Chapter 358: Crying Bag Can't Find a Girlfriend
But Wang Yuan also poked his little ass cheaply. While poking and laughing at people, "The little crying bag is still crying, and I can't find a girlfriend if I cry again." ”
Jiang Fengfeng waved his little hand, knocked off Wang Yuan's big hairy paws, and while moving his little buttocks to hide, he turned around and cried and shouted, "Who...... Who said...... Yes, I found it! ”
Wang Yuan was amused and laughed, and Jiang Feifei asked Wang Yuan with a serious face while holding back a smile, "Who taught him, was it you, did you teach it?" ”
Needless to say, there are only three of them on the mountain, except for Jiang Feifei who is him, Jiang Feifei didn't teach, so he can only teach, so Wang Yuan didn't push it, and said with a smile, "Just tease him, play with him."
Jiang Feifei couldn't help but reach out and grabbed Wang Yuan's ear, "Teach everything?" Is this a joke? ”
Wang Yuan tilted his head and laughed, "I won't teach next time." ”
Before Jiang Feifei could say anything, Jiang Fengfeng turned around and said with a crying voice, "Hmph, you don't have a girlfriend either, be careful that I let my sister not want you." ”
As soon as these words came out, Wang Yuan completely laughed crazy. His head rested on the bow of the boat, and his hand slapped against the plank.
Jiang Fengfeng was so angry, he couldn't help but reach out and pat the boat board, but his hands were small, and it hurt to pat, so he glanced at Wang Yuan's big head, leaned over, pouted his little buttocks, and reached out to pat Wang Yuan's head.
As a result, the board of the boat was made by the catfish, and it was slippery everywhere, Jiang Fengfeng pouted his buttocks, slipped under his feet, and fell into the water with a pop.
Jiang Feifei was also blushing by Wang Yuan's words, but as soon as she looked up, she saw Jiang Fengfeng planting green onions upside down in the water, and reached out to catch them. Just watched Jiang Feng Feng plant in the water.
When she left, Jiang Feifei also put on a cotton coat for Jiang Fengfeng, Jiang Fengfeng was planted upside down in the water, supported by the cotton clothes, his buttocks were facing the sky, and his two calves were kicking in mid-air.
Although it looked funny, Jiang Feifei's heart was about to be scared at that time. While leaning out, he patted Wang Yuan, and asked Wang Yuan to quickly fish people up.
Wang Yuan was also a little stupid, he was patted by Jiang Feifei, and quickly reached out and scooped up Jiang Fengfeng in the upside-down green onion water.
It may be that the fishing is timely, or it may be that the padded jacket is more powerful, Jiang Fengfeng also choked on a mouthful of water, was fished up and put on the bow of the boat, coughed for a while and began to close his eyes and howl desperately, if it was pretended just now, watching his sister cry and crying with him, then this time it was definitely really crying, shocked and scared, and cried hard with his throat.
While crying, he didn't forget to complain, "Sister, it's all, it's all him, it's all him." Stretched out his hand and pointed at Wang Yuan.
Jiang Feifei couldn't smile bitterly, she really wanted to laugh when she looked at her low brother's three-haired hairstyle on his upside-down head, but she was afraid that Jiang Fengfeng couldn't stop crying, so she could only coax her, "Okay, okay, don't cry, my sister will help you beat him, help you beat him." ”
After speaking, he pretended to follow Wang Yuan's shoulder, but it may be that life has not only tempered Jiang Fengfeng's physique, but also tempered his IQ at the same time, he obviously saw that his sister was not working hard, she was coaxing him, and I didn't know how to remember the words of the old aunt at the street before, the water splashed by the married girl was all blind.
Although I don't know what it means, I always feel that this is not a good word, and the understanding in his little head is eccentricity, and now he feels that his sister is not partial to him, and he is beginning to be partial to Wang Yuan, which is already spilled water. While crying, he twisted his body and said, "You lied to me, you didn't hurt to fight." ”
The villain is quite fine, Wang Yuan pouted secretly.
Jiang Feifei still had to coax her younger brother, "I'll fight hard, fight hard." After speaking, he gave Wang Yuan another shoulder, which was a little harder than before, and it was a little louder.
But Jiang Fengfeng was still unhappy, thinking that his sister was still fooling him, so he said directly, "I'll fight myself, I'll fight myself." As he spoke, he reached out to pat Wang Yuan's head.
I didn't fight last time, but I must fight this time.
Wang Yuan could only hold back his laughter and let him beat it, for fear that he would not be able to fight and cry again.
Just patted it lightly, Jiang Fengfeng was so happy, his mouth was no longer pursed, and he smiled happily.
Laughing enough and making enough trouble, Jiang Feifei also hurriedly urged Wang Yuan to get on the boat, although the catfish ran away, but I don't know if there is anything else in the water staring at them, just now when Wang Yuan and Jiang Fengfeng were arguing, Jiang Feifei's eyes stared at the water without blinking. I'm afraid that something will suddenly come out.
But fortunately, I don't know if the water in this gorge is too fast or I was scared away by the movement of the toucan just now, and there has been nothing to lean on.
Wang Yuan jumped up on the side of the boat and shook his clothes, because his backpack was soaked, and he couldn't change his dry clothes, and the weather was hot, so Wang Yuan took off his clothes directly and sat on the boat wearing only big pants.
Jiang Feifei looked at his sheer underwear, glanced at him angrily, reached out and pulled a half-dried small blanket and threw it over, "Cover it first." ”
Although Wang Yuan doesn't know why? But he wisely knows that sometimes he doesn't need to understand, just blindly follow. Obediently, he took the blanket and covered his tendon flesh.
The boat is on the mouth of the gorge, following the water all the way to the south, the water at the mouth of the gorge is turbulent, and the oars are useless at all, but Jiang Feifei is a little worried after the surprise attack of the toucan just now, it is pure luck to be able to drive the toucan away, now they have no solid alcohol in their hands, and there are only two broom sticks on the whole boat, and if they encounter a big fish of the size of a toucan, what should they do? Hit with a stick?
Jiang Fengfeng and Jiang Feifei are both landlubbers, and they are terrified when they walk around the boat, let alone help, they can still run on the shore, but they can only wait for death on the boat.
So, "Are we going overland?" "Anyway, the time is not in a hurry, they have prepared a lot of food, and Jiang Feifei has not seen any mosquitoes along the way.
Wang Yuan thought for a while, and nodded in agreement, the most important thing is safety, on the water, safety is really not guaranteed, what he is most worried about is not the fish in the water, but the mosquitoes, that thing can still find a place to hide on the shore, but on the water, it is definitely impossible to run, you can only go into the water to hide, Jiang Feifei is okay to say, you can learn to swim, but what about the four-year-old Jiang Fengfeng, it is simply unscientific to let him practice holding his breath underwater.
And even if you learn it, with the scale of the mosquitoes on the mountain at that time, how long can you hold it underwater? It's not a fish, and it can pant underwater.
It's just that he is very strange that the mosquito disappeared as soon as he went up the mountain.
What they didn't know was that on the other side of the mountain not far from them, a wall of wind that led straight to the heavens and the earth ran through the mountains, and everywhere they passed, let alone mosquitoes, more than ten years old trees were uprooted.