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Volume 1: A Trip to Kyoto (WTO Accession)

Chapter 1: Stupid Kid

Under the scorching sun, on the wide teaching field, a middle-aged man stood on the steps with a green rattan in his hand, condescendingly looking at the hundreds of children with immature faces below. The children squatted and walked with their arms stretched out in front of them, still holding heavy objects in their hands. It was a blackened iron rod, made of steel, and it was not light, and the children were sweating profusely after standing in the scorching sun for less than a quarter of an hour.

On the steps, the middle-aged man tore his throat, and his voice shook the sky.

"You, you, what you look at, it's you, and you look at others. I told you not to move, didn't you hear, deaf?" the middle-aged man roared, his face flushed with anger, and he rushed quickly towards the group.

Zhang Ergou was startled, looked left and right, and didn't know that the middle-aged man was scolding him. In confusion, he was picked up by the middle-aged man's ear, and he could only wail and cry out in pain, waving his hands and feet in the air, and the iron rod in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Okay, you Zhang Ergou, Qingyunmen has great mercy to take you in here to learn art, you don't want to make progress, you dare to scream pain, if I don't give you some color today, I am not worthy of being your master." As soon as he finished speaking, he grabbed Zhang Ergou and beat him hard, and the vines in his hands were heavily pumped on him, and the cry made the rest of the children frightened.

"Zhao Laosan, stop fighting, look at what you scare the child into. After three whips in a row, a person came to the side of the school field, this person was short and fat like a winter melon, with a big face and a thick neck, and directly snatched the child from Zhao Laosan's hand and protected him behind him.

"Hmph, you know what. Zhao Laosan squinted at the person who came back, and the person to the left was to the left, determined to protect the child, so that Zhao Lao, who was in charge of the criminal law, had nowhere to sprinkle the fire: "Short head tuo, what do you want to do." ”

The short and fat middle-aged man glared angrily: "I should have asked you what do you want to do? Don't you see that they are all still children? Who of these children will dare to learn from you after you have such a heavy hand?"

Zhao Laosan snorted: "Second Senior Brother, before the patriarch retreats, give these children to me to teach." Now that the time for the ancestor to leave the customs is not far away, these children ...... Hey, how do you want me to explain to the patriarch?"

After speaking, he suddenly took a detour behind the short and fat middle-aged man, held down the Zhang Ergou and whipped him again. The child was crying, trying to run away but unable to do anything, his face turned purple and blue with fright, and his body kept shaking.

The short and fat man snatched the vine and was very dissatisfied with the other party's approach: "Third junior brother, cultivation depends on talent and luck, have you forgotten all about it after cultivating for many years? These children are either beggars or have lost their parents, children who have no relatives and no reason, they have suffered a lot of difficulties outside in the past, and the ancestor takes them in and lets you teach, is it difficult for you to practice hard every day and be beaten?"

Speaking of this, he suddenly said to the children, "Okay, that's the end of today, let's go and rest!"

Hearing this, the children were overjoyed, and happily went to the shade of the trees, and looked at the three people in the school yard from a distance.

"Second Senior Brother, what do you mean by that, on weekdays, you don't care about these wild children, what is the intention of making trouble at this time, after the ancestor is out of the customs, I will report it truthfully. Speaking of this, Zhao Laosan's face was gloomy, his heart throbbed, and he actually laughed bitterly loudly: "Today's Qingyun is really not the Qingyun of hundreds of years ago, do you know how the two major sects of Tianyuan and Jiuyou teach their disciples? In addition to studying diligently every day, they also have to carry water and go out to practice! What about us, I just punish these children a little, you can't see that you want to go against me, you say, what will we compare with others in the future? Ah? You say, you talk!"

The short and fat man also had a sad face, looking at the innocent, lively, carefree children around him and sighing. Actually, the third junior brother was not wrong, but he saw that these children were extremely fond of them, and he didn't want them to suffer from cultivators, so it was actually good to be an ordinary person.

"How long do you want to rest, in a few days it will be the day when the ancestor will come out, and when the time comes, I will see that you have made no progress, or are you so lazy, how do you and I face the ancestor? What are you still stunned about, don't you hurry up and practice?" Zhao Laosan's eyes showed a fierce light, staring at Zhang Ergou behind the short and fat man and roaring: "And you, if you are afraid of pain, get me off Qingyunmen." ”

The children all held back a bitter gourd face, squatting one after another, enduring the pain.

The short and fat man deliberately opposed him: "Children, today is over, you can do whatever you want, you dare not do anything with me in your master." ”

The children looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a while.

"Second Senior Brother, ...... you" Zhao Laosan was almost so angry that he couldn't speak.

"Hehe, okay, third junior brother, cultivation is a long-term thing, how can it be achieved in three days and two ends, why not relax and relax properly?"

"Forget it, you can do whatever you want!"

After getting the master's approval, the children scattered like cheerful fish, some playing with mud, some swinging, and playing very happily, but the middle-aged man sighed again and again when he saw it: "What's wrong with the children now, when I think you and I are cultivating, when you don't want to be tired and half dead to rest, second senior brother, what do you say Qingyunmen should do if it goes on like this?"

"No matter what he does, the sky is falling, and the tall man is not on top. ”

"Hey......" Zhao Laosan was about to turn around and leave, when he suddenly saw a child staying in place under the scorching sun, squatting with a not very standard horse step, holding an iron rod in his hand and trembling a little, he frowned, and said unhappily: "Zhang Ergou, what do you want to do, don't you hear when I let you rest?" ”

That child was Zhang Ergou, who had just been reprimanded and whipped by him, he was obscene, short in stature, two or three years older than other children, but his body was half a head shorter than ordinary children, and he was obviously twelve years old. Although he works weekdays, his qualifications are dull, and others can learn things and teach them once, but he has to waste half a day of effort and energy to understand the teaching materials, and every time he sees him, he will have an inexplicable anger.

Zhang Ergou didn't seem to hear it, gritted his teeth and continued to squat on the horse.

Zhao Laosan raised his voice and said it again, Zhang Ergou suddenly raised his head and glanced at Zhao Laosan with great joy, his eyes were scattered and dazed, and he was demented.

Zhao Laosan was angry, and quickly stepped forward and knocked him on the head hard: "Can you kid let me save some snacks, every time you speak, you have to say it more than three times before you understand, are you really stupid or are you teasing me?"

Zhang Ergou didn't say anything, suddenly threw away the iron rod in his hand, raised his hands above his head and circled around Zhao Laosan, dancing like a dance to the gods: "Master, come and dance, dance, let's dance together." Uncle Shi, dance, dance, come and dance. ”

Zhao Laosan's face turned green, he hated iron and steel, looked at the short and fat man and said: "Smart children are lazy, diligent children are stupid, our Qingyun has really fallen to this point, if the ancestor ascends to the Immortal Elysium, how can I ensure Qingyun's prestige?"

(A few words of nonsense, I am weak in terms of data, so please forgive me for some flaws and loopholes at the realm level.)