The stone squeezed out, and while rolling up his sleeves, he said, "Let me come, let me come." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Quick Legs asked, "What are you doing like this?"

Shi said solemnly: "Slap in the face, the head of the regiment is like this, in our village, it is called a demon barrier, and he needs to be beaten." There used to be a noble lord, but he was slapped by his father-in-law and returned to normal. ”

The legs were in a hurry: "Don't, you are rude, what if you break the regiment commander?" ”

Alice yelled, "Leave me alone, I'm more experienced in slapping." ”

Mira's eyes moved, her dull face regained a little vitality, and he asked curiously, "What are you leaving here?"

Fast legs immediately cleared up the relationship: "Leader, these two bad guys want to take the opportunity to slap you, but I have been dissuaded by me." ”

Bidding farewell to the two-headed snake, the skeletons finally set foot on their way back to the city. Since the Lucky Cat's healing technique did not make the big man's ribs grow immediately, the people simply made a stretcher out of a wooden board to carry him away. Mira pretended to lift two or three steps, and immediately covered her chest to make a delicate and weak appearance, and the actor had to take over the burden with a bitter face.

When Xiaofeng asked about the abnormality just now, Mira immediately brightened again, it turned out that the seedling pest control guide, ah, it was a necromancer primer, and it needed to be contaminated with blood to recognize the owner and activate, according to the explanation, it was to prevent it from being found out by the detectives of the Holy See and to protect the safety of the wizard himself.

When the manual was activated, Mira felt like she was being transported to the front of a large room, where a smiling lewd old man stared at her in a daze, congratulating herself on joining the Necromancer's family, explaining to herself five lectures, four beauties, three loves, and various precautions. Among them, the old man emphasized one thing in particular, necromancers need to especially strengthen their own spiritual civilization construction, and must not lose themselves because of the blind pursuit of power, and become an evil necromancer, which will be wanted and eliminated by the association.

Mira originally refused to become a necromancer, but after hearing about the benefits of the association, Mira decided to hug the thigh of the old man named Fonseca and never let go.

First of all, being a member of the Necromancer Guild gives you free lifetime medical insurance. Maybe the general cold, fever, minor illness, and minor disasters can be cured by finding a doctor or donating money to the church, but the recontinuation of severed limbs and heart bypass can only be mastered by necromancers who are familiar with the structure of the human body, not to mention that some famous doctors in the world have already secretly joined the necromancer association, and even in the stick country in the far east, there are people who have traveled far away to the desert to the association to steal the art of changing faces. Therefore, being a member of the association means that Mira's life is greatly extended.

Secondly, with an extraordinarily long lifespan, it is easy to achieve outstanding achievements in the academic field. In addition to those like Bruno, who were caught and burned by the Holy See after finding clues, there are many necromancers who have become the elite of society, the masters of academia, and the big names in finance, and the only inconvenient thing is to change their faces and identities every few decades, otherwise it is easy to arouse suspicion. And more necromancers are reluctant to show their heads, just hiding in remote places to conduct their own research, and it is said that they have achieved a lot of shocking results.

Finally, the roots of necromancers are the study of the power of the undead, they recognize that the undead are a being that transcends nature and imagination, and are willing to respect the undead, believe in the undead, understand the undead, and at the same time they can also be helped by the undead. If the necromancer wanted to, he didn't need to hire any butlers and maids, and all the labor and household chores could be done by the undead, and he didn't have to pay a single copper coin, such a temptation was simply hard to resist for Mira, a lazy and homely fellow.

Seeing Mira's eyebrows fluttering, he quickly asked, "Leader, since the necromancer is as good as you say, then why did you sometimes have such a painful expression just now?"

Mira's face fell suddenly: "Damn old man Fonseca, he actually said that every year the association will organize an assessment of new members, check the progress of the use of undead power and academic research, and for ten consecutive years, if you don't qualify, you may be expelled." Damn, what I'm most afraid of in my life is the exam, I can't even find my classmates in this exam, and I don't know who to find to cheat, but I'm worried to death. ”

Xiaofeng said lightly: "Instead of worrying about that exam, you should be worried about how to deal with this flamingo mercenary group, although it is only one level higher than us, but they are an old group for many years, and we are not even full of people, whether it is a team battle or a heads-up, it is not someone's opponent." ”

Mira said tentatively: "Since we can't beat others, why don't we try to turn the war into a jade silk?"

Xiao Feng glanced at him lightly: "Turn war into jade silk?

Mira remembered her poor gold reserves and the poor financial situation of the regiment, and waved her fist viciously: "If you want to fight, you must fight, you must beat them so that they cry and call their mother, and hand over all the jade silks." He suddenly remembered something: "When I started just now, it seems that I was taught two undead magic, and my strength has improved by leaps and bounds. Burn, burn, Firebird. ”

Everyone's curiosity was aroused: "Necromantic magic? What kind of magic? Isn't it summoned by the undead?" "Oh, if the head of the regiment learns magic, it is really a hooligan who knows martial arts, and no one can stop it." ”

Mira glanced left and right for a moment, snatched the puppet staff and put on a deep shape: "The power of the dead, the will of the soul, wanders on the black earth, wanders in the blood-colored sky, and here I command in the capacity of Mira, gather in my hands, turn into my sharp spear, and return all living beings to the feet of the god of the underworld." With that, he casually made a move in the illusion, and then threw it forward, waiting for the earth-shattering blow.

There was no movement, only the mountain wind shook the dead branches and made a rattling sound, and a squirrel leaned out of the branch, tilted its head to look at the group of humans standing stupidly like stakes, and quickly burrowed into the hole.

After a long while, Mira said stupidly: "No, why is this bone spear ineffective, I obviously recited the spell correctly." It must be that the staff of the drama is a Xibei product, which affects my performance. Lucky Cat, bring me your one, and I'll try the bone wall again. ”

The beckoning cat said unceremoniously, "Ben Meow asks you, have you meditated?Do you know what spiritual power is?Can you feel the operation of the magic element?" Mira shook her head dumbly.

"So, you're a necromancer, you don't have any magical foundation at all, and you don't know anything about necromancer. You think you'll be able to use magic with a few spells? Who is going to be an apprentice to magic? Just buy a few spell books to memorize. ”

"But I've passed the necromancer's test......"

"That's because you're cheating with a harmonica, and besides, there are so many fakes in society nowadays, you think that when people say you're a necromancer, you're true. Tell you, you can't meditate, you can't feel the magic element, you will always be just a fake necromancer, except for the undead summoning that comes with the harmonica, you will never need a real necromancer. ”

For the rest of the road, Mira was wilted and couldn't lift her spirits, and One-Eyed quietly asked the lucky cat: "Your words just now are too heavy, I'm afraid that he won't be able to withstand the blow and will be depressed." ”

The beckoning cat wrinkled his nose: "Don't worry, I already know this stupid guy thoroughly, he has never been heartless, and he won't take anything to heart." Depressed? That's not his style of painting. ”

In order to maintain the consistency of the painting style, Mira walked the mountain road depressed, entered the city of Minsk in a depressed manner, and returned to the station in a depressed manner, but when he saw a figure coming out of the station to greet him, every cell in his body immediately transformed from depression to jubilation.

"Senior Sister Suraiya, why are you here?"

"Because of your harmonica, my thesis got the first grade, and I am here to thank you. Hee-hee, no kidding, in fact, the professor said that there is still room for breakthroughs in my research direction, so I came to you again to excuse the piano. It's still the old rule, just look at it in front of you in the station, okay?

Mira nodded excitedly, only then did she notice that in addition to Raymond, the flower messenger with a stinky face, there was also a young woman she didn't know: "Senior sister, who is this?"

"Oh, this is my best friend, Mademoiselle Countess Polatier, she is also very interested in the history of the Lin Fan era, and you want to come and see your harmonica, you won't be welcome, right?"

Mira warmly welcomed her, Miss Polatier also expressed her gratitude reservedly, and Sulaya suddenly whispered mysteriously: "Junior brother, there are a lot of beauties in the history department of our college, since I heard about the harmonica, hehe, there are a large number of senior sisters approaching, how are you ready to welcome them one by one." ”

Mira's nosebleed spurted out several meters at once: "Senior Sister Dabo? Is it Senior Sister Gusel? Is it Senior Sister Yuga? or Senior Sister Durala." Alerted by the quick legs, the last thing Mira saw was the of the beckoning cat's vicious smack, and then he fainted happily.

Dinner was a bun prepared by Tracey, and when Mira complained that there were two fewer than Alice in front of her, the little girl scoffed and said, "You have such a big bun on your head, isn't it enough for you to eat?"

Because the big man has difficulty moving, Xiaofeng arranges to take his wife and children to the station to take care of him, and Mira sees his family for the first time. The big wife is an ordinary fat woman, always looking cramped and uneasy, but his two sons are looking around all the way, and they seem to be bear children who are not worrying.