Chapter 386 Punishment for trouble
The 386th round of troublesome punishment
The white girl glared at the misty fairy and said, "Wherever I go, he will follow?
The baby waved his hand and said, "We're leaving, if you want to come to the island, a warm welcome!"
The White Maiden smiled and watched as the baby, the crocodile-headed, and the flying man disappeared from sight. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The drill rat asked, "White girl, why don't you go to the lonely island?"
The white girl looked at the sky and said, "My home is in the sky, not on an island." What am I going to do on a lonely island? When a family of three is reunited, am I going to be a light bulb?"
The drill rat couldn't answer.
The baby flies forward with the flying life, and the crocodile head man is behind. A very small black worm flies in front of the baby's eyes, and there is a possibility of burrowing into the eyes at any time. The baby hit a few times with his right hand and scolded: "Dead bugs, get out!"
The little black worm flashed a bright light and turned into a villain, flapping its wings and smiling, "Baby, guess who I am?"
The baby took one look and said, "It's black, it's the black flower fairy, right?"
The black flower fairy said, "That's right!"
The baby asked, "Sister Black Flower Fairy, is the master here?"
The black flower fairy said, "No, I'll come alone." ”
"Why?"
"The master sent me. ”
"What are you doing?"
"Little junior sister, you are too dirty, your hair is greasy, your skin has no natural color, how can you look like a fairy?"
"I don't know how long I've been in prison, I just came out, isn't that it, and I don't know if I can wash it up?"
The Black Flower Fairy said, "Yes, I'm here to help you, to change your skin and turn it into a real fairy!"
Baby wondered, "Who told you to come?"
"Didn't you just say that? The master asked me to come. ”
"What about the master, I haven't seen her since I traveled and got married, how does she know that I just came out of prison?"
The Black Flower Fairy said: "The master is very happy with the human hand Dapeng now, the Immortal Residence Tianhua Pavilion, and when he heard the news of your release from prison, he sent me." ”
Feisheng kept staring at his mother and the little flyer, and flew to the baby's side and asked, "Mom, who is he?"
Baby introduced: "She is my mother's senior sister, the black flower fairy. ”
Feisheng asked, "Mom, who is your master? Why haven't you heard of it?"
The baby pondered for a while and said, "It's that the face is not old, it will never be old, and it will be beautiful!"
Fei Sheng wondered: "Is there an eternally young person in the world?"
The black flower fairy said, "My master will always be young, and he looks like an eighteen-year-old girl. ”
The baby glanced at Feisheng and said, "Call your dad over and ask how your dad's master is?"
Feisheng was curious: "Does my dad also have a master?"
The baby said: "Of course there is, the human hand Dapeng is your father's master, and now he is with the face of immortality." ”
Feisheng chased after the crocodile-headed man, and the baby asked, "Black Flower Fairy, are the three senior sisters still with the master?"
The Black Flower Fairy asked, "Which three?"
"It's to die or live and want to marry the Jiaodidi, Fan Yanyan and Shameful Dapeng. ”
"They're married! How can they wait until now?"
"Married to whom?"
"Jiao Didi married a thousand-year-old monk, Fan Yanyan married a jackal eagle, and shyly married Jin Cicada Jing, and there are a lot of children!"
Feisheng flew over with the crocodile-headed man, and the baby said: "The black flower fairy is my master's apprentice, husband, you can ask him about your master's situation." ”
The crocodile-headed man glanced at the black flower fairy and praised, "You are so beautiful!
The Black Flower Fairy said, "Okay! The handsome Dapeng and my master also have their children in the Tianhua Pavilion. ”
The baby wondered: "How old is the master, and can he still have children?"
The black flower fairy said, "The master is one hundred and one years old and gives birth to a little boy, and at the age of one hundred and five gives birth to a little girl." ”
The baby asked: "Husband, your master, how many people are there?"
The crocodile-headed man did the math and said, "Now it's one hundred and three years old, right?"
The baby did the math and said, "It's a few years younger than the old face!"
The Black Flower Fairy said, "My master is five years older than the human hand Dapeng. ”
Director Hua shouted: "Stop! Our story, the last episode is finished, congratulations to everyone! All the way to filming, it's going well! After going back, you have to rest well, and continue tomorrow." ”
Director Hua packed up his tools, and the baby went into the dressing room to take a shower and remove his makeup, and just after entering the shower room, Director Hua shouted: "Baby, let me in, okay?"
The baby bathed and said, "No, you have a wife, don't talk about it again." ”
Director Hua knocked twice on the door and flew away angrily. After the baby finished bathing, put on his clothes and pants and came out, kicked his legs and flew up, and after a while, he came to the big magic room and shouted: "Honghong, are you at home?"
Honghong came out of the first floor of the ten-story building, followed by three children, and the baby was shocked: "Honghong, have your children grown into adults?"
Honghong said: "These three children are so good at growing, they grow when they see the wind, they can't grow anymore now, they are adults, they have reached the age of marriage, and they are looking for a partner!"
The baby exclaimed loudly: "Oh my God! I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've grown into an adult! If this continues, it won't be enough to build a few more buildings in the big demon house! Honghong, the matter of family planning must be controlled!"
Honghong smiled: "I will do a good job!" Come, live together, rejoice together, have fun and celebrate together, come and call grandpa!"
Tongqing is one meter six tall, and in a woman's voice, he shouted politely: "Hello grandpa!"
The baby smiled: "I can't even hug you!
Honghong glanced at Tongle and said, "Come and call grandpa." ”
Tongle lowered his head and said, "I don't call; I don't know her!"
Honghong said: "This kid has a very strong temper and is disobedient!"
Baby defended: "Tell my grandfather to be willing, it seems that I have to be with them more and cultivate a relationship." Honghong, there's nothing troublesome about dividing the room, right?"
Honghong recalled and said: "It's a big trouble, some people think that the house is too small, some say that a single child should not live in three people, and some attack me, saying: "If you have a child out of wedlock, you can still enjoy such a big house;
Some people also said that Director Hua wanted to live in such a big house, that he had no contribution in this family, and that his father was too partial!"
Baby pondered for a while and said, "The person who said you must be from the goldfish family, and the person who said me is your brothers and sisters, but it doesn't matter, no one is satisfied with what you do." ”
Honghong's brothers and sisters and the brothers and sisters of the goldfish family flew down from the ten-story building one after another, and the second goldfish asked, "Aunt Baby, has my mother come back?"
The baby said, "Didn't he come first? Why didn't you see it?" The baby shouted at the goldfish spirit's house: "Director Hua——! Director Hua!"
The goldfish spirit came out of the house and asked, "Didn't you see it, wasn't it with you?"
"He came up first! Can't he find a home again?"
Goldfish Er said anxiously: "Aunt Baby, we haven't eaten yet?"
The baby glanced at Honghong and asked, "What's the matter?"
Honghong said, "Before I could search for food, you came back." ”
Baby arrangement: "Honghong, you go to search for food, I came to search for Director Hua, I must have gone to the wrong place again!"
Honghong searched for food. The baby waved his magic and searched the heavens and the earth, and after a while, Director Hua flew back and said, "It's so strange, I obviously saw that the big demon room was over there, why couldn't I find it?"
The goldfish spirit said: "When people are old, they must follow the baby, otherwise they will be lost;
Director Hua said: "Baby, let me go back first, but I didn't expect to find it." ”
The goldfish spirit has nothing to say.
Honghong searched for a lot of fish, and when it was cooked, it was being distributed. Goldfish Thirty came over with a fish, and Huang Huang followed closely behind. Goldfish Thirty asked, "Aunt Baby, did you hide my child?"
The baby pondered for a while: "Goldfish Thirty, you have so many children, where can I hide? They are all alive and can fly;
"That's weird, as soon as I heard the MONOCULUS finish speaking, my child is gone!"
"Did you find it?"
Huang Huang also searched for it, but he couldn't find it. ”
Director Hua glared at his eyes and shouted: "What are you looking for, looking for it, looking for it, you are looking for it, you are not allowed to look for it again in the future! Huang Huang, you have to be optimistic about the goldfish thirty, and you are not allowed to mess around!"
Honghong flew over with a few fish, and one of them handed out one and said, "Dad, the fish are finished!"
Baby nodded and asked, "Has everyone moved into the new house?"
Goldfish Er replied for Honghong: "It's all moved!
The baby said, "It's like this when you just moved to a new house! If you want to say it! If the old house is not inhabited, I will take it? It takes up too much space!"
The goldfish spirit said, "Take it! Anyway, no one lives in it, and the empty house will only be haunted." ”
With a wave of the baby's hand, all the empty rooms disappear. Now there are only conference rooms and a ten-story building.
Director Hua said: "It seems that there is nothing to do tonight, and I can sleep well." I can't sleep well when filming movies, and I can't sleep well at home. ”
Baby glanced at the people present and said, "Go to the conference room, I still have something to say." Goldfish two, shout, there are still goldfish ten and pigeon pigeon beauty to check tonight. ”
Goldfish Thirty had a big opinion and said, "As soon as Aunt Baby comes back, I only know that there will be a meeting, except for a meeting or a meeting;
Director Hua stopped: "If you don't have a meeting, what should I do with the remaining problems?"
Goldfish Thirty glared and said, "Drive around, I lost all my children! Mom, I want to find my children!"
Director Hua roared: "Don't mess around anymore! Find, what are you looking for? If you lose it, you will lose it! What is the demon child going to do? Huang Huang is optimistic about the goldfish thirty, and he will leave an inch!"
Huang Huang said: "Thirty goldfish, if you can find it, you can find it early, don't make trouble for me, okay?
The baby flew into the conference room, followed by a large group of children. Director Hua sat next to the baby, and the goldfish spirit looked at the baby with observing eyes. Honghong flew in and asked, "Have you all arrived?"
The second goldfish replied: "It's all here." ”
The baby glanced at the children: "There are three contents of today's meeting: first, to understand the housing situation, and second, there are two pairs that have not been inspected last time. Third, family planning remains a problem. Now on the first question, who's going to talk about it?"
Director Hua declared: "Think about it and talk about it." Mention any good ideas and suggestions, and don't talk nonsense after the meeting!"
Goldfish Thirty shouted, "I have something to say." ”
Baby glanced at Goldfish Thirty: "Say it!"
Goldfish Thirty shouted: "It's so unfair! Honghong's child was born in violation of family planning, and not only was she not punished, but she also built a suite for her, and my children, all of whom were missing, let me live in a single room for three people." ”
Lan Lan raised her hand and said, "I also want to say two words." ”
The baby glanced at Lan Lan: "Say it!"
Lan Lan trembled and said: "I have an opinion about Director Hua, he is in this family, he has no contribution, clothes come to stretch out his hand, food comes to open his mouth, why let him live in such a good suite?"
Yunyun said: "I have never spoken at the meeting, I can't help it, and I want to say a few words; after the house is divided, there are still a few empty rooms; there are seven or eight single rooms that are occupied by three people, why don't you move some of the three people to the vacant rooms?"
The baby said calmly: "This question, Honghong will explain it?"
Honghong looked at Yunyun and said, "At that time, the division was in a hurry, and there was no time to think about leaving empty rooms; ”
Baby asked, "Who lives in three rooms, raise your hand and let me see?"
Those present raised their hands with a "swish".
The baby looked at it, counted it, and said, "There are eighteen people, and eighteen divided by three equals six." There are six single rooms, one room is divided into one person, that is, six people, six people are divided into three rooms, exactly two people live in one, enough, asked:
"Would you like three people to live together?"
Honghong looked left and right and said, "Dad, no." ”
Baby said, "The problem is solved." Honghong, you can write down these eighteen people, find out the situation, divide six people, and let them live in three empty rooms! ”
Yunyun said: "There is also Honghong's violation of family planning, and it has not been handled?"
The baby looked at the children and said, "Honghong's matter has been said last time, if you have to be punished, it will be carried out according to the system, and tomorrow Honghong will be closed for three days." ”
Director Hua shouted: "That's not good! Honghongguan has been closed for three days, and you still can't eat?" Director Hua glanced at the children and said, "Raise your hand in agreement with Honghongguan's tightness." ”
Yunyun looked around, but not one raised his hand, and he said, "I don't raise my hand either." ”
Director Hua said: "Since no one raised their hand, is it recognized? Honghong can't be closed tightly! What do you eat when you close it? This is for everyone's sake, can you use your brains when you speak?"
Lan Lan was embarrassed and said, "Director Hua, don't just talk about others, how do you explain your housing?"
Good looks pondered for a long time and said, "I agree with Lan Lan's opinion. ”