Chapter 136 Pee a Head [One Change]
Later, not to mention that someone approached the grove, even the guards of the city would not look at the grove, for fear of seeing something unclean, and no matter what noise occurred in the grove, they would subconsciously ignore it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
At midnight, the bushes on the edge of the grove were opened, and a person got out of the hole that was passable for one person inside, and when he saw someone coming out, Huang Sanliang hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Old Li, how is it?"
The person called Li Lao touched the soil on his face, and then said helplessly: "Evil Gate, Mo Min has come out with a large piece of stone, it is really impossible to dig it, it can only be winded, but it is easy to have problems when it goes around, whether to go around or not, or to make a decision by group training!"
Huang Sanliang's face was a little ugly, but he didn't expect that the thing he was worried about still happened: "Old Li, do you think it is possible that it is the foundation of the city wall!"
Lao Li was slightly stunned, thought about it and said with some uncertainty: "No, the stones are placed randomly, the foundation can't be so messy, and it's three or four zhang away, it shouldn't be the foundation." ”
Huang Sanliang gritted his teeth and said, "What should I do then?"
"How do I know that you are a regimental trainer, and I am just an old craftsman!"
Lao Li seemed to think of something, and continued: "Why don't we measure it first!"
Xiang Tianhu, who had just walked over, frowned, looked at the brightly lit city wall and said: "No, there are too many people patrolling, once it is discovered, it will be shot into a hornet's nest, you don't have to wait for a while, you will be more sure when you are halfway through the third watch!"
Huang Sanliang thought for a while and said, "It's been a few days, my brother-in-law's life is hanging by a thread in the city, we don't have so much time to delay anymore!"
Xiang Tianhu was about to speak, Huang Sanliang patted Xiang Tianhu's shoulder: "Don't worry! It's already the third watch, and there shouldn't be any problem with changing into night clothes!"
Li Lao thought for a while and said, "If you go, bring a rope, you just need to run all the way to the city wall at this angle, and measure the distance of the rope when the time comes." ”
Xiang Tianhu's eyes lit up: "This method is the best!"
They didn't probe before, but Li Lao visually observed it, they didn't dare to approach the city wall easily, once they exposed everything, it would be in vain.
And the pretending to be a ghost during this period of time made the guards on the city wall a little nervous, and now they have to take this risk.
After some discussion, Huang Sanliang changed into a night coat and ran in the direction of the city wall in the night, but when he was about to reach the city wall, he stepped on a dry wooden stick under his feet, and the crisp clicking sound floated in the night sky.
Huang San's conscience tightened, and then he took a vertical leap, his body was tightly attached to the city wall, and there was a faint sound of footsteps above, obviously someone on the city wall noticed the sound just now.
"Second, second brother, no, it won't be a ghost!"
A timid voice sounded, and then the person who was called the second brother rebuked him with a fierce heart: "Then, those people were not killed by us, they are wronged and have a debt, and they have a fart relationship with us, it's okay, maybe some wild cat and wild dog made the noise!"
"That's, that's good, that's good, I was so scared just now that my hairs stood up, and my urine almost scared out!"
"It's a useless play, just such a little guts, how can you get ahead, it just so happens that I also hold back a bubble of urine, let's solve it together!"
Obviously, the second brother is not very confident, and then he opened the floodgates and released the water.
After the two of them finished their explanation, the successive words came into Huang Sanliang's ears, and at this moment, Huang Sanliang's face was green, and he touched a handful of wet faces, and he urinated on his head.
"Damn, don't let Lao Tzu catch you two, if you two catch you, you two bastards must be castrated!"
Of course, that is, I thought about it in my heart, and there was no sound after listening to it, so I pulled the rope, and the cry of the cooing bird came from the forest, and Huang Sanliang glanced at the top of the city wall, and then it was like a leopard in the direction of the grove.
When they arrived at the grove, Xiang Tianhu and Lao Li finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Xiang Tianlong stepped forward, but then stopped, frowned slightly, and an unpleasant smell came from Huang Sanliang's body.
"Third brother, you've fallen into a pit!"
Huang Sanliang's face was pulled into a donkey's face: "Don't mention it, I saw that it was about to arrive, but I stepped on the wooden stick and startled the two bastards on it, those two people thought they were ghosts, and they were scared to pee, but I was unlucky, ******, don't let Lao Tzu catch these two bastards, you have to castrate!"
Hearing Huang Sanliang's words, let alone Xiang Tianhu, Li Lao couldn't help but laugh when he heard it.
"You're not going to hide!"
As soon as he said this, Huang Sanliang looked at Li Lao as if he was going to eat people: "Speaking of this Lao Tzu, I will be angry, it's not that the direction that Li Lao said can't be deviated, otherwise Lao Tzu will stand there, stupid and let the urine be poured out!"
At this time, Li Lao smiled hehehehe: "Actually, it's okay to take one step or two!"
Huang Sanliang staggered, looked at Lao Li with hatred, and wanted to take out the guy to pee Lao Li's face: "Why didn't you say it beforehand!"
Li Lao touched his nose and said a little strangely: "You didn't ask beforehand!"
Huang Sanliang didn't know what to say at all, so he handed the thread to Lao Li Tou with a muffled snort, and walked towards the depths of the dense forest alone, so depressed, I don't know if I will be angry if I stay.
After Huang Sanliang left, Li Lao General measured the line, but there was a deviation, and the direct distance between the hole and the city wall was less than three zhang, that is, nine meters.
'Alas, trouble, no matter how wide the foundation of the city wall is, it can't be expanded three feet!'
At this time, Xiao Muyu came over, Xiao Muyu led the way, and after arriving, he was familiar with this place, so he was now in charge of guarding, but he saw that several people had been talking about something, so he came over to take a look at the situation.
When he learned about it, Xiao Muyu fell into deep thought, and after a long time, he patted his thigh and said, "I know, it should be the foundation!"
Li Lao said in surprise: "What? How can such a wide foundation be possible?"
Xiao Muyu nodded very affirmatively: "You don't know, Wanping was originally not big, only three or four hundred thousand people, but Wanping is the birthplace of Grandpa, so Grandpa Tai ordered the expansion of Wanping, and this city wall was built more than a hundred years ago."
However, at that time, Zhizhou made a lot of money, and the city wall shrank by half, and it became what it is now!"
"How can this be, such a wide foundation must be very stable, how can this be fried!"
Xiao Muyu shook his head: "It's strange to be stable, that Zhizhou is greedy for money, the foundation is just for show, it is good to be able to build it, you look at the city wall is solid, but there are already cracks in the city wall, and there is nothing to do in normal times, but if there is an earthquake, it may collapse, and it was originally planned to be rebuilt in the first two years, but who knows that the war continues, and the court has not allocated money, and then it will be gone." ”
Lao Li thought of something, and then he was relieved: "No wonder those stones are messy, if so, then it's no problem at all!"
Looking at Lao Litou's appearance, he pouted to Tianlong: "Take off your pants and fart, it's too much!"
"Hmph, old man, I'm called conscientious, and the little hairy kid knows a fart!"
Xiang Tianlong snorted and didn't speak, but he had to admire Old Man Li in his heart, just at such a glance, he knew the approximate distance, or he said that he was an old craftsman in the Ministry of Industry!
Xiang Tianlong still remembers that at that time, his family was only the head of a county, and when he talked to this old man, this old guy didn't even pay attention.
And this time, it's still that stinky temper, and if it weren't for the dark guard finding him, he really wouldn't necessarily follow.
As for what the old man said about his conscientiousness, that is the truth, the angle of digging the hole, the distance, it took a lot of thought, but the old man Li can't help it, this is the emperor's errand! The secret guard has found the head, if the matter is messed up, not to mention the shame, the emperor must destroy his nine clans.
So don't look at Old Man Li's love of showmanship, but he really doesn't dare to be sloppy. (To be continued.) )