Chapter 273: Blood on the Face
It took two rows of thick birch trees to stop, and the whole pig's face was smashed.
Chen Lin slid down from the tree, clutching his arms and shaking his hands in pain, "Finally dead!" ”
Before he died, Fang Chen pushed Chen Lin away, and the stones in his hand were thrown out again.
But the wild boar rushed too fast, the stone fell on its thick belly, the wild boar's fat body for a while, the pig's mouth that had fallen off the pressure opened violently, roared in pain, and the four hooves exerted force and collided. The fast Fang Chen only had time to snatch the hardwood bow in Chen Lin's hand and block it.
Chen Lin didn't have to look back to feel the vibration coming from the ground, what could he do? I could only continue to lie down, and one fell back and fell back.
Then he saw a huge pig's head flung past his eyes, and the bloody chest hair slashed across his face and neck, hitting the hardwood bow in Fang Chen's hand.
Bang! Lying on the ground, Chen Lin saw Fang Chen's feet suddenly sink into the soil, a burst of dust was lifted around him, and the hardwood bow was squeaked, and then he saw a huge pig's head with blood jumping over the crooked pine tree and falling to the ground, rolling against the grass.
Then with a bang, a fat headless pig arrived in front of Chen Lin's eyes, and the choked loess mixed with a certain part of the wild boar's body poured into Chen Lin's nose.
Chen Lin was stunned for a moment, then spit out the soil in his mouth, and jumped up from the ground to look at Fang Chen for the first time.
Then I saw the blood on Fang Chen's face!
Fang Chen's feet were still stuck in the soil, his face was covered with pig blood, and he was a little surprised in his heart, he rolled his eyes and looked at the hardwood bow in his hand, this thing is of good quality!
Then I saw Chen Lin rushing towards him with a dirty face, touching it from the beginning, until it reached Fang Chen's chest, and shouted stupidly while touching: "Dude, buddy, are you okay, are you okay?" ”
waited until Chen Lin's hand was about to jump over his upper body and touch the underneath, Fang Chen shook off his sore arm that had been hit and slapped Chen Lin's hand away.
Dude, I saw it, I knew that you weren't calling people, I didn't know, and I thought you were harassing you there.
Chen Lin was stunned for a moment, and when he realized that there was only one living creature in this place besides himself, Chen Lin jumped up happily and gave Fang Chen a caring hug from his brother.
Fang Chen: ...... Although he was just muddled, he was still a little moved, and his heart was warm, and he just wanted to return a hug from his brother, when he saw Chen Linhuo quickly push him away, holding the hardwood bow in his hand and began to look from head to toe, while looking at it and caressing the hardwood bow in his hand distressedly.
The gentle look in his eyes made Fang Chen finally know why this buddy couldn't find a girlfriend.
Because people have always had it, they are in their own hands.
At the same time, the full brotherhood also flowed clean with the pig's blood next to him.
But even so, Fang Chen had to say a fair word, "The quality of your bow's bow is really good. He was in such a hurry that he didn't have time to react, but instinctively snatched the bow and raised it, the bow in his hand, the bowstring facing outward.
Before he could stretch out his arm, the wild boar bumped into him, Fang Chen felt his feet beat, the hardwood bow in his hand was extended, followed by the bowstring, and then he looked up and saw the pig's head flying out of his ear, and the pork that had not had time to lie down sprayed his face full of pig blood.
On the other end, Chen Lin carefully took out a fast square handkerchief from his jacket pocket and lovingly wiped the pig's blood splashed on the hardwood bow, took the time to look back at Fang Chen, and nodded very arrogantly, "That's our family's ancestral phoenix plane tree." In fact, he was still a little worried when Fang Chen snatched the bow over, but it turned out later that the plane tree that their family had inherited was indeed worthy of its name.
And Fang Chen: ...... What should I do when I hear my roommate bragging seriously and suddenly want to laugh?
But if you don't laugh, wash your face first! In just a few moments, the pig's blood will be on their faces.
Pulled Chen Lin to the big puddle where the wild boar bathed just now to wash his face, although the puddle was so clean that he could see the small fish that were busy underwatering to complete the big harmony, but I don't know if it was Chen Lin's own impression disease, holding the water and rushing to his face, Chen Lin always felt that the water smelled of pig.
It's been circling around his nose.
It's not an impression disease, it's that you really have a bubble of pig on your head.
When they came down from the tree, their place was Fang Chen Lin, and the wild boar was lined up, but when the wild boar collided with him, Fang Chen snatched Chen Lin's hardwood bow, and after Chen Lin fell to the ground, their place became Fang Chen, wild boar, Chen Lin, lined up from left to right.
Then the pig's head flew, the pig fell, and the pig's butt just fell on the top of Fang Chen's head.
As soon as the pig died, as soon as the muscles of the whole body were discharged, the fertilizer stored in the large intestine was sprayed all over Chen Lin's head. But the death of the pig, coupled with Fang Chen's head full of pig blood, made him not feel the strangeness on the top of his head, and now as soon as his nerves relaxed, he felt that the surroundings had been stinking.
When he wanted to turn his head and complain to Fang Chen that this wild boar did not have the public morality to pollute the environment, he saw Fang Chen looking up at the top of his head with a smile on his face.
He subconsciously reached up and touched it, and felt that he had grabbed something slimy in his hand.
Before he could put his hand down from the top of his head, the smell between his nose and Fang Chen's smiling expression made him understand what this thing in his hand was, and with a scream, Chen Lin plunged into the puddle in front of him.
Fang Chen was almost out of breath laughing on the shore.
After Chen Lin washed his pig feces, Fang Chen sat on the shore and pulled out pine needles for Chen Lin.
The two times Chen Lin's arm was almost not inserted by pine needles, from the big arm to the small arm, the pine needles were densely checked, fortunately the muscles were tense when he hit it, and the pine needles were only shallow hanging on the epidermis, but it was enough for him to bear.
Fang Chen plucked the thorn from Chen Lin, who had become a hedgehog, while listening to Chen Lin screaming in his ear and screaming in pain.
Fang Chen's ears were wooden, and he couldn't help but give Chen Lin an arm in his hand, and asked angrily, "Does it hurt so much?" "It barks like a pig to be slaughtered.
Chen Lin, who was shot this time, almost cried, choking and shouting, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, you go and try it." ”
Fang Chen: It's not that the brain is not bad.
After removing the pine needles from Chen Lin's arm, the two climbed up from the puddle in half-dry clothes.
Then I saw something dragging the pig's head.
Chen Lin's body didn't hurt in an instant, stealing his pig's head, do you know how difficult it is for this pig's head to come? Immediately snatched the hardwood bow in Fang Chen's hand and gave him an arrow.
The arrow was a little out of the right for the wound in his wrist, and it just grazed the round ears of the thing and plunged into the birch tree behind him.