyes into red light and red light into yellow light, carefully distinguished, and said in a rough voice: "I know, you are a colorful light." ”

The sunny youth smiled and said, "It's good to know! The little woman you said is my apprentice." They have a large family and have become immortals. ”

"Yes, yes. ”

"They don't build a house by the Tianhe, they can hide the big magic room and the conference room in the air, it's always okay! As an immortal, you can enjoy the treatment of floating in the air, you know that!"

The Sky God took the opportunity to step down and said: "It's completely okay to float in the air, as long as you don't build it by the Tianhe, I don't have any opinion!"

The sunny youth waved his hand, and disappeared in a flash.

The baby said, "Thank you, God of the sky! I don't know if we have become immortals, or there will be no such misunderstanding." The baby waved his hand and flew back to Honghong's side and shouted, "Children, hurry up and enter the big magic room, we are going to float empty." ”

Honghong flew into her home with Tongxi and Tongsheng, and Director Hua and Goldfish Spirit also returned to their house. The children flew into the twelve-story building. With a wave of the baby's hand, the twelve-story building and the conference room floated incognito, and the baby got into the conference room.

Huang Huang showed his head on the verandah and shouted, "Honghong, search for food!"

The baby flew back to the bedroom and fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed. Honghong flew in and shouted, "Daddy!"

The baby was woken up and asked, "What's wrong?"

"We don't have a place to cook fish?"

The baby thought about it for a moment and rolled over and got up: "This is still a problem, wait until I ask the magic eye." ”

Honghong shouted loudly, "Where's the MONOCULUS?"

The MONOCULUS came in from the roof of the conference room, landed next to the baby and asked, "What's wrong?"

"You help me think about how to cook food?"

The Demon Eye Man automatically searched and said in an immortal tone: "Tiantiao prohibits burning food and polluting the fairyland. If you want to burn, there is a special burning place, and it is inconvenient for us to run back and forth every day. ”

Baby asked, "What's the solution?"

The Demon-Eyed said, "Where can you move the Great Demon Chamber, you can not only burn food, but also live in peace." “

The baby said, "You come and move, so that I don't have to look everywhere." ”

The MONOCULUS flew out of the conference room and shouted in a demonic voice, "Attention, children, move the big demon room, don't lose yourself." ”

Goldfish Eight shouted, "Who is your child?

Director Hua flew out when he heard the sound and shouted loudly: "Goldfish Eight ——! the Demon Eye Man calls you child, do you have an opinion?"

"Of course, we're not its children. ”

"I ask you, how did the MONOCLUSION get here?"

"It's Aunt Baby's. ”

"I thought you didn't know? Since you are a baby aunt, are you very aggrieved by calling you a child?" Director Hua glared at Goldfish Bayan and shouted: "Children: The MONOCULUS is your elder, do you know how much the MONOCLUCUS has contributed to this family? It's the precious MONOCULUS, can't I call you a child?In the future, I don't want to hear anything disrespectful to the MONOCULUS!"

The baby flew out of the meeting, and Red Red followed. Baby clapped vigorously and said, "Boys, how well your mother said it! Most of our problems have to be dealt with by the MONOCULUS. Without the MONOCLASP, we wouldn't be able to handle the problem. The Devil-Eyed Man is my shadow, and I am your father and aunt, don't you want to call me an elder?"

Goldfish II shouted loudly: "Baby Dad, I support you!"

Honghong said, "Daddy, we're all hungry! Let the MONOCULUS take us to live where we can burn food!." ”

The MONOCULUS waved his hand in the air, and the Great Demon Room and the Conference Room stopped where food could be burned. Honghong searched the sky and the earth, and after a while, there was a long line of fish in the air, flying and dipping, piled up in a pile.

When the baby saw it, he was very strange and asked, "I have never seen these colorful fish, why is this happening?"

Eight immortals suddenly appeared, and one of them was lame and said, "This is a Tianhe fish, very fresh." Since you are here to cook fish, you have a share in it, and this is our place!"

Honghong shouted: "This is obviously a public place, everyone can burn here, why has it become your place again?"

The lame fairy said, "I don't care! Whoever burns food here, whoever doesn't give me a little lame, I can't eat much!"

The baby said, "Okay, we are going to stay here for a long time, since the eight immortals have all appeared here, it means that we have fate, and we have something to take care of each other." Red red more search points, let them eat too. ”

With a wave of his hand, Honghong's magic turned on, and after a while, another pile flew in the air. The brothers and sisters drooled and said, "I'm starving!"

Honghong was about to breathe fire, and one of the holy fairies said, "Let me come." Honghong was very curious, and stood aside and watched. The holy fairy flew up, turned around on the fish pile, her whole body was shining, flashed down, "bang", the fish pile was on fire and burned, and after a while, the fish fragrance came out. The lame fairy was not polite, picked up one and tore it to eat. As soon as the holy fairy stretched out her hand, she also got one. The other six immortals each grabbed one with the immortal method, ate it again and again, and ate most of the two large piles of fish.

The members of the Red Red Organization group sent fish, and the baby got one, took a bite and said, "It's fragrant, delicious!"

The holy fairy asked, "Why do you bother so much? Let them take it themselves, so that they can save one by one." ”

Baby asked, "If you let them take it themselves, do you think this fish is enough?"

"It's not enough to search again, it doesn't cost money anyway. You search, I'll burn it. ”

"This is a matter of adulthood, and it can't be done without a system! Why is it not allowed to be roasted in other places?"

"It's annoying, it's too rigid, it's uncomfortable!"

The six great immortals also came over, and one of the black immortals said, "Let's all get to know each other; my name is the black fairy, and because people are black, I am called the black fairy!"

Goldfish Er looked left and right: "Are you a man or a woman, why can't you tell the difference?"

The black fairy said, "This is privacy, I will only tell you, and no one who does not know will never tell you." ”

One of the white immortals looked very mysterious, and whispered: "He is a male and female immortal, and he talks about privacy;

Honghong asked, "What kind of immortal are you?"

Bai Xian said: "You see that I am white, my face is white, my body is white, and my clothes are white, so I am called Bai Xian!"

Honghong asked, "At first glance, it's a fairy, right?"

"Your eyes are so sharp, they come out when you look at them. We are wandering immortals, without a home, floating around. Wherever you go, there's home. ”

"How old are you?"

"I don't remember my age, I have to count my fingers. ”

"Pinch me. ”

Bai Xian stretched out his right hand, pinched it from index finger to little finger with his thumb and said, "Eight hundred years old." ”

Honghong was shocked: "You are 800 years old and you are not dead!

"How do you know. I'm an old goblin, or I'm going to be so white?"

The baby glanced at the Eight Immortals and said, "You all introduce yourself, tell me how many immortals there are?"

Four of them have not yet been introduced, and one of them introduced himself: "My body is very flowery, and I know that it is a flower fairy at a glance, and I am not yet at the level of an immortal." ”

"Have you just become an immortal?"

"I don't know if I'm an immortal, but the old goblin brought me up. ”

Goldfish Two asked, "Are you a man or a woman?"

Hua Xian smiled: "You are so stupid! Do you see I have an Adam's apple? No, my chest is so high that I can see it without being blind. ”

"But your hair is like a man's. Sounds like?"

"I like men, but my mother wants to turn me into a woman, it's a pity!"

"Do you hate your mother?"

"Whoever hates his mother, only a big fool will. My mother gave me life, and she also cultivated to become an immortal, and she didn't like women, so wouldn't it be over if she became a man?"

Baby asked, "There are three more, introduce yourself." “

One of them said, "Aunt Baby, my name is Tong Xian. ”

"How do you know my name is Baby, and I haven't been introduced yet?"

"Destroy the evil forces, we are all watching from the side? Your immortal method is amazing! I don't know how many immortal levels it is?"

The baby didn't know either, and shouted loudly: "Demon Eye Man, how many immortals am I?"

The Demon Eye Man searched for himself, and a picture popped up in the air, and the Heavenly Emperor wore a crown and sat on the Heavenly Dragon Throne: "Ladies and gentlemen, you have become immortals from all directions, but there are many people who have just entered the Immortal Dao, and they do not know that they have become immortals. So, what does it mean to become an immortal? Anyone who can enter the immortal realm has already become an immortal. If you don't become an immortal, you will never come to the fairy world. Demons and monsters can only operate under the fairy world, and once they get close to the fairy world, they will enter the twenty-eight layers of hell. ”