There are few people and the dishes are also fast, open the large bottle of fruit oranges bought from downstairs, pour a cup full for one person, and simply touch the next cup, everyone chatted while eating, Li Yu realized that he had been deceived after eating the green onion segment in the palace fried chicken.

"Then when I asked you if you had contact lenses, you still nodded?" At that time, I thought that the quality of this contact lens was really good, and it was not like a beautiful one, and like everyone else, I also thought about buying a pair online, but as a result, people said that it was born.

Yu Yao: It's an acquired disease.

Li Yu was quite resentful: It's okay to be sick, who knows if you don't say it.

After discussing Yuyao's new "contact lenses" disease, everyone's topic turned to the school's artificial lake.

The artificial lake is in the news again.

The water in the lake has become salty......

Yu Yao knew about it in the class group, and the news had been fermented at that time, and the discussion in the group was particularly lively.

Because last year the lake was still a freshwater lake.

Last summer, a group of girls in the class superstitiously pursued the homemade lotus leaf tea that was so good at slimming and beauty on the Internet that the effect was so good, and they also went to the artificial lake to secretly pick a few wild lotus leaves.

Lotus flowers generally grow in fresh water.

Several girls who picked lotus leaves came forward one after another, confirming that the lake was still a freshwater lake last year.

As a result, when the girls wanted to explain in detail how they successfully got the lotus leaves in the summer night when the moon was dark and the wind was high, and the cicadas were singing and frogs jumping, the head teacher of Wannian Diving came up and said: Everyone should take care of the flowers and trees in the school......

The girls instantly silenced collectively, obediently watching the boys playing treasure on the side, guessing the reason why the lake became salty.

Boy A: Could it be that there is a salt mine at the bottom of the school's artificial lake, and the heavy rain washed it out?

Boy B: ...... You've got a big brain!

The two of them seriously discussed the possibility of a salt mine at the bottom of the lake.

At this time, boy C appeared and mentioned a very factual reason: could it be that the salt truck in the canteen fell in, and the food in the canteen has been very light recently.

As soon as this point of view came out, everyone unanimously agreed, and they felt that it was very likely, and not only in their canteen, but also in other colleges and students who had entered the class group one after another, and said that the food in their cafeteria was also very light.

Everyone felt as if they had gotten the truth.

Aunt in charge of the canteen of each hospital: ...... It's just that the weather has been too hot recently, and I'm afraid that you will eat too much and get hot!

The head teacher, who had just dived, resurfaced to refute the rumors: the reason why the artificial lake became salty was that it was too close to the sea, and the weather was too dry last year, and the seawater seeped into the underground water system, and the groundwater gushed up, so the lake water will become salty this year.

The explanation seems to be quite scientific!

Yuyao ate the fried crispy river shrimp, looking at the close-up view of the artificial lake in the group, she didn't care about how it became salty, she felt that the willow trees on the shore seemed to have become much more lush.

In addition to the willow trees that seemed to have grown overgrown, there was another question that she couldn't understand: "How do they know that the water in this artificial lake has become salty?" Has anyone drunk it? Who is so idle!

"It seems that someone was walking on the shore and saw an octopus in it." Jiang Feifei said a very surprising answer.

"Octopus?"

"That's right!" And people are not stupid enough to drink the water in the artificial lake, they asked their classmates from the chemistry department to take samples to the laboratory for testing.

But didn't the head teacher say that the reason for the saltiness of the water was the upwelling of groundwater? Does groundwater upwelling up give octopuses gushing?

The school is now also having a headache for this problem, not only the octopus, but also the school staff responsible for cleaning up the garbage in the artificial lake have also caught crabs!

The person in charge of the school thought it was quite interesting and reported it to the logistics as a joke.

The director of their school's logistics department also giggled and didn't take it seriously, until the cleaning staff was bitten by a predatory fish in the lake.

The school took it seriously.

The school worker is a local, the school leader asked him what kind of fish he was bitten, the school worker was sure that it was the pomfret, but after a while, he shook his head very incomprehensibly, and said, the pomfret is a deep-sea fish, how can there be a pomfret in our artificial lake?

Bitten by a pomfret The school leader also deliberately checked on the Internet, and the result came out of the price of a piece of pomfret on the Internet, which is not the right major, and he didn't even know much about a local school worker.

When I went back, I organized people to go to the artificial lake to catch fish. Not to mention, they really got a few.

The pomfret has a flat body, a silvery-white surface, a round head and smooth skin, and the school leaders carry information from the Internet on their backs.

Finally, he turned his head and asked the school worker who was busy separating the fish next to him, "Is this a pomfret?" ”

The school worker carried a few big fish up half a catty, thinking about how to go home at night to clean up a few snacks, if there are more, you can go to the market to sell, after all, the pomfret fish is not cheap, just this size, at least sixty-one catties, hearing the school leader asked, he nodded subconsciously, nonsense, what is not pomfret?

I was still thinking about the snacks and extra food tonight, when I saw the school leader squatting down and throwing the fish into the big convenience bag he was carrying.

Janitors...... I almost went up to grab it, but I still remembered that this was the leader, so I stepped forward anxiously and asked with a smile, "This fish is useless!" ”

School Leader: How useless! I have to send it to Haida for testing!

The school worker watched as the school leader brought the whole bag of pomfret into the car and sprayed a gasoline plug on his nose!

A slam on the door! The school worker was choked and squirted twice, and scolded angrily.

It's okay now, not to mention the extra money, even the snacks are gone. Frustrated, I picked up the net on the shore and prepared to go home with the keg.

When I left, I reluctantly glanced back at the lake.

On the sparkling water, a little silver light flashed!

Just after eight o'clock, today is still Saturday, there is no one on the road near the artificial lake, the school worker looked at the lake, and then looked at the net in his hand, and thought to himself: the fish is in the lake, whoever catches it is who's, and he is either trying to make money or mix up snacks.

Put on the waterproof suit that I just took off, carry the net, and touch the lake.

……

It's Monday again! Yu Yao stood in front of the sink of the large toilet, brushing her teeth angrily.

Liu Ying also came over with a toothcup, squeezed the toothpaste, closed her eyes and began to sizzle......

The home is an electric toothbrush.

I'm really lazy! Yu Yao looked at the manual soft brush of three yuan in his hand, and felt that he might be a little hated by the rich.

Get out of the toilet and pat the toner in the mirror.

Li Yu opened the door and chatted with people in the corridor. Jiang Feifei was singing, and she didn't hear what they were talking about, so she heard Li Yu exclaim one after another.

When the kid next door left, Li Yu came in with a whirlwind, and shouted with water droplets on his face: "The school worker who cleaned the artificial lake in our school was bitten by a fish."