The seventh episode, the 311th episode of the Flying Bird in the Sky is a child-faced old man

Goldfish 2 said: "The members of the leading group are elected by everyone's vote, and I ask Goldfish 1 to be the leader of the leading group. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Ren Ren said: "I can't bear it anymore? The leader of the leading group should be Honghong, because Honghong can search for food!"

Goldfish Er pondered for a moment and said, "We have the most brothers and sisters, and if Honghong doesn't give us search food, we will starve to death." If Goldfish is the team leader, Goldfish can order Red Red to search for food and make sure we don't starve!"

Ren Ren pondered for a while and said, "I believe that Honghong is the team leader and will definitely be responsible!"

Goldfish 2 said, "It's always been a red search for food, but what about it?

Baby glanced at Director Hua and asked, "Tell me what you think?"

Director Hua glanced at everyone and said, "Children, I have an immature idea, and I put it forward for everyone's reference." Since the system has been established, it is necessary to set up a leading group. Only with a leadership group can the tasks be implemented.

I propose that the goldfish be the first team leader, and Honghong should be the deputy team leader. The members are: Goldfish Two, Forbearance, Huang Huang, Goldfish Eleven;

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Everyone talk about your opinions, if you have something to say, you will say it at the meeting, and you are not allowed to say it after the meeting!"

Children, you look at me, I look at you, and no one wants to squeak.

Honghong pondered for a while and said: "It doesn't matter if I am the team leader or not, the key is that everyone is doing well! I also propose that non-team members should not interfere with the group's tasks!"

The goldfish spirit asked: "Director Hua, I'm a father, you can't put me outside the group!"

Director Hua asked rhetorically: "What can you do for the children? As soon as you come, the children will starve! Go and go! You should stand aside!"

The goldfish spirit stared at his eyes and shouted, "I won't embroider my hands and watch;

Director Hua roared with a gloomy face: "Don't be foolish! Okay?"

The goldfish flew out of the conference room in a rage, and after a while, it flew back and said, "I'm their father, why don't you let me be the team leader?"

Director Hua glared and said, "You are a parent, what kind of team leader should you be? Don't worry about the affairs of the group in the future! I will not be done with you then!"

The goldfish spirit said, "Since I am a parent, my children have to listen to me!"

Director Hua said: "Of course the children listen to you at home! When it comes to the group, the group is in charge, and you are not allowed to interfere; if there is a system, it must be written like this!"

The baby waved his hand and said, "Boys, who else wants to say?" The baby glanced with his eyes and said:

"There is no opinion, so it is decided. Honghong, go back and write out the group list on paper and paste it in the conference room for everyone to see. Then, draft a set of rules and regulations, hand them in, and ask for everyone's opinions!"

Honghong nodded.

Baby asked, "Who else has to say, if not, it will be scattered!"

The children still chattered and flew out of the room. After a while, only Baby, Director Hua, Goldfish Essence and Honghong were left in the conference room.

Baby asked, "What else do you have to say?"

The goldfish spirit said awkwardly: "I want to wait for Director Hua to go back to the room with me." ”

The baby said: "Director Hua can't get by, you just take him away." ”

Director Hua glared and said, "I don't want to sleep with her, I want to find another room!"

The goldfish spirit said anxiously: "We are husband and wife, if you don't sleep with me, who will you sleep with?"

Director Hua couldn't say it after a while.

The goldfish spirit dragged Director Hua's hand and flew into the big magic room.

Honghong pondered for a while and asked, "Dad, what about the fish searched in the sky, and we don't dare to eat it?"

The baby flew out of the conference room, looked at it in the moonlight, and said, "The fish are all dead!

Honghong followed the baby into the conference room and said, "Dad, how do you write the rules and regulations?" The baby didn't speak, flew into the bedroom, and lay on the big bed. Honghong slept next to her, thinking hard and asking:

"Dad, can you teach me to write, I really can't write?"

The baby pondered for a long time before saying: "The system is for those who do not respect it, and with the system, what happens to them, they will act according to the rules of the system?"

Number one: Regularly search for two meals a day to ensure that the food is distributed to everyone. There shall be no favoritism.

Article 2: If you ask others to do it, you must first do it.

Article 3: Brothers and sisters should do a good job of unity, and if there is a problem, the group leader or group members should help solve it, and should not expand the matter.

Article 4: Non-members of the group shall not interfere with the plan set by the group.

Article 5: Turn off the lights and go to bed at 10 o'clock at night, and the team members should organize and arrange personnel to make rounds. Other elements are to be discussed and added at the meeting.

Honghong, Director Hua and I are going to make a movie tomorrow, the regulations have not yet been introduced, you have to search for food for your brothers and sisters on time, whether the goldfish is making trouble or not, you do yours;

Honghong nodded and said, "Dad, I remember! I'll sort out what you said tomorrow." ”

The baby closed his eyes and said, "Okay, so be it! Daddy is tired, and it's time to rest." ”

Honghong hugged the baby tightly and fell asleep after a while......

Director Hua and the goldfish spirit haven't slept yet, and the endless lingering of the goldfish spirit makes Director Hua exhausted and says: "This is the last time, I won't come up in the future, the children will teach you!"

"Why?"

"I'm going to make a movie!"

"What do you want to do?"

"Figure it out for yourself!"

"Husband, I don't want you to leave! What should I do if I'm alone when you're gone? I can't take care of the child!"

"If you can't manage it, don't worry about it, there's a group to manage it! You just need to take care of yourself!"

"I see you don't want to make movies; I always want to beat the baby's idea! I don't feel at ease with her often! If the baby moves his heart, my husband can't keep it?"

"It's not up to me to make a movie, it's a task assigned by the company, and it must be completed! If you always pester me like this, my body will collapse!"

"I can't do without a husband! When you're away, I'm very lonely! I'm scared when I think about it! Don't go! We don't lack food and clothing! What are you doing with movies? Give up your job!"

"I won't tell you! You don't understand anything!" Director Hua saw that it was dawn, pushed the goldfish spirit away, got up from the bed, and walked out of the room to the conference room, shouting: "Baby——! baby——!

The baby was woken up by Director Hua, got up and flipped up casually, grabbed a white cloud and carried Director Hua to the film base. Director Hua organized the staff to get the tools, and the baby went into the dressing room.

The new male makeup artist dodged his eyes and saw that the baby did not speak. The baby enters the dressing room and becomes the character needed for the movie, and the new male makeup artist sees that the baby's body is not stained, and he is dumbfounded, revealing his greedy appearance, and endures it.

The baby entered the filming site, and Director Hua held the shouting microphone in his hand and shouted: "Everyone is in place, five...... Let's go!"

The camera is on the crocodile-headed mage, putting the baby down from his back and pulling it closer. The baby lay on the bed and hugged the crocodile head master tightly and said, "Husband, your crocodile head is too ugly, can you change it?"

The crocodile-headed arch mage said gently: "It's easy to change, it's annoying to change around!"

The baby snorted and said, "No, you don't change, people ignore you!"

"What do you want me to change?"

"It's more enjoyable to be a husband and wife when you become a prince charming!"

"I'm just changing!" The crocodile-headed mage got down from the bed, shrunk his crocodile mouth, and gradually turned into a handsome young man, wearing a white prince costume and a prince charming's magic knife, standing majestically in front of the baby.

The baby snorted and said, "Husband, so handsome! How energetic the husband and wife are like this! Come up, let me take a closer look!"

The crocodile-headed prince charming asked, "And the white horse, do you want to change?"

The baby pondered for a while and said, "If you want to change, there is no white horse, what is it called Prince Charming?"

The crocodile-headed prince charming waved his hand and said, "The white horse is here." ”

"Where?"

"The white horse can only be placed outside the corner tower of the Imperial Palace. ”

"I want to see it. The baby got out of bed and walked to the window to see a white horse flying in the air. Baby asked, "What kind of horse is this?"

The crocodile-headed prince charming said, "This is a god horse in the sky, you can ride him in the sky;

"I can't ride it, it's too far!"

The crocodile-headed prince charming shouted to the white horse, "Cloud God!" and the Sky Horse galloped over. The crocodile man flew to the horse and sat down on horseback with the baby in his arms. Shouted: "Drive!"

The sky god horse flew wildly, flew around in the air and flew back to the corner tower of the palace to stop. Baby and Prince Charming are about to dismount. From not far away, there was a laugh of "Hahaha!" and said, "What a happy couple!"

Baby and Prince Charming looked back, and a cockscomb flew in the air, and on the back of the red, green, black feathers sat a child-faced old man, full of smiles, and said: "Don't look at me old, my face is full of spring, I smell the fragrance of women, I have come to visit!"

The crocodile-headed prince charming said with a gloomy face, "What's there to see?

The child-faced old man rode a cockscomb and praised: "It's good to have a ride! If you don't take a ride, how can I see such a beautiful woman!"

The crocodile-headed prince charming asked, "What do you mean!"

Tong Yan Lao Su smiled: "My meaning is very clear, since there are women, you can't monopolize it alone, and those who see it have a share!"

The crocodile-headed prince charming sneered: "What exclusivity, she is my wife!"

The old man smiled and said, "If a woman is on my parrot, won't she become my wife?"

Prince Charming felt that the child-faced old man was taking advantage of him, and scolded: "You shameless old thing!

"Am I old? Look at my face, like a child. I want a wife too! What if there are fewer women and more men? Can I let women slip out of my nose?"

"What do you want?"

"Hand over the woman or ......"

"Otherwise what?"

"I'm going to kill you!"

"Joke! I took my wife to run north and south, what kind of person has I never seen? If you want to get a woman away, your head has to bloom!"

"However, you will be unlucky when you meet me! I will break your body into ten thousand pieces and let a woman be my noble lady!"

"How expensive, is it more expensive than the corner tower of the Imperial Palace?"

"What is the corner tower of the Imperial Palace? I want the stars and the moon to take it down like this!"

"I see that you are tired of life, if you don't give some color, I don't know what your surname is?" Prince Charming pulled out the big magic knife from his waist, and with a "swish" sound, it lit up in his right hand, and his left hand was tight, riding a white horse, ready to attack.

The child-faced old man rode the cockscomb parrot, stretched out his hand, "swished", flashed out the parrot sword, and danced a few times to demonstrate.

The crocodile-headed mage turned the prince charming and the baby rode wild on a white horse; the child-faced old man rode the cockscomb parrot in hot pursuit, just about to catch up, the white horse flew up, the hind hooves kicked wildly, the rear was high, continuous.

Tongyan Lao Suo waved his parrot sword, flashed red, green and black light, aimed at the hind hooves of the white horse and slashed it fiercely, and with a "bang", the hind hooves of the white horse were cut off. The white horse neighed and wailed, and fell in a straight line.

With a wave of his hand, the white horse disappeared, and the baby flew around with his back, holding the big magic knife high, and slashed down at the head of Tong Yan Laosuo, "whew". The child-faced old man flashed, and the big magic knife grazed the cockscomb parrot's tail.

The cockscomb parrot flew wildly, screaming "oh oh oh" and flying wildly at the crocodile-headed mage. The child-faced old man, wielding a parrot sword, flashed with a dazzling red, green and black light, aimed at the crocodile's head and slashed it violently.

The crocodile-headed man carried the baby on his back and was inconvenient to dodge, and used the big magic knife to fight, and with a "dang" sound, the big magic knife was cut in two. The crocodile-headed archmage panicked, and fled in a hurry with the treasure on his back! With a wave of his hand, he took back the big magic knife, and then flashed the big magic knife again, and returned to its original state.

The cockscomb parrot was in hot pursuit, and the crocodile-headed mage suddenly looked back, aimed at the head of the child-faced old man, and slashed violently, "whew". As soon as Tong Yan Lao Su lowered his head, the big magic knife flew over his head.

Tong Yan Lao Suo drove the cockscomb parrot, flew around, and rushed towards the crocodile-headed mage, the parrot sword in his hand flashed red, green and black, and stabbed directly at the chest of the crocodile-headed mage.

The crocodile-headed mage flashed, the big magic knife was fighting, and with a "whew!", the big demon knife head was melted. The crocodile-headed mage was frightened and fled desperately with the baby on his back.

Tong Yan Lao Suo rode the cockscomb parrot, flashed out of the cockscomb gourd in his hand, and threw it into the air; it automatically lifted into the air, the mouth of the gourd was facing down, and he sucked at the crocodile-headed man-mage, and a gust-of-the-wind sucked the crocodile-headed man-mage and the baby on his back into the cockscomb gourd.

The crocodile-headed arch was flustered, and before he could react, he was put in, and he was very depressed: "What kind of broken thing is this!

The baby said frustratedly: "Husband, what should I do?

The crocodile-headed archmage embarrassed himself in front of the baby, and said embarrassedly: "Honey!

The baby was very depressed: "How did you do it? A child-faced old man can't handle it, do I still have a sense of security by your side?"

The crocodile-headed man was sad and said, "I will try my best to make sure you get out safely!"

The baby showed a disappointed look and said, "We can only wait and see, what should I do?"

The parrot is rolling violently, and a gust of wind blows the crocodile and the baby out of the parrot and rolls on the ground a few times. The crocodile man and the baby got up from the ground, and the red, green, and black light suddenly lit up the house.

Beside him stood a five-meter-tall parrot man, the crocodile man and the baby were only thigh-tall when they stood up. Baby looked at the parrot man strangely, and boldly asked, "Hey, what are you doing here with us?"

The parrot man laughed and said, "You are so stupid, the woman stays, the man kills and throws it away!"

The baby broke out in a cold sweat and bluffed loudly, "You dare! My husband will kill you!"

The parrot man sneered: "You still believe your husband's words, how can he kill me even if he can't protect himself?"

The baby threatened: "You let my husband go, or I will kill myself!"

The parrot man laughed: "I don't have the tools to kill myself, how can I kill myself?" The man doesn't have to die by himself, we will deal with him!"

As soon as the crocodile-headed man stretched out his hand, the big magic knife flashed in his hand, aiming at the parrot man's thick legs and slashing at it. The parrot man kicked the big magic knife away with his feet, and with his hand, he took the big magic knife in his hand, broke it into several pieces, rubbed it with magic, and it was gone.

The baby was very disappointed and said, "Husband, what should I do?"

The crocodile-headed mage flew up, and flew with his index finger to the parrot man's Baihui, Jizhong, and temples, but there was no response; The parrot man became angry, shook his hand, and threw the crocodile-headed mage into the iron prison.

The baby panicked and shouted, "Husband, husband!" and was about to rush to the iron prison. The parrot man stretched out his hand and grabbed the treasure in his hand. The baby kicks and grabs, shouting:

"Husband, husband, parrot monster, let me down, I want to be with my husband!"

The parrot man sniffed the baby with his nose and said, "What a fragrant woman!

From the other part of the house, two boy-faced old men came out and asked, "Master, what are your orders?"