The 351st flower fairy got drunk and entered the wrong new house

Hua Xian hurriedly said, "I want to see the bedroom made of crocodile?"

The crocodile-headed man said, "On the second floor, let's fly down the hatch." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Baby asked, "Why don't you have stairs?"

The crocodile man said, "We can all fly, we don't need to use stairs." ”

Hua Xian flew in along the hatch, and came an exclamation of excitement: "Wow!

Bao Xian was shocked when he heard this: "Is it true?" In a hurry, he flew down the hatch. Baby and the crocodile man followed. Bao Xian turned around and praised: "Although it is not the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, it can be regarded as an underground palace, so it will not violate the rules of heaven." ”

The flower fairy sighed and said, "Husband, the crocodile head is so beautifully made, can we also change it to resemble the palace bedroom made of the crocodile head." ”

"Hee-hee, ha-ha" A dozen palace maids floated gently through a small door of the ship, and one of the leading palace maids asked the crocodile-headed man: "Master, guests are here! What kind of wine and food do you want to serve?"

The crocodile-headed man glanced at the baby and said, "Wife, it's up to you to arrange it." ”

Baby asked the leader, "What kind of food do we have?"

The leading palace maid introduced: "Sea fish, sea shrimp; There's everything on the sea, and there's sea wine!"

Baby asked, "What is sea wine?"

The leading maid said, "The wine made from the five kinds of algae in the sea is called sea wine!"

The baby said, "I'm very hungry, so bring out the best dishes!

The leading palace maid floated into the small door with more than a dozen palace maids "hehe, haha".

The flower fairy asked suspiciously, "What's in this little door?"

The crocodile-headed man introduced: "It's a jade dining room." ”

Hua Xian asked, "What is the jade dining room?"

Bao Xian said, "Is that where the emperor cooks and stir-fries?"

The flower fairy exclaimed, "Wow! Crocodile-headed man, you want us to feel the life of the emperor?"

The crocodile-headed man said: "The entire second floor is the emperor's bedroom, which has both the royal image of gold and splendor, carved beams and paintings, and the dragon and phoenix bed carefully built by beautiful jade, as well as more than 40 palace maids, as well as various precious flowers, jade collections;

and a variety of refined silk curtains to see it. The bedroom, living room, and dining room are in order, forming a beautiful landscape, which is very beautiful!"

Hua Xianlu looked envious, and said angrily: "Husband, our new house will also be changed to a crocodile-headed man-made royal family, so that love and love will have fun!"

Bao Xian exclaimed: "I change, I change, it is very easy, take back the original sailing ship, and build another sailboat that is exactly like it." ”

The flower fairy snorted and said, "I'll make it after eating!"

The leading palace maid floated out of the door with more than a dozen palace maids, came to the crocodile-headed man and said, "Master, please go to the jade dining room to eat." ”

The baby said: "The restaurant is called a restaurant, how awkward it is to call the jade dining room!"

The crocodile-headed man explained: "Since it is enjoyed by the emperor, let them be called!"

The baby looked at himself and said, "Husband, I'm too dirty and I don't have any clothes, you should take a bath first and help me make a few queen suits, so that I can enjoy it like an emperor." ”

The crocodile-headed man pondered for a while and said, "There are guests here, and this thing will be rebuilt after eating." ”

The flower fairy "snapped" her hand and said, "This is the way of hospitality, I really want to taste all kinds of seafood, after eating, you go to bathe, and my husband and I are going to remodel the boat." ”

The leading palace maid said, "Please!" and gently floated into the small door, followed by a group of palace maids.

The crocodile man took the lead and came to the jade dining room, and when the flower fairy saw that the table was full of delicious seafood, and before she had eaten it, she drooled and said, "I have never eaten flowers and plants, but I did not expect that there is more beautiful food than flowers and plants." ”

The baby said: "Eating flowers and plants alone is not nutritious, you have to give birth to children when you enter the new house, you can't always eat;

Baoxian comforted: "Wife, don't worry, I will do these to ensure that you can eat nutritious meals every day." ”

Hua Xian smiled sweetly: "Husband, you are so good! I want to give birth to a lot of children for you!"

Bao Xian said, "Yes, you have said it a few times! I just want a few good ones." ”

"Then I'll give you some good ones! Let our children be as smart as you. ”

The crocodile-headed man said, "Don't say anything, sit down and eat!" The crocodile-headed man took the lead and sat down at the jade table, and the baby, flower fairy, and treasure fairy also sat down around the jade table.

The leading palace maid asked, "How much sea wine do you want?"

The crocodile man said, "I don't drink, I'm happy today, so let's drink some!" and looked at the flower fairy again and asked, "Do you want to drink or eat?"

Hua Xian looked at the dishes on the table and said, "I only eat vegetables, not food!"

Bao Xian said: "The first time I heard about sea wine, I had to taste it. ”

The leading palace maid took more than a dozen palace maids and poured wine for each of them, and one of the palace maids asked Hua Xian: "Do you want sea wine too?"

Huaxian said: "Originally, I didn't want to, I heard my husband say that I haven't drunk sea wine, and I want to taste it." ”

The palace maid poured a full bottle of wine for the flower fairy, and the flower fairy took it up and took a sip with her mouth and said, "Good wine!

The baby shouted, "I want it too!"

The palace maid poured a full cup for the baby, and the baby immediately took a small sip and shouted: "Good wine!

The crocodile man was puzzled and asked, "Have you two ever drunk?"

Hua Xian said: "I never drink alcohol, I only drink some today when I am happy." ”

The baby said, "I don't drink either;

The crocodile-headed man wondered: "I haven't drunk any wine, and I know what good wine is?"

The flower fairy said, "Yes, if you drink it, it is good wine!"

Baoxian said: "Only part of the wine is right, the wine is delicious, with a faint fragrance, which makes people taste after drinking, and it is not easy to get drunk, it is a good wine!"

The crocodile man said, "Good wine is evidenced by poetry." ”

Baby asked, "What poem?"

"I made it myself, I wonder if it's okay?"

Hua Xian exclaimed, "You can also compose poems, isn't it more meaningful to eat like this?"

The baby said, "Husband, I want to hear your poems!"

The crocodile-headed man looked at the table full of royal delicacies and chanted: "Wine and delicacies are here, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are at the end of the bridge, the four of them gather in the jade dining room, and the palace maid is around the table to serve new flowers." ”

The flower fairy blinked and said, "Why don't I understand?" The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are at the end of the bridge, and the palace maid waits for the flowers around the table. ”

The crocodile man said: "When the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet, they must use the magpie to reach the bridge, and they will only see each other once a year." When you get married, someone must witness the marriage, and today is a good day, and the palace ladies are actually looking at the beauty of the bride when they serve the food. ”

Hua Xian praised: "What a poem, husband, can you also have a poem?"

Baoxian said: "I haven't read many books, but today is a big day, I am very happy, I have to fight a song." ”

Hua Xian praised: "You spell it to me!"

Bao Xian glanced at the flower fairy and said: "The flower fairy is beautiful in spring, I love to marry as a wife, the two are happy to celebrate the marriage, and the room is warm and beautiful." ”

The baby said: "I don't know much about poetry, it sounds okay, what two people celebrate the wedding together, the new house is warm and beautiful!

The crocodile man said, "Don't just talk, eat and drink." ”

Hua Xian drank three glasses in a row, and said with a red face: "Husband, our boat has not yet been renovated, but I want to enter the new house with you now! Like the poem you chanted, it is warm and beautiful!"

Bao Xian also drank in confusion and said, "Let's go into the new room on the crocodile-headed dragon's and phoenix bed!"

Baby shouted to stop: "No, my husband and I haven't slept yet, and there are so many people; how do you get into the new house?"

Bao Xian shouted loudly: "You all, all, out, out! Let me and Huaxian enter, new, new house, good, warm, warm, finished, again, come in again!"

The crocodile man said, "You two are drunk! This is my dragon and phoenix bed with my baby, how can I let you enter the new house." Let's go back to your ship, it's over!

Bao Xian stumbled crookedly, hugged the flower fairy tightly in the past, but walked out of the jade dining room and walked towards the dragon and phoenix bed. ”

The baby shouted to stop: "No!

Bao Xian and Hua Xian were in a daze, walked to the dragon and phoenix bed and collapsed. Bao Xian said, "Dear, dear, dear, dear; Let's, let's, open, start, warm, warm!"

Hua Xian said in a daze: "Old, husband, you, you want, help, help me, wide, wide clothes!"

The baby shouted, "No! ”

The flower fairy opened her eyes hard, but she couldn't open her eyes and said, "I, we, just want to be wide, wide clothes, no, not wide, wide clothes, how, how, warm, warm!"

The baby took one look at the crocodile man and asked, "Husband, what should I do? They are drunk! They have to loosen their clothes on our bed, and when the warmth is over, the bed is also dirty!"

The crocodile-headed man shouted: "Don't loosen your clothes anymore, otherwise, I will tell you to sober up!"

Hua Xian's hands and feet were sluggish, and she took off her shirt. The crocodile-headed man looked red-eyed, and with a wave of his hand, the magic turned on, and a gust of demonic wind sent the flower fairy and the treasure fairy out of the hatch and into the sea.

Hua Xian drank a few sips of seawater, which was so salty that she desperately coughed for a while before she eased up, and the wine also woke up. Seeing Baoxian lying in the water, as if he was dead, he shouted loudly: "Husband, husband, what's wrong with you?"

When the crocodile man and the baby heard the sound, they came to the window of the boat and looked down, and the flower fairy and the fairy grew small in the water. The crocodile-headed man asked, "Flower Demon, is your husband dead?"

Hua Xian scolded: "Who is so lacking in virtue and put me and my husband in the water." I almost choked to death in the water!"

The baby scolded: "You are even more lacking in morality! You dare to wear loose clothes on the dragon and phoenix bed, no matter how you shout, you don't listen! What if you don't let you wake up?"

"It turns out that you did it! Crocodile, my husband is dead!

The baby said fiercely: "Your husband deserves to die! How can you drink a few mouthfuls of urine and want to go to someone's dragon and phoenix bed! I'm really angry!"

Hua Xian stared at her eyes and shouted, "My husband is dead! I want to marry the crocodile man and enter a new house with him!"

The baby shouted, "I will freeze you into an iceman!"

Hua Xian showed a pleading gaze and shouted loudly: "Crocodile, can you come down and help see your husband, can he come back to life?"

The crocodile man said angrily: "You have a boat, if you want to enter the new house, you have to go to your ship; my wife and I are here, and we have to enter the new house on our dragon and phoenix bed; you know, my wife and I haven't slept yet!"

Hua Xian defended: "That's drunk! How can this happen if you don't get drunk! Please! Come down and take a look! If you don't want to see it, you will be my husband, anyway, I am willing to marry you!"

The baby scolded loudly: "That's not how you fart, you snatched my husband away! What should I do? You are widowed, you are widowed, you can't let me be widowed!"

The flower fairy shouted: "Then, you have to pay back my husband, anyway, you killed him, you have to think of saving him." ”

The crocodile-headed man pondered for a while and said, "Okay, your husband is an immortal, how can he die easily?" The crocodile-headed man waved his right hand, turned on his magic, lifted the fairy to the board, took the treasure, and flew up through the bedroom hatch, and the fairy lay on the boat.

The flower fairy flew up from the sea, stared at the fairy with her eyes, and cried loudly: "Husband, you died so miserably! Before we entered the new house, you were gone! You are an immortal! Why are you so short-lived?"

The crocodile-headed man shouted: "Don't cry! He's not dead!" The crocodile-headed man waved his magic, plucked the heart of the treasure fairy, spit out a lot of seawater from his mouth, and when he woke up, he desperately "cough cough cough" coughed enough, and said with a sigh of relief: "Crocodile man, you want to kill me!"

Hua Xian's eyes lit up, and she said in surprise: "Husband, you really aren't dead!"

Bao Xian got up from the boat and said, "I am an immortal, even if the body is dead, the immortal body is still alive, but I am a husband, and there is no physical good." ”

Hua Xian shouted: "Husband, let's go back to the boat! The boat will not be renovated! I want to enter a new house with you and give birth to a few excellent children for you as soon as possible." ”

Bao Xian said: "Don't worry, it is a matter of time before you enter a new house, and it is the same when you have a child! Now our task is to find treasures, find treasures, and rise to the immortal level; and then enter a new house, and the children born are the best." ”

The flower fairy said, "I can't wait! If I wait any longer, I'll get old! A woman grows old so quickly that she won't be able to give birth to a child!"

Bao Xian said: "You also belong to the demon immortal, it is impossible for you to age so fast! I will find the elixir of immortality to make you young forever!"

"How can there be an elixir of immortality in the world?"

"Yes! I heard that there is a precious beauty, who eats her flesh and can live forever!"

Hua Xian pondered for a while and said, "The baby is right in front of you, can you eat her flesh and live forever?"

The crocodile man scolded: "You two are going around and trying to beat my wife! You shouldn't have fished your husband out of the water just now!"

Hua Xian asked: "Crocodile, after eating your wife's meat, can you really live forever?"

The baby shouted, "Nonsense, you want to eat, you come and show me, I'm angry, I'm going to kill you both!"

An incomprehensible expression appeared on the flower fairy's face and said, "We're just talking, eating your flesh doesn't mean immortality!"

The baby howled, "Don't talk nonsense again!"

The crocodile-headed man stared at Baoxian and asked, "Who did you listen to that if you eat my wife's meat, you can live forever?"

Bao Xian pondered for a while and said:

"It's no secret! Everyone knows that the baby has a floral scent, and it's not like the average person. She has 80% of the ingredients in her body that make her face ageless, and if she eats this ingredient, she will be able to maintain her youth forever. Didn't you notice?

Your wife, like an eighteen-year-old girl!"

Hua Xian shouted: "Husband, am I older than my baby sister!"

Bao Xian smiled: "You are not old, you look like a twenty-year-old girl!"

Hua Xian said, "How can they be like twenty years old?"

The crocodile man was annoyed and said, "Okay! Let's not talk about that! You have to go into the new house and go back to your ship;