Chapter Twenty-Six: The Uninvited Guest
After greeting the young talents, Ye Zan and Li Yun sat down, and the guys in the restaurant began to pass the dishes.
"The most famous thing about this Tianxiang Pavilion is the dish made with demon beast meat, and the delicate meat is soaked with a trace of aura, which is far better than the taste that can be adjusted by all seasonings. Moreover, for mortals such as us, it also has the effect of nourishing qi and blood and strengthening the body. ”
Li Haoran sat next to Ye Zan, enthusiastically introducing some of the special dishes of this Tianxiang Pavilion, and he talked about everything well, and he looked like a senior gourmet.
Ye Zan nodded beside him, and thought to himself: If one day, this communication system develops to a smart terminal, and Li Haoran conducts a live food program, there will definitely be a lot of fans to reward.
The dishes are all on the table, the wine is full, and there is a music queen playing and singing next to it, and the banquet is officially started.
In the beginning, the young talents were quite reserved. After all, Ye Zan's identity as an elder of Yuqing cannot be said to be unattainable for these sons and brothers, but it will always remind them of the old-fashioned elders in the family.
However, after three rounds of drinking, these people gradually discovered that this Yuqing Elder did not seem to be much different from themselves, and he was not as cold as he thought. In particular, when Ye Zan found some obscure jokes that fit the environment from the database, he immediately made a group of people confidants. The atmosphere of this banquet has become more and more lively, and the so-called cup change has really begun.
Of course, not everyone can understand the jokes that Ye Zan said. Li Yun sat next to her, stupidly watching a group of people laughing, but she didn't know what they were laughing at.
"Uncle Shi, what are you laughing at? Li Yun was dumbfounded for a long time, and finally couldn't help but ask Ye Zan.
At this time, Ye Zan noticed that there was a simple girl beside her, who almost choked on a sip of wine, so she had to wave her hand and say: "Not suitable for children, not suitable for children, you will know when you grow up." ”
In fact, at Li Yun's age, if she was placed in the world of science and technology, she would have understood everything a long time ago. It is precisely because of this that Ye Zan forgot to have any scruples for a while, and told some jokes that are actually rotten in the technology world.
Moreover, this kind of obscure joke has to be a smile, and it would be ugly to explain it. Of course, Ye Zan is not easy to explain to Li Yun, so as not to ruin the image of his elders, after all, he is called Uncle Ancestor.
The banquet continued, everyone chatted, and gradually lost the scruples of identity, after all, they were all young people of the same age. From the mouths of these young talents, Ye Zan heard a lot of things about the world, many of which could not be seen from the information alone. And from Ye Zan, these young talents also heard a lot of new things, not just about cultivation, but a lot of fun ideas, as well as some novel ideas.
However, in many cases, the arrival of uninvited guests is not subject to human will.
While the banquet was in full swing, I heard some footsteps on the stairs. Before I saw the figure, I heard a voice coming from there: "Third brother, this is your mistake, such an important banquet actually missed the eldest brother and me!"
With the words, the group walked up from the stairs, led by the prince of the Tang Kingdom, Li Yun's eldest brother Li Haoyuan. And the one who followed closely behind the crown prince was naturally the second prince Li Haomin who slapped himself in the face in the palace yesterday. Behind these two people, there were also several young talents, and some of them were wearing the official uniforms of the officials of the East Palace.
"Third brother, do you think you should be punished!" Walking up the stairs, the second prince Li Haomin said with a smile, completely losing the embarrassment of being slapped in the face last night.
Seeing these people, the third prince Li Haoran and everyone at the table had to get up and salute, after all, the leader was the prince, the prince of the Tang Kingdom, and the future lord of the Tang Dynasty.
"See His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!" Li Haoran left the table to greet him, bowed and saluted Li Haoyuan.
The young talents in the banquet did not dare to slack off, and they left the table one after another, shouting: "See His Royal Highness the Prince!"
"Alas, there is no need to be polite, this is not a court. The crown prince Li Haoyuan raised his hand to support him, signaling everyone to be exempt from courtesy, and at the same time said to Li Haoran with disgust: "Third brother, don't you treat me as a big brother, how can your own brother have so many courtesies!"
After everyone got up, they then saluted the second prince next to them, and then the crown prince and several young people behind the second prince saluted the third prince Li Haoran, the princess Li Yun, and the Yuqing elder Ye Zan. All in all, it took more than half an hour to see this round of etiquette, and I have to say that this ceremony is really annoying.
After the two sides greeted each other, Li Haoran explained to the prince: "Big brother, forgive me, the younger brother is also worried about the heavy affairs of the eldest brother, so he did not invite the eldest brother, this matter is the younger brother's fault, wait and punish yourself three cups." ”
"This is Elder Ye of the Yuqing Sect, I have seen Elder Ye in Li Haoyuan. "The prince first said hello, although this attitude cannot be said to be very low, but it is not easy for a prince.
Obviously, Li Haoyuan was selected as the crown prince, not only because of his status as the eldest son of the emperor, no matter what he really is, at least on the surface, no one will find fault.
"I've seen the Tang Prince," Ye Zan returned the salute.
A person of such a big status as the prince came, of course he couldn't be allowed to enter the remnant table. At Li Haoran's suggestion, the guys in the heavenly pilgrims got busy again, removed the original banquet, and waited until the prince and others sat down, and the music sounded and the banquet started again.
It's just that there is such a prince, and this banquet is not as lively as before, and those young talents have become a little restrained again one by one. In fact, regardless of whether the prince came with good intentions or what his intentions were, he deserved to be called a villain at this point.
"Everyone here can be called a young talent of my Tang Dynasty, how can you make the banquet so deserted, so doesn't it seem that we are too rude! In the next is not talented, I am willing to throw bricks and lead the jade with a humble poem......"
One of the young men who followed the prince stood up, said a lot, and then shook his head and began to recite poetry.
"The autumn night is drunk and red, and the garden moon is getting higher and higher. Where is the wine, and the birds are crying and recalling the three lives. ”
The meaning of this poem is very simple, a person gets drunk in the middle of the night, wants to have an amorous personality, and wakes up to find that he has been thrown outside. Watching the moon rise, I want to continue drinking but can't find a place, so I can only listen to the early morning birdsong to the closed door, and have a rare dream of three lives.
Of course, the above is Ye Zan's straightforward understanding.
This person's poem is really a brick throw, and then someone got up and began to chant poetry. Probably these young talents can't stand the coldness of this banquet, and since some people have written poems, wouldn't it seem that they have no ability if they don't do it?
For a while, the atmosphere at this banquet was really lively.