The next morning, the beckoning cat pointed at Mira's dark circles and laughed, and Mira gave her three silver coins in a fit of rage, and the laughter stopped abruptly, and Meow-sama supervised the others very seriously. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Tris and the foodie stayed in the village to take care of the wagon, while the others went up the mountain with them. At the beginning, the road was very relaxed and freehand, quite a pleasure in the mountains and rivers, but as the mountain gradually rose, after a steep slope, the first drama couldn't stand it: "No, no, I can't walk, I want to take a good rest." I said what are you going to do if you have to pull me up when you fight, do you want me to play a meat bun to trick the kobold out?"

Quickleg took a bunch of dog hair from the dead grass: "It seems that there is no chase, and the smell in this area is aggravated, it should be almost to their activity area." ”

Mira said expressionlessly: "I don't need to say this, I can see it myself." ”

Stunned, he followed Mira's gaze and saw a thin kobold on the hill in front of him, walking towards them.

The kobold was dressed in tatters, and in many places there was only a little piece of cloth to cover the vital points, but he carried a large banner woven of brocade on his back, and hunted and flew in the wind. He held two pieces of bamboo in his hand, and he still recited the words in his mouth: "The Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of the Earth, Dawang asked me to patrol the mountains." When the inside, when the inside, when the inside, when the inside, when the inside, Let's not talk about gossip first, but I will show a hero and a good man. When the inside, when the inside. ”

Mira was secretly happy in his heart, art really knows no borders and races, he deliberately straightened his clothes, and replied respectfully: "May I ask ......"

The kobold jumped to the side as if struck by lightning, flashing a short stick and pointing at Mira: "Sneaky humans, what are your intentions to surround me secretly?"

Mira was full of slander in his heart, obviously you bumped into it yourself, okay, but the same artistic pursuit made him feel that he should not treat the rap artist in front of him simply and roughly. Mira smiled again: "I ......"

"Wait, you wait. The kobold pointed his stick at Mira, rummaged for something in his arms with his other hand, and after a moment he took out a leaf and read it: "Human manual...... Clever human ...... Strong human ...... Weak and incompetent human beings, Wang, that's all. To deal with weak and incompetent human beings, we should shout: I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, leave the road money, if you burst out of your mouth half a word, Wang, kill it or bury it. ”

The beckoning cat laughed: "Hahaha, it's wonderful to think about being treated as a weak and incompetent human by kobolds." ”

Mira's hands trembled with anger, and the fast leg next to her quietly handed over a branch: "Come on, go and turn his arrogant saliva into tears of remorse." Strike, Magic Baby. ”

Mira was deeply encouraged and put on a posture energetically, but heard the fast legs shouting behind him: "Buy, buy, buy, the head of the regiment loses, one loses 1.2, and the head wins, one loses 3.5." So a group of unscrupulous people bought Mira to lose, only the beckoning cat shouted: "You are too much to take the regiment commander as a cadre, I will buy the regiment commander to win, ten copper coins." Mira was overjoyed, and heard her add, "Buy the captain again, twenty silver coins." ”

Mira was furious, waved a branch and attacked the kobold, and there was a fast-legged voice in her ears: "Ladies and gentlemen, what is being broadcast live to you now is the first round of this Huashan Sword, and the opponents are Mira on the red side and the kobold on the blue side. With a soft sound, the game began, a white crane flashed its wings, a black tiger pulled out its heart, a Mount Tai pressed the top, and a peach was stolen at the bottom of the leaf. ”

After five minutes, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to our game site again, I saw Mila rolling on a lazy donkey to avoid the other party's force splitting Huashan, another lazy donkey rolling to dodge a trick to find a snake in the grass, and another lazy donkey rolling to avoid the sunset of the long river." The fast leg opened his mouth and yawned a long wayn: "Judging from the current situation, the red player has already rolled on the ground within a radius of ten meters, is he familiar with the terrain and ready to win by surprise? ”

Half an hour later, "Mila rolled on another lazy donkey...... No, he stood up, Mira finally stood up, it was a small step for him, but a giant leap for humanity. At this moment, he is not alone, he is not alone. I saw Mira draw a circle with her left hand and a square with her right hand, trembling and drawing a Tai Chi pattern in the air, and the other party immediately slanted his steps, as if he was led by internal force to even walk unsteadily. ”

"That's enough," beckoning cat stood up, "stop thinking about it, what is this?" she angrily walked up to the kobold, picked up her staff and smashed it down on her head, "I'll let you fight fake boxing, let you play fake boxing." ”

The kobold was beaten with more than a dozen sticks in a row, and suddenly shouted: "Stop", which frightened the beckoning cat.

The kobold gently stroked the scars on his body that had been beaten by the beckoning cat, and said sadly and angrily: "Sure enough, he is a master, and he actually hit my Baihui, Yintang, Jizhong, Lungyu, Qihai and other dead points in a row. Farewell, my dear friends, and farewell, my dear mother. With that, he rolled his eyes and fell to his death.

"Cheating," said Kuaileg in grief, "you beat him to death, how do you win or lose?"

The beckoning cat also had a surprised expression: "This guy is too unbeaten, I just knocked him to death with a few sticks? ”

Mira's face flushed: "That's my tactic, retreat is advance, you don't understand." ”

Before the winner was decided, the contestant died unexpectedly, and several people surrounded the fast leg to ask for a refund, and the fast leg naturally refused to admit it, indicating that according to the final interpretation of the organizing committee of the competition, all losses caused by force majeure are not refunded or compensated. In the middle of the fight, the big man suddenly shouted, "Oops, we're surrounded." ”

Sure enough, I don't know when, dozens or hundreds of red-eyed kobolds have been surrounded nearby, and they are still talking in a low voice: "Wangwang, forty-seven Wangs were killed by them, what should I do?" "I see that they did the disappearance of sixty-three Wangs yesterday, these evil human beings are brutal and ferocious, and they are really the great enemies of our Wangxing people." ”

The two sides are confronting each other, and the actor has long been envious when he saw the beckoning cat just now, and now he finally saw so many fleshy feet, and he screamed and waved his staff, and immediately knocked over the two kobolds. The actor stood proudly with a cane, and he had the momentum to look down on the world and give up on me.

Since the fight has begun, they all rushed forward with shouts, especially the one-eyed sheathed long sword, killing the kobold like the autumn wind sweeping the leaves, and when Mira also came to his senses and picked up a dagger and was about to follow up and beat the water dog, the ground was already full of a group of wounded people crying for their fathers and mothers.

Mira kicked a kobold who he thought was indecent, indicating that she had also participated in the fierce battle, and then grinned at One-Eye, "What are these guys going to do?

One-eyed groaned: "It is said that with the strength of the kobolds, there is no reason why any mercenary group cannot be eliminated, why did the people who came before fail to do so? ”

Hearing their words, the kobold whispered again: "Wang, they are going to our kennel." "Wang, you can't take them there, my litter of puppies hasn't opened their eyes yet." "We must unite and never succumb to the forces of evil, and glory and victory will definitely belong to the brave kobolds." ”

The beckoning cat pointed at the one who barked the most: "You, lead the way." The guy immediately nodded and replied, and immediately found a lot of mountain vines to tie up the little friends, and led the vines to the front happily. He sneered at his companions' unanimous duties: "Call me a dog? What do you know? I'm saving the nest." “

From the way he saw them, Mira had a preliminary understanding of their downfall, but when he stepped into this stinking cave, he couldn't help but burst into tears, partly because of the smell of it, and partly because he saw the miserable and difficult life of the kobolds.

In comparison, the dog-headed men may have to go out often to beg for a living, and they can still see a half-strand of cloth on their bodies, while the women in the cave can only drape some bark and grass blades indiscriminately, and in order to cover their shame, they can only half-squat on the ground or kneel or walk. Several of the women, who were breastfeeding with their breasts open, saw Mira and them entering, but turned away slightly, and the two shriveled cloth pockets on their breasts were dangling like that without hiding them.

The cave is very damp, and from time to time there are condensed water droplets, and in the dry place, there are many small nests made of hay, and many dog-headed babies who have not yet opened their eyes are curled up in the grass nests, which makes people have to admire the fertility of kobolds.

A dog-headed girl who had not yet reached Mira's waist came crookedly and grabbed Mira's trouser leg, her eyes were full of curiosity and kindness, Mila took out half an orange and handed it to her, the girl tasted it, immediately smiled, stretched out her long tongue and licked it on Mira's hand.

Mira touched the dog-headed girl's head, and the girl squinted her eyes and purred in comfort, like a puppy snuggling up to its owner. The fast legs glared at Mila and signaled him to get up and down as soon as possible, but Mila struggled for a long time, but still shook her head and refused.

One-Eyed sighed: "It seems that the first few batches of mercenaries are in the same situation as us, it's not that they don't have the ability to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, but they just can't do it." ”