"Sister, I'm already a half-old, how can I compare with you little girls. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Ding Shuiping looked at Qu Hui and said: "Look at you, not only does your face look good, but this figure makes a man not tempted to death when he sees it." ”

"Eldest sister, I'm not a little girl, I've been married for a few months. Qu Hui said.

"You... Are you married?" Ding Shuiping pretended to be surprised, her eyes widened, she shook her head and said, "You lie to me, right? With your figure, face, and demeanor, how can you look like a little girl." ”

"Eldest sister, I've really been married. Don't believe me, you ask him. Qu Hui glanced at me.

The proprietress Ding Shuiping turned her face, she pretended to have just discovered me, and shouted in surprise: "Ah, I didn't see another ugly brother, let me ask you: Is Qu Hui really married?"

Before I could answer, Qu Hui asked in surprise, "Eldest sister, how do you know my name?"

"Sister, the last time you came to dinner, I heard this ugly brother shouting at you. I don't have any other specialties, just sharp eyes and sharp ears. Ding Shuiping said happily.

"Eldest sister, why do you call him ugly, is he ugly?" Qu Hui asked puzzled.

"Hee-hee... I, call him ugly brother because the handsome guy and the ugly brother are a couple. All the guests who enter my hotel, older than me, call handsome guys, and those younger than me call ugly brothers, this is my rule here. Ding Shuiping said.

"Eldest sister, the last time we came, you didn't call him ugly. Qu Hui asked suspiciously.

"As the saying goes: once born, twice ripe. Guests come for the first time, and I certainly can't be too casual. However, the second time I came, I was an old friend, so I could order it casually. Ding Shuiping explained.

Qu Hui nodded, she felt that the proprietress made sense.

Suddenly, Qu Hui shouted, "Mom!"

I was startled and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

The proprietress Ding Shuiping was also startled and asked, "Sister, where are you uncomfortable?"

"I... I forgot the cat in the car. After speaking, Qu Hui stretched out his hand and said, "Hurry up and give me the car keys." ”

Qu Hui hurriedly ran out of the hotel, and after a while, he came back with a large cardboard box. She smiled and explained to Ding Shuiping: "I brought three cats with me, and I almost forgot about the car. ”

"Sister, is this your pet cat?" asked Ding Shuiping.

"I don't have a cat, this cat is used for graves. Qu Hui replied.

Ding Shuiping glanced at me meaningfully and didn't ask any more.

Qu Hui sat down and said to Ding Shuiping: "Eldest sister, you still bring us four dishes and one soup, but there are a few elements." ”

As soon as I heard it, I knew that Qu Hui was taking care of my stomach, and I was afraid that I would have diarrhea if I ate big meat.

Taking advantage of Qu Hui's time in the bathroom, Ding Shuiping came over and asked, "Little brother, do you still need to kill these cats that Qu Hui brought?"

I laughed and said, "Last time, she killed her cat, and she still blames me." No, she's inseparable from the cat now, and she can't kill her if she wants to. ”

"I have a way. Ding Shuiping said.

This time, I don't need to kill the cats anymore, even if Qu Hui brings three hundred cats, it won't have any effect. Because, the grave of Lao Xu Tou has been moved. However, I want to know what method Ding Shuiping can use to kill Qu Hui's cat.

"What can you do?" I asked.

"Wait a while, I'll take a fish and feed it to the cat, and I'll put a mouse medicine in the fish, and the cat will not die if it eats it. Ding Shuiping said.

"You have a bad idea, you think: poisoned the cat, can Qu Hui give up? She will call the police, and as soon as the police test it, she will reveal the stuffing. It's poisoning. I rolled my eyes at Ding Shuiping.

"Isn't it just poisoning a few cats, and it's not poisoning people. At most, Qu Hui will lose a few dollars. Ding Shuiping said disapprerovingly.

"Eldest sister, even if you poison Qu Hui's cat today, she can still buy it. You can't do it every time. Therefore, I have already taken a salary from the bottom of the kettle last night and moved the grave of Lao Xutou. I laughed.

"No wonder you asked my husband to renovate Lao Xutou's grave, it turns out that you had already done something on the grave last night. Ding Shuiping glared at me and said, "You came last night, why didn't you come to me?"

"Last night, I came in the middle of the night, do you want me to startle the snake? I smiled and said, "I'm just here to let you get up from the bed in the middle of the night, so you won't be afraid that your husband will be jealous." ”

As he was talking, Ding Shuiping saw Qu Hui coming out of the bathroom, so he said loudly: "Ugly brother, you are too picky, how can there be a few flies on this hot day?"

Qu Hui came over and asked, "What's wrong?"

I pretended to be unhappy and said: "Qu Hui, you see, there is a fly in her restaurant, just now, it flew on my teacup, I made an opinion, the proprietress not only did not accept it, but also blamed me for being too picky." How unreasonable!"

"Shiwen, you can figure it out, this is in the countryside, where can there be a few flies. You see, the eldest sister's restaurant is clean enough, even if a fly flies in, there is nothing to make a fuss about. Qu Hui stood on the side of the proprietress and reprimanded me.

"Okay, I was wrong. I waved my hand.

"Eldest sister, he just likes to be calculating, so forgive him. Qu Hui started a round.

The proprietress Ding Shuiping twisted her waist and left, I looked at her back, pretended to be contemptuous and said: "Alas! ”

Qu Hui looked around and asked, "Where are the flies, why didn't I see them?"

"Flew away. I replied.

"Shiwen, I think you're picking thorns in your bones, don't say you don't see flies, even if there are one or two flies, it's nothing strange, there are flies in the big hotels in the city. Qu Hui rolled her eyes at me.

"You, you were poured some honey water by the proprietress and she bought it off. Hmph! I turned my elbow out. I pretended to be displeased.

"When did the proprietress pour me honey water?" Qu Hui asked.

"As soon as you enter the door, you are praised as a little girl, isn't it poured honey water?" I asked.

"I'm like a little girl, and what the proprietress said is not an exaggeration. To be honest, many people say that I am like a little girl, and they are still vying to help me introduce people. Qu Huile said hoho.

"Really?" I squinted at Qu Hui.

"Shiwen, don't I look like a little girl? You see, I don't have a single wrinkle on my face, I'm very strong, my buttocks are tight, and I have a girl's breath all over my body. Qu Hui said with self-appreciation.

"Elephant, elephant. I said lightly.

"Shiwen, you, because you know that I have been married, you have a preconceived vision. If you didn't know that I was married, you would have thought I was like a little girl. Qu Hui also reveled in self-appreciation.